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So there have been some complaints lately. First, I want to say if you are unhappy with content here at British Detectives, please contact me and your subscription fee will be returned.

Today the complaint is about gifs. Yes. Complaining about gifs on Tumblr. 

I will tell you a story about the family pool we used to attend when the three little British Detectives were tiny. There was an older woman who would stand in the low end, where the children played. She would read a book. And, when very small children would play and splash nearby, she would be very annoyed when her book got wet. Because it’s perfectly reasonable to attend a family pool, stand in the water where children are playing AND expect to read and stay bone dry. Right?

You know how Kitchen feels?

However, the vast majority of my followers are kind and your comments make me laugh, so:

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I can’t believe people are actually talking about how Alexandre Bissonnette felt guilty after the attack as if we should feel some sort of remorse for him.

The man (a terrorist) planned and executed an attack that murdered 6 innocent people and injured many more. It’s not like he pushed someone down the stairs in the middle of an argument then instantly felt guilt for his actions. I don’t give a shit if he was a university student. I don’t give a shit if he felt bad for what he did. I don’t give a shit about him being a normal little white boy. He is a terrorist and he murdered innocent people. The freaking end.

why is kyoukai no kanata so easily forgotten im so sad

literally i have never connected with a story so much as i have with that one, and i’ve never connected with a character so much as i have akihito kanbara, and the theme of LOVE throughout the whole damn thing is so good. the theme of aloneness and finding belonging and being yourself and JSUT LOVE. FAMILIAL LOVE. ROMANTIC LOVE, SELF LOVE.


The world of Sense8: where it’s completely normal to react to a stranger suddenly appearing next to you out of nowhere by baring your souls and smoking up.


Kiss & cry, Worlds 2009 

Slow and Steady

“Hey Baek!”


“Why do you always look in a hurry when we’re together?” Chanyeol trying to catch up with Baekhyun with his speed walk.

“What do you mean? You’re just saying that cuz you’re slow” Baekhyun trying to find a solution to get away from this situation as soon as possible. It’s like he’s being interrogated with his feelings. Which he, himself doesn’t even know what’s happening either.

“I have longer legs than you are.” Chanyeol retorts.

“ I suggest you walk faster.” Baekhyun stammered. Despite that he’s the one walking even faster than before.

“Are you avoiding me?” The giant was able to catch up in time with his oh-so-daddy-long-legs. He asked worriedly thinking he did something wrong to Baekhyun that made him act this way.

“Why would I do that?”

“I don’t know maybe because you’re starting to like me.” Chanyeol joked. Out of curiosity of how Baekhyun will react and this whole awkward ambiance would just end.

“Love actually.” Apparently not what Chanyeol had in mind. Baekhyun hoping that he’s too tall to even hear him mumbling.

“What?!” Well he forgot that he has elf ears for nothing. “Did you just say–”

“I didn’t! Nothing. I didn’t say anything.” Rubbing his nose which means its a sign that his lying and a shocking looking giant can’t believe what he had just heard.

“Hey Baek! Wait up!” Chanyeol smiled. Flustered Baekhyun has always been Chanyeol’s favorite.

Oh, I wish you could meet my wife. My wife who lives in England. She couldn’t be sweeter, I wish you could meet her! My wife who lives in England! Her name is Martha, she lives in London. She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover! Haha! I write her every single day just to make sure that everything’s okay! It’s a pity she lives so far away in England! Last week she was here, but she had the flu. Too bad ‘cause I wanted to introduce her to you. It’s so sad but there wasn’t a thing that she could do but stay in bed- with her legs up over her head! Oh! I wish you could meet my wife, but you can’t ‘cause she is in England! I love her, I miss her, I can’t wait to kiss her, so soon I’ll be off to Martha! (pause) I mean London! Shit… Her name is Martha, she lives in Lond – She’s my wife! My wonderful wife! Yes, I have a wife who lives in England! And I can’t wait to eat her pussy again!
—  John Laurens

And they lived happily ever after made tapas…

Horoscope for May 7th, 2016
  • Aries: Things could be moving more quickly than makes you comfortable right now. You may feel as if your own needs and agenda are getting lost in the fury bubbling around you. The secret key to add to your toolbox is the ability to go with the flow. It's crucial to be adaptable and roll with the punches rather than be victimized by them. Use the lightning-quick energy at hand to mobilize your efforts.
  • Taurus: Your physical strength is topnotch. Now is a terrific time to join a sports team or start a company soccer program. Others will respect your leadership abilities. Your glow as a self-confident, constructive being is radiating positive energy. This combination of forces is extremely powerful. You have the opportunity to be wonderfully productive at this time. Work and play are likely to present you with exciting opportunities for advancement.
  • Gemini: You may feel indecisive, insecure, and stuck in the middle of a difficult situation. Your energy could be drawn in one direction while your self-confidence is pulled in another. This dilemma has to do with your inability to integrate different aspects of your life that you try to keep separate. Try to look at things in terms of the whole. Notice how your actions in one part of your life have a ripple effect everywhere else.
  • Cancer: Communication with others should be very effective, and your social calendar will be full. You're feeling good about yourself, thanks to a boost in confidence that reminds you that you can do anything. You have the ability to juggle many things at once and the physical endurance to keep up a quick pace. Even though you may tend to be rather lazy, you might get a sudden inspiration to join a gym or sports team.
  • Leo: Relating to people may be difficult for you, since you get the feeling that others don't see things as deeply or emotionally as you. Perhaps you feel everyone is shallow, making them luckier in one sense yet deprived in another. Try not to focus on others so much. Just concentrate on you. Don't take yourself so seriously. Adopt a more lighthearted approach to life.
  • Virgo: You have a great deal of physical energy. At times, you may feel as if you have an endless wellspring of power. You're at a climactic point in your yearly cycle, when things are coming to a dramatic apex. Difficulties that pertain to this climax are likely to make you act out in an aggressive manner if things don't go your way. Find a constructive outlet for all this physical energy.
  • Libra: Finding the comfort point may be difficult for you. You might feel as if you aren't connecting with your ideals or goals. Even though you try to put things into motion, they don't really pan out the way you'd like. There's a difficult energy making you feel like you need to join one camp or the other to feel accepted. The problem is that neither side looks appealing. Feel free to start your own camp.
  • Scorpio: Your upbeat, lively nature is fueled by the fast-paced energy at hand. You have a great deal of physical strength available to you, and you can make tremendous strides in your yearly goals with very minimal effort. Take advantage of this time by focusing on your own needs. There is a great deal of support in place that will help you accomplish whatever your goals may be. Go for it.
  • Sagittarius: Your indecisiveness may plague you. This is one of those times when you feel as if one second of hesitation will cost you dearly. Yet you take a while to process and internalize things before you're ready to act on them. Others may act and speak before they think. Don't get upset at yourself for handling things the way you do. More than anything, it's your lack of self-confidence that's holding you back.
  • Capricorn: You're now in a terrific position to make a significant move in your life. With a great deal of physical energy coupled with incredibly high self-esteem, you have what it takes to make a major push toward larger goals. There's opportunity coming at you from all angles, and the energy at hand is fast and furious. Your strong, courageous nature is ripe for hopping aboard when that train comes zooming by.
  • Aquarius: You might feel as if you can't access your physical energy now. You may experience frustration when you try to engage in a sport. You don't feel as if things are clicking into place as easily as they should. This feeling is taking a toll on your sense of self. Don't get down on yourself for feeling this way. Accept the fact that there are good times and not so good times for doing certain things.
  • Pisces: Your physical vitality should be quite strong, and you're encouraged by greater self-confidence. At the same time, however, someone seems to be trying to ruffle your feathers by being selfish and disrespectful of your space. This is likely to lead to conflict that you don't need. The good news is that it's likely to open you up to a different perspective, one that can ultimately be useful in understanding the situation.