you are so weird

I’m sorry for liking everyone’s posts so much I just wanna make sure y’all know that your words aren’t going to the void and that someone is reading them

anonymous asked:

so question, how does it feel to be at the front of a new Tumblr trend? Cuz at this rate we're obviously gonna see imlove blogs taking over the site by storm (which btw is GOOD and also I may or may not have ideas of making my own, maybe) - Possiblydave

I WAS LITERALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW WILD IT IS LIKE

I MADE THIS BLOG FOR FUN AND TO INTERACT WITH FRIENDS AND TO SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE DAVE WITHOUT ANNOYING PEOPLE!! I REMEMBER WHEN I GOT HYPED BECAUSE I GOT 20 NOTES AND NOW I HAVE A THOUSAND ON SOME POSTS???? AND 400 FOLLOWERS?? AND THE WHOLE IMLOVE FAMILY GOT STARTED?? ITS ACTUALLY REALLY REALLY MINDBOGGLING TO ME I CANT PROCESS IT AND IM SO HAPPY IT ACTUALLY BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY FOR SO MANY REASONS

I ASKED THE IMLOVE FAMILY ABOUT IT AND @imloveroselalonde SAID “certainly for me it’s a combo of I also love dave and that you are like really open and honest and its really refreshing and theres so much personality behind it, way more than loads of like ask blogs and stuff do idk”

AND IM STILL BAFFLED!! LET ME TELL YOU!!! ITS ACTUALLY INSANE TO ME BECAUSE IM BASICALLY JUST MYSELF RUNNING THIS BLOG WITH AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH DAVE AND YET PEOPLE LIKE IT?? AND ME?? AND THEY FEEL COMFORTABLE AND SAFE??

PEOPLE ARE SCARED TO TALK TO ME AND THATS WILD TOO LIKE NO I AM A BEAN DO NOT FEAR

IDK ITS PRETTY WEIRD AND I STILL CANT WRAP MY HEAD AROUND IT IM JUST A KID WITH LOTS OF ISSUES WHO LIVES IN A SMALL PLACE CALLED ARKANSAS AND COPES BY AVOIDING STUFF AND FOCUSING ON DAVE. ITS WILD

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Humans Are Weird

CONCEPT:
Aliens have a sense of humor, but they don’t understand why humans use humor and/or sarcasm for EVERYTHING.
Signs of friendship, signs of hatred, sadness, happiness, stress, etc.- all humans seem to have a kneejerk reaction to say something terribly inappropriate.
And just imagine aliens getting so offended. Like, when humans gather and talk about past atrocities, chances are at least ONE person will crack a joke. (”Bush did 9/11!”; “The Salem Witch Trials were *hot*.”; etc.) and the aliens just being like ???? how DARE you disrespect those sentient beings’ hardships?????
And the humans going lol chill it was terrible but ultimately stupid.
And the aliens just growing more confused and somewhat offended as they continue to talk to humans.
(ALSO, trying to talk to humans about things that are wrong with them is near impossible- they will crack jokes about their depression, anxiety, PTSD, abusive home life, etc. and you won’t even know it’s an actual problem unless they flat out tell you.)
In addition, an alien race that keeps their sexual lives entirely private/sacred/just don’t talk about sex being BAFFLED by all the sex jokes we tell. And just basically having a conniption as we make innocent things seem so dirty (Alien 1: Wow, that’s big, Person 1: Not as big as this! *thrust* BOOYA! *People going “OHHHH” in the background. Someone screams “Kobe!” and successfully makes a was of paper in the trashbin. The disgusted aliens are, once again, reluctantly impressed*)

Feel free to write a short story-thing to this (please do). I might write something, but sci-fi is NOT my area, and I’m just very overwhelmed. But yeah, humans and aliens and robots, my dude. (ALSO, people with blue eyes are technically mutants. Double also? Humans have a mutant gene where we’re bone with five fingers instead of the six we apparently should have; although the six is almost always not very useful/difficult to maneuver.) 

((I don’t know if this has been done, so if it has please tell me.))

So I’ve seen a lot of those ‘Humans are Space Orcs’ posts and I think those are really cool, but unnoticed they all consist of one thing: humans traveling with the aliens.

So there are a lot of ways you can do that, right? You could go all Star Trek and make it to where the humans and aliens all live together in harmony and travel space together and things like that. But I have a different idea and I think it’s pretty cool.

So humans don’t really know aliens exist. Obviously you have your conspiracy theorists and loons and the occasional 'abducted’ person, but for the most part it’s just generally accepted that aliens are fun and all, but they’re not /real/.

And then there’s this kid. He/she/they don’t really have a happy life, but they can’t really do anything about it. You can make them whatever you want, have any or of disorder or disability or just make them an angsty teen that comes from an unhappy home. They want to leave, but they’re too young, so they have to stay.

Then of course, the aliens come. But instead of crap like Independence Day (I say crap in a loving way, the movie was pretty good and I like it), the aliens just take one look at the kid, pick them up, and leave. That’s it. Nothing else. Just take the kid and go.

Of course the kid is terrified at first, but after like the first day or so they calm down because the aliens are treating them like gosh-darn royalty. They put the kid up in the nicest room on the ship, give them the best food they can muster from their rations, and provide for any kind of entertainment the kid might want. It’s like paradise, and the kid is happier than they’ve been in a while.

So the kid travels with these aliens on all sorts of cool adventures and throughout this period is when we get the 'Humans are Space Orcs’ discoveries. Like the kid will go up to random giant furry beasts and just glomp them and coo at them while the aliens are like “No that’s deadly it will kill you oh my god what is this kid doing?!?!” Or, if the kid has a uterus, come time for their period the aliens freak out because “Oh holy shmarda, the child is bleeding!! Why is the child bleeding?!” Hilarious antics and shenanigans ensue and the child is so happy with their new life that they never want to go back home.

Also included: drama when the aliens return to earth to find a human companion for the child (even though they didn’t ask for one you guys don’t have to do this really it’s fine) and the parents of the kid demand they be returned immediately. The kid doesn’t want to go back of course so the aliens have to fight for custody over the kid in court (I guess idk but something along those lines. Maybe the humans try to kill the aliens because the kid was “abducted” and that causes a lot of angst and problems.).

Idk just something that’s been floating about in my imagination for a while. I think it would be a really cool show though tbh like someone hire me.

Idk why but here’s a thought:

Witch!AU where everyone is, obviously, a witch/warlock/wizard/whatever. Andrew has a familiar–a pretty ginger cat that never leaves his side who Kevin frequently side eyes. Nobody but Kevin knows his name (Andrew only ever calls him “junkie” or “idiot”) and Kevin won’t share, until one day Matt barges into the dorms and finds an auburn-haired man sleeping with his head in Andrew’s lap.