What kind of blog do you think Alexander would have? P.S. Your tag #Alexander the crap economist was life
@attalus ur niece’s kid looks like a naked mole rat. Try and put a crown on that fucker, lol I fuckin dare u
@olympiasofepirus mom please get off my dick about how I don’t want to put my dick in anyone
@philipii coughASSHOLEcough. I’m sorry dad, I meant fUCKING TRY ME
@attalus guess whose got two thumbs and is gonna execute your entire family
@macedonianarmy I hope none of you are planning to see your families within the next decade
@hephaestionamyntoros you know what friends do? what best friends do? oil each other up and run naked up this beach with me???
@rokshana look I know this isn’t ideal but both of us have got to deal
@rokshanna and also just hypothetically, how do you feel about threesomes
@rokshanna asking for a friend
@persians I cannot believe??? You wouldn’t trust me???? After I conquered your country???? And burnt down your city??????
@cleitustheblack I hope you liked quoting that Euripides bc I’m literally gonna shove this entire spear up your ass
@macedonianarmy you wouldn’t have to march through this desert if you had just AGREED TO ANOTHER TEN YEAR CAMPAIGN I GUESS LIFES A BITCH HUH
@hephaestionamyntoros r.i.p them thighs
@thesuccessors you better werq bitch
@world live fast die -