you better werq

kantkid  asked:

What kind of blog do you think Alexander would have? P.S. Your tag #Alexander the crap economist was life

@attalus ur niece’s kid looks like a naked mole rat. Try and put a crown on that fucker, lol I fuckin dare u

@olympiasofepirus mom please get off my dick about how I don’t want to put my dick in anyone

@philipii coughASSHOLEcough. I’m sorry dad, I meant fUCKING TRY ME

@attalus guess whose got two thumbs and is gonna execute your entire family

@hephaestionamyntoros aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

@macedonianarmy I hope none of you are planning to see your families within the next decade

@demosthenesofathens coughcoughPUSSY

@athens coughcoughPUSSY

@thebes coughcoughPUSSY

@dariusiiiofpersia coughcoughPUSSY

@hephaestionamyntoros you know what friends do? what best friends do? oil each other up and run naked up this beach with me???

@rokshana look I know this isn’t ideal but both of us have got to deal

@rokshanna and also just hypothetically, how do you feel about threesomes

@rokshanna asking for a friend

@persians I cannot believe??? You wouldn’t trust me???? After I conquered your country???? And burnt down your city??????

@cleitustheblack I hope you liked quoting that Euripides bc I’m literally gonna shove this entire spear up your ass

@macedonianarmy you wouldn’t have to march through this desert if you had just AGREED TO ANOTHER TEN YEAR CAMPAIGN I GUESS LIFES A BITCH HUH

@hephaestionamyntoros r.i.p them thighs

@thesuccessors you better werq bitch

@world live fast die -

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Seven of you look like you’ve been to hell and back. Condragulations, you’re safe. You may leave the stage…

Oh ladies, while you’re back there you might want to think of ways to make a more memorable impression next week. That’s all.

THE WAY OLIVER SAID "EXCUSE ME?"

HE IS SO APPALLED BY HER ACCUSATION. HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT. 

HE DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE HOW SELFISH HE’S BEING WITH FELICITY.

I MEAN, “PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF CENTRAL CITY…” IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING, “PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND NOT BARRY ALLEN’S COMATOSE ASS.

OLIVER IS IN LOVE, FULL STOP, AND HAS NO IDEA HOW HIS ACTIONS ARE PROVING IT. 

AND FELICITY, YOU BETTER WERQ BITCH. TELL HIM TO HAVE NOT ONE SEAT BUT SEVERAL. 

SOOOOOOOOOOOO GONE OVER THEM.