you as in you

#BEETLEBAILEYGATE 2K17: SOLVED

SO I DECIDED TO GO YEAR-BY-YEAR AND MAKE A LIST OF ALL OF THE YEARS THAT WERE CONSISTENT WITH THE DOTWORK, SINCE IT WAS SUBTLY DIFFERENT BETWEEN THE YEARS, AND I GOT TO 2000 AND I SHIT YOU NOT, I WAS RANDOMLY CLICKING DAYS JUST TO CHECK MONTH-BY-MONTH IF THE DOTS CHANGED. AND I CLICKED JULY 13, 2000. AND I FUCKING FOUND IT. 

So what’s intriguing about this is #1 THE DATE - day before Babygate officially begins on July 14 2015 - and #2, that there’s 4 “no men” being left out in the rain while the General and his “yes men” stay covered. I’m not sure what else there is to it, I’ve checked the whole week of comics (including July 15) and nothing’s really significant but I’m going to go through 2000 and look at a bunch of important dates just in case. I’m still in shock lol I have no idea how I happened to stumble upon this, it’s a fucking miracle I clicked on it because it would’ve taken me all day tomorrow to even get to 2000!!

Penny and S/O With Body Modifications (Headcanon)

Requested by @clussy-god: HC to Penny’s reaction to his s/o covered in tattoos and a few piercings.

  • Penny has never seen a human like you before
  • When he first saw you he was stunned
  • It was the first time he had ever been so interested in a person that he wanted to get to know them, instead of eat them
  • “Were you born this way, human?”
  • He is fascinated by your modifications
  • He constantly traces your tattoos with his gloves fingers
  • Constant questions
  • “Are you a child’s coloring book?”
  • “What does this picture mean?”
  • “Are you a map?”
  • He often suggests that you should get a portrait of him “drawn” on you
  • “You belong to me, little one. Your skin should say so.”
  • He encourages you to get more
  • His favorite modification changes from day to day
  • “This is my favorite… No, wait.. It’s this one!”
  • He’s also infatuated by the shiny pieces of metal that “grow” out of your skin
  • You explain that they are piercings
  • Pulling on your piercings
  • “Why don’t all humans have them?”
  • He often questions as to why he doesn’t look like you
  • He’s still not well versed in how tattoos work
  • He once brought you a piece of someone else’s skin with a tattoo on it
  • “Here! I brought you another to add to your skin!”
  • You had to explain that, that’s not how it works
  • “If I get shiny metal.. Will it attract more humans to me?”
  • He likes to drag his tongue over your tattoos at random
  • Why he does that; you have no idea
  • He can’t keep his hands off of you
  • He starts questioning if he could get tattoos
  • “I like this.. Other humans are so plain.”
  • He gets excited when he finds out you’re getting another tattoo
  • He waits for you to come back from your session
  • He will even skip out on food just so he can see your new ink/piercing
  • He really loves them
  • Excited drooling
  • Excited fangs
  • Excited dancing
  • Often times when he’s tracing over your inked skin with his fingers, he will mutter about how beautiful it all is
  • “Colorful.. beautiful human..”
  • He takes extra care as to not bite into the patches of skin that are tattooed during sex
  • He doesn’t want to mess them up
  • You finally get a tattoo of him
  • He looks at it in awe
  • Huge toothy grin
  • You could almost swear that you saw tears well up in his eyes when he saw it
  • He grabs you up into his arms in excitement
  • “Thats me! That’s me!” *giddy laughter*
  • Him happy boi

aussie squad

Hi Taylor,

We love you in Australia and we made groupchat of Australian swifties so we could talk about you at a time that isn’t 2am :)

We have;

Caitlin (me) @praiseswift

Emma - @weemmagooutofstyle

Itta - @aussieswiftienameditta13

Sasha - @peoplesinlifearefree

Ebony - @reputation-ebony

Laura - @taylorsno1fan

Sam - @swiftastaylorswift

Alanah - @alanahbananas

Holly - @taylorourwonderland

Asha - @taylorourwonderland

Jess - @pegasusswiftie

Lucy - @locked-out-swift13

Monica @red-head-swiftie

Nada - @cupcake-smile-swift

Olivia - @girlonamission13

Sophie - @girlonamission13

Angelica

If you are Taylor swift and would like to join check your DM’s for a link 😉

If you are Australian and would like to join DM one of us and we can add you ☺

So the lovely @mother-muscles decided to con me into checking my email where I found an early birthday present (my b-day is 31st) drawn by @zeiyth. I am completely floored by how gorgeous this is, Gildie decided to get the present to me early because I’ve been having a really hard time lately. Thank you so much Gilda, you’re such an amazing friend, I love you girl <3 

And thank you Zei, you gave my starwitch such life, it’s perfect.