you are such an idiot ily

(whoops i accidentally deleted this ask straight after i posted it so HERE WE GO AGAIN)

do you mean can i relive @pika-ace messing with my emotions for 12 beautiful beautiful chapters just to draw a picture???

YES I CAN

(psst the last chapter made me cry dont tell anyone)

Let's just set something fucking straight here.

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You might think i’m joking, “haha jk y'all i’m only saying this ironically haha ily not.

get your disgusting ASS off of my FUCKING BLOG
get out right fucking now
i don’t care how MANY of you there might be
get out
GET OUT

YOU ARE NOT FUCKING WELCOME HERE.

I wrote this Jimon fic because I heard this song and I could only think of these two idiots so here you go. DEDICATED TO @claryfightwood MY MAIN OG ILY. Moodboard (x)

Falling fast from the heights,
Losing grasp of the time,

Jace didn’t know when it happened. He just knew that one day he realized that he looked at Simon differently than he used to. Lingering glances that were definitely too long to be friendly. He even hugged Simon the other day. This is exactly not what he needed. To fall for a dorky vampire while the world was falling apart around them.

Trying not to say what I want,
Can’t control myself, Cross the line,
Gotta hold me back,

And it’s not exactly like he has many people to talk to about this. There’s Alec but he doesn’t really offer advice and Magnus, but he goes into dad mode anytime Jace tries to bring it up. It’s weird to talk to Clary about it and Luke isn’t exactly an option. Maia doesn’t seem to like him very much. Which leaves Izzy. She was always the smartest so hopefully this would go well.

Crucified if I speak my mind,
I’ll do what I want,

“Jace just tell him how you feel. What’s the worst that could happen?” Izzy was putting away some practice equipment and Jace was leaning against the wall.

“He could laugh in my face and tell our parents and then never talk to me again.”

“Okay wow that does sound bad, but that’s not going to happen.” Jace stood and threw his arms up.

“How do you know!?” Izzy sighed and set down the last staff, glaring at her brother.

“Jace I swear sometimes you’re as thick as syrup. Go tell him you like him.”

Jace grumbled and walked away.

Don’t you tell me you’re not,
Falling in love, Falling in love

It happened on a normal day. Jace had been ignoring Izzy’s advice and bottling up his emotions when the Institute was told that a new envoy from the clave would be arriving. Jace went to go back to training. Unfortunately, with Izzy.

“Hey, have you told Simon about your massive gay crush on him?” Jace faltered for a half a second and made a noise which gave Izzy the chance to get the upper hand she quickly striked the back of his knees. He fell to the floor and groaned. Izzy smiled and held out her hand.

“No. I haven’t.” He grabbed her hand and let her pull him up.

“You know, eventually you’re going to have to face your feelings.”

“Really, that’s a thing people do? Weird.” Izzy stood and put her hand on her hip.

“Jace you are going to have to talk about it at some point. What’s your current plan?”

Jace sighed and looked down running a hand through his hair as he looked up.

“Bottle it up and then die.” Izzy glared.

“Listen don’t ask me for advice if you aren’t going to take it.”

Don’t you tell me you’re lost,
Here in my arms, Here in my arms

Jace hated the envoy. She was a short brunette that he didn’t catch the name of but her and Simon hit it off right away. Practically every time he was looking for the vampire he was talking animatedly with the girl. This was one of those times and around the sixth time it had happened.

Because my heart can’t take it,
I’m insecure baby, I’m insecure,
Fighting for love

“Hey Simon!” Jace smiled tightly and walked over to the two of them, effectively interrupting their conversation. Simon looked at Jace and smiled.

“Hey Jace, what’s up?” Jace casually swung an arm around Simon’s shoulders and smiled.

“What I need an excuse to visit my favourite vamp.” Simon blushed and ducked his head and Jace felt his heart stop. The moment was ruined by a perky brunette with a glamour rune on the front of her throat.

“Hi, I’m-” She stuck out her hand and began to introduce herself but Jace cut her off with a glare.

“Don’t you have somewhere to be.” The girl’s eyes widened and she ducked her head and walked away.

“Okay what the fuck?”

Yeah my heart can’t take it,
I’m insecure baby, I’m insecure,
Fighting for us

Jace stood sputtering in front of Simon who had an eyebrow raised and arms crossed.

“Well?” Simon threw his arms up, expectant.

“I don’t like her.” He wasn’t completely lying, but it wasn’t the whole truth either. Simon looked at him suspiciously.

“What’s her name?”

“It’s, uhm, Val… er…. onica?”

“Valeronica?” Jace rubbed the back of his neck and nodded slowly.

“Jace what’s wrong.”

Reconstruct, Sanctify,
Trust your gut, don’t say goodbye,
I am not someone you give up

“Nothing I promise.”

“And I would believe you, if we weren’t so close.” Simons expression grew worried and Jace’s stomach tied in a knot, knowing he did that. He had two options; number one: confess his feelings right then and there, and number two: push Simon away to save himself from rejection.

I will love you, endlessly,
If you open up and let me,
Show you I am not who I was

“JACE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?” Jace jolted upright and looked around. Izzy was standing in front of him in six inch heels with her arms crossed over her chest.

“How the hell did you get in here?”

“Magnus let me in after I told him I found Simon in the docks crying!” Jaces head snapped up so fast he thought he would get whiplash. Simon was crying?

“Wh-what happened?” She raised her eyebrow and scoffed.

“Oh I don’t know, maybe one of his best friends told him to shut up and stop trying to be his friend. Jace, what the hell!” Jace sighed and put his head in his hands.

“That can’t be because of what I said. Why would it matter he has plenty of friends.” Izzy sighed and let her arms drop.

Don’t you tell me you’re not,
Falling in love, Falling in love

“Jace, Simon cares about you, whether you believe it or not, you need to go and fix this. You gotta tell him.”

“But what if he hates me for it?” Izzy knelt down so she was eye to eye with Jace.

“Jace, you are a Lightwood, and Lightwoods always get the date. It worked for Alec. It worked for me and guess what? It’s gonna work for you. Lightwoods are irresistible.” She smiled and Jace laughed softly.

Don’t you tell me you’re lost,
Here in my arms, Here in my arms

Jace steeled himself before knocking he had to be prepared, nothing could prepare him for what he saw. Simon pulled open the door to his makeshift house with a blanket wrapped around his shoulders. He was wearing rumpled pajamas and there were dark circles under his eyes, as though he had missed a few days of sleep. His cheeks were tear stained and he looked like a mess. Instead of the normal grin Simon reserved for him he received a sniff and a coarse what.

Because my heart can’t take it,
I’m insecure baby, I’m insecure,
Fighting for love

“I wanted to talk to you.” Simon snorted and turned around walking into the room. Jace followed him and stood in front of him while Simon sat.

“I thought you didn’t want to talk to me.”

Yeah my heart can’t take it,
I’m insecure baby, I’m insecure,
Fighting for us

“About that, I didn’t mean that, not really. I have this habit where I push the people I care about away.” Simon looked up at him and looked like he was about to speak but Jace cut him off.

You’re attention is all that I want,
Yeah it’s all that I want,
Yeah it’s all that I need

“Okay so I know you probably don’t feel the same because how could you, but I like you, like really like you. Like more than a friend like you and I tried to just ignore it but you’re so damn cute and then that envoy came and I couldn’t not be jealous and-” Anything else Jace had to say was cut off by soft lips pressing onto his.

Your attention is all that I want,
And I can’t give it up,
No I can’t let you leave

Jace shut his eyes and put one hand on the back of Simon’s neck. Simon let his hands wrap around Jaces waist and Jaces other hand was in Simons hair.

Don’t you tell me you’re not,
Falling in love, Falling in love,
Don’t you tell me you’re lost,
Here in my arms, Here in my arms

They both smiled when they broke apart and when Simon giggled softly Jace felt his heart melt.

“We should do that more often.” Jace laughed softly and nodded.

“Agreed.”

Because my heart can’t take it,
I’m insecure baby, I’m insecure,
Fighting for love

It was about two days later when they told everyone else. First Alec and Magnus, who saw it coming, then Clary and Izzy, Izzy already knew but Clary congratulated them and immediately started to plan a double date.

Yeah my heart can’t take it,
I’m insecure baby, I’m insecure,
Fighting for us,

Jace is happy. He’s genuinely happy. Which hasn’t happened for a while. But with Simon, it’s easy.

Because my heart can’t take it,
I’m insecure baby, I’m insecure,
Fighting for love

Sometimes Jace still looks at Simon like it’s the first time. This is one of those times. Simon looks stunning. He’s wearing a black suit jacket over a dark red vest. Jace swears he feels his heart stop. This occasion would normally be simple if it were two Shadowhunters, but since there’s a Vampire, only one of them is receiving wedding runes. But Simon has a ring that he promised he’d wear. Jace cried out of joy more than once that night. He couldn’t help it. We was married to Simon. Simon! Someone who loved him back. He didn’t care if Maryse didn’t approve. He was happy and that’s what mattered.

Yeah my heart can’t take it,
I’m insecure baby, I’m insecure,
Fighting for us.

Please note i almost completely disregarded vampire biology sorry :)

4

I got tagged by my one and only valentine @kimnamsjoon so of course i had to do it *-* ily ^-^  💖

I’ll be tagging @kthish @kimstaehyungs @mojozozoeffie @glitchyoongi (but you guys don’t have to do it if you don’t want to)  💖 💖 💖

so yeah about my homescreen… how to say… i can never choose which picture of namjoon i like the most so my lame ass decided to put them all together :D

to my favorite fictional characters
  • Me: YOURE SUCH AN IDIOT
  • Me: but youre my idiot and ily
  • Me: STOP MAKING STUPID DECISIONS
  • Me: its ok you can learn from mistakes
  • Me: YOURE EMBARRASSING ME
  • Me: proud parent right here
  • Me: I hate you but I care about you so much. your happiness is my happiness and I wouldnt trade you for the world!!!
Saphael College AU

For my amazing, beautiful and fucking lucky twin savingraphaelsantiago. Happy birthday Nikki!! It’s not the same as David Castro saying happy birthday to you, but I hope you like it anyway. Ily!! <3


When Raphael woke up a week before the presentation dizzy and sick, he knew he wasn’t going to make it in to class. He got out of bed and only just made it to the bathroom before throwing up.

‘Guess you’re going to have to leave the group project to Simon for a while,’ said Magnus from the doorway.

Raphael groaned. ‘He’s an idiot.’

‘Tough,’ Magnus said. ‘If you think I’d let you leave this dorm in this state you’ve got another thing coming.’

‘You’re my roommate, not my mother.’

Magnus shrugged. ‘Needs must.’

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anonymous asked:

right. so. first off. fuCK YOU FOR RECCING THOSE FICS MOTHER! YOU RUINED ME!! THE KID FIC!KAZER WAS SO CUTE, THE BUDDYFUCKING ONE MADE ME MAD BC THEY'RE IDIOTS IN LOVE WHY CAN'T THE SEE THAT ???????? THE POST-RETIREMENT SIDGENO ONE MADE ME HAPPYSAD, SO A BIG FUCK YOU FOR THAT ONE. AND THAT SOULMATES FIC ?????? DO U LIKE K I L L I N G YOUR CHILDREN??? ily rly 😘😘😘

IM GLAD YOU LIKED THEM BUT HOLY SHIT DID YOU READ THEM ALL IN ONE NIGHT

6 movies tag

tagged by @brohorel ily
movies i can watch forever:

my family and other animals
the fall (2006)
the social network
about time
whisper of the heart
3 idiots


I’ve totally forgotten whos already one this so apologies if you have @war-boyfriends @analcoholic-grantaire @ktyna @grangratree @desperadore @sparkly-courf @sassyfeuilly