you ballin

Your One

Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood

Summary: You visit Thorin as he heals and you notice that his hair is an absolute mess. Ballin suggests you clean it for him.

Pairing: Thorin x Reader

Requested by: @deepestfirefunHi! My request, thorin x reader (dunedain) after BOTFA Thorin is healing from his injuries, unconscious and reader notices that his hair is a mess (orc blood, dirt etc) and askes Balin if someone would wash it. He gestures that she could do it, but she is reluctant because she knows how intimate that is and that only one to allowed to touch dwarfs hair is their mate/their One. Little does she know that Thorin has recognized she as his One. Lot of fluff when he wakes up and learn what she’s done.


Light snores fill the room as you enter it. It was very reassuring to hear Thorin snoring. It was better than hearing him gasping for breath like he had a day ago.

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  • Italy: You've been really stressed so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.
  • Germany: A what day?
  • Italy: A spa day.
  • Germany: What is this word "spa"? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
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Happy 45th Birthday Pac

the world still feels empty without you but i know that you are in a far better place in paradise free from pain, sadness, and drama. i love you so much and i’ll always be one of your biggest admirers. you’re the reason most kids picked up pens & notepads to jot down thoughts, those unspoken. it wasn’t a teacher who pushed me to write. it was you. you were prophetic, a messenger with strong sense. tupac, your music continues to spark the minds of young individuals everywhere. may you rest in paradise, ballin’ it up in your thug mansions. legends never die. we miss you g.
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a:tla + quotes

(inspired by i, ii)

10 Reasons Why Men Shouldn't Cheat On Women Who Love Beyoncé

Originally posted by voulair

Reason 1: We’re crazy lol

Originally posted by emmasopheah

I mean if you want to risk your car windows being broken out, your tires being slashed or us hovering over you in the bed with a flash light than be my guest.

Reason 2: We’re not afraid to replace you

Originally posted by yonceisthequeen

You can do us dirty if you want to but best believe we’ll be moving on to the next in a minute because when you play us you play yourself.

Reason 3: We’re faithful!

Originally posted by crazyinyonce

When we love, we love hard and we’ll always be by your side through thick and through thin.

Reason 4: We’re low key some freaks.

Originally posted by mtvstyle

We may be some ladies in the streets but best believe we know how to put it down in the bedroom in ways you couldn’t even imagine.

Reason 5: We’re understanding

Originally posted by jon0h

The thing is y’all don’t really have to lie to us. If you just keep it a hundred with us then more than likely we’d be understanding. Honesty is really all we want from you.

Reason 6: We overlook your flaws

Originally posted by ignitetheliight

Sure you might not be perfect and sure you may not be ballin’ out of control but we’re not afraid to work with you, uplift you and give you the benefit of the doubt when necessary.

Reason 7: We’re strong

Originally posted by dailybeyoncegifs

Meaning we know how to survive with or without you. Just because we want you, it doesn’t mean we need you and y’all must remember that.

Reason 8: We know how to take care of home

Originally posted by yonceisthequeen

A good woman who can cook, clean, and be a good mother to your child? What else could you really ask for?

Reason 9: We more than likely have crazy girlfriends too

Originally posted by mynomadicwanderlust

You hurt one of us, you hurt us all and best believe we’ll all be after you in a heartbeat.

Reason 10: Don’t play yourself lol

Originally posted by mrsbey

We’ll make your life miserable and feel no regrets about it.


Unfortunately however, I know there are some men out there who will ignore this and still decide to cheat anyway but please know you’ll miss out on the best woman you’ve ever had.

Originally posted by lemonadedaily

P.S. after Lemonade do y’all really want to risk y’all lives like that? lol

Kuroko's Basketball characters in a nutshell
  • Kuroko: Now you see me, now you don't
  • Kagami: *Mario jumping intensifies*
  • Hyuuga: IDIOTS
  • Kiyoshi: gg well played
  • Izuki: you could say we're ballin'
  • Mitobe: *makes vague hand gestures and arches an eyebrow*
  • Koganei: MITOBE SAYS HELLO AND THAT I'M HIS TRANSLATOR
  • Furihata: *panicked screaming internally* I got this
  • Aomine: The only one who can beat me is me *side eyes Kagami*
  • Momoi: Aomine pls. KUROKO HE ISN'T LISTENING.
  • Imayoshi: Git gud nerds.
  • Wakamatsu: *loud shouting from across the court*
  • Ryou: I'M SORRY
  • Kise: *copy machine noises*
  • Kasamatsu: KISE YOU IDIOT
  • Hayakawa: *incomprehensible shouting about rebounds*
  • Midorima: NANODAYO *checks daily horoscope*
  • Takao: Shin-chaaaan~
  • Murasakibara: foooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOD
  • Himuro: Atsushi pls
  • Akashi: My orders are absolute
  • Reo: sliP INTO THE VOID
  • Hayama: gotta go fast
  • Nebya: KIYOSHI YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
  • Hanamiya: Boy it'd be a shame if we focused on your injuries.
  • Alex: what is personal space even.
Me watching Finn's WWE24 episode

Me: OMG, Finn is so adorable… and precious and sweet and perfect and amazing… He looks so innocent please protect him ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Also me:
*Sami Zayn happens*
*Neville happens*
*Seth Rollins happens*
*Karl Anderson happens*
*Kevin Owens happens*

Originally posted by rosachiaraferrillo

Bofur x Reader

Summary: Thranduil decides to have a ‘talk’ with you after Thorin declines his deal and insults him. He uses you to send a message at your and Bofur’s expense.

Characters: Bofur, The company, Thranduil, Legolas

Warnings: Strong language used though very little

Word Count: 2,541

“I told him he could go Ishkh khakfe andu null him and all his kin!” You heard Thorin snarl angrily from your shared cell with Bofur, you turned to him alarm on your face.

“Bofur what does that mean?” You asked him frightfully, you were only half dwarf the other half of you human and had been living on the streets of Bree scavenging and stealing to survive until Gandalf found you and asked you to assist a friend of his on a quest. You of course had said yes eager to leave your miserable life of the streets behind you. This of course led you to meeting Bofur and the two of you falling in love.

“It means may you die in dragon fire.” He replied voice quiet. You visibly paled at his words if Thorin had insulted the King whatever slim chance you had at getting out of here was now gone.

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So Jane Crocker is into problem sleuth right? Also the heir of Crocker-corp?

She’d definitely be the kind of person to blow cash on outrageous ‘official merchandise/official cosplay’ hoodies then~ Absolutely~ You know the kind, you think it’s ballin’… and then you get it and it’s actually kinda awkward to wear out, so you just wear it with pjs or on extra cold days.

(I was trying to go for the weird plush add-ons look as well as the ‘slap a logo/image on the back it’s merch’ thing that you see in official stuff sometimes!)

Thorin x Dragonborn! Reader

Summary: As you could probably tell this is a crossover type one-shot where you are the Dragonborn from Skyrim, where there is a link between Smaug and the World Eater. This takes place when the dwarves are in Erebor trying to fight Smaug and also where you reveal your secret. This is set in an AU and I hope you enjoy it. :) 

Warnings: Little bit of violence 

Characters: Thorin, Smaug, The Company

Word Count: 1,267

“Thorin we’ll never make it.” Ballin exclaimed softly. You watched as Thorin looked over you all, regarding each of you in silence for a long minute, although it felt as if his gaze lingered on you the most before he finally spoke.

“Some of us might, we will lead him to the forges and we will kill that dammed dragon!” He proclaimed his tone showcasing both his determination and willingness to die fighting. “If this is to end in fire we will all burn together.” The others and Bilbo nodded vigorously in agreement their King’s speech renewing their strength and courage. You stepped forward before placing your hand on Thorin’s shoulder; he was the dwarf you loved even if he was unaware of it of course you were with him. He turned to you and (E/c) met blue your gazes locked for a fleeting moment before you removed your hand and spoke.

“We need to get moving so that all of us make it.”  You steeled yourself for what was to come and for the moment where you might have to reveal your secret in order for you to protect your friends. As you took after Thorin, Bilbo and Ballin you heard Smaug’s menacing voice say maliciously. “That’s right flee! Flee even though there is nowhere for you to go!” As he made his way towards the four of you climbing quickly over the bridges that lay in his path.

“Hey Dragon! Over here!” Came the voices of Ori, Dori and Bombur successfully diverting Smaug’s attention as he turned and started towards them instead. This gave Thorin, Bilbo, Ballin a chance to make a run for the hall ahead of you. You however remained on the bridge arm reaching for the sword wrapped in cloth on your back, the sword you hadn’t used since Alduin’s demise on your own continent of Tamriel. Thorin noticed your position on the bridge yelled across to you.

“(Y/n) what are you thinking! Get over here.” You could hear the worry in his voice clear as day which despite the situation made you smile a little, it showed he at least cared for you if only as friend. He made a move to come out to you but your next words stopped him in his tracks for a moment.

“Thorin get Bilbo and Ballin to the forges, I promise I’ll meet you there I need to distract Smaug from Bifur and Gloin.” You hollered back as your hand grabbed the hilt of your sword the Dragonsbane from the cloth in your back and pulled it out holding it out in front of you in your right hand at the ready in a stance you hadn’t taken up since reaching middle earth, under the impression of course that Thorin for once would listen to someone. Oh How wrong you were, Thorin bolted back down the bridge grabbing your tensed arm that had Dragonsbane raised and at the ready. The one word he spoke resounding about the treasury his strong voice and the echo making it seem all that more powerful.

“No.” you sighed and turned to him and simply said softly.

“Well then I hope you won’t hold what I’m about to do against me.” As you placed your free hand atop the one on your sword arm looking at him waiting for his reaction. He breathed deeply before he took his other hand and squeezed the one resting on his and said softly but surely “I trust you (Y/n)” your heart soared at his words as you nodded at him before opening you mouth to speak.

“Hey Slug!” You yelled mockingly. The scaly head turned to face you pausing in his bought of trying to burn Bifur and Gloin who were hiding in a large enough crevice in the mountain.

“What did you call me!” He snarled angrily as began to furiously once more make his way towards you and Thorin.

“Durin and the nine divines help me” you mumbled quickly which did not go unheard by Thorin, his sharp intake of breath confirmed that. Closing your eyes and allowing the teachings of the Greybeards and Paarthurnax come flooding back to you and speaking words you hadn’t used in what felt like an age. “Fus Ro Dah!” The thu’um left your mouth and a powerful unrelenting force propelled Smaug backwards much to his and Thorin’s shock.

“How do you know that tongue girl?” Smaug demanded his eyes wide as realisation hit him. “You can’t be one of them!” He roared, your reply was a smirk gracing your features as he snarled in rage. “Alduin-” He began.

“Alduin is dead, slain by my hand!” You declared cutting the dragon off as you glared at the beast. “As you soon will be.” You told him defiantly any warnings Gandalf had given you regarding using your thu’um in middle earth flew out of your mind as hot white fiery determination seeped into your bones. “Wuld Nah Kest!” you shouted as your whirlwind sprint shout sent you surging forward not giving Smaug or Thorin time to react you were on Smaug’s head and plunging Dragonsbane through his head.

“But how” Smaug gargled struggling to breathe as his life force left him, “My skin is impenetrable” His disbelief evident in his tone.

“Not to the blade of the Dragonborn” You told him contempt lacing your voice. You watched as the last light finally left his eyes and the dragon Smaug was no more. You sighed in relief and waited for the familiar feeling of absorbing a dragon’s soul to envelop and just as it started you heard your name.

“(Y/n)! (Y/n)!” Thorin called your name in concern as the light of Smaug’s soul covered your body. You smiled at his concern your heart fluttering.

“It’s alright Thorin I’m Dragonborn this is a part of my job, I’m just absorbing his soul.” You responded casually as Ballin and Bilbo joined him on the bridge, you felt yourself sway slightly. “Well Gandalf wasn’t kidding when he said shouting here would drain me faster than in Tamriel.” You muttered to yourself as you felt your eyes grow heavy and the last thing you saw was Thorin’s face twisted in worry and fear as he rushed towards you and then it all went black.

You next woke to the feel of someone squeezing your left hand and a soft voice almost whimpering brokenly say. “Please (Y/n) pull through, you can’t leave me not yet I still need you… I love you.” As you slowly became more aware you recognise the voice to be that of Thorin’s.

“Thorin?” You croak. “Is what you say true.” Your voice is barely a whisper and for a moment you don’t think he’s heard you until you open your eyes and see him smiling softly down at you. He gently places a hand behind your head and raises it up to his and presses your foreheads together.

“Aye it is.” He tells you earnestly you smile back eyes twinkling.

“I’m glad” You say tearfully. “As I have loved you forever and a day” As you finally bring your lips to meet his in a soft passionate kiss. This quickly turned steamy when Thorin gently laid you back down onto floor and straddled you. Your hands went up into his hair as he parted from the kiss and began kissing down your neck. Then you heard the sound of a something clattering to the ground and the familiar voice of Nori yelling.

“Alright pay up lads I told you they’d start making out when she woke up!”