you are too perfect to being just a man

  • Chowder: Of course Bitty's going to be captain!
  • Nursey: Yeah man, I'm totally voting for him.
  • Whiskey: Doesn't he seem too soft to be captain?
  • Chowder: Whiskey, my man!! My tadpole!! If you don't vote for Bitty and he doesn't become captain, and this goes for every single one of you tiny human beings, I will make it my mission to destroy your life.
  • Chowder: Anyway who wants some leftover pie that Bitty made for us because he's perfect and deserves to be captain?
“Platonic” Bed-sharing: A Snowbaz Fic

In which there is much Snowbaz fluff. 

Disclaimer: All characters and locations belong to Rainbow Rowell!

“Snow. No”

“Snow yes!”

Simon Snow is a complete nitwit. Baz thought.

The two boys were at a standoff. Baz always knew that Simon was plagued with nightmares. Some nights the sound of the curly-haired angel of a boy would keep him up until faint streaks of sunlight drifted through their bedroom door. He had never gone off in his sleep though. This was certainly new.

“Please Baz! My spine is too fucking boney to sleep on the ground. Do you want me to be miserable all night?” He was pleading now, his blue eyes wide, accentuating his freckles.

He was standing there in their chamber looking like an innocent child in a too-tall body. He was hugging a spare blankets and a pillow to his chest. His lanky, skinny limbs looked even skinnier in his baggy Watford pajamas. All his scone eating hadn’t done anything to increase his weight. Must be the pressure of seventh year getting to him.

“As a matter of fact, yes I do want that.” Yes, get bruises all over your perfect back you idiot. That’s what you get for being so attractive.

“If you don’t share your bed I’ll make sure you’re miserable all night too!”

It was a measly threat to Baz. He was already miserable enough every night to have the Mage’s Heir tormenting him through his presence every day and night. He rolled his eyes and smoothed out a single wrinkle in his bedsheets.

“Don’t ignore me! It’s just for one night. I won’t even touch you, I promise.”

Baz fluffed up his pillow. He could physically feel Simon’s glares.

“Come on man! S’not my fault Watford doesn’t have any spare beds lying around!” There was an intoxicating electric tingle to the air. Simon was getting too worked up about this. “If I have to sleep on the ground because of you I will go off on your bed and we’ll both be cold and sore from sleeping on the fucking stone floor.”

That was certainly a threat Simon could get away with doing, despite the anathema. Damn him. Baz thought.

“Okay. Fucking fine!” It came out more harshly than Baz intended.

Simon took a step back, the threads of his magic retreating immediately. It was certainly frightening how closely tied Simon’s magic was to his emotions.

“Thanks. I promise. This is just for tonight. I’ll build a spare bed myself if it means I don’t have to sleep with you.”

Baz snorted. Simon. Building something. Now that would be something. He sighed in annoyance as he realized sharing a bed with Simon would make it extremely difficult to sneak of to drink tonight.

“I’m going to change into my nightclothes. Make yourself at home, Snow.” He said sarcasm dripping from his voice like water from a leaky faucet.

Simon nodded. He looked exhausted.

Baz went to change his clothes in the bathroom. He stared at his own grey eyes in the mirror. His pupils were dilated and if he had more blood in him, he would probably would look flushed. He felt a surge of nervousness and anticipation.

Sharing a bed with Simon Snow. Simon fucking Snow. How on bloody earth am I supposed to not kiss the moles on his neck if he is bloody next to me?

This would certainly be a long night.

Emerging from the bathroom, Baz saw Simon fixing up a sheet to work as a divider in the middle of their already small twin bed.

“What the fuck are you doing Snow?” Baz asked incredulously.

“I thought it’d be more comfortable if there was a like… physical barrier between us.”

“Whatever floats your boat you nitwit.”

Baz carefully folded his Watford sweater, placing it in a drawer, and hung up his trousers. Then he stood by his bed, eyeing a reclining Simon.

“I promise I won’t bite or go off on you tonight Baz. And don’t even think about doing anything to me. Anathema, remember.”

Baz rolled his eyes and climbed into bed. He laid on his side, facing away from the boy he wanted to kiss ever since they met. Simon had already turned out the light. It was just the two of them now. Lying side by side. Lit by moonlight.

This would be incredibly romantic if were an entirely different pair of boys. And both gay.  Baz thought.

He heard Simon sigh. He could feel heat radiating of him in waves. He was so hot. Baz didn’t understand why Simon even bothered to use a blanket. He was already a walking furnace. In more ways than one. Baz swallowed, bit his tongue and did his best to repress the urge to turn and kiss the living hell out of Simon.

Moments passed in silence. Simon’s breath faded into a rhythm. But it wasn’t how he sounded when he was sleeping. More like he was relaxed.

Baz was not relaxed. It felt like every atom of his undead existence was on edge. He was going to have to spend at least eight hours lying like this with the boy he loved and wanted most lying next to him. This was all a terrible mistake.

A gentle touch and a whispered “Baz!” made his entire body flinch. The hand immediately retreated and Baz immediately wished it back.

“Blimey Snow! What the fuck do you want?” He turned to look at the boy.

It was a mistake.

Simon looked ethereal. His eyes were soft and tired. His bronze hair was silver and shone under the starlight. His lips. Crowley his lips looked devourable.

Baz swore he felt his vampire heart have a seizure in his chest. He was tingling all over. This was a mistake. He should just go stalk the Watford grounds and sleep under a tree or some shit. Even a cold Autumn night spent outside would be better than this infernal torture.

“Baz. Why are we like this?”

“Like what, idiot?” Baz spat a bit.

The bead of saliva landed on Snow’s pillow. Baz wished it had landed on Simon’s face. Then he wished he hadn’t thought that.

“Why do we hate each other?”

Baz sighed in exasperation. But some force he wasn’t entirely in control of made him turn completely onto his side and face Snow full-on.

“I don’t know! Maybe my parents hate your adopted father because he stole all that was good from our family?” Baz’s words raised in volume. 

He was getting annoyed.

Annoyed that Simon looked so calm. Annoyed that they could kiss right that moment Annoyed they weren’t kissing. Annoyed that it was even a possibility in his mind. He wanted to glare at Simon. But he was so tired. And thirsty.

This was a mistake.

Simon was silent for a moment. He seemed to be studying the wall behind Baz. Then he was studying Baz’s face and time seemed to stop.

“I’ve just been thinking a lot, Baz. None of this stupid rivalry makes any sense!”

“Welcome to the real world.”

“Sure. But right now. I’m scared.” Simon’s voice was getting soft and small.

He was so small and pale and delicate in that moment. Baz felt an insuppressible need to protect him. It made his heart feel like it could burst out of his chest and fly away.

“Scared?” Baz found his voice was getting softer now too.

Why. Why? He needed more control than this. Everything that was expect from him wasn’t what he really wanted. He had to stop his feelings. But he couldn’t. He had made a terrible mistake.

“I’m scared of the Humdrum. Of losing the people I care about. Penny. The Mage. Agatha. You.”

Baz coughed in suprise. Not a sarcastic cough. A genuine “what-the-fuckity-fuck” cough.

“I’m scared of sleeping tonight because I don’t want to wake up and find that I’ve destroyed everything I love.” Simon looked almost like he was going to cry.

“Are you afraid you’ll go off again tonight?” Baz asked.

Simon nodded ashamedly. Baz didn’t really feel concerned that Simon could hurt him. He felt concerned that Simon was sad. They laid there in silence, staring at each other.

Then, then, Simon took the sheet that was separating them, cast it aside, and flung his arms around Baz. Baz was too shocked to react for a moment. He couldn’t exactly fathom how this moment was real. Slowly, he wrapped an arm back around him.

“S-simon?” He managed.

“Sorry.” He muttered into Baz’s shirt. “I think I just needed a hug.”

“You want a hug from your mortal enemy in a bed?”

Baz could feel Simon sigh in response. Then he drew back but not that far back.

“I don’t know.”


They stared at each other. Baz knew his eyes probably looked as wide as Simon’s did. What did this all mean? What was Simon trying to accomplish through this? Did he know how Baz felt and was trying to manipulate him?

Manipulation or not, whatever Simon was doing was working.

Simon’s hand encircled his and he froze.

Physically and mentally, he froze.

Baz had so many questions. So many demands to make.

Why did Simon care about him?

Why on earth did Simon think hugging the boy who had only made him miserable would accomplish anything?

Why were they holding hands in a bed?

What the fuck was happening?

Why were they not kissing?

They should kiss.

He wanted Simon to kiss him. He wanted to kiss Simon.

“Simon?” He whispered.

“Kiss me.” Simon whispered back.

And he did.

Cuddling With Astro

Note: this is all just my own opinion, i have no actual proof that they’d be like this


Myungjun (MJ):

Cuddling with Myungjun is absolute perfection. People would expect this time to be really energetic but (in my opinion) it’d be the one time of day where he could just calm down and relax. He loves spooning you, the feeling of having your right up against his chest would make him feel all warm and giddy. Holding hands is a must too, it makes him feel like he’s really connected with you. He’d probably like to talk with you about his day and about yours. In all, cuddling with Myungjun would be really relaxing and warm.

“Tell me about your day, jagi.”

Originally posted by carpelunam

Originally posted by jinwooh

Jinwoo (Jinjin):

Cuddling with Jinwoo is just really cute. He’d rather be facing you, whether it be the two of you on your sides or you laying on top of him, he likes being able to be face to face [to admire your perfect self ;)]. His arm would definitely be around you, pulling you flush against his chest. Expect a few cheeky kisses here and there, but nothing too extreme. The two of you would probably talk about the most random things. Cuddling with this man boy would just be really soft and fluffy.

“Do you think cacti have feelings?”

Originally posted by relationshipaims

Originally posted by whosrocky

Dongmin (Eunwoo):

Good luck surviving cuddle sessions with Dongmin. You could literally be reading a book and he’ll suddenly come in and start hugging the shite out of you. His hands would be on your skin; even if you’re wearing pants and a long sleeve he will find warmth no matter what. He’d whisper random compliments about you, your hair, your eyes, etc. If you did the same to him, he’d definitely be a blushy baby. Random kisses on the eyes, nose, lips, etc. would be the norm when you’re cuddling. Basically he’d be worshiping you and if youre not worshiping him what are you doing hes lee dongmin

“You’re really attractive, did you know that?”

Originally posted by pleasingpics

Originally posted by starnightingle

Bin (Moonbin):

You know how he’s known as a puppycat? Yeah, he becomes an actual puppy during cuddling sessions. Spooning or hugging is a must. Tbh it’d probably be hella warm and comfortable, so it’d be normal for the two of you to fall asleep while cuddling. His voice omg kill me now would sound really slurred because cuddling makes him tired (in a good way ofc.) and your voice would probably be the same. He would really like hiding his face in your shoulder.

“[Y/N]… I lobe you…” *omg imagine his tired voice i–*

Originally posted by sensuous

Originally posted by starryeunwoo

Minhyuk (Rocky):

Cuddling with Minhyuk would either be really quiet or kind of loud, there’s no in between. If he’s tired or if you’re tired, you just enjoy to be in each other’s arms. He’d probably be tracing random shapes on your body or kissing your shoulders. On the other hand… If you’re not really that tired, cuddling with Minhyuk would be fun. He’d randomly tickle you without warning or attack you with kisses. The two of you would probably talk about the future or the past or about how idiotic the boys were being that day (he loves them tho.)

“Remember when you asked me out-” “[y/N] let mE LIVE”

Originally posted by kissing-pleasure

Originally posted by rockybin


Oh my Gods cute shy babyy. Cuddling with Sanha would be awkward at first. You wouldn’t know what to do and he wouldn’t know what to do– it’d be a mess. Over time, it’d get more natural, but Sanha would probably still be a bit shy about cuddling. Unlike the others, you and Sanha would probably just lay side by side, holding hands. Your head would be on his shoulder though, but that’s about it. The two of you would talk about whatever came to mind and you’d let each other rant if either of you were feeling frustrated.

“Hey, [Y/N]? … I love you–” *intense blushing*

Originally posted by loveviral

Originally posted by binsblush

I dont think you realize how weak this made me omff– this group is going to be the death of me

Let’s talk about Jumin’s Route



GUYS I had to get this out okay 

I gotta rant about Jumin’s route, and no it’s not about the possessiveness or anything like that, I’m not gonna talk about that because there’s been enough posts about that part of the route. This is about the way everyone else acts in his route.

So, let’s just get one thing out of the way first.
Everyone in this game has been a prick before in one way or another. Jumin has been a douche, Zen has been an asshole, Jaehee has been a bitch, Yoosung has been a little shit, Seven’s been a fuckwad, Rika’s been a snake *overused I know but I’m runnin out of words here* V’s been a dickwagon, Unknown’s been a cockwrangler, Vanderwood has been a bumbling tittysprinkle, and even YOU have plenty of opportunities to be, not only a two-timing hoe, but also a raging titmunch. 


But one thing that bothered me so much in Jumin’s route when I played it, to the point where I couldn’t even read some of the chats because I was so pissed, was how utterly disrespectful everyone is to him at every chance they get. 

As I said, Jumin’s had his moments like they all have, but every single one of the other members was a complete and total asshole to him in almost every chat. They were either being straight up rude or they were making fun of him in some way. (There’s joking and then there’s “joking is the excuse” or “I don’t know when to stop”) Now, I’m a fan of Jumin, love him to death, but, that’s not solely why this pissed me off. It’s probably one of the smallest reasons. I don’t want to type this from a biased point of view because that wouldn’t be fair, so I’m not going to.

You would think, Jumin being older, they would, at the very least, respect him somewhat. But they hardly even do that much. At every single turn they always had something mean to say about him and it had my blood boiling before I even got that far into his route. I absolutely adore Zen to bits too but eventually I was even getting livid with him because it was just too damn much. I had done the other routes by then so his and Jumin’s constant bickering was what I was used to, but even still, this was too much.
There’s a line that they needed to draw and none of them were mature enough to draw that line sometimes and I just felt bad for Jumin. I found myself wishing I could type whatever I wanted quite a few times.  
You can be the roughest, toughest person out there but if you’re constantly being ridiculed for almost everything you say and do, it’s gonna get to you eventually.
Sometimes, did Jumin say some mean ass shit that deserved a snappy comeback and some scolding? Hell yeah. He’s done it in other routes too and I’m not at all saying he’s perfect because we all know that he isn’t. 

But they did not give him a break, man. It’s one thing to not understand someone but to be that mean is just completely unnecessary and throughout his route I wanted to bitch-slap everyone at one point or another regardless of how much I love them.

I don’t know, his and Zen’s routes hold special places in my heart (and if this is V’s route that’s coming, which I’m 99% sure it is, I know damn well it’s gonna hold one too) but there were times where I couldn’t even enjoy Jumin’s route because of how mad I was about the disrespect he was getting from everyone else. 


Prompt: Hi, not sure if all the spots have been filled, but if not I’d like to request something, please. Maybe Jason and a plus size reader and he is introducing her to his family because Alfred insists? If all the spots are full, I’m sorry for bugging you !

“Okay, what did the idiot do now?”

    You follow behind Jason, doing your best to keep up, while regretting your choice of shoes. What had started out as a wonderful anniversary dinner, had been rather abruptly ended when Jason had gotten an urgent SOS text.

    “I have no idea what you’re talking about, Todd.”

    You peek at the child from behind Jason, only to receive a scowl in return, “Who’s the girl?”

    Jason growls, “This is my girlfriend, Y/N. Sweetheart, this is my adoptive father’s demon spawn.” You give him a look and he clarifies, “Whose name is Damian.”

    You smile at the boy, “It’s nice to meet you, Damian.”

    He says nothing, and Jason starts in again before things get awkward, “What happened to Bruce? Alfred texted me saying the idiot had gotten hurt and you guys needed my help.”

    Damian’s eyes slide to you and Jason growls, “We’ve been dating for three years, she knows everything!”

    Damian’s eyes narrow, “And how do you know she can be trusted?”

    “Because I’m a good judge of character.”

    Damian stares at him for a moment, before saying “Please tell me you’re joking. Either way, I’ll take you to father.”

    You watch them go, slipping into the background before pulling out your phone. You return a few messages before someone clears their throat. You raise your head to meet the gaze of an older man who gives you a kind smile, “Miss Y/N, I presume. I am Alfred Pennyworth.”

    You smile and stand, before offering your hand, and saying “It’s so nice to meet you. Jason always has such amazing things to say about both you and your cooking.”

    He smiles, “Speaking of which, would you like some cookies? I just made a fresh batch.”

    You nod, before following him into the kitchen. You’re situated with three cookies and a glass of milk before the older man takes a seat across from you. “I’m terribly sorry to have interrupted your evening.”

    You swallow your bite of cookie before responding, “It’s no trouble. Family comes first.”

    “Still, three years is quite an accomplishment.”

    You smile, “Well Jason is amazing. He’s sweet, and thoughtful, and kind, and he’s a really good cook. You taught him well.”

    Alfred smiles, “Yes well, the text might have been a bit misleading. Master Bruce is perfectly fine, but Master Jason’s manners are not quite up to par. I have requested he bring you over several times and he kept finding excuses. If you live with a young lady, and have been dating her for three years, then you bring her home to meet your family.”

    Your smile falters a bit, but before you can do too much thinking, Jason bursts in, “I knew the old man had to learn that sneakiness from somewhere!”

    Alfred just smiles at Jason, holds up a plate, and asks, “Would you like a cookie?” Before he turns to you and says, “He used to always have to have a cookie before bed. I perfected my recipe within three months of him being here.”

    You burst out laughing and Jason groans. And you can’t help but think, this is a family you want to be a part of.

Elijah Saves The Day

Pairing: Elijah Mikaelson x Reader

Warnings: Guns and some violence

Word Count: 594

It was getting late, which was your cue to head home. Although Rebekah invited you to stay the night, you denied her invitation because you felt like sleeping in your own bed tonight. It was just one of those nights. You spent the day helping Rebekah prepare for her house party tomorrow which was quite exhausting.

Rebekah and Elijah both offered to give you a ride home, but you chose to walk home since you only lived a couple of blocks away. You did fight back and forth about it because they care for your safety, but they finally budged and let you be.

The weather was just perfect and the streets were silent. Not a person in sight. You had earbuds in playing your favorite songs, humming happily to the lyrics. “See, Rebekah and Elijah had nothing to worry about.” You thought to yourself.

But you thought too soon. You were almost one block away from your house until a stranger stops right in front of you. Being too focused on your phone, trying to pick the next to song to play, you accidentally bumped into the tall man.

“Oops sorry, I wasn’t watching where I was going.” You half smiled, then attempted to walk away, but the man tightly grabs you by the arm. “Wha-what are you doing?! Let go of me!” You yelled, trying to break free of his grip, your earbuds falling out of your ear.

The stranger takes out a gun from his pocket, pointing it at your head. “Give me your phone and your purse.”

“What?” You were frightened by now, making you wish you were a vampire like the Mikaelson’s so that you would have the strength to free yourself from your attacker.

“NOW!” He demanded.

You were ready to hand him your belongings until you heard another man behind you. “Let her free.” You turned around to see that it’s Elijah. Oh, how happy you were to see him. You also wondered how Elijah just happened to know that you were in danger. Could he have been following you this entire time? Who knows. But if so, you are damn well glad he did.

“Or what?” The man cocked the gun, getting it ready to fire at your head. This definitely pissed of Elijah. He cares for you so much that seeing you in any kind of danger is the last thing he wants in life. Elijah’s eyes immediately went red, revealing his veins and fangs. 

“What the hell!” This frightened the man, which caused him to let go of you and he immediately shot at Elijah instead of you. It obviously did some damage to him, but your safety is more important to him than his pain, so he tried his best and vampire sped towards your attacker, breaking his head off, leaving him dead on the floor.

Elijah saw how frightened you were from being close to death and comforted you right away by holding your head to his chest, rubbing your head, letting you cry. “There there, Y/N.”

“Thank you, Elijah.” You sniffled, looking up at Elijah. 

“Of course.” He let go of you, taking out a handkerchief from his jacket, handing it to you, looking at your with worry in his eyes. “Give me your word that next time, let us give you a ride home.”

“Yeah of course.” You responded, putting your phone and ear buds in your purse.

“Good.” Elijah smiled, putting an arm out for you to hold, which you clunged on to. Then, he walked you home.

Enviable [Minseok]

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Part of the Dalliance Series

Genre: Romance, Angst, Smut.

Length: 2,6k

Part: 2/3

Summary: “You wanted your sister’s world… more specifically you wanted him”

en·vi·a·ble highly desirable.

“Why do you have such amazing ideas and always drag me with you in them?” You asked with a bit of sarcasm in your tone, following behind your sister and the cat-like beautiful boy heading towards the lake that was in front of the old house.  

“You’re my sister, you’re supposed to take care of me” She answered taking a side glance back at you.  

Your sister had the great idea of taking a swim at midnight when everyone was already sleeping, because it would me more private and fun. You declined her idea various times thinking it was insane and that it could even be dangerous but finally she convinced you to at least accompany them in case someone found out.  

“If my parents find out it’s not like they would get pissed at you, but of course if I did it I would already be grounded” You retorted hoping that she would changer her decision or if at least the dirty blonde-haired boy would agree with you but nothing, they were so immersed in their little moment that you rolled your eyes at them.  

“Just bear with it tonight and tell me if you see someone, okay?” She said taking of her clothes throwing it at you, with that leaving her in her bathing suit, you nodded in annoyance and sat in the cold hard ground.  

“Can I leave my clothes with you?” His voice resonated through your ears making you glance up at him in nervousness, you didn’t talk much to him since the bathroom incident, it had been two days since it happened but you avoided him at all coast because the scene always went to your mind every time he tried to make a conversation with you.

“Yeah” You answered back.

It was all happening in slow motion for you, how he lifted up his shirt over his head showing his well-defined abs that he had probably worked out over for months, your eyes slowly went to his baby hair that trailed a path to the most private part of his body. Unconsciously you gulped feeling the sudden wetness form down, he wasn’t even trying to be sexual in any manner and he already had you in the palm of his hand without him knowing it.  

“Thank you” he muttered with a smile plastered in his face, breaking you from your trance and making you feel aware that maybe he just caught you staring at him mercilessly once again.  

He waved at you goodbye and hurriedly went behind your sister towards the water. Minseok caused an irreparable chaos inside you there was no doubt, he was the heavy storm in your world that fluttered your heart up and down from the emotions he caused to you with just a simple smile even if it wasn’t for you.

The water splashing and the loud laughs from the love couple resonated through your ears making your heart clench in agony wishing it was you in her place and not her. Even though you didn’t admit it, you felt envy towards your own sister she always had the attention, the concern, everything. But it had never been much as a simple pang of jealousy until now, it was the first time you actually desired to take something away from Chaeyoung, you wanted to take her world away from her, that was him.  

Maybe it was a simple crush, but your feelings for him were growing fast even if you hadn’t interacted much, the secret glances and the small smiles he gave you were enough to fulfill your heart, but later that wouldn’t be enough, you knew it.  

“I’m going to the bathroom” said a rushed Chaeyoung getting out from the water and back towards the old house.  

Everything was now peaceful, the only sounds heard were the screech of the crickets, the wind flattering the bushes that were around and the heavy footsteps walking towards you.  

“Why don’t you come for a swim, it’s pretty warm” said a dripping Minseok taking place in the ground besides you, his left hand grabbed the towel that was in front of you so he could dry himself.

“Thanks, but I just enjoy watching from afar and besides I can’t” his proximity made you suddenly nervous, you could feel how his arm slightly brushed against yours wetting you with tiny drops of water.  

“You can’t swim or you’re scared of the water?” He asked with a tone of silliness in his voice, wrapping the towel over him.

“Both, it’s been one of my biggest traumas since I was a child” You cleaned the drops of water that were in your arm and hugged your legs together.

“Why?” He asked looking at you, concern was evident in his face.

“Someone decided to throw me to a pool thinking it was funny, if it weren’t for the people that were around there, I would have died” you shuddered slightly, recalling the ungraceful memory in your head.  

“That’s terrible, if I was there I would have beaten their ass”  Minseok answered clapping his fist into his hand in a playful manner and chuckling, the action made you burst out in laughter.

“They were kids Minseok” you said between laughs, wiping the imaginary tear that got out from your eye.

“I don’t care, if it was for you I would have done it”  

Your loud laughter ended abruptly at his words, you looked back at him and he was giving you a sweet smile that made you melt inside, maybe he said it because you were his girlfriend’s sister, but to you it felt so different, so sincere like if he actually did mean it towards you as a person, but in reality, he was just being nice.  

“Minseok I’m tired let’s go sleep” Your sister stepped in between you breaking the little moment you just had “You should also get inside, and thanks” She said with a loud yawn escaping from her lips while picking her clothes from the ground.  

“Oh-um yeah, I’ll see you tomorrow” You stood up shaking the dust from your behind and running towards the house.

“Good night” Minseok shouted.  

He didn’t know, but his sincerity and kindness were just the first step that broke slightly your shield before you could burst out that he already had you head over heels without even trying.

You watched from the porch how everyone was setting up the table and the food outside, they decided it was a perfect day for a picnic as the weather was nice it didn’t feel burning hot that wasn’t enjoyable but it was neither cold, it was an in-between that felt heartwarming.

Since the morning Minseok had been giving you secret glances and small smirks as a friendly way, but each one felt as an arrow was thrown directly at your heart. You had the urge to just go and erase his cheeky smirk out of his face with a furious kiss, but your common sense said otherwise.  

“Don’t you think he is your type?” Your grandma’s voice sounded behind as she moved next to you.

“Well he is attractive, but no” Your heart clenched in agony as you lied, he was the perfect man for you, his silliness, his kindness and how he was so down to earth and even his looks were your description of a perfect match.  

“Don’t play dumb, I know you since you were a baby and by the look you give him you definitely like the boy” She chuckled as she rubbed you back in a soothing manner.

“He’s just a silly crush grandma” You blushed, finally admitting it out loud to someone else, a weight being removed from you.

“If you like him don’t give up, he seems to like you too besides, don’t think I haven’t caught the secret glances he’s been giving you since this morning” She teased at you, a nervous laugh slipped from your mouth as you looked at her in embarrassment. 

Maybe she’s right.

Finished the picnic you decide to walk over the bridge of the lake admiring the site, maybe you were scared of water but that didn’t mean you didn’t think it was beautiful, the rays of the sunshine danced over the water, sincerely it’s the finest mirror you’ve ever saw it reflected what was above it in a distorted manner that was smudged with different colors mixing them almost beautifully.  

Maybe you went too much to the edge or something broke below, you didn’t even had the chance to process it, because all you felt next was the water fully covering your body, your head was pounding, every cell inside you screamed for oxygen as you flutter your hands desperate hoping to get a grip of something, but nothing, the fear was being present in all your senses, your eyelids slowly closing as you held your breathing as long as you could but soon enough darkness envelopes you.  

“Are you okay?” You heard an unknown voice ask, but you just coughed the water out from your throat, everything was still blurry and indescribable all you could figure out was the cat-eyed boy in front of your face staring at you with concern, but at least the fear was slowly fading away as you felt the grass beneath your body comforting, meaning you were now safe and sound.

“I’ll take her to her room” Minseok offered already picking you up from the ground, and hurriedly making his way to the house. His grip was strong around you as he climbed up the stairs in fear of letting you go and towards your room

“You’re all drenched” He said placing you on the bed, letting out a groan in frustration, the concern was evident in his face, he looked truly worried about you and sincerely it made you feel happy even though if it was because of what happened “This might sound awkward but please take of your clothes or you’ll catch a cold, I’ll give you a new pair of dry clothes don’t worry” he said picking a new pair of dry jeans and a big white t-shirt from your closet, he looked at you waiting for the approval in your eyes.

“Turn around or just cover your eyes” You answered and he immediately covered his eyes with both of his hands and turned around to look at the white wall in front of him. You laughed at how he was so innocent and silly, but deep inside your heart clenched at how he considered your privacy, such a gentleman.

“Done” He turned around and nodded heading towards the door. “I’ll be going then, in case anythi-”

“Please, don’t go” You abruptly said at him before he could get out of the room.

Both of you were silent, none of you muttered any other words, you just started at him expectantly and he stared back at you emotionless. You thought that maybe it was too much for him and opened your mouth to decline your previous offer but the thought disappeared when his lips curved into a wide smile.  

“I’ll wait until you fall asleep, okay?” He answered making his way towards you and plopping against the bed, he raised an eyebrow at you while tapping the side next to him.  

Without hesitation you lied down next to him closing your eyes, but opened the once again letting out a squeal when he suddenly snaked his arms around your waist embracing you in a tight hug.  

“Don’t worry I won’t do anything you don’t like, it’s just a cuddle” He said so closely you felt his breathing behind your neck, you nodded and thanked internally that he couldn’t watch your heated face.  

You tried to sleep various times but his presence was just too strong for you to just ignore, yes it did feel amazingly comforting to be embraced by his arms, but how could you even think of sleeping when your heart was daring to skip out from your chest. The butterflies inside your stomach had never been this wild.  

“Thank you, I forgot to thank you for saving me” You blurted out interrupting the peaceful atmosphere that surrounded you.

“It’s alright, I’m actually glad your fine now, I was really scared when I saw you fall inside the water” He answered back at you, his fingers were playing with your hair, caressing your back soothingly when he let a strand fall down. “By the way l can’t believe we kissed” He joked, trying to lighten up the mood.

“Yah, that was CPR, don’t be silly” You said, hitting him playfully with your left hand.  

“You’re right” He said back laughing, you turned around now facing him.

“But what if I do want to kiss you this time?” He abruptly confessed making you widen your eyes in surprise and your heart starting to beat erratically against your chest.  

He didn’t laugh neither did he smile when he said this, his expression was serious and demanding, his eyes went down to your half-closed rosy lips unconsciously biting his bottom lip in desire and up again to your eyes almost as if he was waiting for an answer.  

“Then do it”  

And he kissed you, tentatively at first as if he was waiting for you to back out, but once you gripped the back of his neck pushing you together he knew you were confident about this. He slipped his tongue into your reluctant mouth, moving slowly one another but then his left hand gripped your ass pushing the rest of his body closer to yours, a muffled moan escaped from the back of your throat resonating into the passionate kiss, his other hands trails to your side gripping the old t-shirt between his fingers and pulling it up uncovering your torso.

You suddenly flip him around, now being on top of him “I thought you were submissive” He chuckled huskily, attaching your lips together once again, without breaking the kiss your hand moving down unbuttoning his jeans and opening up his zipper, he let out a loud groan when you slipped your hand inside his boxers and grabbed him moving your hand up and down slowly against his already hard length.  

“I bet you would feel so amazing around me” He muttered against your lips, showering with sloppy wet kisses down your neck his hands gripping you tightly against his lap.  

The sensation was driving you crazy, how his lips sucked slightly at the spot between your collarbone and your shoulder and then sensually blowing against the fresh hickey he had just made. 

Both of you took a time to look at each other, eyes filled with lust and desire towards the other one, breaths unsteady and red colored lips from the furious make out session, everything just screamed sex.  

“Minseok, are you there?” Was heard along with a loud knock on the door handle shaking up and down as Chaeyoung tried to open the door, but luckily it was locked.

“Shit, it’s Chaeyoung” Minseok whispered getting up from the bed, buttoning his jeans and fixing his hair, making himself presentable, while you put on again the t-shirt that was thrown at the floor. He looked at you almost as if he was sorry because of your sister interrupting the heated moment but you just shrugged as if it was nothing and gave him a small smile.

He took your face into his big hands and gave you a long hard kiss “This will continue later” He finished giving you a wink and headed towards the door closing it behind him.  

Maybe he isn’t all goody two shoes as you thought.

anonymous asked:

What do you think about johsnavi?

i dont get it??? like im not a fan of crossovers or crossover ships in general, but like i watch blackish and????? i cant even imagine johan and usnavi getting along let alone being a thing

also usnavi is way too in love with actual perfect human vanessa so

Dating Jeff Atkins Would Include:

I honestly don’t even know what part this is but I like making these🤷🏻‍♀️

•Forehead kisses, lots of them.

•Him always checking you out,
“Why are you so hot, ughhh you make me have hella heart eyes babe!”

•Jeff always hoping and wishing you would be the girl he spends the rest of his life with.

•You being the reason for his smile,
“Why are you just smiling like that?”
“I’m thinking of Y/N”

•Your guys’ napping sessions are amazing because Jeff is just the best person to cuddle with.

• He gets extremely jealous whenever he senses that a guy is being too nice to you,
“Back off she has a boyfriend, which is all she needs.”

•Clay always being the third wheel.

•You getting jealous when girls would check out Jeff,
“Don’t look at my man,” You snapped,
“Damn babe didn’t know you had that much sass.” Jeff laughed.

•His mom loving you and you loving his mom,
“Jeff please don’t ever let this girl go, she’s perfect.”

•Hugs from behind.

•Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of hickies.

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Fun fair with the Family - Batmom x Batfam (REPOST please READ the explanation right under the summary :-( )

Summary : Batmom decides to take her family to the fun fair…She quickly realizes it might not be her best idea ever.

(My masterlist blog here :

Repost because, and this time I really don’t know how, the original post got erased…BUT I had it backed up for once. So here. FUCK. Hum. Sorry. But it had almost 100 notes, and comment people left I didn’t even had time to read because the story simply disappeared…I’m a bit bummed out right now…Is it too much to ask if you could like, reblog and comment again ? I kinda feel bad, it’s not my style to ask those things…I’m so sorry for that, but it’s a bit discouraging, to write something, and to see that apparently it was liked, but to not know who liked it, what were the comments etc etc, especially since this time, I didn’t do anything, the story simply disappeared…Anyway, hope you’ll enjoy, and re-enjoy if you already read it :’-(


Not even an hour in, and you know you made a huge mistake bringing them here. All at the same time. They were going to be the death of you, so much energy…But it was just so rare that you all had some free times at once…You just wanted to spend some time with them.

It all started so well though.


You woke up in the best way possible : with your Bruce’s lips trailing kisses on your neck, shoulders and back, his arms wrapped around you. You shifted around, and before you could say anything, he kissed your temple, the corner of your mouth, slowly putting butterfly kisses on your face, to finally kiss you on the lips.

You melted in the kiss, and squeezed his large frame against you, your arms struggling to wrap around him. Damn that man was big. When he pulls away, you can’t help but grin at him, and he gives you the smile he only reserved to you. A real, pure smile. You nuzzle his neck, and he let out a contended sigh.

-You’re alright ?

-More than alright my love, as always when you’re here.

-My sweet Broosh. You know what I mean.

-I am alright. Not even a single bruise or scratch. The boys are too. Calm night.

-I like those.

-I like you.

-I love you.

-Oh yeah, that too. I love you (Y/N).

-Well, here’s for our morning’s cheesy ritual…We probably should get up.

-I have the entire day off.

-Oh ? Well then, what’s the hurry right ?

He smiles once more at you, and you crash your lips on his, climbing on him to straddle him. One of his hand tangles itself in your (H/L) (H/C) hair, the other goes to your waist and his grip is almost bruising. He cannot stop himself, you always had a strong and immediate effect on him…He rolls on top of you, and you wrap your arms around his neck, your legs around his waist.

-What’s the hurry indeed.

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Take it Out on Me | 3

Summary: Yoongi/Reader/Hoseok. When your boyfriend neglects you one too many times, the only thing left for you to do is run to his best friend for comfort.
Genre: Angst
Words: 2,787
Warnings: Cheating

Disclaimer: The plot idea is not mine and the two first chapters were written by @btsfiles. I am merely continuing it, with her permission.

-Admin Mari

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 (by @btsfiles)

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anonymous asked:

can I please ask you for your top 5 really smutty b!l fics please? that would make my day! and also thank you for being awesome <3

This kills the man tbh. Okay, I’m gonna try.

These are just in alphabetical order, by the way.

Perhaps I shouldn’t include Swim In The Smoke because it takes a while to get to the smut and there’s a bunch of other plot stuff happening too, but it’s still really smutty and it’s amazing, so I felt obligated to include it.

Other fic rec requests that have been fulfilled are here.

anonymous asked:

idk if your requests are open, but can you do "sehun as your boyfriend" for your series? thanks x

Dating Sehun -

I have so much to say about the baba, hold onto your hats. Also, Kai boyfriend request might be out shortly too!

- Honestly, Sehun may be stoic but when he’s with you he’s sooo needy for attention.
- Like, he needs you to take care of him 25/8 (when he’s not on tour ofc.)
- ‘Cuddles with Sehun'™
- But as you cuddle with him, he randomly pull your face close to his and and plant kisses everywhere. And he’s very nonchalant abut this, he’d do this in feint id the other members without hesitation all the while your face flushes beet red.
- Hugs from behind?
- Y E S
- Going for long walks with Vivi.
- Taking care of Vivi in his stead.
- Vivi is literally your child now, congratulations.
- (Sometimes competing with Vivi with your love for Sehun.)
- Going shopping with him to buy shirts that are meant to be for him but are actually for you to steal too.
- “I like the design on that shirt, Sehun.”
- “Eh, not my thing, sweetie.”
- “:(”
- You both have lock screens of each other doing aegyo.
- Bubble tea with Sehun which he obviously does not share with you. You, bubble tea and Vivi are his lifeline.
- Going to as many concerts as your bank account can afford (but sometimes Sehun will pay for you to come backstage if it fits within your own schedule.)
- As for PDA, he is not into it. Strictly handholding. No kisses or hugging or any of that. But when he’s alone and he’s not feeling so fluffy (wink-wonk), I’m talking a lot of teasing, heavy make-outs and breathless, hot whispers (oh gosh, I’m killing myself.)
- Dates often going awry with him but even just being with Sasshole Sehun, laughing, getting lost on the way, drinking far too much bubble tea is all perfect.
- Teasing you bc more than likely, you’re under 184cm (JUST A SUPPOSITION BC THAT MAN IS TALL OK)
- Comforting you with words isn’t his strong point, but he holds one (or two) hands and nods to let you know he’s listening and his eyes soften and his eyebrows crease and just–
- He and Xiumin are kind of being rude by boas wrecking me bc of the comeback

Let’s take it downstairs

- IN ONLy the best way possible.
- He is dominant but that isn’t to say he’s overly rough because it is all for pleasure. His thrusts may be hard and deep but in a way, not rough, you feel?
- (I hope you do good god)
- In the heat of the moment when you are both nearing your climaxes, he’s kissing your face and your chest desperately and quickly.
- Not too vocal in terms of moans but will moan if you do. When he’s going to cum, he breathes quicker until he’s almost gasping.
- L O V E S  to release inside you when he can.
- You not being able to walk in the morning is such a boost for his ego oh my god.
- “Was last night that good?”
- But waking up with his arms snaked around you, face buried into your hair and nuzzling you. You turning around to kiss his chest and noting the faint scrape marks on his shoulders
- (Okay I am slowly killing myself with EXO rip.)

Perfect For Each Other- Lin Manuel Miranda x Reader

tagged: @perniciousandpainful @iinfinityonhighh @bluu-lane @fightmeatweedhawken @sweaterkitty-fluff @goldensabriel @imdedicatingeverydaytoyou

request from anon: #5 for a Lin x reader

#5:“ Are you hitting on her for me?”

“Lin, c'mon you’ve performed in front of thousands of people and you’ve never been this nervous.” I overheard Chris say and I looked at Lin in curiosity.

“Yes well in case you haven’t noticed, I care more about what they think then what thousands of people think.” Lin pointed out and I smiled a bit. Lin having a crush was officially the cutest thing ever.

“Well Lin, if you act as cute as you are acting right now, I’m sure they’ll love you.” I told him and Chris tried to stop himself from laughing at Lin’s embarrassed expression.

“You’re cuter.” He said, looking over to Chris to see if he said the right thing. Chris was laughing extremly hard and didn’t notice. I blinked.

“I’m sorry, no one is cuter than Lin Manuel Miranda.”

“I don’t know what you guys are talking about but I agree with Y/N.” Oak said as he walked up to my side and I laughed.

“You just agreed that Lin is the cutest human being on this earth.”

“Well I mean it’s true but sorry for hitting on your man.” He said before walking away. Chris started crying and he sat down on the stage trying to catch his breath.

“Oak sees it too, Lin.” He said and I frowned.

“Sees what?”

“That we are perfect for each other.” Lin said casually before realizing what he just said and he looked up at me. “I mean I’m not say that we are- we aren’t but-”

“I get it.” I told him in a more harsh tone in which I intended. He looked upset and he nodded, shoving his hands in his pockets.

“We should probably get back to practicing anyway.” He said slowly and he walked away.

“Damn that was a bit harsh, don’t you think so?” Chris asked me and I looked away from Lin’s retreating figure and towards Chris.
“It wasn’t supposed to come out that way.”

“I’m not the one you need to tell that to.” He pointed out and I sighed.

“You’re right. Thanks Chris.”

“It’s no problem, just go and make Lin happy and adorable again.” He smiled and I returned it before running to catch up with Lin, who was probably relaxing in his dressing room. I knocked on the door and waited there for several minutes before he answered, in the green suit he wore for most of act two.


“I’m sorry about my tone earlier- I came out wrong.” I told him and he smiled sheepishly.

“It’s alright- it was stupid of me to get upset over it.”

“Please Lin I don’t think it’s even possible for you to be stupid.”

“Oh trust me, you bring out the best in me so you haven’t seen nothing yet.”

“Is that a promise?”

“If you want it to be.”

“I should get to the stage, I am on for ‘What’d I Miss’ and we have one minute before we’re starting again.” I told him and he nodded and we walked side by side to the stage.

After we finished practicing 'What’d I Miss’, we continued with other songs in act two. And after practicing on several other songs, the intro for 'Burn’ started and since there were no ensemble members in this song, I sat with Chris and we watched Phillipa sing. After 'Burn’, dinner arrived at the theater and we all ate together, bringing out the picnic table used in 'My Shot’ and the chairs used in the cabniet battles.

“Oh yeah, that wink in 'What’d I Miss’ was for Y/N.” Daveed said and I looked at him, confused.

“Oh, you winked at me?” I asked him and he nodded.

“Yeah it was from Lin though.” He said and Lin whipped his head towards Daveed.

“Not true!”

“If the shoe fits wear it.” Daveed smirked and Lin groaned.
“Yeah yeah, thanks Thomas Jefferson.”

“It’s no problem Lin- I am only flirting with Y/N for you since you aren’t.” He said and I nearly choked on my food and I started coughing loudly. I eventually stopped and glared at Daveed before taking another bite of my food.

“Wait- you are hitting on her for me?” Lin asked and I started coughing again and I glared at Lin and Daveed.


“Is it that obvious?” Lin groaned.

“That you like her? Yeah.” Daveed said and Lin smiled at me cautiously.

“So I have something to tell you.” He told me and I smiled widely.

“So do I.”

I Want to See the Ocean: Part 1

Prompt request: hi!! i’m not the anon from before but i’d still like to request a peter parker fic if that’s alright. the reader is natasha’s 18 y/o sister and she’s not very humorous after all the assassin training/torture and peter makes her laugh in front of the whole team and everyone’s just silent cause whoa did she just laugh?? and it’s a fluff fest of the reader letting her walls down for once?? thank you sm!!

Characters: Peter Parker, Reader, Natasha Romanoff, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Tony Stark, Wanda Maximoff, Vision

Warnings: some angst

A/N: Thank you so much for the request! This is my first Peter Parker, so feedback is appreciated! Part 2 will be posted tomorrow around the same time. Let me know if you want to be tagged, and as always, thanks for reading!!

One Shot Masterlist

When you and your sister had been taken away from your family before you could even form proper sentences, you had never expected to see freedom again. When your sister had been sent away on missions and had never returned, you never expected her to come barging in with Earth’s Mightiest Heroes to rescue you after all these years.

But that’s exactly what happened. Natasha Romanoff yanked you out of your life with the Red Room and took you to New York. To say you were less than thrilled was an understatement. Sure, the Red Room had some…minor flaws, but it was all you had ever known. And now, she expected you to live in some Tower with a bunch of overzealous superheroes. That went over about as well as a snowflake in hell.

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For Forever - Peter Parker x Reader

Words: 1751
Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader
Warnings: fluffy, falling out of trees
Summary: Inspired by the song For Forever from the musical Dear Evan Hansen, you and Peter take a trip to a hidden gem- an open field filled with trees, that not many people visit. Talking about anything and everything, having a picnic, and climbing a tree makes for two friends having a perfect day.
Authors Note:  I’m obsessed with Dear Evan Hansen…so this had to happen. I also think this song is more lovey than the “love” song between the boy and girl…SO I USED THIS ONE. I love love love this musical so much and ughhhhh it’s just so good. AND I WROTE SOMETHING NOT ANGST FOR ONCE THATS ALSO PRETTY LONG IM EXCITED

Peter / Full Masterlist


You took a bite of your ice cream as you drove both you and Peter down the winding road. “How much further?”

“Not too much further. We should be there soon,” You told your best friend and thought about the picnic basket and necessities in the trunk. Soon enough, you pulled into a dirt parking space and got out of the car to grab the basket and extra things. Not many people visited this hidden gem.

The hidden gem was an open field, which just so happened to be framed with trees. It allowed for the outer parts to have shade, but the center to have open space to allow the sun to come in and watch the clouds pass by, waiting for the sun to go hide away and let the moon and stars come out. Which was perfect for the end-of-May weather, making for a great day.

It was near an apple orchard, which was by an ice cream stop, but not many people actually visited this field. You and Peter grabbed the basket filled with goodies and the blankets in the back of the car. “Race you there!” Peter shouted and took off running.

“Not fair!” You yelled back, grabbing the last of the things and shutting the back of your car, locking it before taking off. “That was so mean, Peter!”

You ran with your hands full to find Peter laying on the ground in the middle of the open field. You laughed a bit and walked up to him, sitting beside the boy with his eyes closed. “Hey!” You yelled, making Peter jump.

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All My Days I’ll Know Your Face

Summary: When a new kid starts at Phil’s school, Phil certainly doesn’t expect him to be everything he ever could have hoped for in a friend and more. Can he convince him to let go of the past and audition for the school musical? And what about those feelings that somehow seem to pop up when he least expects them?

Word Count: 2.3k

Genre: Fluff, High school AU

Extra tags: Getting together, strangers to friends to lovers

Warnings: Bullying, homophobia mention, some swearing

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A/N: Inspired by Dan and Phil’s recent comments, “I really think that 14-year-old Dan and 14-year-old Phil would have gotten along quite well.” “I think they’d have been friends”, as well as my recent Glee rewatch and obsession with theatrekid!Dan. Big thanks to Kirsten (cafephan) for encouraging me to write this, as it probably wouldn’t have happened otherwise. I hope you enjoy!!

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anonymous asked:

ayy by chance do you have any tododeku headcanons :>

- todoroki is the ler mostly, but only because deku loves being the lee so much

- todoroki…. kind of has a laughter kink?? and he discovered this one time before him and deku got together, and uraraka said something in class that made deku laugh and he was giggling so hard that he snorted a bit and his laugh was so cute and infectious and todoroki felt this spark of want kinda zing through his body and thats when he was like oh. i have to make him laugh like that again

- unfortunately todoroki isn’t… the Funniest guy alive lmao so when they get together he has to resort to other means to hear deku’s laugh again

- the first time todoroki tickled deku he almost cried becuz it was so? cute? like, they were sitting on the couch for a date night just watchin a movie, and todoroki’s arm was around deku’s waist, and todoroki experimentally pressed his fingers into deku’s side and deku jerked like he’d been electrocuted and curled up into todoroki’s side and fisted todoroki’s shirt in his hand and he giggled, and todoroki is a WEAK MAN OK. 

- “be careful, i’m ticklish!!!” 

- “oh.. are you?” 

- and then todoroki pulls deku onto his lap and tickles him real gently so he doesn’t wear him out, and deku is just wiggling and laughing and his face is all pink, dusting over his freckles, and it’s perfect

- todoroki is ticklish too!! but… only on his warm side lmao. his cold side isn’t very sensitive in general, but when deku pinches at todoroki’s hip on his warm side, that’s when todoroki will yelp and try and squirm away. he doesn’t MIND being tickled, but he much prefers being the ler. he likes being in control of that 8)

The RFA reacting to the MC being 4'10


- this just makes you 1000x cuter

- because he’s like 5'10 or whatever, you compliment him more


- head pats. VERY OFTEN.

- whenever y'all get into small little fights, he goes all “okay but what are you gonna do tho? you’re literally a garden gnome.”

- but tbh he cherishes you so much more bc of it, your shortness just adds to your charm.

- your struggle to reach the top of the fridge for cookies is hilarious to him

- but he doesn’t really tease you TOO about it bc he keeps reiterating the fact that your height is a perk, not a flaw


- the height gap isn’t OUTRAGEOUSLY big so he doesn’t have much to say about it

- it actually makes him happy bc a lot of women consider him to be too short for a man so you’re perfect for him

- but bc you’re so short, you start to feel like the younger one in the relationship bc most people who see you guys together assume that he’s older

- which isn’t bad, it actually makes yoosung feel good about himself bc people always treat him like a child

- basically he’s just really comfortable having you around bc most people treat him like a kid and being w you feels like he’s w somebody on his level… or below it

- “you’re not short, you’re fun sized!”


- you’re so mature and handle yourself in such a good manner in the chats… that she almost didn’t take you seriously when she had to slightly look down at you the first time you guys meet

- it doesn’t bother her at all though, it just took time to adjust to bc in her head she pictured you as a grown woman but you’re literally bite sized

- when you guys go out on dates, people ask if you’re her little sister

- it’s never really a big deal tho bc it’s literally just height and at the end of the day jaehee fell for you for you

- she lends you her heels so that you can finally be as tall as her

- “seriously, you’re as petite as a child.”


- yo this man TOWERS over you

- the first time you guys met, he deadass could not see you in front of his desk and it took him a few seconds to look down and go “… so you’re her.”

- literally, anything he buys you, 9 times out of 10 you’re gonna have to get it tailored bc everything is too long and sometimes slightly big for you to wear

- when you fall asleep on the couch and he picks you up, he cradles you a little bit before placing you onto the bed

- dance lessons are kinda hella awkward but y'all make it work

- sometimes you get a bit insecure bc the women that throws themselves at him are all tall and sophisticated supermodels, they just seem to suit him more. while you’re so tiny and very awkward when trying to fit into his world

- but then he reassures you, that like everything else about you, Jumin loves your shortness and believes it makes you more perfect, more beautiful, more desirable than any other woman who throws themselves at him

- he noticed the height supplement pills in his cabinet when you moved in, took them, walked up to you and said “you won’t need these any more when you’re with me.”

- it’s NOT FUN when he loses you in a crowd of reporters

- and when he finds you again he practically glares at them and hugs you very tightly, “Next time, hold onto me so I’ll never lose you in a crowd again. You had me so worried. I’m never letting you out of my sight.”

- your height makes it that much easier for him to dominate you

- he’s very careful and delicate when he’s touching you bc you being so small just makes you seem that much more fragile in his eyes

- jokingly considers putting you on a leash to avoid losing you again, but would never actually do that

- whenever someone tries to make a short joke or roast you for your height in the messenger, it’s like the perfect way to summon Jumin bc he comes in all like “Her height is perfect. Haven’t you heard? Good things come in small packages. And you lot would be lucky if she’d be interested in any one of you.”


- short jokes are the fucking HIGHLIGHT of the RFA chats

- he knew what you looked like, but seeing you in person had him SHOOK bc even tho he knew adult human beings could be under 5 feet, it made it even more fascinating to see you in person

- but the truth is he thinks it’s so fucking adorable

- it also makes him want to protect you even more

- when you guys are together he always tosses you around the bed bc you’re just such a petite little thing


- “Can I tell you a secret…? You’re not a normal sized human being, but your height was actually my ideal size for a woman.” Not sure about men tho 👀👀👀

- he’s mad childish about it tho like when y'all are talking he bends his knees and gets down your level to talk to you when y'all are having a small disagreement


- he’s not really surprised at your height bc of how he’s stalked the hell out of you and all but he finds it quite amusing

- but boy is this man the devil incarnate when y'all are roasting each other bc your height is THE FIRST thing that pops up and he does not hold back

- he doesn’t say it out loud but he actually really likes the fact that you’re short as hell, it’s cute

- puts the cookies on the top shelf and hides the ladders bc he’s literally Satan

- but he also really loves you so when he holds you, he’s afraid he could crush you right in his arms

- “I haven’t been 4'10 since my mother died.”

- sometimes you repeat whatever he says about your height in a mocking tone bc CHOI BOYS ARE CHILDISH AS HELL

- but honestly, if anyone else were to tease you for your height he would deck them bc ONLY HE gets to roast your santa’s elf looking ass

V (ho boy here we go)

- cracks a short joke once a blue moon

- otherwise he NEVER makes fun of your height

- he honestly loves that you’re so short bc when he holds your head close to his chest, you can hear his heart beat and he’s all “that’s how I feel with you in my life.”

- always tilting your chin up to look at him like, “come on, let me look at those beautiful eyes. I never get to see them since you look down all the time.”

- you might only be 4'10, but to him, you’re so much bigger than that

- he’s literally so in love w you that the reason why he doesn’t mention your height isn’t bc he doesn’t notice, rather he notices it a lot. but he finds it so beautiful that the sun isn’t just a star– the sun is a 4'10 angel.

- one day he even actually asks you, “How do you do it?” you’re confused, and he says, “How do you find a way to store so much light in that small but perfect body of yours?” you’re blushing like crazy but he’s actually being serious.

- you respond with, “well, the sun shines for a reason. and my light just so happens to shine the brightest when I’m with you.”

- v is so honored by what you said bc no matter how many short jokes you get, you’re seriously the biggest thing in the world to him, to the point where he associates you with light sources like fire, stars, the moons glow– y'all get it

- this boys is literally convinced that you’re a human version of what light looks like

- y'all V thinks the light is 4'10

- V is just so perfect, why did Cheritz do my mans wrong I’m fucking crying give me my V route