you big jerks

JJBA Episode 26

If it weren’t against the laws of God and man, I would marry this ending.

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“Over my dead body.” Tony scoffed. “That can be arranged.” Wade said and began to walk towards him. You stopped them both, “Okay I’m an adult and don’t need you to babysit me.” You told Tony.

“And you’re not hurting him.” You told Wade. “I’m your older brother.” Tony said. “And he’s being rude.” Wade told you. “You guys are children.” You groaned. “I’ll wait in the car, before I detach his pretty head from his body.” Wade said and left, but not being giving you a kiss just to piss of Tony.

“He’s tried to kill me!” Tony shouted. “No he wasn’t. If you didn’t blast him, he would’ve explained that he was trying to save you.” You told him. “What?” He asked.

“He was trying to warn you that the place was rigged with explosives. If you stepped inside, you would’ve died.” You told him and Tony felt guilty. “I-I didn’t know.” He said. “Of course you didn’t. He’s not always a bad guy.” You explained. “And, I love him.” You said.

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was gonna color all the fusion doodles i did but i tweaked the sniper/spy and soldier/engie fusions a lil bit so i drew new things for them.

i love the idea of big, terrifying, multi-limbed, four-eyed fusions interacting with their normal sized teammates and i still think pyro lighting cigarettes with their flamethrower is funny.

darcyland prompts!

1.  “I really dig you.”

2.  “What are you, an idiot?”

3.  “Um….it was me who dumped the confetti in your underwear drawer.”

4.  “This is not the oddest thing you have seen me do.”

5.  “Be happy.”

6.  “You did what?!”

7.  “Saddle up, this means war.”

8.  Missed anniversary.

9.  “I thought you were dead!”

10. “You big jerk! I love you!”

Enjoy! 

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HANUEL: What’s with the long face, Ania? Still angry at me for not telling ya that I was coming to town?

TITANIA: Just a little. Don’t you know how long I’ve been waiting for you? I almost thought you weren’t going to make it to Joon Hyuk’s birth, you big jerk.

HANUEL: M’ sorry, Ania. (softly) Really, I am. I technically wasn’t supposed to be here for another few weeks, but the boss gave me their blessing to take family leave.

TITANIA: Why didn’t you call me, then?

HANUEL: Seeing ya again was the only thing on my mind, I guess. Booked the quickest flight outta the city and rushed here. 

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“It was while I gave you that kiss, up above, under Apollo’s lyre,” she said. “The ring must have slipped from my finger and dropped into the street! We can never find it. And what misfortunes are in store for us now!”  (+)

I just imagine Lance processing his feelings for Keith really well, like: 

Lance: “This is you: ooooh look at me, I’m Keith, I’m so good at flying and fighting and my eyes are so big and purple and have LONG LASHES ON THEM.”
Keith: “Is this – are you insulting me?”
Lance: “I dunno, AM I?”
Keith: “I have no idea! And I’ve never said any of that!”
Lance: “Yes you have, Keith. Yes you have. You say it every day with your face.”
Keith: “What?!”
Lance: “Your face tells me everyday how obnoxiously pretty you are, YOU BIG FAT JERK.”

Pidge (to Hunk): “So…does he even realize what’s coming out of his mouth anymore?”
Hunk: “Lance has a lot of emotion inside and a body that’s too skinny to contain it. His brain probably disconnected a while ago. You know, out of self-preservation.”
Keith (in the distance): “How can my face talk if my mouth didn’t say it, genius?!”

Fight
  • INTJ: ESFP, sometimes you're just too reckless. You really need to think of the consequences before you do or say something idiotic that will get you into trouble.
  • ESFP: WELL YOU'RE A BIG JERK AND I HATE YOU!
  • ESFP: BITCH YOU WANNA GO?!
  • INTJ: Oh no. I'm terrified of a girl who plays minecraft all day. What shall I do?
  • ESTP: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
  • ESFP: OH ITS ON!
  • INTP: *intensly watching the argument*
  • ISTP: *trying to not laugh their ass off*
  • ENFJ: NO FIGHT, LETS NOT FIGHT, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE!
  • ISFJ: internally: Why am I friends with these people
  • ISFJ: externally: *sighs*
  • ESTP: SEE ISFJ WANTS TO SEE THE FIGHT TOO
  • ENFJ: SHE DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!
  • ISTP: I hate you all.
  • ESFP: *goes up to INTJ and raises their fists*
  • INTJ: Omg, you seriously want to?
  • ISTP: *kicks the back of ESFP's knee, causing her to fall*
  • ISTP: Not anymore.
  • *INTJ and ISTP smirk at each other*
  • *ESFP lies on the floor, defeated*
  • *ENFJ goes over to ESFP and tries to get her to move*
  • *ISFJ leaves the room to get some popcorn*
  • *ESTP is laughing hysterically in the background*
  • *INTP is still sitting down, wondering if they should laugh, high-five ISTP and INTJ, sneak off into the kitchen to get food, or try to help ENFJ get ESFP off the floor*
  • *INTP decides to go on their phone*

“This is serious you dickhead Big Jerk!”

Sketch for an Anon who wanted more moments like this.

Happy Bon Day

-don’t care if I’m a bit late, I’mma post some bunnies. >8P

Mainly I’ve been inspired by kawarayane lately, especially with Shadow Bonnie.

I gave Bonnie his face back and a carrot.

I gave Toy Bonnie some paint&polish, because a clean bunny is a good bunny.

I gave Shadow Bonnie the Bonus balloon from the minigame…

-and I threw Springtrap a Goldie plush. Don’t say I never gave you anything, you big jerk. >8/

ALSO look at the difference between skye being juvenile and mean to raina vs ward. look at where she was. the inhumans were like “woah skye uncalled for and really rude. don’t say that.” while the team was like “YEAH YOU BIG JERK. WE ALL HATE YOU.”

funny. it’s almost like the inhumans know what it’s like to be different and picked on, while the team easily goes into a nasty playground mentality with no such qualms.

weird.

I’m drawing serious parallels between Peridot and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender because just like him, Peridot is spending individual episodes bonding and interacting with each of the main characters and slowly erasing their previously negative impressions of her. I’m curious to see how different Peridot’s ultimate test of her redemption will be. Will she confront Jasper or Yellow Diamond about her change like Zuko did with Azula and Ozai, or is this going to take a unique twist? I can’t wait to find out!

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