you are totally not fair

2. Kissing // Nurseydex

« {Part 2 of my Valentine’s collection.} »

a/n: this is loosely inspired by that scene from the webcomic Always Raining Here because i read the whole thing a couple of nights ago and let me tell you, there were feelings. enjoy!

“Eat shit, Nurse,” Dex said, taking another swig of his beer. “I told you that you didn’t stand a chance.”

“No fair, man. I totally would have won if you hadn’t blue-shelled me there at the end,” Nursey grumbled. He set down the Wii remote and got to his feet, trying to figure out how drunk he was. No dizziness or major balance fuckery, it seemed, but his head definitely felt kinda fuzzy. Now was probably a good time to start chugging some water; he still had homework to do later. He went to fish his water bottle out of his backpack.

“I only blue-shelled you because you blue-shelled me the last lap,” Dex said. “I won that fair and square.”

“Psh. If I were sober—”

“Dude, you only had three shots. You’re 6’2”. You’re fine.”

“Yeah, but you only had, like, a beer and a half, so between the two of us, I’m definitely the more impaired one here.”

Dex rolled his eyes. “Just admit I won. Stop being such a sore loser.”

“Well maybe you’re a sore winner.”

“I know you’re an English major, but ‘sore winner’ is not a thing.”

Nursey shook his head in mock outrage. “You come into my house—”

“Your house? This is my dorm room, Nurse,” Dex laughed. “You’re in my dorm room, playing on my Wii, drinking my alcohol.”

“…Touché,” Nursey admitted, returning to his spot next to Dex on Dex’s couch. He was probably sitting a little closer to Dex than was strictly necessary. He could try to blame the shots for that, but like Dex said, he was a 200-pound hockey player. Three shots of Fireball spaced out over the last hour really wasn’t much for someone his size. If he hadn’t been a city boy with no driver’s license, he could probably still legally drive.

The real problem, Nursey thought as he glanced at Dex out of the corner of his eye, wasn’t the alcohol—it was his stupid crush on his attractive yet probably tragically straight teammate. But that wasn’t really something he liked to dwell on.

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  • Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Ori
  • Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Gloin
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll: Bofur
  • Looks like they could kill you and actually could: Dwalin
  • Could eat 500 cinnamon rolls: Bombur
  • Would steal 500 cinnamon rolls: Nori
  • Could bake the best cinnamon roll you've ever eaten and find the perfect tea blend to go with it: Dori
  • Blake: You can't do what you did last time.
  • Yang: Oh, sure thing Kit-Cat.
  • Blake: Yang I'm serious.
  • Yang: So am I!
  • Blake: Yang, I need you to promise me.
  • Yang: Fine! I promise I won't tell totally AMAZING jokes when we see your dad again!
  • Blake: *sigh* Thank you.
  • Both: ...
  • Yang: Unless he starts first, in which case it's totally fair ground.
  • Blake: Couch, now.
  • Yang: Yeah, yeah I'm going.

badxpanda  asked:

I work as a cashier in retail at a store that requires me to sign x amount of people up for our store card every week. And Idc if you, as the guest, don't want the card. That's totally fair. But don't INTERRUPT me to tell me no, you're fucking rude.

He was my childhood

Y/n and Justin grew up together. But what happens when he has to move away to L.A?

“Hey Y/n stop!” I turned around to see the small brown eyed boy chasing me in my backyard. “Never! You have to catch me!” I giggled as a sped up running toward the treehouse my father had built for us. It was a normal summer day in Toronto, and my best friend Justin and I were playing our favourite game hide and seek mixed with tag. “GOTCHA!”

Justin screamed as he grabbed my leg and we both tumbled down the slide in a fit of laughter. “You totally cheated Jay” “nope I play fair and square”. As both 6 year olds we went through everything all 6 year olds go through growing up, except we were inseparable. First day of kindergarten, hours of playing, going over to each others house constantly. All the girls would always tease me that I was only friends with guys but even 6 year old me didn’t care.

Even as we became teenager we always had each others back. “Y/n? Did you hear that Sam Trescott finally asked out Claire Reid?” “Pfft Jay I call bullshit. He so did not.” “Why not Y/n, he’s not as shy as before”

“Hey Jay come over tomorrow I need to show you my apples that my apple tree finally grew” “yeah sure. If I come over can you help me with our science homework?” “ only if you actually listen this time and not break my chairs” Justin stuck his tongue out at me. “I thought you promised we would never talk about that”. I laughed and shrugged then walked off to first period.

As normal as our relationship was. I always had a thing for Justin. Yes sounds so cheesy the girl falls in love with her best friend and they get married and live happily ever after. Thats far from the case. Growing up Justin was a girl magnetic he could choose any girl he wanted. “There’s a rumour going around school that Tammy Clark has a thing for me is it true?” “Jayyy I hate Tammy so I don’t know and don’t care” “Y/n why don’t you give her a chance? She’s super nic-” “she’s only nice to you Jay because at school your THE Justin Bieber, the guy who has a killer voice and who all the girls want”

One Saturday morning I was woken up by my phone" hello?!“ I cleared my throat it was only 7:30am who had the audacity to call me? “Y/N,Y/N guess whatt?!?” “Jay this better be damn important yes what?” “Justin Timberlake and Usher are fighting for me!” “Jay they are so not! Nice try though.” This was so typical of Jay call me up try and prank me it was almost a daily thing. “No,No Y/n I swear this isn’t a prank. Remember that video I posted on youtube so my relatives could see me in the singing competition.

Well some guy names Scooter Braun or something saw it and then Bam! I’m moving out to L.A in a week! Isn’t that great Y/n?!” There was a slight pause, I felt my heart sink at the fact that my best friend my whole life was now moving away. But I ignored it and told myself to stop being selfish. “Thats really great Jay! I’m so excited this is what you’ve been wanting your whole life it’s fate telling you now’s the time!” “I’m crazy excited and the first person i thought I needed to tell was you” even though he couldn’t see it that comment alone made me tear up as I glanced up to the ceiling trying to get the tears to go away.“haha well I’m so glad you did Jay, umm mum’s calling me down for breakfast but I’ll come over later on today and help you pack.” “Thank you so much Y/n. Ill see you later”.

Before I knew it that short amount of time had flown by. But it was filled with our crazy antics. But that all came to an end that day. I was standing there waving goodbye to my best friend as he drove off to the airport we had had our goodbyes but there was one thing that I said that I clearly remember I said “don’t you dare forget me and when your famous don’t forget to visit”. That day hands down was the hardest day I had known as a teen. And I had no idea if I was going to see my best friend again.

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Author’s Note: my first barry allen imagine! i had a great time writing this, hope you enjoy! feedback would also be well appreciated :)))

Summary: While finally having a day off at S.T.A.R Labs, what better way to spend it with Barry Allen?

Tagging: @jxx-n @fangirlnyxx @spiderparker-peterman @littlemissvicki @catching-fire-in-the-wind

Originally posted by onlyscientist

“Check mate.”

Barry scoffed, totally surprised at your sudden move. “You read my mind! Not fair.” He said while crossing his arms.

You shrugged, “Don’t care.” You winked, “Now, let’s see what else your mind is telling you.” You smirked.

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Autumn Peter headcanons

⭐ Peter wearing big sweaters and comfy sweatpants and mismatched socks at home
⭐ Which he lets you use because he thinks you look cute in his clothes
⭐ Probably has a lil man bun too
⭐ He’s constantly drinking Pumpkin Spice anything
⭐ He likes going on walks with you and looking at the leaves
⭐ He loves cuddling by a window and watching the leaves fall
⭐ He’s calm and warm all the time
⭐ He surprises you by making cinnamon rolls for breakfast
⭐ Totally going to fairs and corn mazes
⭐ He actually proposes at the top of a Ferris wheel
⭐ You’re married the next autumn

anonymous asked:

I feel so shit because I'm constantly being invalidated and talked down to due to being trans. I don't know how much more I can take of this, I just want a hug & to be told that it's going to be okay.

I’m so sorry this is what you’re going through.

That’s totally not fair, but try your best to stay strong. One day you’ll be out of that situation and thankful you kept pushing to become the awesome person you are.

I’m sending you virtual hugs and best wishes! 💙

goyour-own-way  asked:

I think you attacking @frozen-delight for expressing their opinion is more of an "asshole move" than them criticizing Davy Perez and stating he needs to be fired. Their criticism of him was not personal, it was a criticism of his writing only, and that is totally fair. You disagree? Fine. Disagree without being a jerk. Is that so hard?

Nah. Pointing out someone’s poor comprehension of the text is, I’m gonna say, less of a dick more than saying a person should actually lose their job. They were out of line in the way they phrased their (poor) criticism and that deserved to be called out. :)

StarKid Character Alphabet

A is for Ani. He’s working on a set of Star Wars knock-knock jokes.

B is for Bug. He wants to be a Starship Ranger.

C is for Chorn. Behold it, it is Chorn!

D is for Duder. He’s a spy.

E is for Emberly. She just shat out a fire.

F is for February. Like the month, but a person.

G is for Dick Grayson. He wants to be a modern dancer.

H is for Harry Freakin’ Potter. He loves Zac Efron the most.

I is for Poison Ivy. She’ll weed out any wussy.

J is for Ja’far. This is all his fault.

K is for the Bandit King. He’s gonna caulk your wagon.

L is for Gilderoy Lockhart. The Mouse Prince.

M is for Draco Malfoy. Luckily next year, he’ll be transferred to Pigfarts.

N is for Tootsie Noodles. He once had a flirtatious relationship with a stack of hay.

O is for Obi-Wan Kenobi. He’s an alcoholic.

P is for Prince Achmed. He fucked a tiger.

Q is for Quirinus Quirrel. He’s the brightest professor here.

R is for Joey Richter. He’s CAH-RYING in here.

S is for Sally. She wants to have Caribbean Study with Joey.

T is for Titty Mitty. He banished the lobsters to the sea.

U is for Umbridge. One time, a Dementor kissed her…and it died.

V is for Voldemort. He hates Snickers.

W is for Bruce Wayne. He wants to be somebody’s buddy.

X is for K90-X. Bark Woof!

Y is for Yaxley. His pizza fell through the hole.

Z is for Zazzalil. She doesn’t really wanna do the work today.

what i know of HxH so far
  • who to fight: this has probably been done but
  • Gon: fight him! it will be totally fair and clean and afterwards you can be friends! :D
  • Killua: DON'T FIGHT KILLUA. 12y/o assassin always ready to fuck u up. don't fight him.
  • Leorio: FIGHT LEORIO. YOU WILL LIKELY WIN.
  • Kurapika: For the love of god don't fight Kurapika. he's already predicted it and will kill you the moment you think of it
  • Buhara: could probably just eat you
  • Netero: do you want your ass handed to you by an old guy?
  • Illumi: you will die
  • Machi: you will die
  • Pakunoda: you will die
  • Chrollo: you will die
  • any member of the genei ryodan: you will die
  • Hisoka: you will die but you will also have fought Hisoka and I don't know which is worse
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Happy Clack Day! Got some badges printed to celebrate and show the cuties off!

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David Tennant from True Love
for Tennant Tuesday (or whatever day this post may find you)

David Tennant Appreciation Week 2016 (theme: Love)

Being anti-abortion because “people need to learn a lesson” is absolute bullshit. You can’t ‘punish’ someone with the responsibility of being in total care of the well-being of another human being.

Obviously, someone never using protection despite not wanting a child is very irresponsible, but do you really want that same irresponsible person to carry a child for nine months, or even raise a human to become a functioning member of society?

“I don’t want a child” is a perfectly fine excuse to have an abortion. You can’t force someone to put such a huge physical and emotional strain on their life, sometimes just because the contraception was ineffective.

Pregnancy and parenthood completely alter people’s lives. If someone doesn’t want one or both of these things, let them end it.

anonymous asked:

Will you ever go a drawing with color in them? I love how you draw already I'm just askin

that’s a totally fair question because to memory i’ve done maybe three colored pics, a colored line comic, and one shaded comic. 

i can doodle all day every day, but coloring takes a lot of time and work that as a college student i don’t have much of. i try to make up for it with colored speech bubbles, but i know it’s not much. i can’t even promise to be able to do anything in the summer because i’ll have a summer job in the boonies. i think if i were to set up like a donation button or something so that i could spend more time on art and less time doing odd jobs around campus n worrying about paying for classes, i’d be able to have more time to do more colored stuff. 

but as of right now, a once in a blue moon colored pic is what we’re all going to have to deal with for now. Q-Q

How To Appear Cool Without Actually Trying

The comic bookstore post. I picked it up, dusted it off, gave it a trim and let it grow to see what came out. It didn’t go the direction I planned, but that doens’t mean I don’t love it they way it is now. If you don’t want the spoilers on the pairings avoid the tags until you read it. 

I also added a few things to the beginning about Seph. Something about glasses, otherwise it’s pretty much the same. 

Really long post. 


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