you big adorable dork


How long have you been planning for Coulson to be the Ghost Rider – and what was Clark Gregg’s reaction to finding out that news?

Jeffrey Bell: To say he was happy, it would be an understatement.
Jed Whedon: I think what he said when we told him was, “I didn’t think I could geek out more,” but he was like, “It seems I can.”
Jeffrey Bell: Yeah, that was what he said. [x]


We’re only getting older baby - Santa Clara, CA | July 11, 2015

someones a little needy today

request: oh my lord i love your imagines so much !!! could you possibly do an imagine with a very very kissy (is that the word?) and fluffy peter? i need some of that in my life omg

summary: peter just really loves his girlfriend and has the most adorable way of showing it.

a note: i got this request and screamed for five minutes. this bout to be SOME !! CUTE !! ASS !! SHIT !! enjoy ♡ (also! sorry this took so long omg i got such bad writers block? i feel bad because i usually post requests the next day???)

it all started that morning with the ten minute hug he gave her before class started. small displays of affection weren’t really anything out of the ordinary for these two, but today instead of the quick kiss on the lips, peter wrapped his arms around her and refused to let go. 

the rest of the day went fairly normal, other than the fact that peter refused to stay more than two feet away from her, at all times. he was always in some way or the other, touching her. weather it was holding hands under the table or having an arm snaked lazily around her waist.

it’s not that she didn’t mind, it was just a little out of the ordinary. even for him, an already affectionate and cuddly type of person. 

his increasing displays of affection carried over into the evening, he couldn’t keep his hands to himself even if he tried. 

the two of them were sat on her living room couch with the sound of music playing quietly in the background as she did her homework. peter had homework too, but it was nowhere to be found, most likely still sitting idly at the bottom of his backpack. instead, he chose to sit with his head on her shoulder, running his hand up and down her leg absentmindedly. 

“peter, honey, babe, sweetheart, i have to ask,” she said, sliding her notebook to the side, “what’s with you today?” 

“nothing,” he grinned a dopey sort of lovesick grin, then placed a soft kiss to her shoulder and then her temple. 

“nothing?” she rose an eyebrow. she also sort of wanted to stop questioning this because honestly, it’s the best thing ever. 

“nothing.” he repeated. he decided to take advantage of the fact that she didn’t have a notebook on her lap anymore and laid down, placing his head in her lap. this was probably his favourite way to end the day, especially those particularly tiring and draining days from being spidey. 

“oh?” she softly smiled, starting to run her fingers through his hair lightly, “someones just a little needy today, is that it?” 

he sheepishly nodded, “just a little bit.”

“aw, you’re cute,” she tapped his nose, “too cute.”

“hey, i’m supposed to say that to you.” he sat up, repeating her actions by tapping her on the nose. 

“hmmmmm,” she lightly kissed him, letting it linger for a moment, “whatever you say.” 

he kissed her back, then again, again, and once more for good luck. 

“i love youuuuuu.” 

she smiled against his lips, “i love you too, you big adorable dork.” 

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another note: i love this so much?? i want my own peter parker?? all for myself?? 

Crooked (G-Dragon Scenario) - Part 4

Archived | Posted October 28, 2014

Part four!

I’m so, so sorry for the wait! But I still hope that you’ll like it :) Enjoy!

Summary: He broke your heart two years ago and you left him. Time is supposed to heal all wounds, so will you take him back?

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imagine going to a concert with your best friend (probably like twy, or tssf or whatever you like) and you’d b waiting in the line outside and your best friend would be flirting with this guy in line behind you, and you’d just b messing on your phone when someone taps on your shoulder and you’d look up to see this tall, lanky dude and he’d just be rubbing the back of his neck and stuttering out “uh..uh hi, um just the lines moving and um so…” and you’d let out a quick sorry and start moving forward before he interrupted “im luke by the way” and he’d shove his hands in his pockets and step up next to you “your friend is sort of with my friend, calum, i think” and you’d look behind you just as your friend gives you two thumbs up with a wink making you let out a giggle “i guess you’re right…well, in that case i’m y/n” and you’d smile up at him and then you’d get your tickets scanned and walk into the venue “if you want we could stand by each other for the show, because i’m sure our friends are gonna stay together, i mean um like if you’d um like want to?…” and luke would let out a nervous laugh and start rubbing the bacK OF HIS NECK AGAIN so you’d grab his hand and whisper “lead the way” anD FUCK the concert would start and you’d both be right up front and throughout the entire show you’d be laughing and shouting the lyrics together and you’d be talking about the most ridiculous things about each other whenever you had the chance and luke would lift you up onto his shoulders and have his hands up so you could lock yours with his and :(( it would be the best night of your life and when the show was over you’d make your way out of the crowd and you’d both be looking for your friends and luke would have his arms wrapped around your shoulders and sigh “im never like this, ya know” and you’d scrunch your eyebrows and ask him “what do you mean?” to which he’d respond “ive never felt more at home with someone i just met” and you’d look up at him and have the biggest smile on your face “well i suppose we’ll be needing to see more of each other then” anD HE’D SMILE BIG TOO BC YOU WERE ADORABLE AND HE WAS A DORK AND THIS WAS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING WONDERFUL AND HONESTLY IM SO PISSED AT MYSELF RN

i miss Cas

Emma Approved, Frank and Jane videos: Glossary of words and phrases


Human rights.
= You think they’re sexy, right?

Any right in particular?
= How serious are you about my cause?

You really know your human rights.
= Please stop asking me hard questions. Also, you’re hawt.

I take them very seriously.
= Look how easily I can ignore your smoulder.

I’m saying there’s a difference between working for human rights, and raising money for them.
= And if you don’t pay attention to this difference, we are so over.

I just wish that every company that backed a charity actually believed in it.
= And if Emma doesn’t pay attention to this wish, I am so outta here.

I wish that too!
= I am putty in your hands.

No one shall be held in slavery or servitude. Slavery and the whole slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.
= You must have a death wish if you’re poking fun at human trafficking around a black woman.

That’s another human right?
= You are so sexy when you quote verbatim from official UN documents!


The bachelorette auction
= I totally disapprove.

While I admire Emma’s desire to do good, I’d rather she didn’t rope me into it.
= I cannot possibly express how distasteful I find the idea of putting myself up for auction.

You know, some day you’re gonna get tired of being so alone all the time, Miss Fairfax.
= Lighten up a bit, lady!

I have all the company I need.
= I love you.

But do you have all the company that you want?
= Don’t you want to spend more time with me?


We’ve known each other long enough now, I think you can call me…Frank?
= This charade is really wearing on me.

I think ‘Mr. Churchill’ is more appropriate for the workplace.
= You’ll stay in character if you know what’s good for you.

I see you got a new laptop!
= Do you like it?

You must be thrilled! The old one was practically falling apart!
= Do you like it?

It still worked!
= You didn’t have to buy me a whole new computer, you dork.

I mean, whoever sent it must be an incredible, thoughtful, generous individual!

Isn’t it better that way? I mean, if it just comes out of nowhere, right, when you need it, like…like MAGIC?
= I’m trying to be your knight in shining armour here!

It would have been better to get some kind of notice.
= I hate surprises.

Having to answer Emma’s questions about who sent the package
= Honestly, that woman will just not shut UP!

On the other hand…
= But I do love it. Thank you.

I’ll have more free time.
= For you.

Free time you can use to enjoy the city
= Ohboyohboyohboy! Date tonight?

Carpe diem, Jane Fairfax; carpe diem.
= Or better yet, date right now?


Emma’s not here right now.
= I’m not interested in talking to you.

You know, I heard somewhere that the two of you have become…lunch buddies?
= I am insanely jealous.

First carpool buddies, now lunch buddies.
= I hate that guy.

This is starting to sound serious.
= I hate that guy.

There have been rumours, whispers, implications…even a wager placed on the outcome.

What’s important is that you and Mr. Knightley have become quite the topic of conversation.
= Pleasepleaseplease deny it. I need to hear it from your own lips.

Either it hurts your career, or it hurts your relationship.
= Maybe I never should have gotten involved with you.

And which one would you put first?
= Do you care about me at all?

Which one would you? Or should I even bother asking?
= Do you care about me at all?

Apparently the Richmond Corporation, a company you own shares in, is buying up natural resources.
= I’m really bitter that you’re prioritizing your work over our relationship.

You obviously have a lot of work to do, and I, uh, wouldn’t want to get in your way!
= I’m really bitter that you’re prioritizing your work over our relationship.


I think you might need a new phone to go with that laptop; it doesn’t seem to be working properly.
= Baby, please stop ignoring my calls.

I’m leaving now.
= I’m going to miss you so much.

I came over to say goodbye to…everyone.
= I couldn’t leave without seeing you first.

I know you didn’t want to do it, and I–we talked you into it.
= I was inconsiderate of your feelings. I’m sorry.

I tried to postpone, but they gave me no choice.
= I would much rather be here with you, don’t you know that?

Come on, Jane–Miss Fairfax.
= Please don’t be mad, love, it’s killing me.

The Richmond Corporation.
= A symbol of everything I hate…and you’re a part of it!

I hope you’ll still be here when I get back.
= I hope we can make up when I get back.

Harriet, can you bring me a cup of tea?
= My heart is breaking.


What a coincidence.
= You can’t seriously believe that I didn’t jump at the chance to get you alone.

= Hilarious raunchy pictures of myself

Urgent matter
= Valiant rescue mission

Harriet told me about that
= You are the sweetest guy.

I only hope she understands that I would never intentionally hurt anyone.
= I never meant to hurt you.

Even when it’s not on purpose, you’re still responsible for the consequences of your actions.
= Oh, no, you’re not getting off that easy, bub.

My aunt
= Me

Oh, well, hopefully I haven’t used all mine up.
= We’re still dating, right?

I’ll put in a good word for you!
= Sure we are, you big giant adorable dork.

Thank you.
= I love you.

I’ve realised there are a few things more important than business.
= You are my number one priority.

Have a wonderful day, Miss Fairfax.
= Enjoy those pictures, sugar.


Let me help, let me help!
= I’m really, really sorry I messed up.

How bad is it?
= How mad are you?

It’s nothing that can’t be fixed.
= I’ll rein Emma in somehow.

Would it really be so terrible if the secret got out?
= Would it really be so terrible if our secret got out?

= I want to shout about you from the rooftops; why don’t you want to do the same about me?

= Me

Mr. Pitt
= You

That’s why we’re making the most of the time we have
= I haven’t really thought about what our relationship will be like after we go public.

Carpe diem
= Take what you can get whenever you can get it

That’s a lot of jam to sample!
= I’m totally thinking of creative sexual ways we can use up all this jam.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.
= I love hearing you laugh.


I read The Economist in my spare time, not What To Expect When You’re Expecting.
= I don’t know if I actually want kids.

Being around Annie and Ryan…they seem like naturals.
= Maybe we could be like that some day.

It just took the love of a good woman to make him see the errors of his ways.
= I’m really trying to do better, honey.

I’m sure she didn’t really change him that much. She just brought out the best in him.
= I know at your heart you’re a good guy.

That she did.
= You’re so awesome.

You are coming, aren’t you?
= You’d better show up or I will be mad as hell.


Whoa, whoa, look what we have here! Jane Fairfax, hard at work in her office!
= I’m so mad at you.

Mr. Churchill, showing up out of nowhere…as usual.
= I’m so mad at you.

After you left.
= Why the hell did you do that? I cut a business meeting short and everything!

I’m surprised you stayed! It didn’t really seem like you cared that much.
= I can’t believe you went to a business meeting on the day of the shower!

You say late, I say prioritizing
= Geez, what do I have to do to get a little credit here?

The Richmond Corporation is expanding. And it’s your money that’s making it possible.
= Clearly, you don’t care at all about what I’ve been saying about the importance of human rights.

It’s just business, Jane.
= Clearly, you don’t care at all about what I’ve been saying about the importance of our relationship.

I’m just glad you finally figured out what’s important to you.
= I can’t believe work is more important to you than I am.

Shouldn’t you be off saving starving orphans somewhere?
= I can’t believe work is more important to you than I am.

Clearly I’ve lost sight of who I really am.
= Maybe we should take a break.

I won’t be bothering you anymore.
= A break? Fine. I’m going to go sleep with the copy girl…er…flirt with Emma.