you are so dumb i'm cry

listen. sometimes it’s going to be so hard you’re going to come home, cry, and question your entire being. you’re going to let yourself down. it’s going to feel absolutely crushing.

and then time will move it all under the carpet. you’re going to drink some water, get more sleep. you’ll pet a dog and laugh at a dumb joke your friend tell you. these small moments will be your saviour. catch them in the palm of your hands and hold them like the most precious thing you own.

just give it some time, my love. give it a little bit more time.

  • "You've seem to replace your brain with your heart"
  • "Everyone thinks that we're perfect"
  • "Smile for the picture"
  • "Go back to being plastic"
  • "Kids are still depressed when you dress them up"
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb, does he?"
  • "You call that ass your own, we call that silicone"
  • "All the makeup in the world won't make you less insecure"
  • "It's all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love"
  • "You already bought a ticket and there's no turning back now"
  • "Mr. Houdini, you're a freakshow"
  • "You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down"
  • "Fuck your degree"
  • "You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry"
  • "Why do I always spill?"
  • "God, I wish I never spoke"
  • "I'm sick of all the games I have to play"
  • "I love when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do"
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife!"
  • "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!"
  • "I'll cry until the candles burn down this place"
  • "I'll cry until my pity party's in flames"
  • "He chased me and he wouldn't stop!"
  • "Tag, you're it!"
  • "I'm fucking crazy"
  • "Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you"
  • "A little pit of sugar and lots of poison, too!"
  • "Honey, do you want me now?"
  • "Someone told me 'stay away from things that aren't yours' but was he yours if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "Pacify her! She's getting on my nerves"
  • "You don't love her, stop lying with those words!"
  • "Loving her seems tiring"
  • "Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic"
  • "No one will love you if you're unattractive!"
  • "Is it true that pain is beauty?"
  • "Will a pretty face make it better?"
  • "Do you swear you'll stay forever?"
  • "Baby soft skin turns into leather"
  • "We paint white roses red, each shade from a different person's head"
  • "This dream is a killer!"
  • "I really hate being safe"
  • "The normals, they make me afraid"
  • "The crazies, they make me feel sane"
  • "I'm not! Baby, I'm mad!"
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are!"
  • "Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong"
  • "You like me best when I'm off my rocker"
  • "All the best people are crazy"
  • Papyrus: Sans, can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Sans: What is it, Pap?
  • Papyrus: Well, I sent you a text early in the morning. Because I have to go out of town for one weekend.
  • Sans: Yeah.
  • Papyrus: So I said "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or next?"
  • Sans: Yeah?
  • Papyrus: Your response.
  • Papyrus: At 9:30 in the morning.
  • Papyrus: "motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg JESUS Christ fuck dude mother fucking Facebook movie bullshit JESUS can you fucking believe this shit".
  • Papyrus: No punctuation.
  • Papyrus: Random capitalization.
  • Sans: *laughing hysterically*
  • Papyrus: So I respond "I have no idea what we're talking about right now".
  • Papyrus: 45 minutes pass, I get a text from you.
  • Papyrus: "God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkle boss twins God damn rowing the boat God damn this shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Sans: *now crying from laughing so hard*
  • Papyrus: I respond "Sans, you're scaring me". An hour passes.
  • Papyrus: You respond " motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg"
  • Papyrus: "i'm very tired"
  • Papyrus: I just said "No problem, I'll tell your dumb jokes for you today".
  • Papyrus: IMMEDIATE response, like five seconds later, "no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you must be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched the year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man man he fucked over Spider-Man and crazy winkleboss twins rowing"
  • Papyrus: "Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook"
  • Sans: *rolling on the floor dying of laughter*
  • Papyrus: And then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
  • Papyrus: "MARK ZUCKERBERG"

I went into the Killing Stalking tag and remembered why I hate tumblr so much.

Also the argument that if it wasn’t bl it wouldn’t be popular is so freaking dumb. If it wasn’t bl then no one would care because then they wouldn’t be able to bitch about how problematic it was, losing their shit over it and crying homophobia. The base plot of Killing Stalking isn’t unique to Killing Stalking and acting like it is, is dumb.

—  I look at you and I remember every little detail. The way your smile formed, what made you laugh, your gentle touch, how your lips kissed mine. The way you tied your shoes. One look at you and every memory, every feeling, every thought comes rushing back, attacking me.

Pansy Parkinson & Harry Potter

“I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around. And the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.”


The lovely @sugaxcake tagged me to post some selfies so have some more grunge Suga cosplay pics from the other day! I’ll tag @irriella, @pixieyvi, and @bigasscutie! Thank you!!

anonymous asked:

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.” with any hinata ships?

Oikawa knows that he’s being unreasonable. He knows that he should just stop while he’s ahead, apologize, and move on. But he can’t because he’s so in love with Hinata that he’s being irrational and he hates himself for it. 

“You’re not as comfortable with me as you are with him.” Oikawa continues and he see’s Hinata’s face fall slack in confusion and my god, does he want to stop. But it’s always been about Kageyama (not really, but Oikawa isn’t ready to admit this yet). “You walk on eggshells around me and you’re always trying to make me happy but with Kageyama you’re relaxed. You bicker and you argue and you-”

“Are you saying you want me to fight with you?” Hinata doesn’t understand.

“No-” Oikawa doesn’t know what he wants. “No, that’s not it- I just- why do you treat me so differently?”

“Because you’re a different person?” Hinata’s face is scrunching up and he looks like he’s on the verge of tears and this is the opposite of what Oikawa wanted. “You’re not Kageyama-”

“I’m well aware.” Oikawa mumbles under his breath, self deprecating. 

“What-” Hinata’s voice cracks. “Tooru, what’s going on with you?”

“Do you love him?” Oikawa counters. “Do you love Kageyama? Would you rather be with him-”

No-” Hinata can’t keep up. “Yes. I- I do love Kageyama, but as a friend. And I love you, as more than a friend-”

“You must think I’m terrible.” Oikawa mumbles, rubbing at his eyes. He blames sleep deprivation and stress for his break down but he knows it’s caused by a lot of underlying problems with his self worth and slight inferiority complex. “God you must think-”

“I think that you’re-” Hinata sighs and tries to find words, “…great. Perfect. Nice.” A pause, “Fuck this.” 

He strides over, ignoring Oikawa’s shock at him cursing and he grabs his face. He grabs it and pulls it close enough to touch noses and he forces Oikawa to look at him while he begins his warbled, near tears speech. 

“You’re not Kageyama. And that’s not a bad thing. I don’t want to date Kageyama, he’s my best friend and he’s annoying. But you’re my boyfriend. And I love you and I chose to be with you and I don’t fight with you because that’s not our dynamic. I don’t like fighting with you, I’d probably cry-” Hinata’s already sort of crying because of the kind of fight he’s having with Oikawa right now. “And I go out of my way to make you happy because I like seeing you happy. Not because I’m walking on eggshells.”

“I’m so stupid.” Oikawa’s says after a long moment, wide eyed and breathless. Hinata laughs and kisses his nose. 

“I love you.” Hinata repeats and Oikawa says it back, I love you, urgent, before pressing their lips together and kissing, kissing, kissing. 

anonymous asked:

Hey, princess. I had a shit day. Can you make a cup of tea for me and let's watch one of those shitty Nicholas Sparks movies you like so much? Not because I like them. They're dumb. I'm not crying, you're crying. I don't like them. - duckling anon <3

“There, there…”

Duckling-Anon, you’re back <3 Your shit day has probably more serious reasons than the ones for Levi’s bad day, but I hope this can make you feel better :) It certainly cheers me up every time I see you in my inbox.

This was made with friendly support by @alwaysbesassy .)

Presidents and Popstars (based off this post)

[listen] [art by thearcherballet​]

a playlist for harry styles and barack obama. for the love they share. for the american dream and the stars and stripes that can’t compare.

i. hail to the chief - unknown ii. call me maybe - carly rae jepsen (but here’s my number so call me maybe) iii. enchanted - taylor swift  (your eyes whisper ‘have we met’) iv. start of something new - high school musical (it feels so right to be here with you) v. i can’t take my eyes off of you - high school musical (things change when you don’t expect them to) vi. new classic - drew seeley ft selena gomez (you’re doing this crazy dance cause you’re making these crazy plans) vii. beautiful soul - jesse mccartney (i want you and your beautiful soul) viii. stockholm syndrome - one direction (baby i’ll never leave if you keep holding me this way) ix. let’s make this last 4ever - mitchell musso (cause we’re here and we’re now and we’re all together) x. naturally - selena gomez (everything comes naturally when you’re with me baby) xi. true to your heart - ninety eight degrees ft. stevie wonder (deep in my soul i knew that i’m your destiny) xii. ready or not - bridgit mendler (in the crowd the music’s loud but i will find you) xiii. i really like you - carly rae jepsen (who gave you eyes like that said you could keep them) xiv. everlasting love - fifth harmony (baby we were meant to be) xv. love you like a love song - selena gomez (constantly boy you play through my mind like a symphony)  xvi. addicted to love - alex and sierra (you’re gonna have to face it you’re addicted to love) xvii. accidentally in love - casting crows (there’s no escaping your love) xviii. listen to the man - george ezra (you don’t need a plan of what you’re gonna do just listen to the man that’s loving you) xix. out of the woods - landon austin ft. popgun ent (we were in screaming color) xx. strong - one direction (is that so wrong that you make me strong?) xxi. you are the music in me - high school musical (when i hear my favourite song i know we belong) xxii. lucky - glee cast (lucky i’m in love with my best friend) xxiii. marry you - glee cast (it’s a beautiful night we’re looking for something dumb to do)

So you like those anime pirates

I was looking through someone’s blog to try and find the one piece ask meme they reblogged, but it was too far back and i’m impatient so i just made my own ‘cause i’m a literal trash can. so have these one piece asks in no particular order

copy/paste these emojis into the ask box of your local resident of anime pirate hell and watch them slowly disintegrate as they’re forced to choose between things they love. fun for the whole family

⛵️ - Fave pirate ship? (like boat ship)
🔫 - Fave canon arc?
🚽 - Least favorite canon arc?
💩 - Least favorite character? (in general)
🙅 - Least favorite Straw Hat?
😀 - Most favorite Straw Hat?
😍 - OTP?
💀 - NOTP?
🙇 - A headcanon about <insert character>
☠ - Fave pirate symbol?
🏰 - Fave marine?
❌ - Least fave marine?
👾 - Fave villain?
🎾 - Fave battle?
😭 - Saddest scene?
😆 - Funniest scene?
😜 - Funniest character?
😳 - Any crushes?
👌 - Fave character design?
🃏 - Who has the Best Hat? (the true question)
🖍 - Fave filler arc?
🗡 - Least fave filler arc?
🆚 - Sub or dub?
☯️ - Anime or manga?
⏰ - How long have you been into One Piece?
🍎 - Fave Devil Fruit power?
🍏 - Would you eat a Devil Fruit if you had the chance to?
🐼 - Fave side character?
☔️ - Scene that made you cry the most? (not necessarily the saddest scene)
🌧 - Saddest backstory?
😎 - Funniest joke?
😱 - Most attractive character?
😐 - Most annoying character?
😕 - Scariest character?
👍 - Most powerful Devil Fruit power?
🗣 - Got any theories for how it’s all gonna end?
👏 - Fave techniques of <insert character>
🙏 - Favorite episode?
😏 - Favorite scene?
👂 - Favorite quote?
🙌 - Are you up to date?
❓ - What unanswered questions do you have related to One Piece?
▶️ - Fave opening?
🔙 Least fave opening?
👀 - Fave eyecatcher?
🏝 - Fave country/island visited?
🎆 - Something you can’t wait for??!!
🔝 - “One Piece is better than <insert something else you also like>”
🔍 - What do you think the One Piece is?
🔪 - A character who fills you with frustration?
💓 - Which character do you relate to the most?
™️ - How has One Piece changed you?

have fun answering these dumb questions and feel free to add your own if your heart so desires

twinklylightkisses  asked:

So I was the one asking about fic requests and you totally don't have to write this if it sounds dumb or you don't like it but I'm a terrible writer and I can't get this out of my head... HS-AU, Cas' boyfriend cheated on him and only Dean, being his best friend, knows where to find Cas when he's down. He goes to comfort him and at first Cas doesn't wanna talk about it but then he starts crying. So dean pulls him into a hug and tells him what an idiot his ex is and starts telling him how 1/2

2/2 amazingly he would treat Cas if he were the one dating him (i.e. with all the love care and kisses in the world). And then you know, somehow, they get really close, and start kissing and we all know where kissing leads to…. ugh this sounds terrible I know haha… Am I what they call destiel trash? because I can’t get enough of these two being all cute and adorable

omg no this is perfect (sorry it took me forever)

Bartholomew’s nose makes a cracking sound when it breaks.

Well, technically, Dean’s not sure he managed to break it; but judging by the amount of blood, and the fact that Dean came in first at the all-county boxing tournament last year—he can make a pretty good guess.

Dean shoves through the crowd of students that had gathered around them during their shouting match, and hightails it for the back gate. Wouldn’t do for him to get dragged into the principal’s office, not now.

He slips out the back gate, darts across the street, some car honking at him in protest—and ducks through the middle school campus, backpack banging against him as he runs. 

He slows down a little as Cas’s house comes into view, clutching at a stitch in his side. He stops to catch his breath for a moment, drops his backpack on the grass, then starts up the notches cut in the trunk.

The treehouse. Dean’d be willing to bet his savings it’s where Cas is. Cas always comes up here when he’s sad: when his fish died in 2nd grade, the couple times Gabriel’s teasing went just a little too far, when his parents started fighting, before they got their shit together and finally divorced. Even Dean had taken refuge up here a couple times. It had originally been Anna’s, but when she went off to be a genius at some international university, Cas had inherited it, and he and Dean had kind of adopted it as their place. Most days it just sits here, tucked away in the branches of the old tree—but they still come up here sometimes, even though now they’re too tall and too gangly. There had been a lot of firsts up here. First beer, first joint, provided helpfully by Gabriel. And Cas confessed he actually had his first kiss up here, with some girl who Dean can’t even remember the name of now—May?

Dean gets an elbow over the edge. The wood’s worn down enough that he doesn’t have to worry about splinters, so he gracelessly hoists himself up, wincing a little as he jostles the scrapes on his hands.
Just as he suspected. Cas is sitting in the corner, hunched over slightly, hugging his knees.


Cas doesn’t look at him. Dean sighs and scoots over to Cas’s side, flopping back next to him, still a little out of breath from his impromptu getaway. Cas glances over. He seems completely unsurprised to see Dean, but he frowns, blue eyes growing concerned.

“You’re bleeding.”

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okay have you considered how mccree gets probably gets really easily overwhelmed by how much he loves hanzo (hanzo does too but much more privately) like hanzo could be eating shitty cup noodles at 3am in the morning in nothing but ratty sweats and his hair tied up really quickly and ridiculously, mccree just takes one look at him and he’s just tearing up…. like that’s his husband who he can’t believe he’s married to and is so incredibly in love with.
next thing you know mccree has his arms wrapped around hanzo’s waist and is softly crying into hanzo’s shoulder, hanzo feigns annoyance because mccree….. that’s like the third time today…. but it’s so endearing he feels his heart flutter for his dumb overly emotional cowboy husband

  • Aries: ........I will kill all of you
  • Taurus: Whatever
  • Gemini: Shut up I'm not even blushing *is bright pink*
  • Cancer: Oh wow sorry I'm so dumb *about to cry*
  • Leo: Fuck dis fuck u
  • Scorpio: Don't touch me
  • Sagittarius: Oh well!!!
  • Capricorn: Gets a lump in their throat
  • Aquarius: Stares at a wall for the next ten minutes
  • Pisces: *is used to it by now*
A Bookworm’s Lament

This is an ode to all the books

That I will never read:

“I’ll get to you eventually”

the cry I always plead.

However what, in truth, I fear

Likely reality

Is that before I get to you,

Death will get to me.