you beautiful tropical fish

  • nina: oh inej, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby
  • nina: oh inej, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • nina: inej, you tricky minx!
  • nina: oh inej, you beautiful spinster, i will find you love
  • nina: inej, you beautiful, tropical fish
  • nina: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox
  • nina: inej, you poetic and noble land mermaid
  • nina: oh inej ghafa, you perfect sunflower
One Sentence Stories ( I am a bastion of creativity. Shut up)

joharvellism. I warned you. I warned you that these were stupid. Please don’t say I didn’t. But here have a few one sentence stories based on some of our mutual favs.

Scisaac
“You wear too many of these” Scott said, using the ends of Isaac’s scarf to pull him in for a kiss.

Adamandriel
“Nice weenie hat, dork.” the hat made him look even cuter,but there was no reason to let Samandriel know that.

Sabriel
Sam was always surprised that Gabe’s mouth tasted nothinglike chocolate.

Allydia
The archery range wasn’t the most ideal make-out spot in Beacon Hills -she could list at least 13 more suitable places off the top of her head- but, even with the grass stains, Lydia was pretty ok with the whole thing.

Moreid
Realistically speaking, there was too much blood and not enough time, and even with his advanced intellect the most he could think do was cling tightly to Morgan’s shirt and pray- pray to something he didn’t even believe in.

Shassie
Lassiter was surprisingly okay with the fact that everything he owned now smelled like pineapple.

Denny
It was destined to go south from the start- Hunters and Vampires went together like oil and water -but that didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy the ride down.

Sterek
It was mid-summer and Derek’s body temperature was about a billion times that of the average person, but even so Stiles couldn’t bring himself to move.

Merthur
It had been countless centuries- countless because he had stopped bothering to keep track- and the loneliness still went so bone-deep that it stuttered his breath and stalled his steps without warning.

Destiel
Castiel was eons old, He knew the difference between need and love, and even if he hadn’t there was no soul in the universe he could read better than Dean Winchester.


Bonus happy endings:

Moreid
To Morgan, being on bed-rest for two weeks was worse than actually being shot, but having pretty boy as his own personal candy striper was almost enough to make up for it.

Merthur
Merlin…?” Tears ran down Merlin’s face as he raced down to the shore of the lake, throwing his arms around the confused, sopping wet blond on the ground.  


So I made you a thing and it’s ridiculous and unoriginal, but I hope you like it bc you were sweet when I was having a bad week (month) and you listened to me complain, so… here you go. . Don’t look at me

Besides their mutual obsession with waffles and hometown being in Indiana, I’m convinced that Eleven would start to use completely nonsense but totally adorable compliments for her friends like Leslie Knope does with Ann, y’know? Because she’s still learning how the English language works, sometimes she comes up with non-sequitur things like “Dustin, you beautiful tropical fish” “Mike, you’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox” “Lucas, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth” and the boys just go along with it because…heck, it’s El

CHUBBY LESBIANS ARE GOOD LOOKING LESBIANS

CHUBBY BI GIRLS ARE GOOD LOOKING BIS

CHUBBY WLW ARE GOOD LOOKING WLW

THIS IS A POSITIVITY POST FOR ALL YOU CUTIE PIES. I KNOW MEDIA RARELY - IF NOT AT ALL - FOCUSES ON OVERWEIGHT WLW AND I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU BEAUTIFUL TROPICAL FISHES THAT YOU ARE ALL GORGEOUS AND VALID AND THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A CERTAIN WEIGHT TO FIT “CRITERIA” FOR BEING A WLW. BC QUITE FRANKLY THAT’S THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT AND YOU GUYS DESERVE MORE HAPPY REPRESENTATION.

OKAY? GOT IT? NOW GO MAKE THE SUN SHINE WITH YOUR CUTE SMILES 💞💞☀️☀️