you are the wurst

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no.9 - tell me, who could love you more?

It took two sessions with a combined total of over eight hours of tattooing to get my Conchita Wurst portrait complete. Reading her book was the only thing that got me through all of the pain and now I couldn’t be happier with the end result.
The year Conchita won Eurovision is the year drag took over and changed my life. As a symbol of individuality, tolerance and hope, Conchita helped me become a phoenix rising from my old, isolated persona.
I can’t wait to show this to her when I’m in the front row of her Sydney Opera House show tomorrow night. Happy Mardi Gras!

anonymous asked:

2p!Axis (with 2p!Prussia) and how they would spoil their s/o?

2p! Italy: He would spoil you with a surprise bubble bath. Vanilla scented candles set everywhere in the bathroom. He’d chuckle and recommend you to take your clothes off so you could get in the bath tub with him. He wouldn’t mind if you didn’t want to take your clothes off. He’d pull you into the bath tub either way.

2p! Germany: He would TRY to prepare breakfast for you. Only to fail miserably and end up burning the eggs and wurst. You’d still be happy because he at least tried. You both would clean the mess he did and he’d help you prepare a nice breakfast.

2p! Japan: Well, I think that he’d just go classic and buy your favourite type of flowers. Also, he could give you a massage if you were too tired.

2p! Prussia: This dork would think all day and write a little cute poem for you. He’d be too shy to read it out loud but he’d try. He’d stutter a lot while reading it though.

thereichdoktor  asked:

6, 10, 12, 15, 37, 42, 44, 59, 60, 107, and 150?

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

When it comes to making new friends: those who share the love for Third Reich/WW2 stuff, artists, National Socialists, those interested in history and culture in general :)

When it comes to romantic interest/infatuation: I always go for the German blonde and blue :)

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

@dein-lieblings-deutscher-junge

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

  • Mein Land by Rammstein
  • Louise by Eisblume
  • Lui Ou Toi by Alizée
  • Secrets by One Republic
  • Even In Death by Evanescene

15. What good thing happened this summer?

It’s not even summer yet, but I just hope it’s a good one this year

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

I just randomly say “lederhosen” or “donut wurst” once the room becomes silent XD

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

It either means that I have nothing to add to a conversation or that I’m not in the mood to be around anyone at the moment.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Both sound very thrilling, but I’d rather not go to any of those places.

59. First thing you ate this morning?

A little packet of Morochas

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

I’ve won an art contest before :)

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Yes

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line?

”Not these. Let us hope that Rendel remains ever in peace, due…”

About weddings
  • America: Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Chinese throw hamburgers?
  • China: Ayahh!! We better throw money!!
  • France: Honhonhon, if we play this game, so French throw scones at weddings and British throw cheeses!
  • England: YOU TIT! ….I wonder what is worst?
  • Denmark: Haha, my people will throw furnitures and Sweden’s one will throw Legos!
  • Sweden:
  • Finland: Oh then I want to do it with Norway, like that I have... What do I have?
  • Sweden: Me!
  • Finland: Don't say that in front everyone!
  • Norway: I have the presents~
  • Iceland: And with who am I going to do this?
  • Norway: I can, only if you call me, ONIchan~
  • Iceland: forget it!
  • Canada: Then mexicans would be pouring maple syrup and Canadians would be throwing tacos.
  • America: who are you?
  • Canada: Never mind.
  • Japan: Oh no, that mean Japanese will throw wurst and German…
  • Germany: Ninja stars!!
  • Japan: Actually I was thinking at ramen or mackerel.
  • Italy: Vee~ this make no sense, PASTAA!
  • Spain: Romano! What about you throw Paella and I throw tomato!
  • Romano: You bastard! Don’t try to ruin the wedding dresses from my Giorgio Armani!
  • Russia: Speaking of wedding, is someone want to become one with me, da?
  • Belarus: Marry me brother!
  • Russia: NOOO GO HOME!
  • Prussia: KESESESE! I’M AWESOME! Right Austria?
  • Austria: You won't gonna have my approbation for this!
  • Prussia: You just jealous of my awesomeness!
  • Austria: At least I'm married!
  • Hungary: Burn!
  • Switzerland: Who cares?
  • Liechtenstein: Big brother, please!
  • America: People, please this is a serious question!
  • England: Since when?
  • France: Hey remember when we almost get married, honhon~
  • England: I wish I didn't! But you forced me only for the money you wanker!
  • Russia: Eh! And you didn't asked me, kolkolkolkol!
  • Canada: Russia, you are sitting on me ag-
  • America: OH MY GOD! China do they or do they not throw hamburger?!
  • China: WE DO NOT!
the marvelous adventures of germany: bro
  • Germany: bro what are you doing
  • Prussia: making dinner bro
  • Germany: why bro
  • Prussia: cuz you are the beer to my wurst bro
  • Germany: br- FUCKING SHIT PRUSSIA ITS ON FIRE