you are too precious for this world

ok but since it’s canonically confirmed that Minami is attracted to Yuuri their interactions get even funnier and cuter???

JUST LOOK AT THIS LIL BEAN GETTING TO SKATE W HIS FAV/POTENTIAL CRUSH

I mean I’m not surprised that Minami might feel something for Yuuri considering that he made this face after seeing Yuuri walk into the rink (but tbh who wouldn’t be flustered at the sight of this perfectly packaged sex demon)

BUT MINAMI’S REACTIONS TO VIKTOR AND YUURI BEING GAY JUST GETS EVEN CUTER TO ME ???

he’s like hang on,,,,,,what’s going on,,,,,,something suspicious is happening over there

aND THEN JUST WOW OKAY THIS IS MY FAV WHOM I REALLY ADORE AND HE’S DEFINITELY GETTING SOME HOMOSEXUALITY ON RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES

TFW YOUR IDOL YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON REVEALS THAT HE’S GAY LITERALLY 3 METERS AWAY FROM YOU and his boyfriend is LIVING LEGEND FIVE TIMES CONSECUTIVE WORLD CHAMPION VIKTOR NIKIFOROV

MINAMI IS JUST SO CUTE AND MIRRORS THE AFFECTION YUURI HELD FOR VIKTOR ALL THIS TIME SO WELL TOO he’s so precious I wish we had seen more of him he’s pure sunshine

(also shout out to potentially jealous Viktor who wants the katsudon all to himself)

Headcannon that at least some of Yuuri’s fans have always found his awkwardness endearing

“It was so cute, I walked up an said he was my fave and he immediately looked over his shoulder like I couldn’t be talking to him, then pointed to himself like, ‘Me?’” #ProtectKatsukiYuuri

“As he skated by during warmups, I held up my sign and yelled as loud as I could, ‘I LOVE YOU YUURI!!!’ and GUYS I SCARED HIM HE ALMOST FELL because of me i felt bad but it was also the most adorable thing i’ve ever seen   (̂ ˃̥̥̥ ˑ̫ ˂̥̥̥ )̂ “

“Our awkward skating son”

“He’s like ten years older than you?”

“#ProtectAwkwardSkatingSon”

“Katsuki Yuuri is too precious for this world”

“I want to bundle him in blankets and keep him safe forever”

@ v-nikiforov “Please tell us you bundle our precious boy up and protect him”

v-nikiforov - “Of course!!!!!” [Insert pic of Viktor holding a Disgruntled Katsuki Yuuri Burrito]

“Dear fans, please STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS”

Part 2

THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FANDOMS
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Sherlock:</b> Calculating. A very olde fandom. Don't insult Benedict Cumberbatch, those bitches know how to kill you and make it look accidental.<p/><b>Supernatural:</b> Crazy sons of bitches. Gay Angels, booze and angst.<p/><b>Harry Potter and FBAWTFT:</b> Welcoming and Warm. Will Avada Kedvara you if you insult Newt Scamander or other precious cinnamon rolls.<p/><b>GoT and ASOIAF:</b> Traumatised and waiting for Winter. (It's coming. Eventually, just like the next book....*sigh*)<p/><b>PJO/HOO/TOA:</b> Laughter, sadness, everybody is hella gay and hella diverse. Uncle Rick is savage as fuck. Insult Solangelo, they will roast marshmallows off your corpse while singing camp songs.<p/><b>MCGA:</b> Magnus needs protection. Alex Fierro is the world's greatest hero. Samirah will kick your ass if you insult Fierrochase.<p/><b>Whovians:</b> Confused. Love blue boxes. Sad tears, Timey Wimey. Bow ties and scarves.<p/><b>LOTR:</b> Very old, almost the oldest fandom in the known world. The wisest, except where jewelry is involved.<p/><b>Avengers:</b> Loki may be a sociopath but he's a cinnamon roll. Captain America is too precious for this world (and has the hots for Bucky)<p/></p><p/><b>Merlin:</b> Arthur x Merlin forever. Christmas is a sad time for the fandom.<p/><b>Shadowhunters:</b> Scary. Oh, so scary. Insult Malec at your peril.<p/></p>
Double-Edged

Your fatal flaw is your saving grace.

Aries: Impulse- You act before you think. It’s either the best or worst decision of your life. Only time will tell.

Taurus: Conviction- You stubbornly stand by your beliefs. When you’re right, your conviction is a virtue beyond measure. When you’re wrong… Well, as they say, pride goeth before the fall. 

Gemini: Voice- Your words are the source of your power. You can use them to articulate divine truth or pernicious lies.

Cancer: Grip- You hold on too tight. Your grip can preserve a something fragile and precious, or make you a prisoner of the past.

Leo: Exhibition- You constantly crave attention, but you’re brave enough to put yourself out there and show the world who you are. 

Virgo: Critique- You see every little flaw. Some can be fixed. Others are impossible. You’re a sucker for a lost cause; you can save what everyone else abandoned or sink to new lows trying.

Libra: Compromise- Happiness is a small price for peace. You always choose to be the bigger person. Some days, the resentment eats you alive. 

Scorpio: Pain- You can either drag others through the same hell you’ve been through, or protect them from it at all costs. Pain is at the heart of every hero and villain. 

Sagittarius: Honesty- You speak your truth. This truth can bring laughter and joy or tears and awkwardness. Whatever. Honesty is always the best policy. 

Capricorn: Isolation- You’re alone. There’s no one to help you, but also nothing holding you back. You climb the mountaintop and stand alone at the peak.

Aquarius: Arrogance- It keeps you apart from everyone else, but gives you the freedom to truly be yourself.

Pisces: Imagination- You lose yourself in fantasies more beautiful than anything this world has to offer. You’re never really here, but why would you want to be?

JACKSON WANG WITH GLASSES APPRECIATION POST (a.k.a my aesthetic)

Let me bless your dash really quick with some pictures of one of the most precious people on this earth. The Wang and only (see what i did there ;) ), my King, Jackson Wang. Grab a water bottle and take a seat because you’re going to need to quench that thirst soon. 

Are you ready? Ok, LET’S GO Im not ready myself

Jackson with glasses + suspenders combo OMFG kick me pls

My cute King ♥

Why does he look like Jonghyun from SHINee in this pic below? lol

Look at how smol he is!!!!! Puppy King

Jackson well fed is also my aesthetic

Brown hair + glasses + smile = ♥♥♥♥

Are you still alive? …No? Me neither! :D

Losing your virginity to Peter Parker would include..

- excuse the gif but it fits because homeboy is a whole ass NERD LMFAO

- anyways

- it happens at the absolute best moment when the both of you are ready

- peter being an absolute angel about it

- but also super duper nervous 

- not gonna lie he probably watched some porn beforehand

- ‘there’s no way i’m doing that’

- still has no idea what to do

- buying like 3 boxes of condoms because he didn’t know what size to buy (stay safe, kids!)

- literally wanting to die at the register, nearly runs out of the shop afterwards

- being the one that kisses him first, your heart jumping when you hear him moan and melt into your touch

- he’s in awe of your body 

Keep reading

Fanon APH Germany: Uptight, overly controlling, makes his older brother live in the basement, constantly yells at people, hates fun, always working

Canon APH Germany: Loves dogs, kids, his brother, baking, sightseeing, literature and science, ninja movies, totally believes all the shit his brother makes up, goes to the extreme lengths for his friends

The Signs as I Know Them

(I could write a book about Aries and Taurus)

Aries: So intelligent, like seriously, and talented. Doesn’t realise how extraordinary they are. Can be grumpy though. Quick leaner, always busy and maybe takes on too much. Wants to chat but doesn’t know what to say. Super gorgeous and surprisingly sexy. (I’m dating an Aries, can you tell? ;) )

Taurus: Gay as fuck. Easily influenced by others, so is more negative around negative people, needs a positive influence. Loves cats. Can be the bestest friend you could ever need if you stick around for them.

Gemini:  A little bit gay. Makes innuendos “accidentally”. Hates drama but is always involved somehow. Music lover! Always sure they’re not in the wrong. Widely liked but breaks bonds easily.

Cancer: Always in a relationship. Totally adorable but neurotic. Completely insecure but shouldn’t be. Cries a lot. Too precious, needs to be protected from this cruel world. 

Leo: Sssssnakes. Not very sociable. Either hates clingy people or is very clingy. Always falling for the wrong people. Level headed unless they’re even the tiniest bit drunk. Real internet people, meme queens.

Virgo: Not very open minded. Makes bad decisions then wonders why they’re sad. Family orientated and kind hearted. “Diet starts next week”. Works hard. Deserves so much better, honestly.

Libra: 50% sweetheart, 50% bitch. A bit psycho to be honest. Better hope they don’t fall for you cos there’s no escaping. Their smile lights up a room. Really good hair.

Scorpio: So talented! Sexually ambiguous. Heart of gold. Not the happiest but some of the strongest people I know. Quite quiet but has the best laugh you’ll ever hear in your life!

Sagittarius: Weird ass hot and cold people, nice one minute and savage the next. Competitive and stubborn. Often seeking security. Dedicated in love.All so attractive, how?!

Capricorn: Annoyingly opinionated. Will go above and beyond to prove you wrong. Has difficulty maintaining relationships (not necessarily romantic relationships). Great music taste. Thinks they cool. 90% of the time they really not cool.

Aquarius: Says “I hate you” to those they love the most. Worships their romantic partner. Total alcoholics. Willing to give anything a try. Hates embarrassment or looking silly. Weirdos but you’re so drawn to them? So confident on the outside, often terrified on the inside.

Pisces: Fast committers in relationships. Secret beauty queens, every single one of them. Pretty chill but don’t piss them off. If they angry they be cold as freaking ice. If they angry, run bitch run.

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what’s better than being alive?

Happy Birthday Atsushi! [05.05] ヾ(*^∀^*)ノ

anonymous asked:

top 5 noya and tanaka brotp moments plsss

I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP! They’re brotp goals, prepare for trouble and make it double, everything they do together is my favorite thing they do but let’s see:

1. Tanaka crying over Nishinoya’s bruises. This is always the first scene that comes to my mind when I think about them, mostly because I relate to Tanaka on a spiritual level. Nishinoya actually makes Tanaka cry over how badass and selfless that he is. Plus notice that here Tanaka calls him Noya-san, despite being not only from the same year, but being his best friend too. He respects him…so much. I cry too every time

Originally posted by odd-ballduo

2. Every time Tanaka lifts Nishinoya up. I adore the fact that they’re so physical and affectionate with each other. Out of all the boys, they’re the two that hug, touch and lean on the most. Plus this thing where Noya let’s Tanaka do all kind of things with his body gives me life. And the lifting thing is for sure my favorite one. 

Originally posted by kagehinaperf

3. When they almost killed Tsukishima after his insane block. They have a thing for harassing him in general, but here they were just the most proud. Noya and Tanaka were the first of the team to go cheer on him after he did what’s probably the most iconic block of the Haikyuu history. And this shows that they do are the greatest dork that the world has ever seen, but they are the most supportive teammates ever too, always there and ready to acknowledge every single good thing and picking them up when they’re down. They just…show their affection in their own way, sometimes hitting, sometimes eating people alive too

Originally posted by geenozah

4. Their special cheering dance. Precious both in anime and in real life 

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Originally posted by akatsuki-shin

5. Being extra: a compilation

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anonymous asked:

I'm sorry to bother you, but do things really get better? I'm 16 right now and everything I know is sadness and exhaustion and anger and then I talk to my parents and they just complain about adult life... is it worth it to go on?

oh gosh, i promise, it’s worth waiting, buddy. i know there are a lot of people who say, oh it gets better. and it does in some ways, but what it really gets is different. the people who are angry and mean and horrible often stay that way. the people who cut you off or who flip you off or who piss you off often are the same people at 16 as at 26. 

i think i hated people telling me “it gets better” because what could get better about being a mentally ill queer cuban girl in a world that wanted to eat me. i got spat out. my writing isn’t published because i’ve been rejected so many times i don’t even notice anymore. i was told a few times “make it less obviously homosexual”. what is going to get better about that, i said to myself. the memory of it will never be a nice one.

things got different slowly. like i didn’t realize until i was far on the other side of it. i wasn’t kidding in that last post when i said today i read my writing at 15 and it was painfully obvious how depressed i was. i didn’t have a diagnosis. like you, all i knew was that i was exhausted and angry and sad all the time and when i talked about it, i was told “everyone feels that way sometimes.” i felt that way all the time. in this story, i don’t suddenly wake up after turning 18 and have a magical life where it is all bunnies and flowers and loving. it took me 3 years of trying before i finally managed to quit self-harm completely. my eating disorder and i are still not on speaking terms, luckily. i’m slowly getting a handle on my ocd. i didn’t realize that the biggest thing that was changing was me.

yeah. being out of the house made it easier. away from where people knew me as a certain person. being someone new or being who i was or being in a room full of people who didn’t care how gay i was. being in control made it better. finding real and true friends made it better. being able to make my own plans and choose my own story and do more than just wait until i was old enough to be taken seriously - it got better.

but honestly it’s me. i learned how to shake hands with depression, he and i are such good old buddies i sometimes see him before he’s even coming. and i’ve gotten so good at getting out of his embrace, because practice makes perfect, same as anything. and i’ve learned things about myself i had no idea about at 16. i didn’t even realize i’m funny. i had never been skinny dipping. my only kiss had been sort of an accident. there was a lot i cared about then that i don’t care about now, because in my new world outside of that, the people i surround myself with don’t care either. i’ve worn a dinosaur onesie pajama set to eight parties now when 19 year old me wouldn’t be seen without her makeup. i wear glasses in public even though i’m nervous they make me look like a bug. i have tattoos and new piercings and a bank account (and no money) and i have love. and i don’t mean with a partner, although i’m blessed enough to say i have that as well - i mean. i just found it. i taught myself how to look for it. i figured - listen, i’m here still, so i might as well, like, try to enjoy it. and it wasn’t overnight. it still goes away sometimes. but i love so much and so easily now. i laugh more because of it. i let myself love dogs and movies and silly things. and this love sort of … makes things better. because it reflects off of everything into you. like a mirror.

at sixteen… at sixteen i was very suicidal. i didn’t know that it applied to me, because i thought i was just annoying and lazy. looking back now i always pull a face at how obvious it was, and how close i got to walking myself into a grave. it was more than a close call. death, like, waved. i actually believed i wouldn’t make it past 18. what was the point? what was the point of anything? i think if i’d told myself then, “it gets better”, i would have laughed. “maybe for you!” i would have said, “you have money and a life and you’re not like this.” but it did get better. in inches. stick around to see it. stick around to see everything wonderful that’s waiting in the wings for you. that knows your name. a fate of beautiful moments that are small and precious, like butterflies landing on fingers or snowflakes on tongues, or just sitting with a good book during the rainfall. hell, stick around to write the book, because (trust me), if you believe in your art and yourself - it can be done.

stick around most of all because what gets better is you fall in love with yourself. the world doesn’t become suddenly sickeningly sweet, even if the people around you become better and you’re given more opportunity. that’s wonderful too but… what happens is that over time, the stuff they told you stops sticking. you realize that just because your nose is crooked it doesn’t even matter because it doesn’t stop you from being the best dang ping pong player in your family. you realize you have a family, even if they’re not blood. you realize you are your own family. and you learn to take care of yourself and yes, it gets ugly at times, but you manage. and inside of managing there’s all these wonderful successes like mac and cheese and getting the bills done and the smell of clean laundry and friends that make you laugh so hard you almost pee and an apartment with plants in every corner and a hairless cat in sweaters or a dog with a bowtie or both and watching movies and reading books and seeing art, all of which haven’t been created yet, and possibly you’re the one who makes them. and managing … managing doesn’t have to be big. sometimes it’s just making a small difference. and sometimes the person you make a difference to is yourself. and that’s amazing.

stick around because, trust me, somewhere in there, you meet your younger self in your dreams and you tell her - oh gosh, i promise, it’s worth waiting, buddy.