you are the cutest thing to ever exist

Every Yoongi-stan Ever:
  • Yoongi-stan: Yoongi is the most precious thing in existence! I can't handle him and his soft fluffiness! He is to be protected at all cost!
  • Other Armies: Min Yoongi? Precious? Soft? The man would murder you in cold blood without a blink of an eye or any remorse in his heart.
  • Yoongi-stan: Isn't he just the cutest?!
andrew and the cats

andrew acts like the cats don’t mean anything to him, but i swear to god whenever neil isn’t in the room, he can be found sat on a bean bag with both cats in his lap just talking to them about anything. he only ever does it when he knows neil won’t be home for a while, but one day neil’s practise gets cut short bc coach has a family emergency so he comes home and andrews in the bean bag, a bowl of cereal in one hand and the remote in the other and sir is sat in front of him and he’s literally explaining exy rules to the cat. neil can’t fucking believe his ears, not only is andrew actually acknowledging the cats existence but he’s talking about EXY. so anyway neil comes closer and andrew just looks up and he can’t even hide how pissed he is to have been caught and he just points the spoon in neil’s direction and says “don’t you dare fucking say anything about this to anyone, especially kevin.” and neil would drop into the bean bag beside him like “but this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen” and andrew would push neil and say “don’t ever use that word in association with me again” and neil would nod but then a few seconds later say “you’re cute when you tell me what to do” and andrew would literally turn the volume of the tv up louder but neil doesn’t care

a whisper

kirigakure hotaru x mc (unnamed)

a/n: ok so this little ninja made off with my heart, so when @bakers97 asked for a fic with him i jumped at the chance. he’s like. the cutest thing. i love him. this is prompt 70 from this list - “do you trust me?”

His life has always been painfully quiet. Almost from the moment he learned to speak, his gift manifested—he hears the soul of languages began its life when he did—and he was always told to remain silent around his fellow Iga ninja.

The place he regards as his home is, in a way, a prison. His regular escapes to Kai offer him the opportunity to exist as he never has before, not freely, but close. As close as he imagines he will ever come. When the days spent away from his Haven (and her, especially her) pile up, he feels an inexplicable weight in his chest—the only solution is to run it off by running to Ueda.

In Ueda, they welcome him with open arms, they see past his unfortunate gift and actively refuse to see anything but the good in him. He can see why his brother chose to live there.

And Ueda is where she is, which is the best part of all.

Thoughts of Kai, of her, make his journey go by much quicker—or perhaps they simply quicken his pace, he cannot tell.

He arrives at the castle as the sun is setting, and something is—is off.

Normally, there would be noise coming from the Main Hall, some sort of energy, but he can’t feel anything. The quiet and the stillness both make him feel uneasy, but quick on his feet.

He can sense that his brother is not around. That thought is even more frightening.

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I don’t know WHY THE FUCK no one in the damn fandom gushed over or even MENTIONED this moment from the Legacy game! I didn’t even know of the existence of any Spitfire in the game aside from him comforting her after Tula’s death! But then I found out from Bio that THIS fucking scene exists!

And like, WALLY FUCKING WINKS AT HER LOOK AT HIS STUPID FACE OH MY GOD. This is like the cutest thing I’ve ever seen and no one ever even talked about it!! Shame on you Spitfire fandom for leaving me in the dark over these two precious babies!

HE FUCKING WINKS AT HER! <3 <3

Boyfriend Series - BTS: V

- CUTEST, MOST INNOCENT, CONFUSING MOTHERF*CKER EVER BUT LIKE HE’S SO F*CKING ADORABLE LIKE HOW

- Cuddly to no end just because he likes the feeling of you in his arms

- Kisses your cheek and forehead and the back of your hand the most

- Never let’s you stay upset if he can help it

- Will literally do whatever he can just to get you to smile and/or laugh

- Loves to see you smile more than anything else because he thinks it’s the most adorable thing to ever exist

- Will be serious when the situation requires it

- Talks to you about everything that way you guys never go through the problem of a lack of communication

- Tries his hardest to always make sure you know that he loves and cares because he loves you with all his heart and seeing you hurt would probably break him

- Smiles all the time when looking at you

- Loves resting his head on top of yours

- Tries to cook for you and clean for you whenever he can

- Sings for you

- Gets excited for you when something good happens at work or school

- Will sit and have movie marathons and sing to every song even if he butchers it

- Falls asleep on your shoulder or lap

- Calls you because he likes your voice and just wants to hear you say something like ‘hi’, 'goodnight’ and 'I love you’

Originally posted by mvssmedia

- Admin Sunshine

anonymous asked:

favorite rilaya fics?? i need stuff to read!!

you have come to the right place my friend

crawl home to her by BerryliciousCheerio

vampire au, has killed me and brought me back a couple hundre times

tell my love to wreck it all by BerryliciousCheerio

WEREWOLF AU, MY LOVE, I MADE AN EDIT FOR IT THAT’S HOW MUCH I LOVE IT

more than just a dream by BerryliciousCheerio

i sort of requested this so i’m obligated to rec it but it’s really good it’s a robin hood au and????? perfection, the cutest thing ever

tips and tricks by emilyrambles

this is the cutest thing ever it’s just ,,,, girls in love

ms believer by khalasaar

listen to me, this the saddest rilaya series in existence, i don’t even care if you don’t cry when reading things you will cry with this it’s fuckingoiengeoigneoige, read the trigger warnings

diamonds are a girl’s best friend by khalasaar

i proofread this it’s super cute i’m in love with it

in two days by khalasaar

i keep reccing her stuff but d00d it’s amazing this is another series that i’ve fallen in love with

valentine: to you, from the square root of negative one by khalasaar

this is the smartest plot i’ve ever read, like hands-down the most thought out developed plot i have seen in my entire life, if you’re a math person you’d know what this is

love song to a generation by kwritten

this is by far and away my favorite futurefic, the dynamic between them is perfectly written and it’s just so nice and warm and maya is my daughter 

BTS When Their Girlfriend is The Younger Sister of Big Bang

I’m thinking of starting to do bts fake texts so what do you guys think?

Namjoon: 

*Namjoon would definitely be surprised when he sees you walking towards him with your older brother T.O.P before he’s about to go on stage for his performance. He’ll be even more surprised when T.O.P hands him flowers and asks him to take care of his sister. He’ll regain his composure quick and probably make some small talk before leaving.*

Originally posted by rapnamu

Jin:

*Jin would be very excited to find that you are actually the younger sister of Seungri! He would be very speechless in seeing you walk towards him with the said member and he would probably be the first to greet and tell the member that he doesn’t need to worry since he cares very much for you.* 

Originally posted by jjilljj

Suga: 

*Suga would most likely be chill on the outside when seeing you with your older brother Taeyang but would probably be freaking out on the inside. He also might be mentally worried that Taeyang might’ve seen him pretending to cover his solo song. He would greet him and have a little bit of an awkward conversation.*

Originally posted by jeonbase

Hoseok: 

*Hoseok would definitely be excited to have you tell him that you are the younger sister of Daesung. He would probably ask you questions about what the members are like and ask if they have ever talked about BTS. Hoseok would just be adorably excited.*

Originally posted by kookiyoon

Jimin:

*Jimin would probably die a little on the inside when he sees you with Taeyang, his ultimate idol. He would probably greet Taeyang (A LOT) and then ask him about his life and probably try sneak in a little hug. He might even try to ask Taeyang for a collab!*

Originally posted by nnochu

Taehyung: 

*Taehyung meeting T.O.P would probably be one of the cutest thing ever. He would greet him with the deepest bow and give him his biggest smile ever. Taehyung would probably tell T.O.P how much he admires him and how he basically knows all of their songs by heart.* 

Originally posted by taehyunglq

Jungkook:

*Now this boy would just fall in love with you even more if he found out that you were G-Dragon’s little sister. When Jungkook meets him in person though, it’ll be like you don’t exist at the moment because he’ll be too busy talking to your older brother about various things. it would just be a cute fanboy meeting him most favorite idol.* 

Originally posted by pjkook

Secret Idol Relationship With Zuho

- is literally the fluffiest and cutest most caring boyfriend ever when he is with you- backhugging you while you guys walk to a hidden café and would feed you every single bite of your food and get matching couple things but when you both are on stage, it’s like he doesn’t even know you. Doesn’t even talk about you to the sf9 members or even mention he’s a fan or that he’s aware of your existence but that’s how you guys never ever get caught.
But he would do very cute and small actions like when both of your groups are at the same music show prerecording for simply kpop and you had to line up next to him- it would just pure silence until you felt his finger brush against yours and he then proceeded to hook his pinkie finger with yours for a few seconds before letting go slowly, making you smile. You didn’t want to turn your head to look at him so you both are just staring straight ahead but would continue to play with each other’s fingers for the rest of the time.

-You two were always luckily on the same shows like weekly idol where your group would be with his and some of the sf9 members would have to to win your heart as a game so you can pick who to pair up with and zuho would just try his best as possible to not get partnered with any of your members, never lining up behind them to be a contestant. And he thought it was easy peasy until when it was your turn, all of the sf9 members lined up behind you and he’s just like wtf I should have told the members im dating her dammit everyone get out my way.  But he’s also super confident your going to pick him anyways because ‘duh pick me im your boyfriend’ but however for ratings, the mc’s and everyone started to ship rowoon with you because you two look the best couple and zuhos just super salty and you could tell so you politely turn down roowoon and admit that you were a big fan of zuho causing everyone to freak out and zuho couldn’t help but smile and break into an awkward shy laughter. Then everyone would push him next to you and the mc would ask 'zuho what do you think of her?’ and he’d avoid eye contact and just stare at the ground but would softly say with a small smile 'she’s my favourite idol’ Goes back to the dorm and he would decide to tell all the members about his relationship with you because after this day he doesn’t trust any member anymore lol.

-Whenever he misses you, he would just be super quiet that day and text you stuff like 'I miss you TT…when will I see you again, why is the day so long?“ And would take pics and send to you of everything he was doing, what he was eating, where he was going and take a shiton of selfies but they’re all pouting. When you do get to see each other it’s you always sneaking into the practice room late at night when he’s the only one staying behind on purpose and you’d always bring pizza or chicken with you and that would be the best date you both could even ask for and the members are always wondering why zuho spends his nights in the practice room instead of sleeping at the dorm.

-on his birthday you bought him a simple silver bracelet and he legit never took it off since. On interviews and radio shows when they ask him about it, he would say it’s his lucky charm and that without it he wouldn’t feel confident and Inseongs like 'that’s so true. One day he left it in the bathroom and freaked out, barging into both dorms and going through everything and making a mess everywhere.’ And the members would all agree because legit if anyone tried to wear the bracelet zuho wouldn’t forgive them for a long time. He would even let the stylist take off the bracelet during performances, that’s how much this bracelet meant to him.

-You guys end up dating for 5 years until one day, someone finally looked through all the cctv’s of the practice room, catching you guys eating pizza. 

Originally posted by dinojaeee

anonymous asked:

When s/o wears something that belongs to the 2ps

Ah, this was kind of vague, and I almost deleted this ask because of my anti vagueness rule

However, I kinda liked thinking about this one, so here you go

I typed out what his s/o wears and how he reacts to it

2P Italy: *half of his entire closet is just plain white button-up shirts, so his s/o decides to borrow one….he doesn’t really notice until he goes to kiss them, smells his own cologne on the shirt, and starts laughing and saying they’re adorable*

2P Germany: *his s/o steals one of his T-shirts with shitty jokes on the front (this one in particular says “I put the fun in dysfunctional”)* awWWWW BABE YOU LOOK SO CUUUUUTE COME HERE LET ME LOVE YOU *glomps them and doesn’t let go for like a year*

2P Japan: *they’re wearing his black hoodie that has a picture of three fried eggs on the front (…..three fried eggs. yeah.)* _____-chan, have you seen my phone—- uh, is that my jacket? Pft. How immature. You could have at least asked. *as soon as they’re out of sight, he starts squealing and flapping his arms around in a major fangirl attack because holy shit they looked adorable*

2P Romano: *they take an orange shirt with gold sequins on the hems* uh. babe. That’s cute and everything, but that’s really Not Your Color. Come here, let’s find something that will look better with your skintone…. *he drags them into his closet and forces them to try on dozens of different shirts until he finds “the right one”*

2P Prussia: *they put on one of his many plain, neutral-colored T-shirts* i-i-is that m-my shirt? You look…really cute……c-c-can I t-take a picture of you? pLEASE? *it’s the cutest thing he’s ever witnessed*

2P France: *they borrow a blue plaid button-up shirt and he doesn’t really notice until they sit kind of near him…..then he starts sniffing around* hey, what the fuck is that smell? ….I think it’s coming from your shirt…. wait…..is that mine…..? Um, I gotta go— *he runs off to take a shower and do some laundry*

2P America: *his s/o takes a plain white v-neck* awwwwwww dollface you look adorable—– *he goes to just give them a quick peck on the lips but then “accidentally” ends up making out with them for like an hour*

2P Canada: *basically every shirt he owns is a red plaid button-up shirt, so his s/o takes one of those* …..is that my shirt? heh. You’re weird. *quickly gives them a kiss on the cheek, then tries goes back to what he was doing, but he keeps glancing over to his s/o*

2P England: *they wear one of his clip-on bowties* POPPET OH GOSH DIDDLY DARN AREN’T YOU JUST THE CUTEST THING THAT EVER EXISTED OH GOODNESS COME HERE LET ME KISS YOU PLEASE *gives them a gentle kiss on the cheek, then continues to gush about how cute they look*

2P China: *they steal his black hat* awwww kittennnnnnnn come here let me HoLd yOu awh you look so adorable hahahha okaypleasemarryme *hugs them and kisses their neck*

2P Russia: *his s/o puts on his red scarf. he thinks it’s immature but adorable, but instead of Showing Affection, he just awkwardly points out random facts* …..That’s my scarf. You have my scarf. You’re wearing my scarf. My scarf is red. And you’re wearing it.

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top 50 otps of all time ☆ #38. Andie McPhee & Pacey Witter

“I’m afraid because you’re the single most important being to ever grace my existence. Andie, I am falling hopelessly in love with you.”

POPULAR TEXT POSTS + ASK MEME  ( PART 4 )

❛ you inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart ❜
❛ i hope no one lowkey hates me. highkey hate me. hate me with every fiber of your being. go big or go home ❜
❛ my style isn’t even my style, i can’t afford my actual style ❜
❛ i feel like everyone has a teacher from high school that they’d 100% fight ❜
❛ i don’t mean to interrupt people i just randomly remember things and get really excited, i’m sorry ❜
❛ sir, you cannot name your son ‘Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3’ we just won’t allow it ❜
❛ if you asked me what my sexuality was, i couldn’t give you a straight answer ❜
❛ i just wanna wear lingerie, smell like lavender, and have soft skin ❜
❛ yabba dabba done with your shit ❜
❛ 5 years ago i was a fucking mess and now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with a cooler fashion sense ❜
❛ the only reason i’m staying in school is so i can provide for my future ❜
❛ occupation: sleepiest girl on the planet ❜
❛ true friendship is willfully making someone’s emotional devastation over fictional characters worse ❜
❛ (not so) breaking news: i’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it ❜
❛ my new year’s resolution is to stop ❜
❛ people keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like i’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao listen, death is coming. death is coming. pass me a hot dog ❜
❛ do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that you’re as weird as them ❜
❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow ❜
❛ is ‘no’ an emotion because i feel it ❜
❛ i wanna be the one girl who looks really cute but also gives off the vibe that she could snap your neck if you disrespect her like is that possible for me ❜
❛ concept: me, having friends and being liked by people ❜
❛ the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them ❜
❛ replace my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less ❜
❛ i need a hug and six months of sleep ❜
❛ good morning i’m obsessed with being loved ❜
❛ don’t come back when you realize that i’m rare ❜
❛ i’m stuck in between ‘i really wanna meet new people’ and ‘why can’t everyone leave me the fuck alone’ ❜
❛ can you believe some people meet each other and just hit it off right off the bat and just… date??? and fall in love? ?? that sounds fake ? ? ? ❜
❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜
❛ people are always like ‘are you a morning person or a night person’ and i’m just like… buddy, i’m barely even a person ❜
❛ you ever talk to a stupid boy to pass time? ❜
❛ don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again ❜
❛ i’ll always have a soft spot for you ❜
❛ i hate being tickled. i do not think it’s cute, i do not think it’s funny. i will kick you in the fucking face ❜
❛ you inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart ❜
❛ there’s no blood in my veins anymore it is coffee and broken dreams ❜
❛ i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me ❜
❛ i’m a hopeless romantic… emphasis on hopeless ❜
❛ i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests… i don’t ❜
❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole ❜
❛ my biggest problem is i don’t like, do shit ❜
❛ how am i supposed to be productive when netflix just automatically plays the next episode for you? ❜
❛ a girls sleepy voice is probably the cutest thing that has ever existed on this earth ❜
❛ at like a really specific time at night i feel like i wanna fall in love or some shit but then i wake up and i’m ok again ❜
❛ i’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way. i have no preference ❜
❛ i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions ❜
❛ i want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but i’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza ❜
❛ why are there waiting lists for preschools?!?! babies are small!!!! 800 could fit in one room, just stack them ❜
❛ raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time ❜
❛ i hate being the stereotypical emo bitch, but life sux, my dude ❜
❛ i wanna learn how to throw knives so i can throw ‘em like real close and graze somebody to let them know to shut the fuck up ❜
❛ my heart says yes but my mom says no ❜
❛ if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever that’s fine, but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it ❜
❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜
❛ if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more ❜
❛ guess who got shit done today….. not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there ❜
❛ i promise i’m a lot nicer than my ‘walking to class’ face would lead you to believe ❜
❛ why spend money on booze when i can get fucked up by conspiracy theories for free? ❜
❛ binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant ❜
❛ merry crisis, everyone ❜
❛ my whole life is the one episode of friends where ross drinks all those margaritas and keeps telling everyone that he’s fine when he clearly isn’t fine ❜
❛ i’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men ❜
❛ kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too ❜
❛ do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just ‘oh yes i’d kiss you’ ❜
❛ not interested dot com forward slash you ❜
❛ napping together is my kind of date ❜
❛ i’m trying to stop being a hater but it’s just so hard when there are so many things that need my hate ❜
❛ i need to stop imagining things i’d say in interviews if i was ever famous because i am not ❜
❛ guess who got their life together!!!!! …not me, but someone probably has ❜
❛ concept: the worst is over. everything’s gonna be okay now ❜
❛ me, giving your eulogy at your funeral: ‘we are gathered here today to mourn a friend, a relative, a companion and a loved one, and to kinkshame them one last time’ ❜
❛ one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry ❜
❛ i was so ugly in 2008 because i didn’t care about my looks, i cared about the jonas brothers ❜
❛ i’m the whole package: bitter AND petty ❜
❛ my life is that awkward walk/jog you do in front of a car when you’re crossing the street ❜
❛ i use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon and i was raised better than that ❜
❛ my aesthetic is looking really tired even when i’ve had enough sleep and having a lot of bad habits and responding poorly to criticism ❜
❛ yes you’re allowed to have other friends, you just have to love me more ❜
❛ i just want to be somewhere warm and making questionable decisions ❜
❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if you want to have a drink or get married ❜
❛ screenshots don’t scare me, i know what the fuck i said ❜
❛ ‘you’re kind of annoying’ kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted ‘kind of’ about it ❜
❛ *jumps over hole in sidewalk* yeah you could say i’m pretty fucking athletic ❜
❛ i don’t ‘dress to impress’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves ❜
❛ sorry, i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue ❜
❛ valentine’s day is coming up, i don’t know what to buy myself ❜
❛ you’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time ❜
❛ ‘dude, i’m wasted’ and by wasted, i’m talking about my wasted potential because i’m a lazy piece of shit ❜
❛ i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker ❜
❛ is it too late to try to be myspace famous ❜
❛ ask him if he’s good with his hands, then when he comes over, make him put together ikea furniture ❜
❛ if a woman’s hand is steady enough to put on winged eyeliner then it’s steady enough to stab you in the heart ❜
❛ please don’t get tired of me ❜
❛ finals? fuck a final. gone girl myself. ❜
❛ i really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when i was little ❜
❛ i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire ❜
❛ why must the cute ones (me) suffer ❜
❛ nasa actually stands for ‘not any straight aliens.’ gayliens are real and out there ❜
❛ not to be bitter or anything but i hope everyone that has ever hurt me is absolutely miserable ❜
❛ my mind says college, but my heart says isolated sheep herder in iceland ❜
❛ i am an adult oh god make it stop ❜

( you can find the other three parts here: 1, 2, 3 )

Minhyuk sitting between Jooheons legs is actually the cutest thing ever and will forever be one of my many aesthetics

Dont mind me just ur casual Minheon shipper reminding you this ship exists and has been sailing since No.Mercy ;)))

anonymous asked:

Do you have any nsfw Fenrys headcanons? Or just Fenrys headcanons in general?

Just because I said I wouldn’t do Sin Night tonight but then of course ended back up on tumblr after writing only 3 pages of my paper… I’ll give you some Fenrys.

-only Fenrys’s closest loved ones are allowed to call him ‘Fen’ but if you ARE close enough to call him this, he WANTS you to
-he and Connall BICKER ALL THE TIME ABOUT POINTLESS SHIT IT NEVER ENDS
-He gives everyone in Aelin’s court shit, but none more so than Gavriel
-thanks to @underthe-mountain we have determined that Fenrys heard Gavriel’s lover (cough, Renee) call him Daddy one day and FENRYS NEVER LETS HIM LIVE IT DOWN EVER HE CALLS HIM DADDY TO PISS HIM OFF 24/7
-Fenrys is THE least awkward person in bed
-HAND HOLDER 100%
-also that boyfriend who loves to hold you from behind and rest his chin on your shoulder he’s the cutest thing to exist omg
-pouts when Aelin doesn’t take him on missions
-he might be a wolf but Fenrys is a cat person fight me

YouTube

Jordan Fisher x Reader
Words: 915

I FINALLY REWROTE IT! SO I CAN FINALLY POST IT! and this is just part one my friends, there’s so much more to come! 

before i rant, i’d like to thank my friend Dani for suggesting this. I can’t remember your tumblr @ but you know who you are.

but continuing, i thought i’d let you know, i’m going to be a little bit busy over this coming month (school, music, etc) but i am going to try my hardest to write as much as possible! i might have to go back to waking up at 5 and writing in the mornings.

anyway, this is part one of YouTube Enjoy!

Masterlist

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“You know, you’ve never asked to be in one of my videos.”

You looked up from your phone, raising your eyebrow. “And this is important because?”

Jordan shrugged, sitting down next to you on the couch. “Well, all of my friends have begged to collab with me because apparently it’s good publicity or if we were true friends, we’d be making a video together… but not you. Like, when you’re in my vlogs, my fans get really excited? It’s kinda… weird. They think you’re cute.”

“Everyone thinks I’m cute. But I’m not. I’m really tough. I can beat you in an arm wrestling match,” You stated, smirking and putting your phone down on the coffee table.

“Well honestly, I beg to differ. My fans think you’re the cutest thing. Especially when we take photos with the dog filter on Snapchat. Trust me, they eat it up,” He stated, crossing his arms

You rolled your eyes, picking your phone up again and scrolling through Tumblr. “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“No, it’s true! Trust me for once please. They have so much love for you, it’s insane!” Jordan exclaimed, poking your cheek and flashing his signature grin.

“You know, you can’t just smile and think the world will fall at your feet. I’ve grown resistant. I have a soul.” You put your phone down once again and turned to face Jordan, who was now trying his best at giving you “puppy dog eyes”.

His bottom lip was poking out and he was whining softly, holding his hands like paws. “Please? I’ll pay you in food?” He suggested. You rolled your eyes, slapping his arm gently.

“Stop that. I’m sure that even if you asked, they wouldn’t want me in a video.”

“So what If I do ask? Would you do it then?”

You paused, biting your lip slightly. “If your fans say yes and you buy me food, there may be a possibility of a video. But it would depend what the video is and what kind of royalties I get.”

“Royalties? Wow. You sunk low there,” Jordan huffed, crossing his arms. “That’s one hard deal.”

“You could’ve gotten a real job and we wouldn’t have this problem.”

He faked shock, letting out a loud gasp. “Oh gosh! My heard has been struck by this vile person who does not know how to feel emotions. Wow, it’s as if my world has ended!” He fell into your lap, looking up at you and smirking.

“You should’ve become an actor. You could’ve lazed around the same amount, but got paid even less. Doesn’t that sound nice?” You said sarcastically, poking his nose.

“Well, I was in a drama class a long time ago. And there was this gi-“

“I’ve heard the story before Jordan. If you tell it one more time, we’re going to have a problem,” You interrupted, putting your hand over his mouth. He licked your hand, causing you to squeal and pull it away. “You disgust me.”

“So do you want to hear my video idea or not?” Jordan asked, sitting up and crossing his legs.

“Sure. Fire away.”

“Well, I’ve been looking at all the trends, both old and new, and I’ve decided that some of them need to be brought back,” Jordan started, fiddling with the sleeves of his jumper absent-mindedly.

“You know bringing back YouTube trends never ends well. It could end your career, or my social life. It’s risky as anything and I think you’re a mad man if you decide to go through with it.”

“Well, I already have decided to go through with it if you join me. But you know what? It’s going to be the most popular video my channel has ever produced, because you’re in it!”

You raised your eyebrow. “You really think I’m going to go through with this, don’t you?”

He shrugged. “Well, as my best friend I was hoping you would. But, getting back on topic. The boyfriend does my makeup challenge was the cutest thing ever. And of course, I wouldn’t want to embarrass you, so you could do my makeup instead which would be fun! Imagine how glam it would be!”

“Woah woah woah! You’re not my boyfriend! Let’s get that straight before we continue,” You said, crossing your arms and glaring.

“Of course I know that! But… we could make it the best friend does my makeup challenge? It’d be the cutest thing to exist! And we could make a vlog where we go shopping together and buy the makeup!” Jordan exclaimed, smiling wide.

You sighed softly, taking a moment to contemplate. You knew Jordan wouldn’t stop bugging you if you were to blow him off, so you took the only answer you could think of that wouldn’t hurt his feelings.

“So when does all of this begin?”

The smile on Jordan’s face grew wider. “Right now!” He exclaimed, jumping up and grabbing his wallet from the kitchen bench. He grabbed your hand, yanking you out of the apartment. Your eyes widened as he dragged you through the streets.

“I didn’t sign up for this!”

“Oh, but you di- damn. I forgot my camera. I’ll be right back.” He dropped your hand, turning around and bolting back down the hall towards his apartment.

You shook your head in disbelief, tapping your fingers against your leg anxiously. All you wanted in life was to make your best friend happy… so saying yes had to be the correct decision, right?

The 2P’s when sick

2P! Italy: “if you even dare to fucking look at me i swear- //snEEZES.”-
- hes probably the cutest thing ever when sick but you won’t even get a chance to look at him lmao
- refuses to leave his room
- doesn’t exist for the entire time he’s sick
- and when someone asks him what the actual hell happened he’ll brush it off
- “luciano, you hibernated for days, wtf happened to you?” “what in the actual hell are you even talking about?”

2P! Germany: “yo dude, sorry can’t go today. i’m sick af”
- will use his sickness as an excuse for e v e r y t h i n g
- even if it’s just a little cold lmao
- will literally just lay on his bed all day

2P! Japan: “A mere fever won’t be able to get through me.” *falls over*
- tell him to take a break pls
- kuro listen to angelica and eliza
- but if manage to convince him to chill, he’ll spend the day with you in bed.
- not in that way, you sick fucks
- could be tho *wink wonk*
- cuddles and anime the whole day

2P! Romano: “no no noO NO NO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING I AM NOT SICK. FRATELLO, CALL THE HOSPITAL—”
- overreacts 24/7
- thinks he’s gonna die at any moment
- “flavio tAKE OFF YOUR SCARF ITS MAKING YOU FEEL WORSE” “IF I’M GONNA DIE, AT LEAST I’M GONNA DIE WITH BEAUTY.”

2P! Prussia: “Y-you don’t really have to do all of this… I can take care of myself *cough*″
- precious li’l bean
- will refuse if you take care of him
- adorable sneezes 
- it’s really noticeable when he’s sick people could tell right off the bat
- would deny it non-stop

2P! Austria: “Darling, care to pass me the box of tissues? Your Dark Lord can’t reach it from here~.”
- will boss you around definitely probably
- rewards you with a nice kiss on the forehead tho (not lips, bae doesn’t want you to get sick as well
- lowkey jerk lmao
- wants to be spoiled

2P! America: “Hey, doll, come over here so i can infect ya lmao.”
- doesn’t really get sick easily bc he’s a healthyli’l vegan shit
- will try to get as close to you as possible (i.e sqUEEZING hugging, kissing , or just being a huge dick lmao) bc fuckin jerk wants you to get sick as well bc he lowkey wants to take care of you since he thinks its cute
- he gets better pretty quickly tho, you won’t even notice he’s sick

2P! England: “How troublesome… *kiTTEN SNEEZE* Hmph! Poppet, I recommend you to not get near me. I’d rather not have you sick, love.”
- stays away from physical contact
- it’s torture for him
- v tiny v cute kitten sneezes awh
- will try to work but usually fails
- “Uwaaah. How am I supposed to tend my garden?? QAQ”

2P! Canada: “I’m fine. I’m not sick at all.”
- dnies denIES DENIES
- YOU NEED TO USE THE FORCE TO STOP HIM FROM KILLING HIMSELF
- he’lL HAVE LIKE A 45 DEGREE FEVER AND IT’S LIKE THE SUN OUTSIDE BUT HE’LL STILL DO SHIT
- save him

2P! France: “Just fucking leave me alone I can take care of myself.”
- pushes you away
- but actually likes it when you stay
- holy fuck rHYME //SHOT
- but he’s salty af so take care of him even if he says no to you (stop me)

2P! Russia: “You really don’t have to so this, you know…”
- weak af
- will fall over when he stands 
- usually has the worst colds lmao (this wasn’t intended i swear)
- baby

2P! China: “Aren’t you gonna give me a kiss to make me feel better, babe?”
- absolute baby
- whiney ass fuck
- “kitten, i’m feeling cold. cUDDLE ME.”

2P! South Korea: “so are we still going to-*agRESSIVE COUGHING*
- rip his lungs
- will use like 389 boxes of tissues
- it’s not even funny
- you two once watched a comedy movie he laughed to hard and started coughing really bad you had to call an ambulance
- he lived don’t worry

ra-veela-claw  asked:

omg so imagine Sirius looking for you to hang out or go somewhere with you and he's so excited but he finds you napping and he gets so overwhelmed by how cute you are and it's just adorable and ugh😭😍❤

OMG YES EXTRA LOVING SIRIUS

  • let’s say you had a big test on friday
  • so you’d been studying all week
  • and he’d barely been able to spend any time with you
  • and then it would be saturday
  • and he’d be so excited bc he missed you
  • he’d have made plans with the boys in the morning
  • so you could sleep in
  • but then it would be afternoon
  • and time for him to meet you in the common room
  • and so he’d rush in
  • only to find you asleep on a couch
  • and he wants to wake you up and tease you about it
  • but then he gets closer 
  • and you’re just so bloody beautiful??????
  • you look so at peace
  • and content
  • you’re just like…. an angel or something
  • bonus: new nickname
  • he wouldn’t have the heart to wake up such a sleeping beauty
  • so he’d just sit down next to you
  • and softly play with your hair for a bit
  • and just watch you
  • bc you’re so pretty
  • how did he get so lucky??????
  • you are actually the cutest thing to exist ever?????
  •  you’d go to shift, and feel him there
  • and you’d wake up a little
  • and apologize like 956849757 times
  • but sirius would just smile and shake his head
  • then he’d suggest you ditch your plans and just go back to his room to cuddle and relax for the day
  • bc you worked hard all week, and going out was a bad idea anyway
  • so you’d get some snack and curl up with him
  • and he’d just be so freaking sweet
  • and gentle
  • and loving
  • gentle caresses
  • soft kisses
  • sleepy kisses
  • so many kisses
  • all the kisses
  • and by the end of the day you would feel so much better
  • so relaxed
  • so content
  • it would be a good day
Xero as boyfriend

-OOTD is a must!!
- you can’t go on dates wearing just jeans & shirt, you need to at least wear something matchy like a hat or accessories or something
- shopping dates!!!
- like the first thing you do when to go to the malls is visit his favorite clothing stores
- and he always force you to try out clothes he picked out for you
- and then throws in compliments like “wow my girlfriend is so beautiful!!!!!” or like “damnnnn girl, i’d tap that” whenever you come out of the fitting room
- and sometimes he’ll try to be cheeky and try to go inside the fitting room w/ you bc he swears you needed help zipping up that dress
- and you’re like NO SHIN JIHO U BETTER NOT STEP ONE FOOT INSIDE THIS FITTING ROOM
- and sometimes u feel intimidated cause seriously, jiho is like a walking model
- and people always turn to look at him whenever you are together
- but when he notices that you feel that way, he will immediately hold ur hand and tell you that you are the most beautiful
- giving him gifts is very easy!!!
- as long as it’s black or something batman he would totally love it!!!
- you are his official photographer;; and Hojoon is actually thankful that you became a couple cause he can finally escape being jiho’s photographer
- like when you are walking at the park and he sees a beautiful mural or graffiti he’ll be like “babe, hold ma phone” and you immediately know what’s he’s up to
- and he proceeds to do this model-like poses & he’s not even embarrassed even when ppl are passing by!!!!
- and on the other hand you feel embarrassed but on the other hand you feel so proud bc!! That’s your bf right there looking super handsome and all~
- and people might tease him for being an idiot/stupid
- but he’s your lovely idiot!!!! And you cherish him so much bc he is just.. the cutest thing to ever exist~
- LIKE HE’S SO CLUELESS TO EVEN THE SIMPLEST THINGS!!
- like what do you mean “hajimemasicha” is not an actual japanese word????
- and tbh, he is the most amazing dancer!!!!
- you’ve watched him practice his dance moves for like 19378191 times already but you’re still in awe whenever you see him dance
- like the way his body moves perfectly w/ the rhythm & his face looks so serious when he’s focused and he’s like super handsome af!!!
- and the way his hips thrusts when he’s doing some sexy dance like bOIIIIIII i am snatched
- and Shin Jiho = flirty!!!!
- like he loves texting you pick-up lines, and complimenting you randomly like “don’t you know you have the most beautiful smile??” or like “I need CPR, cause you take my breath away~!!”
- and having him as a boyfriend automatically makes you Wizard Line’s 5th member
- like you always hang out w/them and you also start getting their inside jokes
- and you bicker with BJoo and Hansol whenever they tease Jiho
- dating Shin Jiho may not be easy bc sometimes he can be extra but you never regret going out w/ him
- bc he is really more than his handsome face!!!
- he can RAP (yas you read that right!!!) and he is actually very funny and have I already mention he can twerk??
- and having a boyfriend who can twerk better than you is actually the only thing you can ever ask for

anonymous asked:

ALRIGHT!! SO, WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!! How about some Blueberry cuddling hcs with a chubby s/o who's somewhat insecure about their weight?? ((and no I'm totally not putting my own issues into this what do you m e a n--)) Thank you :3 ☆☆@letshaveskeletonsoffun

(I think this is awesome and chubby girls are beautiful <3)

  • You have to pry him off of you sometimes
  • He really loves how warm you are and you’re honestly just so perfect to cuddle. A+ cuddle material. 
  • He wants to be big spoon and insists upon it. But usually he just ends up snuggling into your chest and wrapping his arms around you.
  • If your insecurities ever start to surface he is PREPARED! 

“Sans where did you get that from?” He’s holding a long check-list all of a sudden that he seemed to have pulled from thin air. 

“I ALWAYS KEEP IT HANDY! IT IS A LIST OF ALL THE WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING THINGS ABOUT YOU THAT I HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE TO LOOK AT AND/OR EXPERIENCE THUS FAR.” 

“What–” 

“FOR EXAMPLE; YOUR EYES ARE LIKE TWO POOLS, SO DEEP THAT IF I STARE TOO LONG I MIGHT FALL IN AND DROWN IN MY LOVE FOR YOU.” 

“Sans…” 

“AND YOUR LAUGH IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN THE ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF MONSTER AND HUMAN KIND. EVEN WHEN YOU ARE LAUGHING AT PAPYRUS’ AWFUL JOKES THAT ARE IN NO WAY SUPERIOR TO MINE. I KNOW YOU DO IT TO SPARE HIS FEELINGS”

 “Oh my god…Sans!!” You try to grab the list from him but he just laughs and hold it out of reach. You’re smiling. 

“AND YOUR THIGHS ARE–” You grabbed his face before he could finish that one and planted a big ol’ smackeroon right on his smug little grinning mouth. He laughed into it and wrapped his arms around you in a warm embrace. When you finally pulled away he was entirely red from blushing. 

“Do you…really think I’m that beautiful?” 

He rubbed his nose ridge against yours in an eskimo kiss. “YOU ARE PERFECT TO ME.”

  • He holds you tight whenever you cry. Runs his fingers through your hair and comforts you however you need it. He’ll always be there.

@letshaveskeletonsoffun