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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master
  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

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basically every day 1st-8th year
  • Harry: Shove off, Malfoy. Prat.
  • Draco: *takes out notecards and flips frantically through them*
  • Draco: no, I- wait, I have a good insult in here somewhere
  • Draco: You gorgeous- NO
  • Draco: *drops all of the cards in his fumbling*
  • Draco: fuck, I just- I prepared for this I have a good one just don't- GRANGER HAR-POTTER WILL MEET YOU IN THE LIBRARY IN A FUCKIGN SECOND JUST-
  • Draco: *picks them all up, blushing furiously*
  • Draco: *finally settles on a card*
  • Draco: *deep breath*
  • Draco: *smirks*
  • Draco: Git.
  • Harry:
  • Draco:
  • Harry:
  • Draco:
  • Harry:
  • Draco: Nailed it.