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thighs, thighs and thighs

you thirsty people like these for sum reason. especially you @jinxkook enjoy.


Originally posted by donewithjeon

bless his thighs

it all started with a simple question. 

“y/n. what is your favourite thing about me?” 

 you gave it a few days thought because what didn’t you love about him. but after the first two days you narrowed it down to his physical traits. his arms, veins, abs or thighs. 

his arms were built and you loved how they’d effortlessly lift you up and spin you around. 

 his veins. god, his veins. they made him look like a sex god and it drove you crazy. 

 his abs. you’d be lying if you said you didn’t like running your fingers down the short dips on his stomach. 

 his thighs. they were hard as fuck. and we’re just so muscular you loved thinking about them whenever you could. which was probably once every 15 seconds. 

so after making up your mind up, you walked up to him, put on your flirty smile and leaned into his ear, “your thighs are my favourite thing about you.” 

 in a flash he’d taken a seat on the closer chair and pulled you in between his legs. 

his hands pulled your pyjama shorts down your legs and grabbed your hips to sit you down on his thigh. “ride my thigh baby, i want to see your panties and my sweats to get soaked with your sweet sweet juices.” he encouraged, moving your hips before you took control and began grinding down on his muscular thigh. 

your hands gripped his shoulder in an attempt to balance yourself as you began to grind yourself down on him. your voice produced breathy moans and sweet cries of pleasure that were like music to his ears and you found it hard to concentrate as he whispered dirty words into your ear, which only brought you closer to the edge. 

 “holy fuck, kookie. you have no idea how much i love your thighs.” you moaned, biting down on your lips as you threw your head back when suddenly his thigh clenched beneath you, causing you jerk your hips forwards at the new friction. 

“oh god, please do that aga- oH FUCK.” 

he continued flexing his thigh until eventually it was too much for you to handle and your orgasm washed over you, dripping down from your clit and soaking through your panties and the fabric of his jeans in the process. you came down from your high before resting your head on his shoulder, kissing his material covering his skin lightly before you looked back up at him. 

“so my thighs are your favourite things about me?” 

you nod your head, “yup.” 

“well then i gotta try harder to make this dick your favourite thing.” he says, picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder as he stood up and walked to your bedroom, ready to show you how amazing the jungcock really was.

- Cuddles after missions because Obi needs to hold you after the exhaustion of fighting and the possibility that something bad could’ve happened.

- Even though he’ll never admit it, he enjoys being the small spoon.

- His favorite type of cuddling is where you’re both face to face with his arm wrapped around your waist. He likes the closeness.

- Obi gets handsy during cuddles. He has to play with your hair or hold your hand or rub small circles on your hip.

- Hugs are his favorite form of affection so he’ll sneak some with you during the day.

- Whenever you two pass each other in the hallways he brushes his hand against yours so that he can feel you.

- Obi loves to curl up on the couch with you and read you his favorite stories or hum his favorite songs until you fall asleep.

- His meditation is usually sitting in your room and listening to your breathing or singing.

- After particularly long missions or a tiresome day, Obi likes to lay his head on your lap and feel your fingers brush through his hair.

- Nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck calms Obi down. And even though he’s not a kissing type of person, he’ll kiss your shoulder or temple.

- Being around you generally makes Obi relaxed. That’s why you two have to cuddle every single day.

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master
  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

ALL I WANNA DO
IS SEE YOU TURN INTO
A GIANT WOMAN
A GIANT WOMAN
ALL I WANNA DO
THE TRAIL LEADS BACK TO YOU
WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOO

ALL I WANNA DO
IS SEE YOU TURN INTO 
WE’RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY
SEE YOU SCOOBY DOO
WE’RE COMING AFTER YOU
WHAT’S NEW SCOOBY DOO.
NA NA NA NA NA,
NA NA NA NA NA,
A GIANT WOMAN,
A GIANT WOMAN,
ALL I WANNA DO
IS SEE YOU TURN INTO
A GIANT WOMAN.

Does anyone ever think about what Joel would be like if the outbreak never happened.

  •  Staying up late waiting for Sarah to get home from her first date. (shotgun in hand optional) 
  • Still watching horrible movies with Sarah just to make her happy.
  • Buying her a car for the first time.
  • Tommy and Joel getting together for Sunday football.
  • Clapping and hollering for Sarah at her high school graduation and letting a few tears fall because he is so proud.
  • Giving her away on her wedding day. 
therock Making the BILLBOARD HOT 100 as a singer is a first for me. Very cool. THANK YOU Billboard & fans for the congratulations luv.
Huge shout out to my ace and musical genius Lin Manuel Miranda for writing this song that’s been so dope and fun to sing.
And thank you Jesus for blessing me with the voice that’s been described as warm honey coated gravel on a sexy country day.
Admittedly, the woman who referred to my voice as such was very intoxicated, but that’s our sexy business
#BillboardHot100 #YoureWelcome #Moana