you bastard i hate you!

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I cleaned up the little comic from the other day, I was really taken aback by how much everyone liked it! 

And I wanted to add a little part two ft. Taiwanese Keith, because I only have a few days left in Taipei and the idea of Keith speaking rapid Mandarin when he’s flustered or nervous is really, really 可愛

(translation: Lance, you were already really cute before, but these scars make you so much hotter, I want to kiss them…bastard, I hate you!)

謝謝幫我翻譯, @sugarleegogo!!

Essay! WRITE YOURSELF!! *waving pencil at it*

… nope. Turns out I’m still not a witch. Bummer.

furry-boi  asked:

Oh and I was curious, what's the creepiest/scariest enemy to you in BloodBorne? My guess is winter lantern, that'd be mine personally mainly because of the haunting tune that they hum, which is actually part of Mergos lullaby.

The scariest enemy, to me, is the freaking giggling ghost bitches that’ll attack you from behind in the chalices. They scare the crap outta me, but aren’t particularly creepy. Just pale, glowy slashy-my-face-upie bitches.

The creepiest, to me, are the brain suckers. Not only do I fear for my insight’s life, but they’re really twitchy. This raises my creep meter by a lot, cause you ever know when they’re gonna move… or when something is gonna burst forth and scare the crap outta me again. XP Winter Lanterns aren’t that scary to me. The psychological factor just doesn’t effect me for some reason. More proof that I may just not be of this planet. XD

What would you do if your son was at home
Crying all alone
On the bedroom floor

Handsome Jack n Angel©Borderlands 2
-smh-©me

History of Québec:

fuckin tell me my wife, an ace, doesn’t face the same issues I, a pan, face. Fucking tell me it right to my goddamn face you little fucker. How you ace discourse shitstains treat her sexuality is easily on par with the shit other sexualities face. You are the attackers now. You are the queerphobic beasts. You are the a b u s e r s.
I will fight you worthless bastards in your own front yards. Don’t you ever tell me my goddamn best friend ain’t LGBT. Shes queer, and so am I. And I’ll kick your acephobic ass.

SENTENCE STARTERS: THE NOTEBOOK (2004)

“It’s going to be really hard; we’re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you.”
“I want all of you, forever, everyday.“
“I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us.”
“I’m not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real.”
“It wasn’t over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it’s too late.”
“I wrote you everyday for a year.”
“It wasn’t over, and it still isn’t over.”
“I’ll be seeing you.”
“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.”
“Wherever she is, that’s where my home is.”
“It’s not about following your heart and it’s not about keeping your promises. It’s about security.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“You smug bastard. I hate you for saying that.”
“You wouldn’t be here if there wasn’t something missing.”
“You arrogant son of a bitch.”
“Would you just stay with me?”
“Look at us, we’re already fighting.”
“You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time.”
“I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings.”
“You have like a two second rebound rate, then you’re back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.”
“There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt.”
“Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants?”
“What do you want?”
“Get in the water.”
“We can just finish out the summer and see what happens then.”
“Please don’t do this, you don’t mean it.”
“It’s over. Okay? it’s over.”
“Come here.”
“Don’t touch me! I hate you! I hate you!”
“Why don’t you just go then?”
“I keep trying to die, but they won’t let me.”
“Well, all that’s no good. You see, ‘cause none of those options get me you.”
“Will you go out with me?”
“I’m gonna ask you one more time, will you or will you not go out with me?”
“You don’t know me, but I know me.”
“Science only goes so far and then comes God.”
“I was just going for a walk. I couldn’t sleep.”
“You’re a terrible singer.”
“Most of the time I have all these thoughts bouncin’ around in my head… but with a brush in my hand, the world just gets kinda quiet.”
“Say, how would you like some breakfast? Would you like some breakfast?”
“You can have pancakes any damn time of night you want!”
“You’re gonna kill me woman! I need sleep, I need food, to regain my strength!”
“I have a fiancé waiting for me at a hotel who’s going to be crushed when he finds out what I did.”
“So you make love to me, and go back to your husband.”
“Was that your plan?”
“Was that a test I didn’t pass?”
“I made a promise to a man. He gave me a ring and I gave him my word.”
“Your word is shot to hell now, don’t ya think?”
“It’s normal not to forget your first love but I want you for myself.”
“I don’t want to convince my fiancée that she should be with me.”
“When I see something I like, I gotta… I love it.”
“I’m not usually like this, I’m sorry.”
“You just tell me what you want, and I’m gonna be that for you.”
“Come on, one date, what’s it gonna hurt?”
“You look great. And I know I look great.”
“Should I be worried?”
“You need to learn how to trust.”

I’m deleting my blog.

I’m really sorry for anyone who likes this blog, and I really wasn’t planning on ever actually deleting this blog, but it’s gotten to the point were it’s really taking over my life a lot. I spend way too many hours a day on tumblr, and it’s been distracting me from my actual life. I want to spend more time on my work, and more time developing relationships with people around me, and at this point the only way I can see being able to do that is removing this as a distraction.

This is making me really sad too, and hopefully I can make a new blog sometime and rejoin the tumblr fandom. If anyone wants to still keep in touch with me you can follow me on twitter or follow my main blog.

I love all you guys, and it’s been really fun! I’ll reblog this a few more times over the course of the day.