you are such an idiot ily

anonymous asked:

Oh jeez requests are open!!!! Ily mum u r da best mum!!! Could I request rfa reacting to an mc who's a klutz plz? Like constantly tripping/falling/walking into things/falls off chairs etc etc (lolol TOTALLY not a self insert pshhhfff idk what you're talking about) (u don't have to do this if u don't wanna!!!)

i am the most klutzy idiot so lets dive right in

Yoosung

  • even though you trip over something like 5 times an hour, he still flips his shit every time
  • he’d grab your arm and get super concerned
  • “MC!!! are you okay???”
  • “uh, yea, i’m fine! just gotta brush it off haha”
  • his hands hover over you for a second before going back to walking normally
  • “alright…are you sure?”
  • “yes, yes, im sure-”
  • this is when you trip for a second time curse this uneven sidewalk
  • and Yoosung does the same ridiculously protective thing where he puts his hands out to catch you, even though you know full well how to stop yourself from falling down after years of being clumsy
  • he really wishes he could wrap you up in bubble wrap
  • and Yoosung is pretty clumsy himself
  • sometimes while he’s cooking his spoon will just fall on the ground and he’s just kind of like “well there goes that”
  • you love to cook together but theres also a very high chance that most of the food will end up on the ground
  • my clumsy OTP

Zen

  • your clumsiness is a big source of stress for him
  • every time you  fall off of a chair, or almost fall flat on your face in public he has a tiny heart attack
  • once you two were on a jog in the park and you fell and scabbed your knee and Zen really almost took you to the hospital
  • it takes him awhile to learn that clumsy people are actually tough as shit, yknow from years of being beat up by the ground
  • “Zen, i swear im alright”
  • “are you sure? do you need me to carry you?”
  • “no”
  • sometimes Zen will ask you to help him practice a dance number with him
  • big mistake 
  • you have two left feel and he daces with the grace of a swan
  • its a terrible idea, but Zen loves dancing with you nonetheless
  • he thinks its kind of cute, and since you’re dancing together he can easily grab you if he sees you falling
  • this way u can fall all over the place without it stressing him out too much

Jaehee

  • she essentially becomes the most prepared person on the planet
  • she starts carrying around a full-blown first aid kit in her purse
  • she’s got band aids of all shapes and sizes, medical tape, gauze, alcohol rubs
  • instead of worrying about catching you as youre falling, she just worries about patching you up afterwards
  • at first she tried to stop it while it was happening
  • but Jaehee quickly learned that you’re a lost cause and there is no way humanly possible to stop you from falling over
  • also, Jaehee doesnt let you bring coffee to customers anymore
  • lets just say you’ve broken multiple mugs and pissed of one or two costumers
  • so you make the coffee and she carries it out
  • she knows from experience that usually your klutzy episodes wont end in a serious injury, so she just lets you live your life and keeps band aids on hand

Jumin

  • you’ll never forget the first time you were eating dinner with Jumin and you slipped out of your chair
  • he was at your side so fast, holding your hands
  • you were laughing at yourself, and when you looked up and saw how concerned he looked, you laughed even harder
  • “are you alright? how are you feeling? do i need to call an ambulance?”
  • you were laughing so hard you couldnt even answer him, but for some reason he was still convinced that you were seriously hurt
  • he takes out his phone with one hand while still holding yours with the other, and you started pulling on him to try and stop him
  • “im…fine…”
  • “theres no way you’re fine. it sounded like something broke”
  • everything that comes out of his mouth makes you laugh even harder
  • you wipe some tears away from your face and pull Jumin to the ground
  • “this happens all the time, i promise im alright”
  • ever since then Jumin still whips his phone out until you tell him you’re okay
  • now he’s used to it, but he cant help but ask how youre feeling every time something happens
  • he just has to

707

  • the first time something happened he couldnt stop laughing
  • the second time something happened he couldnt stop laughing
  • it gets him every time
  • “hey, why dont you sit on the floor during lunch today? it will be much safer for you”
  • “woah, watch out for those poles! they move pretty fast”
  • “what happened there? the ground whispered to you and you had to get closer to hear it?!”
  • the one time he trips over something you go HAM on his ass
  • you dont let him live it down for the rest of his life
  • one time he actually wrapped you in bubble wrap
  • like you were sitting at the computer and he sneak attacked you and essentially tied you to the chair with a wide layer of bubble wrap
  • he thought it was a good idea but since you couldnt use your arms he had to wait on you hand and foot
  • it was a terrible day for him but a great day for you
  • “i swear from now of im just gonna let you fall over…”
  • “thats all i ask”

thanks for reading!!!!!!!!! pls show me sum love if u liked it :3

  • Aaron: Don't let Liv skive too much. Don't climb any trees. Try not to kidnap anyone. And don't attempt to break me out. (forehead touch)
  • Robert: I love you.
  • Aaron: I love you. (kiss and hug)
  • Chas: It's time, love.
  • Aaron: Watch, I'll go and get a suspended sentence now and we'll look like a right pair of idiots.
  • Robert: I hope so.
  • Aaron: Bye then, Mr Dingle.
  • Robert: Bye, Mr Sugden.

(whoops i accidentally deleted this ask straight after i posted it so HERE WE GO AGAIN)

do you mean can i relive @pika-ace messing with my emotions for 12 beautiful beautiful chapters just to draw a picture???

YES I CAN

(psst the last chapter made me cry dont tell anyone)

Ways to say I love you (Philkas Edition)
  • Ily: I love you
  • Ilysm: I love you so much
  • Imya: i mean, you're amazing
  • Ifyft: I fixed your flat tire
  • Bykily: because you know I like you
  • Ityhtrtb: I'll teach you how to ride the bike
  • Bilyi: because I like you, idiot
  • Yltpr?: you like taking pictures right?
  • Lpohtwidih: liking Philip out here the way I do, it's hard
  • Twgtya: they were gonna take you away
  • Ybnlt: you better not leave tivoli
  • Dysh?: does your stomach hurt?
  • Ificw: it's fine, I can walk
  • Ilteenty: I lie to everyone else, not to you
  • Idwag: I don’t want a girlfriend
  • Imuap: I made us a playlist
  • Uo?my!: u okay? Miss you!
  • Irh: I'm right here
  • Pwu: please wake up
  • Wp?: where's Philip?
  • Iwatywgwu: I was afraid that you weren't gonna wake up
  • Ihdltbarowy: I've had dreams like that before about riding off with you
  • Arbc: all right, be careful
  • Iwwcjhhf: I wish we could just hang here forever
  • Rlingwy: right, like I'm not going with you
  • Omgyai: oh my god you're an idiot
  • Mbigyl: maybe, but it got you laughing
usha [ jin ]

verb : to enjoy looking at the opposite other ; appreciate their beauty by staring.

knock knock. who’s there? two idiots who are in love with each other.

pairing: kim seokjin x reader
genre: fluff
type: hogwarts au
word count: 2,380 words
warnings: none
author’s note: it’s been over two months since i had last written anything, and last night, i was reminded again of how intrinsically rewarding and absolutely wonderful writing is after talking to @jheartseok, so thank you again, ave ♡ this is based on bits of my own dreams and how i see #seokfie aka @syubits and jin in a hogwarts au ily elfie even though i know you love jimin most but you refuse to admit it still


As one of the Hufflepuff prefects, you are making your rounds around the basement floor in the hallway opposite from your house’s entrance. You had passed the barrel fifteen minutes ago, now strolling down the kitchens corridor. It is quiet, which is the usual noise level down here. Hufflepuff students tend to stick to curfew hours more so than other houses, so you rarely find them sneaking out. Any clamor made by the house elves in the kitchens is sealed away behind the massive painting of the fruit bowl. You have not seen The Gray Lady floating by, so you assume she is haunting a place elsewhere tonight.

 A soft melody stuck in your head, you hum quietly and loosely hold your wand in hand, rhythmically tapping the tip of it against the side of your thigh as you continue your stroll. Suddenly, the edge of a heavy metal painting frame makes its way into your peripheral vision, and you quickly scamper away before you can suffer from a possible concussion, or a future visible bump on the forehead at the very least. 

Your eyes are met with the outer corner portion of an ebony cloak first, then the golden lining stitched inside of it, and finally, the rather handsome side profile of the perpetrator is brought into view. Moments later, you can clearly see the man you caught red handed, who is still hastily attempting to shove something beneath his robe—Merlin’s beard, is that a two layer, frosted, decadent chocolate fudge cake with all the works?

“Seokjin, what the heck?”

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anonymous asked:

hey dani!! i rly need ur advice on boys please help me out!!!! okay so there's this boy i like, we've been talking for like two weeks (that is a short time so i don't think i got to know him that much) and yeah we talked a lot we were interested in each other i gUEsS¿??? but all of a sudden he STOPPED TALKING TO ME and now he talks to another girl from my class AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO like i rly want to get to know him more cuz he was so nice and cute and 😩😩😩😩 HELP ME OUT PLEASE ILY

HAHA this exact thing has happened to me before. the first thing to realize is that it’s NOT ABOUT YOU. idk how old you are but you’re still in school which means you’re young and boys who are under the age of like, 23, are IDIOTS. they don’t know what they want or how to show it, and it’s only because neurologically, the decision making part of their brains isn’t fully developed. girls are like this too, just on a smaller scale cause our brains develop faster. because of this, young people hop around from one cute person to the next super quick, and it’s human nature to want to talk to the most exciting thing in the room. it doesn’t mean you’re ugly or dumb or that he hates you, it just
means that he found something more exciting. in time, she’ll be the girl he stopped talking to bc he found someone more new and exciting. AGAIN, this is NOT ABOUT YOU. so do not feel bad about yourself for one SECOND.
the second thing is that when a boy wants to talk to you or get to know you, he WILL. so let it happen. back off, don’t talk to him, don’t text, snapchat, say hi in the halls, just BACK OFF. don’t be mean of course, act like there is NOTHING wrong because really there shouldn’t be anything wrong. you knew him for 2 weeks so it wasn’t a big deal at all, and he didn’t do anything wrong except be a little boy and this is what little underdeveloped boys do. by little i mean under the age of like, 23 lol.
honestly, pulling back may make him notice you more. boys want what they can’t have, so become unavailable and he just might get interested.
HOWEVER, you may not want him to be interested if it’s only gonna last for 2 weeks again. think about what YOU want, if YOU like him and not just because he’s unavailable.
act accordingly.
some boys that you chase around for years are worth it because you get good experiences in those years, but some boys never notice you or make you feel good and so there’s no use. just think ab it :)

f people who think you waste your time while you’re tumblring
f people who tell you that your dreams won’t come true
f people who always have something negative to say about you
f people who hurt you
f people who made you cry
f people who tell you that fictional characters are boring
f people who think you’re weird because you ship gay ships
f people who say you draw like a child
f people who judge you
f people who think that reading is stupid
f people who are mean
f people who think you will never be able to write a book
f people who talk shit about you
f people who think grades show how smart you are
f people who are racist
f people who tell you that what you feel is not real
f people who are homophobe
f people who make fun of your laughter
f people who say you’re fat or ugly
f people who make fun of you because you wear glasses
f people who make fun of your height/weight
f people who are simply idiots!

ceilililili  asked:

Andy I just wanted to say that you are so ridiculously funny and sweet, you make me grin like an idiot every time I see you around here. I love you lots babe, I hope this message finds you well!! 😎⚡️👌🏻

omfg stopppppp ily 🌸🌸🌸we havent talked in forever man how r u doing i hope things r very wondrous over there

izzybabewoods  asked:

laura life is ruff and ily and if ur up to it could u write me something soft to ease my stress induced migraine

i got you ❤❤😘

lights out | mizzy | 300 words

“What the-” Izzy stumbles, grabbing at the shower wall to steady herself as she’s suddenly plunged into total darkness. “Not funny, Maia.”

When the lights don’t come back on with a giggle from her girlfriend like she expects, Izzy starts to get a little worried. She shuts off the water and fumbles for her towel.

At least she was finished washing her hair, she thinks idly.

“Babe?” She calls out tentatively, stepping out of the shower cautiously, still keeping one hand on the wall as a guide. All she needs is her stele but she’s literally blind and she’s maybe starting to panic a bit. It was by the sink, right?

“It’s the whole street,” a welcome voice drifts towards the bathroom, before a flicker of candlelight illuminates Maia in the doorway. When she sees Izzy - wrapped haphazardly in her towel so that her hair still drips down onto the tile below, groping blindly towards the sink - her lips quirk up slightly.

“Oh honey,” she murmurs softly, coming forward to set the candle she’s lit on the counter. She tucks a bit of Izzy’s hair behind her ear. “Don’t tell me my big scary shadowhunter is afraid of the dark?”

Izzy huffs but still finds herself leaning into the touch. Besides, she can’t deny how much her heart is still racing. When your girlfriend is a werewolf, those sorts of things are hard to hide.

In the candlelight, she can see her stele on the sink where she left it, but the panic to find it is already gone. The candlelight is better than a vision rune anyway.

“What if I was?” She asks Maia, stepping forward into her girlfriend’s space. “Would you protect me?”

Maia’s returning smile is like pure sunlight, banishing the darkness with a single fond grin.