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ladies and gentlemen may I present to you my latest and greatest creation,

Santa’s Lap

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Word Count: 1169 
Pairings: Bucky x Reader 
Warnings: Christmas, Dirty Santa, Sexy Husband, Smut, Smutty Smut Smut!

Originally posted by theunofficialsebstan

Originally posted by daisydae

“C’mon, baby! Time to sit on Santa’s lap!” You exclaimed, pulling your four year old son along. The mall’s Santa looked extremely realistic this year and your son lit up like a Christmas tree. 

“Santa!” He babbled over and over again, making grabby hands toward the man’s face. Bucky chuckled deeply behind you. 

You grinned and nodded, “Gotta be nice, okay? You can’t pull Santa’s beard like you do your daddy’s.” 

Santa was quick to pull your son onto his lap before he could run away. When he looked up at you, his mouth seemed to drop slightly. He cleared his throat, and in a low tone he asked, “Would Mommy like to sit on my other leg?” 

Your brows furrowed.

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wicked games : a fanmix for the suffering game 

“You know the rules: once you sacrifice something here, you don’t get it back!”

christina aguilera - enter the circus/welcome // lady gaga - paparazzi // circus contraption - carousel // mother mother - body // stolen babies - filistata // humanwine - rivolta silenziosa // the dresden dolls - necessary evil // firewater - borneo // p!nk - funhouse // dead man’s bones - lose your soul // jason webley - dance while the sky crashes down 

Insults (Namjoon)

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned


Word Count:427

Request: Can I request an angst fluff when Namjoon is y/n boyfriend. Your both hanging out with the members but (because guys act differently with their friends), he’s distant and accidentally insults you. When you both go home, he realises and makes it up to you

A/n:I hope you enjoy reading it!~Joy

Namjoon has been dating you for a couple months now, today was going to be the first time you got to meet his friends. You were excited to finally meet the great people Namjoon would go always ramble about for hours, and when you got there the boys welcomed you with warm smiles. “So this is the lucky lady who get’s to date our Namjoon?” Hoseok asked, smiling brightly as he took his hand out “My name is Hoseok, nice to meet you.”

You smiled back, shaking his hand, “I’m so glad to finally meet all of you, Namjoon talks all about you nonstop” You smile, as all the boys introduce each other one by one. After the introductions, everyone started to play a board game, Jin was in the kitchen making lunch for everyone. Lunch was done and Jin brought out the platter of food.

“I’m so sorry Y/n, if I known you were coming at lunch time I would have made something much tastier” Jin apologised but you only smiled, opening your mouth to say something.

“Don’t worry about it Jin, Y/n’s cooking taste much worse even if it’s her best cooking” He joked, although the boys laughed you were hurt by his comment. Did he really think your cooking tasted horrible? Why would Namjoon say such rude words?

 Throughout the whole day, Namjoon would just make rude insults towards you, the boys only laughed thinking it was only a joke and you probably weren’t hurt by it. You just wanted to go home and be alone, but of course your ride home was busy socialising with his good friends, you knew you couldn’t go home anytime soon. 

The drive home was silent, although Namjoon thought nothing of it, he just thought you were tired of all the fun you had with his friends. When you two arrived home, you ran upstairs and slammed the door, Namjoon followed behind, sitting at the end of the bed with a smile. “What’s the matter Jagi?” He asked.

“You know what’s wrong, you made fun of me today when we went to visit your friends.” You say, as you put your head in your pillow, “I can’t believe you think my cooking is bad!”

“It’s not, I just said that because…I don’t even know why…I’m so sorry Jagi, can you ever forgive me?” Namjoon asked, grabbing your hands.

“I will…if you make dinner tonight, just because you don’t like my cooking” You smile, as he smiles back.

“I’ll make a five course meal for you if you want.” 


DARA: “My birthday party theme this year was travel. With my cutie boarding pass invitation card and cutie neck pillows as souvenir. Thank you @insta_mug for the pillow 😆 Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Welcome aboard Dara air flight 2121 bound for Dara’s heart. From captain Dara and the crew, it is our pleasure to serve u today. Love you all 😘”

“Thank you Chocomoo chan for this super cute drawing for my bday invitation card!!! 😍😍😍 I love it!!! Super kawaiiiii!!!!! 🙏🏻”

#goddessDARAday 🎂 Thank u#honeyglazecake for the awesome cake!!! And @Bottledupph for the cutie cakes in a jar 😍 and of corz Chocomoo chan for the Dara airline design!!! Love it!!!”

“Thank you Gerry’s grill family for my special bday leche flan instead ok cake! I love it! I like leche flan 😍👍🏻”

An old woman with a walker and groceries couldn’t get down from the sidewalk because there wasn’t a ramp at the corner (sooo annoying because I usually have my kids in a wagon or stroller). I asked her if she needed help and she said yes. So I helped her. On the one hand, I feel good to be able to help but on the other, I’m a little annoyed that she was grumbling and puffing smoke at me the whole time.

Me thinking: Gee lady, if you’d put out your cigarette, you wouldn’t have a hard time holding onto your walker. You’re welcome lady. A thank you would have been nice.

Later, another woman pulled over next to me while I was walking and asked me where the elementary school was and for the first time in my life, I was able to give someone directions. So then she goes on her merry little way.

Me thinking: Shit, I hope I gave her the right directions.

An Imbolc Prayer for Brighid

“With snow’s first retreat and the heralding of spring’s dawn,
We give praise and welcome to you, Brighid.
With imbas and tending of flame,
We give praise and welcome to you, Brighid.
With reed and the cross of your forging,
We give praise and welcome to you, Brighid.
With poetry and adorations of your deeds,
We give praise and welcome to you, Brighid.
Welcome, Lady of Poetry, Healing and Creation,
Welcome and be celebrated this Imbolc day.”

Written by C. McCoy ( or

Please welcome my Lady Inquisitor Mornemyr Lavellan.

Got the chance to comission amazing artist @cocotingo :3

Never in my whole time having her as an Inquisitor had she looked so alive.


Welcome Aboard

“So you’re Beruka, aren’t you? Lady Camilla’s new retainer?”

“… Yes.” Beruka did not look up from polishing her axe.

Selena scoffed. “I don’t get it. You try to kill Lady Camilla, and she just hires you. Just like that!”

Beruka already did not care for this noisy girl. “That is what happened, yes.”

“I had to work my butt off fighting all those tough knights to prove myself. How tough are you, anyway?”

“If you’d recall, I successfully infiltrated the castle and nearly executed Princess Camilla.”

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