you are too damn cute


Local lesbian attempts to find good lighting and angle to show off her, hand-me-down-from-her-6-feet-tall-cousin, pants. Fails.

Il est entré dans mon cœur

Une part de bonheur

An identity reveal for @thepoetoftime ‘s birthday!! :3c 

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Send me a number and a paring, and I’ll write a ficlet!
  1. “Here, let me see.”
  2. “Don’t look down.”
  3. “I’m sorry I yelled at you…”
  4. “Will you just hold still?”
  5. “This isn’t just about you…”
  6. “What’s that behind your back?”
  7. “When you’re happy, I’m happy.”
  8. “I wish this moment could last forever…”
  9. “There’s a leaf in your hair.”
  10. “I think I twisted my ankle…”
  11. "Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?”
  12. "Look into my eyes, what do you see?”
  13. “Of course you’d believe that…”
  14. “Your hands are so much larger than mine.”
  15. “Shhh, they’ll hear us.”
  16. “It doesn’t look like you’ll need stitches…”
  17. “Remember when you used to care?”
  18. "Why didn’t you text me back?”
  19. “Will you just tell me the truth?”
  20. “You’re too damn cute.”
  21. “Why are you laughing?”
  22. “That stuff can’t be good for you!”
  23. “This will only take a second…”
  24. “Don’t look at me like that!”
  25. “This tastes bitter…”
  26. “You think you could do better?”
  27. “Isn’t this a gorgeous view?”
  28. “You’ve been so selfish lately!”
  29. “Anything but that!”
  30. “Why did you think that was a good idea?”
  31. “Stop it, you’re embarrassing me.”
  32. “Your eyes are red… Were you crying?”
  33. “We’re running low on time here.”
  34. “You’ve got something on your cheek.”
  35. “If I could just get you to understand…”
  36. “Don’t move, it’ll be okay.”
  37. “Hey, don’t raise your voice at me!”
  38. “Let’s take a deep breath…”
  39. “Come on, it wasn’t that bad.”
  40. “You call that music?”
  41. “Damn auto-correct…”
  42. “You can’t have it both ways.”
  43. “I’ve made a huge mistake…”
  44. “Don’t worry about it. Everyone screws up.”
  45. “You can’t do that!”
  46. “If you love it so much, then why don’t you marry it?”
  47. “We go on three…”
  48. “I’m not bothering you, am I?”
  49. “I didn’t know you could do that.”
  50. “I forgot you used to like this stuff!”

@belatedbeliever1127 helped me compile this list, since we wanted more fic request options. Feel free reblog and join in!

Y/N = Your Name


Jasper was walking through the forest like a predator looking for his prey, but in a playful way. You and Jasper took the game of hide and seek to a whole other level. You were one of the few beings in existence that could sneak up on him and when the two of you played this game, you took advantage of that.

Jasper had his senses on high alert as he walked through the forest. He even called out, “Y/N! Come out, come out, wherever you are!” You let out a laugh after he said that, you couldn’t help it. It was just too damn cute. As soon as the laugh escaped your lips, you smacked your hand over your mouth but it was too late. Jasper grinned as he heard your laugh and took off in your direction. You and your vampire speed took off as well to find a new hiding place. Jasper would arrive as soon as you disappeared then the game continued.

This game of cat and mouse went on for quite awhile before Jasper stopped and started to consider other possibilities of your location. “Where are you Y/N?” He spoke aloud then out of nowhere you ran towards him and leaped onto his back playfully. Jasper laughed at this change of pace, “I thought I was supposed to be the one finding you.” Jasper said through his laughter. You grinned from ear to ear and said, “Ah I thought I’d make it easier for ya.”. You then kissed his cheek and wrapped your arms around him close as he held you on his back. “Planning on getting off any time soon?” Jasper asked teasingly. “Nope” you replied, “So you better get used to it.”. Jasper then smiled, “Will do.”


Requested by screammynametotheworld  , hope you like it :)

Prompt List

If you want to request a prompt, submit the prompts (1-3) and character. It can be as random as you’d like.

1.    “Here, let me see.”

2.    “Don’t look down.”

3.    “Will you just hold still?”

4.    “This isn’t about you!”

5.    “What’s that behind your back?”

6.    “There’s a leaf in your hair.”

7.    “i think i twisted my ankle.”

8.    “Why are you giving me such a hard time about this?”

9.    “Of course you’d believe that.”

10.  “Shhh! they’ll hear us!”

11.  “It doesn’t look like you’ll need stitches.”

12.  “Remember when you used to care?”

13.  “Why didn’t you text me back?”

14.  “Will you just tell me the truth?”

15.  “You’re too damn cute.”

16.  “Why are you laughing?”

17.  “This will only take a second.”

18.  “You think you could do better?”

19.  “Isn’t this a gorgeous view?”

20.  “You call that music?”

21.  “You can’t have it both ways.”

22.  “We go on three.”

23.  “I’m not bothering you, am I?”

24.  “I didn’t know you could do that!”

25.  “I forgot you used to like this stuff!”

26.  “I just want to help you.”

27.  “Don’t worry about it.”

28.  “Come on, it wasn’t that bad.”

29.  “Don’t move.”

30.  “We’re running low on time here.”

31.  “Anything but that!”

32.  “Or else what?”

33.  “Stay with me.”

34.  “I came to kick ass and chew gum, and I’m all out of gum.”

35.  “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.”

36.  “You’re an idiot.”

37.  “This should be… interesting.”

38.  “Don’t judge me!”

39.  “Have I ever told you I like you?”

40.  “I was bored.”

41.  “When’s the last time you said ‘I love you’?”

42.  “… Ignore that explosion.”

43.  “Agree to disagree.”

44.  “That was awesome! and disgusting!”

45.  “Don’t make me regret saving you.”

46.  “Care to prove me wrong?”

47.  “Are you… are you flirting with me?”

48.  “After we beat up some thugs, how about dinner?”

49.  “You’re a horrible cook.”

50.  No, your other left.”

51.  “Since when did you get ideas?”

52.  “Do you even know what that is?”

53.  “I’m proud of you. I’m proud of us.”

54.  “Don’t lie to me.”

55.  “Can you at least pretend to take this seriously?”

56.  “Don’t laugh. I said don’t laugh!”

57.  “I didn’t know you could do that!”

58.  “I gave you my heart.”

59.  “I trusted you.”

60.  “Don’t tempt me.”

61.  “Am I supposed to be impressed?”

62.  “… Well, this is awkward.”

63.  “I’m going to kiss you now.”

64.  “I need a hug.”

65.  “That’s… not healthy.”

66.  “Are you… in love with me?”

67.  “You put the ass in assassin.”

68.  “I miss you already.”

69.  “How did you get in here?!”

70.  “I think we should have a sleepover.”

71.  “I did not sign up for this!”

72.  “When did you get so badass?”

73.  “I’m having a bad day.”

74.  “Calm down.”

75.  “I’m not crying, my eyes are sweating.”

76.  “Was that… sarcasm?”

77.  “Can I kick your ass now?”

78.  “Why are you still awake? It’s 3 in the morning.”

79.  “There’s no such thing as too much cheese.”

80.  “Shut up before I punch you.”

81.  “That was… nice.”

82.  “Did you get stuck again?”

83.  “Are you always like this?”

84.  “There’s more where that came from.”

85.  “I am not dying today!”

86. “I did a pregnancy test.”

87. “I didn’t ask for any of this!”

88. "I didn’t know you could cook.” “Oh, trust me I can’t.”

89. "I didn’t know you could sing.”

90. "I didn’t know you were so competitive.”

91. "I didn’t realize I needed your permission.”

92. "I didn’t think it was even possible for you to be so intelligent.”

93. "I don’t care what he said, it doesn’t mean jack squat.”

94. "I don’t know what I did to deserve you.”

95. “I don’t know why I’m crying.”

96. “I don’t snore, do I?” “Like a chainsaw.”

97. “I don’t want to have a baby.”

98. “I don’t want to hurt you.”

99. “I don’t want to let you down.”

100. “I got you a present.”

101. “I guess I was wrong about you. you’re not so bad after all.”

102. “I had a nightmare about you and just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

103. “I had to see you again.”

104. “I hate you!” “No you don’t.”

105. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”

106. “I just need you to do this one thing for me.”

107. “I just really need to have you here right now.”

108. “I just want this.”

109. “I just want to be alone right now.”

110. “I just wanted you to know that when I picture myself happy… it’s with you.”

111. “I know, but… I love him. you can’t give up on a person you love.”

112. "I know, but he’s your partner for this.”

113. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it”

114. “I love you.” “I know.”

115. “I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment I first laid eyes on you and – oh, screw it!”

116. “I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

117. “I love you for you, don’t you dare think otherwise!”

118. “I love you more than anything in this world… which is why you have to stay here.”

119. “I love you, you asshole.”

120. “I made a mistake.”

121. “I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”

122. “I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”

123. “I may have… ripped my pants.”

124. “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”

125. “I need you to forgive me.”

126. “I never believed in soulmates until I met you.”

127. “I never learned how to whistle.”

128. “I never meant for anyone to get hurt!”

129. “I saw you staring at each other, i just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”

130. "I see the way you look at me when you think i’m not looking.”

131. “I swear if you weren’t so attractive, I’d have punched you in the face nine times by now.”

132. “I swear it was an accident.”

133. “I swear it was like that when I found it!”

134. “I think I picked up your coffee by mistake.”

135. "I think I’m in love with you and that scares me to death.”

136. “Please forgive me, but I actually thought you cared”

137. “Go to hell”

138. “Fuck You”

139. “Fuck off”

140. “Fuck me”

141. “Fuck”

142. “I’m so happy I could kiss you”

143. “What do you want for dinner?”

144. “Forever?” … “Forever!”

145. “Sorry I’m late”

146. “God, I hate you”

147. “I’m so sorry…”

148. “Is this decaf?”

149. “You’re killing me”

150. “Why me?”

151. “Stop it!”

152. “Don’t you dare!”

153. “I swear I can see the devil in your eyes”

154. “Truth or Dare?”

155. “Do you trust me?” … “Always”

156. “Don’t you trust me?”

157. “What? Didn’t see that coming?”

158. “Where are you?”

159. “Please come home safe…”

160. “I can’t lose you”

161. “Not again…”

162. “I love you”

163. “Talk dirty to me”

164. “Take it out on me…”

165. “What happened?”

166. “Have you been crying?”

167. “I always know”

168. “It’s midnight, what do you want?”

169. “Kiss me”

170. “Call me”

171. “Son of a bitch”

172. “How are you?”

173. “It’s been years, how are you?”

174. “Where have you been?”

175. “She/he will come back”

176. “I swear”

177. “You don’t need to be demanding”

178. “I need a strong drink and some pain killers”

179. “This is the end, isn’t it?”

180. “Go to hell”

181. “Baby..”

182. “I miss you”

183. “See you at home” -

184. “You, me, bed now”

185. “That’s Greek to me”

186. “Care to explain?”

187. “You’re so cute”

188. “You’re adorable”

189. “For the love of god”

190. “We can never catch a break can we?”

191. “Now where’s the fun in that?”

192. “Do me a favor? Stand back.”

193. “Stand down”

194. “Hold me”

195. “I guess that makes us sinners, huh?”

196. “You better hope my mom doesn’t find out”

197. “Where are we?”

198. “Did you even look at a map?”

199. “Cry me a river”

200. “Is that blood?”

As soon as he started, Nino knew that he had, maybe, three minutes before he was ambushed.

Most people would have sped up, but instead he slowed down, took his time, and…

“Hey Nino.” A warm body plastered against his back, toned arms reaching around to grab the spare fork that Nino had started bringing as Adrien helped himself to a bite of his lunch.

Nino probably shouldn’t have adored the little moan that Adrien made, but it was too damn cute.

“Are you sure you don’t mind sharing?” Adrien mumbled with his mouth full before swallowing.

“Naw, dude.  My mom’s even been making extra for me to bring.  She thinks you’re too skinny.  Eat up.” Nino smirked, playfully digging an elbow into Adrien’s side.  “Can’t have my boyfriend going hungry.”

“I swear, your family makes the best food.” Nino knew objectively that it was probably rude for Adrien to be talking with his mouth full, but he just found it adorable.  It was totally unfair how his boyfriend managed to be adorable at everything he did.

“That’s because we actually spice our food, dude.  Now help me finish this before we have to get back to class.”


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Why do I feel like Harley has taken selfies wearing nothing but a bunch of Joker’s gold chains while lying in a pile of money…

@shimmerleaf: hehe, I really liked this so I wanted to put it up here too~! I hope you like it as well! <3

Anyway I’m overall happy with how this turned out so I’ll give the other guys a chance! [[And draw another Shiro, of course! A better one~.]]