you are so cute it should be a crime

anonymous asked:

I went through some of your communism tag, and it is extremely relatable. It is a subject that makes me emotional almost every time that i read about it or think about it for a while and seeing ppl think it's cute or a funny meme or smth makes me wanna vomit and cry. I'm Latvian, so I take these kinds of things almost personally and I can't help it. Thank you for spreading awerness and spilling truth about this, I really appreciate it.

Given the fact that tumblr is extremely communist-friendly site, I sometimes feel like I’m talking to a wall.

But other times, when non-Baltics on tumblr say “You’re making us uncomfortable.” or “You should keep quiet about it.”  when I post about communist crimes committed against citizens of Baltic States, I feel like I’m doing the right thing.

They have no right to say so - this is our history, our countries’ past and no one can erase the truth.

The people who tell us such things have never been in our shoes - the kids in Baltic States learn about genocide of their ethnicity when they are barely in double digits at latest, often earlier.

People who tell us “It wasn’t that bad!” have never looked into eyes of a person who went to hell (Siberian labour camp) and back.

People who tell us “It wasn’t real communism!!” have never heard the fear in their parents voice as they tell about the suitcase under the bed, just in case, should they be deported to Siberia.

You have every right to take this personally - this is your country’s history, your legacy. 

As far as I see it - we the younger generation have to uphold the truth, demand justice for our ancestors, because if we won’t, who will?

It’s almost valentines day and I’ve wanted to do this for ages so what better time then now?!

Fist a special shoutout to a few friends who lighten my days (and dash) and this will get super repetative bc there are only so many combinations of the words “she’s amazing”, but here we go!

@oblviqte OMG YOU GUYS!! Ana is honestly the cutest and funniest person you could ever meet and she always sends me hypothetical frence fries and steak and chocolate and ice cream to save me from the hell that is having a vegetarian sister!! And time zones suck so much becuase we never have time to talk for more then a few minutes (only that is a reason u need to get a scholarship in england bc then we’d be almost in the same timezone and we could talk all the time (and meet honestly bc it’s just like two hours flight!!)) and she stands my constant rambling and freaking out over all kinds of weird stuff and she’s awesome and omg when this this turn into a love letter?! Ok…**collecting the pieces of my mind and heart that’s spread all over the place** long story short she’s the best and everyone should follow her!

@merlinssbeard Febe is my Fandom-Family-Partner-In-Crime (that might be the longest friendship title ever)(and btw you should rly take a look at said fandom fam) and I love her so much she’s so cute and we get along so well and I can’t wait to start up the fandom so we can pull our masterminds together and make it GREAT!!!

@howlingremusMy nr.1 Blackinnon pal (who’s probably so tired of me already bc I send you so many messages and I just don’t know when to shut up (I think everyone who’s ever talked to me has noticed that tbh) and I’m so sorry about that!! But however, she’s great!!

@golden-marauders OK Nyla is also amazing and wonderful and every other positive adjective there is in the english language!! and she talked me into reading commentarius (which you’ll have to keep nagging me about though bc my phone closed the tab and I keep forgetting about it!!) which is really good bc it really saved me on the way to school because it’s hard to be anxious when you read it bc it’s just so funny. Oh, right. I was not going to ramble. Well, that’s just going great isn’t it? Ok so this is my Blackinnon/wolfstar struggle supporter (I promise I’ll come vent to you about my frustration soon bc my fanfic is heading into periods where I’ll doubt decisions and I’ll need to talk about it, so just be prepared)

@rvenaravenclaw Ema, Ema, Ema where to start?! (honestly all I’m thinking about after writing that is Emma in friends. (That has nothing to do with this, why do I keep writing down everything I think)) I always feel so bad when I talk to you bc I’m on one side rambling on about meaningless stuff and you just listen and ask questions and really I should let you talk more, you’ll need to remind me of that because I know like nothing about you but you’ve probably gotten familiar with every single person in my class by now!! However, ily and we (you) need to talk more!!

@fjrebolt Where to begin?! Natalie is just so kind and amazing and wonderful and I don’t know her very well but I’d love to talk to her more (but we’re both so awkward I doubt that’ll happen). Thanks for taking the time to give me all that London advice though, where’re going in like a week!! OMG!! so EXCited!!  what more is there to say? (I already feel myself getting repetative omg) She deserves all the love and hugs in the world!!

@jilys​ I might or might not have had a very real moment of staring at disbelief at my phone and fangirling when Liyah followed me bc her blog is pure prefection and I’d admired her for so long and we haven’t actually talked like… ever, but she’s always lighting up my dash so I wanted to include her anyways!!

@pensieveforyourthoughts Maria is so sweet and I don’t rly know how we know each other really because we’ve never really talked but still when she show up on my dash I’m like “oh, I know her. We’re friends.” because she always sends me cute things and she’s amazing

@staganddoeforever Natalya was like my second follower on tumblr ever and we used to talk a lot and even though we haven’t really talked in like a year you’re still my friend (and I always watch your snapchat stories)! Also, you all should go read her fanfic because it is honestly so amazing and I am freaking out every time there’s a new chapter

@shutuppadfoot Another one of my first tumblr friends! Again, we don’t really talk much anymore but she always reblogs my stuff and puts rly cute stuff in the tags and don’t believe I don’t see them bc I do and it honestly makes my day! But omg the conversations we used to have!

Ok so I have no idea what happened there, some kind of mixup between love letter and shoutout but let’s just roll with it bc I’m a mess so who expected anyhting else from me?

Keep reading under the cut to see who all of my other amazing mutals are and maybe follow them because they’re all awesome and honestly every one of them deserve a love letter for following me and sticking out with my contant rambling and complaining but I only have so much time (Ok, jk, I have too much time and I’m always bored) I might do complimet’s/promos sometimes soon though.

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iconic jung hoseok lyrics
  • “make money, good money”
  • “all the girls of the world are
    in hope world, lined up”
  • “ABCDEFGH Hakuna Matata”
  • “i will bite down on you first”
  • “i’d kiss you starting from the morning
    can’t forget to grab some brunch”
  • “a killer of girls’ hearts”
  • “her hair, body, waist, legs,
    even her other unspeakable parts”
  • “after fighting my hormones again today,
    i’ll pop my pimple”
  • “my swag explodes”
  • “wiggle wiggling jingle jingling
    rolling around, beagle beagling”
  • “getting physical and acting cute”
  • “you’re a thief, i’m the police, pay for your crime”
  • “all of you are so weak, such losers, crybabies and idiots”
  • “today, i’m it, mini miney mo”
  • “i wanna see the stars on your shoes
    haha, without Namjoon knowing”

anonymous asked:

jimon 'you have the cutest nose'

also requested by @sleeptalkingatnight😊

word count: 1625

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Simon snores in his sleep. He’s done it his whole life, but it hasn’t been an issue until recently.

Jace and Simon have been dating for over two years. After the first year, they moved in together. Now they’ve spent an entire year living together, which includes sharing a bed at night.

Jace has always known that Simon is a snorer. He knew it long before they moved in together and even now that they share a bed, it hasn’t bothered him at all. On the contrary, he quite likes it.

Simon doesn’t snore in an aggressive or loud way. Instead he sounds more like a cat snoring. Jace often finds himself unable to fall asleep without Simon’s gentle snoring next to him.

Which turns into an issue when Simon finds out about his little nighttime hobby.

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Phoenix Wright/Ace Attorney Sentence Starters
  • “Don’t think I’m going to walk in your shadow forever… Our battle… begins now… so you had better prepare yourself.”
  • “Why can’t we have a normal, straightforward killing once in awhile in this country!?”
  • “Yeah, but that’s the problem… She is so mean. And that whip… That thing hurts. It really hurts.”
  • “Sometimes Life Just sucks”
  • “It seems like it was only yesterday. Actually, it was only yesterday.”
  • “I spent a whole day looking for my dentures. They turned out to be in my mouth all along.”
  • “Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary… feelings.”
  • “Men are like colonies of bacteria. The more heat you apply, the faster they grow.”
  • “We were great together! We were Romeo and Juliet, Cleopatra and Mark Anthony!”
  • “No “but”-ing your way out of this one”
  • “You fight to the very end, even when you know the truth is not with you”
  • “It must be nice to live so free of guilt.”
  • “You’re too young to die!”
  • “Isn’t violence against hair a crime?”
  • “You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions.”
  • “She’d never do anything like that! You hear me?! Never! She’s a great kid, and really cute… And really great… And cute.”
  • “Someone has to look out for the people who have no one on their side.”
  • “Every time you do it, I have a mini-heart attack. It’s like you’re trying to kill me, pal.”
  • “Proof enough for you, (insert name here)? Or should I say… Mr(s). Did It!”
  • “It is kinda cool though. I wouldn’t mind having a whip myself. I bet cracking that whip on you once or twice would be just what the doctor ordered!”
  • “Now I’m definitely up the creek without a paddle… or a life jacket”
  • “If you keep on barking at me like that, I’ll start singing at the top of my lungs!”
  • “When you’ve run into a wall with no place to go, return to the basics.”
  • “Should I be grateful this coffee’s only hot enough to give me 1st degree burns…?”
  • “Wait, what if the killer was a robot?”
  • “You look as though you’ve seen a ghost!”
  • “I was hoping I’d come up with a question while pounding on my desk.”
  • “Knowing her, the only kind of talking she likes to do is with her whip.”
  • “A “human machine”!? That’s a contradiction!“
  • "I guess putting a poster of a magician in a law office is kinda strange.”
  • “Their debut single was just 2 minutes and 15 seconds long? What a rip-off!”
  • “So that’s why everyone craves about caviar! It’s so tasty it hurts!”
  • “The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me!”
  • “I have a separate stomach for sweets!”
  • “Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be.”
  • “To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren’t machines… they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate… And yes, they even make mistakes…”
  • “Also, hopefully you realize, things change depending on how you look at them.”
  • “The truth is… when I was a little boy… I wanted to be a wizard.”
  • “Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself… That is coffee.”
  • “We agree there is a lunchbox here, but we don’t know what’s inside! A person’s life is like a lunchbox with pretzels. Don’t you agree?”
  • “A muddy mudskipper in outer space has a better chance of surviving than I do”
  • “What’s the difference? They do the same thing, right? I think you should stick to the basic facts of the matter”
  • “I believe the correct term here is "You fail!”“
  • "I like a man with a big… vocabulary.”
  • “If you wish to hang yourself, (insert name here), you’re welcome to, but not inside my (insert location here).”
  • “Ah, I remember when I was young and in love. Oh, it was a jolly time.”
  • “It’s never a good idea to reveal your hand to the enemy too soon.”
  • “I try not to pay much attention to things that don’t interest me.”
  • “Words can not describe how screwed I am.”
  • “Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!”
  • “Why do I come here to the office every day ? It’s not like I want to work.”
  • “You’re saying that if something isn’t normal, it simply isn’t possible?”
  • “You can’t just go saying "pal” like that! That’s MY endearing character trait!“
  • "Times may change but people sadly do not.”
  • “Uh oh, she’s really pissed this time!”
  • “What’s it to you, porcupine-head!?”
  • “The guilty will always lie, to avoid being found out. There’s no way to tell who is guilty and who is innocent!”
  • “I think I feel a migraine coming on…”
  • “You want more pressure, huh? Why don’t you go down to the fire department and have them spray you with the hose?”
  • “This person… I haven’t got a clue. He seems to know me but maybe he’s mistaking me for someone else?”
  • “You will sick down the penalty (insert name here)… and you will like it!”
  • “It seems (insert name here) has lost his confidence along with their hair…”
  • “Hey! I don’t have anything to do with spirit power. The only thing I can channel is a TV.”
  • “I think it’s high time you went shopping for a better excuse…?”
  • “I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting”
  • “Cry and my whip will accommodate.”
  • “People are like books. We’ve all got a front and a back. You get my drift?”
  • “Let’s go let her whip us”
  • “I’ll have you know I like strawberries much better than bananas.”
  • “My motto is: ‘Don’t worry, be happy!’”
  • “Sounds like they’re having a spat. One of those "differences in musical direction” bands are always splitting up over.“
  • "She’s either trying to make it grow… or she’s perfecting her water torture technique.”
  • “See that innocent smile? Everyone has a different way of breaking the news”
  • “Now, now, let’s all be one big happy family, OK?”

anonymous asked:

Hi can i request a fluffy scenario where u and brian sit in on a lazy day to take a break from school work? or something like that, just fluffy heheje thanku

oh boi lemme prepare myself for fluffyhyun

Title: Skipping
Character(s): Brian, OC
Genre: Fluff, Non AU

♪OH YOU GOTTA SEE BLOOD GIRL YOU GOTTA SEE BLOOD GIRL♪

I ignored the sound of my phone going off. I slapped my hand around until I hit the screen to shut it off. But, when I cracked open my eyes the time was only 5:30am. Classes started at 8:00am and my alarm doesn’t go off until 6:00am. I groaned and lazily dragged the phone closer to me. I unlocked it and squealed from the brightness. I huffed and redialed the number that had called me. “Whaaaat?” I whined in a raspy tone- still 90% asleep.

“You sound like you just woke up from the dead.” He chuckled. I ended the phone call and buried my head under a pillow. The phone rang again. I ignored it the first time but he called again. I sat up and answered it again. “Hey! Why’d you hang up?!”

“Because I’m trying to sleep like a normal human being at this hour!” I complained loudly. “Which is what you should be doing!”

He chuckled, “Open your door, I brought a peace treaty.”

“What’s your proposition?” I said, now semi-awake, highly intrigued and headed downstairs.

“Don’t hate me.”

“And?” I asked reaching the front door but not opening it.

“And you can have this coffee and these chocolate glazed cake doughnuts that you like that I just so happened to buy for you.”

I swung the door open and shivered. It was super cold outside. I pulled Brian in quickly so I could close the door. I took the bags and the drinks from him so he could hang up his coat and take off his shoes. “So, where do I sign the treaty?” He tapped his lips and I gave him a kiss. He smiled stupidly. “So what brings you here at 5:30 in the morning?”

“I missed your face.” He flopped down on the couch after setting the bag on the table.

“The real reason?” I sipped my coffee and sat on his lap.

Brian chuckled and looked at me, “Let’s skip class today.” I furrowed my eyebrows and felt his forehead. “What?” I shushed him and put two fingers to his neck. “Y/N~”

“I’m just checking to make sure you’re not sick, or dying.” I nodded. He glared. “There’s no way you just suggested that!” I laughed.

“I did! I don’t want to go today. I’m tired. I don’t want to do work.”

“Oh my gosh. You’re serious.” I paused with my mouth open a little. He pouted. “But-” I went to protest but he gave me puppy eyes. I frowned at him and tried to resist the urge to say yes. “It’s really disgusting how cute you are.” I huffed and sat my coffee on the table, shoving a doughnut in my mouth soon after.

Brian grinned brightly, “I’ll take that as a yes.” He wrapped his arms around me and left lingering pecks on my jawline.

“I can not believe you convinced me to skip classes with puppy eyes.” I spoke with full cheeks and my arms crossed. “I’m turning soft.”

“You’re very soft and squishy.” He poked my stomach.

“Did you just lowkey imply that I need to work out?” He coughed in that i-don’t-know-what-you’re-talking-about-tone. “Yah! You brought me doughnuts! Last time you brought me a bacon pretzel! I still don’t even know where you got that!” I complained.

He nodded, “Fine. Then let’s go get a bacon pretzel and a gym membership.” We both laughed at hoe ridiculous that sounded. “We can eat the pretzel at the gym as well.”

I hit his chest lightly, “Should we?”

“Let’s do it! But we should hurry up and go while all the early bird, mid 30s to late 40s people are there. They’d really hate us then.” He half joked, half was serious. “Then we can work out.”

I stood up, “Okay! You still have your sweat pants here somewhere in one of my drawers.” He stood up and followed me to my room. I pointed to the dresser, “Look in there.”

Brian opened one of the drawers, “Yah. This drawer is full of my clothes.” He chuckled.

“Actually! Since you come over a lot AND I steal your clothes sometimes, the 4 drawers on the left are yours. And the left side of the closet is also yours.” I grinned and nodded.

“Great! Tomorrow I’ll bring the rest of my stuff.” He laughed.

“Might as well. You practically live here already.” I shrugged with my hands on my hips. He stuck his tongue out. “Now get your gym clothes and get out of my room.” I scrunched my nose.

“Why?” He smirked. “Isn’t this practically my house too? So your room is technically my room.”

I clicked my tongue, “Yah Brian Kang. When we get married and you actually move in, you will sleep on the couch.” I huffed, grabbed my stuff and head to the bathroom.

He called after me with a laugh, “So, when is the wedding?!”

-

“So, basically, the girls that work in the pretzel shop thought you were so handsome that they made a pretzel specifically for you.” I chomped down on the food.

Brian nodded. “You think they’re still going to make it for me even though they now know that I have a girlfriend?”

I laughed, “Of course!” I opened the gym door as we arrived. “You’re still excessively handsome regardless.”

“I’m glad you know.” He winked and we went inside.

The lady at the front desk smiled and her eyes brightened as she saw Brian. I snickered. “Welcome to Seoul Gym. Can I help you?”

“Yeah me and my girlf-” I elbowed him in the side. He looked at me with a confused face. I shook my head. “Me and my FRIEND,” He glared. “Would like to sign up for a membership.” She looked at me and I nodded.

“I’ll go get an application from the back for you to fill out.” She spoke to Brian and tucked her hair behind her ear shyly.

I cooed, “Oooooo Brian Kang~ You woo all the ladies~” I held my heart.

“Why can’t I say you’re my girlfriend?” He blinked.

“Because she’ll probably give us a discount if you ask AND are single.” I winked and ate another piece of pretzel. He looked at me in disbelief. “Hey. I am a girl amazed by your ability to make girls swoon so easily. When I first met you, I gave you my daily employee discount every time you came into the coffee shop.”

He ran his hands through his hair, “You did?!” I nodded. “Wah~”

“And I made up something about you being the lucky customer to win a lifetime discount. This lady will probably make up something too.”

The lady came back with a smile plastered on her face, “Here are your applications. And you are our 10,000 customer here! You get an immediate discount on treadmills, bicycles and a free food voucher for once a day use from now until forever.” Brian looked at me and I gave him the i-told-you look. He shrugged and played along. He leaned on the counter, ran his hand through his hair and smiled genuinely at her, “Can I get one for her too then?”

She looked at me and back to him, “Ah yes! Of course!” We looked at each other and winked.

-

We left the gym 30 minutes after we got there, “You said they’d hate us! Not ask 20 questions about my personal life and if my pretzel tasted good?” I whined and Brian laughed as he slung his arm around my shoulders. “One guy even asked me for a piece!”

He cooed, “Oooooo Y/N~ You woo all the fellas~” He held his heart. I hit his arm and pouted. “Hey. I am a guy amazed by your ability to make guys swoon so easily.” He mimicked me almost exactly.

“Cancel the membership.” I huffed.

“Why? It’s not your fault you look hot in work out clothes.” He smirked and I hugged my coat closer to my body. “And I certainly didn’t tell them to ask for your pretzel.” He grinned.

I sighed, “Being pretty is too much work.”

He pecked my cheek, “I know.”

-

“Wonpil asks about you all the time.” Brian said handing me a bowl of ramhyun and chopsticks. We sat in the convenience store and ate as we talked about random things. “‘Why doesn’t Y/N visit us anymore?’ He is always asking me.”

I gushed, “Aw Wonpil is so cute~” I smiled widely. “If I dumped you one day, which member would you suggest for me to date?”

He slurped his noodles, “One minute you’re saying we are getting married, the next minute you’re asking me which member you should date that’s not me.” He raised an eyebrow. I nodded with an eye smile. “Sungjin.” He said immediately. “He’ll treat you well.” He nodded. “You like Sungjin?”

I shook my head, “Nope! I only love you!” I shoved some noodles in my mouth cutely and he couldn’t help my giggle embarrassingly. “Oh! Sausage! We forgot to get saausage!” I flailed with full cheeks. “I’ll get it!” I was up and running away before he could tell me to calm down.

“Here!” I smiled and handed him one after paying for it.

“Thanks babe.” He winked.

“Eyy~ Stop winking~ It’s making my heart hurt.” I fanned my face, that was turning pink.

Brian brought his face closer to mine, “Am I making you blush?” He teased.

I bit my lip and turned my head to look at him- our faces only centimeters apart. He blinked in shock and he started turning pink as well, “Am I making YOU blush?” I asked.

He nodded slightly before pecking my lips, “Yes you are.” He stared into my eyes.

I squealed lightly and laid my head on the table, “I’m dead. Take me to my grave.” I laughed.

“Wait no~ You agreed to watch a movie later~”

“Too late now. I’m dead and it’s your fault. I’m reporting you.”

“Then I should report you too! Being cute is a crime, you know? And you’re a professional!” He accused.

I sat up, “Me?! Then I’ll report you for existing!”

“Then you too!”

“Maybe they’ll throw us in the same jail cell.” I tapped my chin.

“I hope not. Then there was no point in reporting each other for these made-up crimes, if we are just going to see each other the same cell.” We were laughing so hard at this point that tears were coming down our cheeks. Brian suddenly motioned that the cashier guy was coming over to us. “Do you want anything specific?” I asked.

“Melona popsicle. Banana.” He answered. I nodded.

“Excuse me.” The cashier guy came up to us and we looked at him as we wiped our remaining tears. “I’m sorry to say. You’re a bit loud, and our customers are complaining.” He spoke softly.

I looked at Brian and sneakily winked at him, “I’m so so so sorry.” I stood up and bowed to him with a cute pout. “I didn’t realize we were so loud.” I puffed my cheeks cutely. The cashier guy became flustered at my cute expressions. “We will be super quiet now.”

“I-It’s okay. En-Enjoy your evenin-”

“It’s not okay! We are disturbing your work.” I shook my head. “Should I help you mop up? It’s getting really late. Or I’ll clean the table for you.” I smiled brightly.

He grinned and shook his head, “No~ It’s okay~ Thank you for being so kind and generous. Would you like s-something else? It’s on me.” He offered. Brian was quietly dying from laughter.

I blinked flirtatiously, “Hmmm Melona~ Banana flavored~ Two, please!” I held up two with my fingers.

“Yes of course!” He rushed to go get it.

“We are a mess.” Brian high-fived me.

“Between the both of us, we probably will get a lot of free things.” I flipped my hair.

“H-Here’s your ice cream!” The guy came back.

I hugged him, “Thank you!” I celebrated and he blushed before running away with a red face. “I’ll be here all week.” I sat back down.

“Dirty.” He shook his head and opened the popsicle.

“The result of skipping class.” I poked him.

-

Brian held up two movies, “A Moment to Remember? Orrrrrrrrrr The Thieves?” He asked sitting on the edge of my bed.

I thought for a moment, “We watched The Thieves the last three times. So, A Moment to Remember is good.” He nodded and put the disc in the DVD player. “Are you ready to cry?” I laid on his back as he laid down on his stomach with his forearms propping him up.

“I don’t cry.” He huffed.

“You lie!” I gasped. “You cried when Groot died in Guardians of the Galaxy!”

“It was an emotional moment! And you cried too!”

“I cry for everything!” I laughed.

As the movie started, our phones rang simultaneously. We looked at each other and Brian answered, but I didn’t. He coughed, “Hello.” It was quiet. “Oh yes, how are you doing?”

“Who is it?” I whispered.

“The school.” He mouthed. I covered my mouth. “Yes, I understand.” I waved my arms in the air and made coughing motions. “Y-Yeah I got kind of sick.” He sniffled. “Sorry I didn’t contact the university.” I sighed in relief. “Sungjin called the university looking for me?” Brian’s eyes grew huge. I paced back and forth. “I- Um- I didn’t get to contact him because I’ve been so sick. I went straight to my mother’s house when I started to feel this way.” I gave him a thumbs up. “You- You- You called my mother too?”

I planked on the floor, “Just tell them you’re dead and they’re talking to your ghost.”

He rolled his eyes at me, “Oh um- on my way to my mom’s house, my car ran out of gas. So I stayed at Y/N’s house. Yes, who also isn’t there.” I sat up and glared at him, “She’s taking good care of me.” He made a silly face at me and I had to refrain from laughing. “Yes, see you tomorrow.” He flopped back onto the bed. “We escaped death.”

“Wait for ittttttt~” I held up a finger. Just then, my phone rang. “Sungjin hello!” I greeted. “He is in bed resting. No, we did not skip school. Since, when did we do that? He is sick, that is a solid reason.” I nodded. “Exactly! He is in good hands!” I looked at Brian in terror. “Y-Your coming over?!” Brian rolled off the bed. “Ah! N-Neh! See you soon!” I hung up and tossed the phone to the side.

“I need to be sick!” He went and ran up and down the stairs to make it seem like he was burning up.

“I’ll get a cold towel and a thermometer ready!”

“Next time, I’ll just say my car broke down and I couldn’t catch the bus.” He complained already out of breath.

I huffed but laughed, “Next time, we are going to school!”

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I think I got carried away with the ridiculous Brian fluff hehe
-Chris님

27/01 Happy birthday to the prettiest flower: Hanamaki!!

Reasons why you should love Makki (How could you not?!)

He is so underrated it’s A CRIME!

He is a wing spiker that is fantastic at recieves:

F L A W L E S S i tell you

Strong with his serves:

Hello? He can toss as well!

And be an awesome senpai when you do great, btw:

Want more cute things? How about Makki being an Iwaizumi fangirl? (Who isn’t, anyway?)

BEING CUTE WITH HIS BOYFRIEND MATTSUN, OF COURSE!

He is the master of teasing at Seijou (With his boyfriend as well)

And, just if you need one more extra reason.. he is a bae: 

Fierce and flawless. NOW GO AND LOVE HIM FOREVER!! 

Reasons why you should watch the puppy bowl instead of the superbowl
  • the only crimes any of the players involved have committed is the crime of being way too cute
  • Katy perry is not going to be at halftime instead its just going to be a bunch of kittens playing
  • goat cheerleaders. goats. cheerleading
  • ITS PUPPIES AND KITTENS AND GOATS HAVING FUN AND BEING CUTE WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT JUST GO WATCH IT 
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Domestic fluff. 1691 words

Summary: “ Akaashi desperately needs a new mattress and he drags his loyal, loving, and very loud boyfriend with him.”

In Bokuto’s mind, mattress shopping should be a lot more fun than this.

He’d imagined pillows and blankets with lots of colors to choose from, teddy bears and fluffy comforters and places to test out the mattresses to see if they were comfy enough. What he got instead was a cramped corner of an appliance store, washed out white, smelling like bleach and plastic, and worst of all there’s only one mattress even set up for Bokuto to test out.

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Who should you fight, Organisation XIII edition
  • Xemnas 

 Who wins: You could, but not for long

This is a bad idea. The guy can manipulate the void, and even if you beat his ass, you’ll end up in the domain of darkness. Good luck with getting out of there. In addition to that, there are 12 other versions of this guy and you can bet your ass they WILL be coming for you. Don’t fight Xemnas. On the other hand, if you’re looking to be thrown into the void, just ask him. I’m pretty sure he’ll be happy to put you down there. 

  • Xigbar 

Who wins: Him

I mean, it should be pretty obvious at this point. Unless you have mastered teleportation and/or actually are a Keyblade master, I would not recommend fighting Xigbar. He’ll laugh at your face and it’ll be over before you know it. 

  • Xaldin 

Who wins: Run, and don’t look back

DO NOT FIGHT XALDIN. I REPEAT, DO NOT FIGHT XALDIN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. IF CONFRONTED TO HIM, RUN AND PRAY HE DOESN’T CATCH YOUR ASS. 

  • Vexen 

Who wins: You

 I mean, as far as we know, the only things he knows how to do is to create empty puppets and fill them up with memories. And, the said puppets weren’t exactly a success. Sure, he controls ice, but have you seen the guy? He’s probably too busy thinking about weird science or fixing his eye glitch to actually fight you. Beat his creepy ass. He deserves it. 

  • Lexæus

 Who wins: Not you, but he doesn’t either because you’re not crazy enough to fight him

 Honestly, why would you fight him? The guy is like 6'4" tall and odds are he’s probably two times larger than you. Don’t fight him. Play chess with him or something. He’ll probably enjoy that better than fighting you.

  •  Zexion

 Who wins: You, but why are you fighting him? 

Knowing how he is, he’ll most likely wait for everyone to be dead to jump into the battle, so you might be a bit tired. That’s not the problem though. If you get past the illusions, he’s easy to beat, however to be honest I’m pretty sure he’d just rather go home. Present him a chemistry textbook instead of fighting him. 

  •  Saïx 

Who wins: Him, for sure

Now, fighting Saïx is a pretty stupid idea. The guy thinks like a robot, so he’d have no mercy for you whatsoever. In addition to this, have you seen how he wields his weapon? The thing is twice as big as him and he doesn’t care one bit. I mean for fucks sake, he fights with the power of the moon! Werewolf style! He’ll destroy you. Don’t fight Saïx. 

  • Axel 

Who wins: Do you really want to do this? 

With a bit of luck, you might beat Axel, but why would you fight him in the first place? He is the sweetest person around, and to be real here, he’s quite miserable. Let him buy you ice cream and tell you bad puns instead of fighting him and getting third degrees burns.

  • Demyx

Who wins: Him, but he’ll probably apologize afterwards

Let’s face it, you’re not fast enough to destroy 30 water clones in 15 seconds. You know it, I know it. We all do. So, if you engage battle, you’re going to lose. However, let’s face it, Demyx is most likely willing to show you how to play the sitar than to fight you. He really doesn’t want to be here anyway.

  • Luxord

Who wins: Him

Considering that Luxord can control time and can also transform you into a dice, you are going to lose on this one. You could challenge him into a rap battle, but once again, he’d be most likely to win.

  • Marluxia

Who wins: You, thanks to the power of rage

Let’s face it, his weapon is ridiculously long, and hightly unpractical. Step on a flower in front of him and he’ll probably faint. Marluxia is weak. Don’t let his boss status impress you. You will kick his ass. If you’re afraid to go after him, think of how he’s treated Naminé. You angry? Me too. Destroy him.

  • Larxene

Who wins: If you’re looking for a quick way to die, then you win

Larxene is vicious and ruthless. She’ll stab you a thousand times, then use the healing spell on you so that she can do it again. Seriously, you will get wrecked. You may engage in a sass constest with her, but I can’t guarantee it won’t anger her.

  • Roxas

Who wins: Not you for sure, but you might make him cry

Roxas is very powerful. I mean, he’s the first Keyblade wielder in the KH series to have the ability to dual wield, so that’s saying something. He’ll drag you for sure, but really, why would you want to fight him? Roxas is confused enough, and he’s very sad most of the time. Leave the poor boy alone. In addition to this, if you fight him and win, you can bet Axel will track you down and destroy you.

  • Xion

Who wins: Why would you fight her, you monster?

Xion is a beautiful cinnamon roll, too good, too pure for this world. Her only crime is being too cute for my heart to bear. If you fight her, not only will she win while looking 10/10 adorable, but Roxas and Axel will join in and you will get wrecked. And you’ll deserve it. 

Stress - Pack Imagine

- Super cute fluff, yay! I just wanted to say that if you’re scared about coming out to your friends (I can’t say anything about family, since it’s a little different I guess), just think that if they don’t accept it, then they’re not really your friends. Friends should accept you the way you are, they should support you in whatever you do. If they have spoken out badly about different sexualities, show them that you don’t agree, because being any other sexuality that what they think you are is not bad, it’s not a crime, it’s totally normal if you like someone same gender as you, different gender, if you don’t mind (etc). You shouldn’t be scared or made to feel bad about your sexuality. Stay strong :)

Request: Could I ask for an imagine where you come out as gay to the pack and there super supportive and yeah just cute stuff

Warning; there should be none :) exceot it’s a little short, I think.

I hope this will do anon :) I tried to make it so the gender doesn’t matter, as in the reader is not specified, so I hope that’s okay. :)
Sorry, I’m in a smiley mood, have another one :)

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“Okay, so you’ll definitely be a Scott’s house tonight?” Lydia asked you and you nodded, though she couldn’t see you through the phone.

“I’ll be there,” you confirmed and she replied with a ‘good, see you there’ before the two of you hung up. You took a deep breath, and turned to the mirror one last time. To say you were nervous was an understatement. Your nerves were shot; you didn’t know with how to deal with your choice.

You were going to tell the pack something you’d kind of been hiding from them for a little while. You knew they didn’t exactly have trouble with other sexualities, but you were scared; you hadn’t told them and you were scared about telling anyone. You were suddenly just a little different than people have thought. It’s not a bad thing to be gay, at all, but you were probably more anxious about telling the others about this new information, which you’d only figured out a little while ago yourself.

Pulling up at Scott’s house only made it worse. Your heart was beating a thousand times more than usual and you tried to take deep breaths before you’d go in and face your fate. Eventually you managed to pick up enough of your courage to go to the front door and knock, which Scott opened for you.

“Hey, Y/n, come on in,” he grinned and you forced a smile before doing so, finding everyone sat down. You slid down next to Lydia, who knew you wanted to say something, but even she didn’t know what.

“Are you okay?” Malia asked you.

“Totally fine,” you nodded.

“You reek of anxiety,” she added.

With a long sigh, you saw that everyone was looking at you and you thought now was a better time than never, right? “I need to tell you guys something,” you started and Stiles looked up from his food, finally registering that this was something important. “I’m gay.”

There was about a moment’s pause before there was a scattered round of shrugs. “Okay.”

“Wait,” you paused, not expecting their reaction at all. You were scared because of this reaction? “What do you-“

“Y/n, it’s not a huge deal. It’s not a deal at all, really. You go like or love whoever you want,” Stiles shrugged, going back to the big bag of food he had brought with him.

“Were you stressed about telling us that?” Lydia asked with a small smile and you nodded, feeling a little embarrassed now that it was such a basic thing to them.

“Well, yeah, no one knows yet, so you were kind of the test,” you shrugged and the others looked at you again.

“Y/n, Danny’s gay, we were kind of friends with him until he moved. Liam’s best friend is gay. It’s not a problem. It’s normal,” Scott shrugged with a smile, trying to reassure you that there was nothing to be scared about.

“Plus, you did kind of occasionally drop hints,” Stiles added and you felt yourself go a little red at that.

“I did?” you asked. He sent you a blank look and you couldn’t help but smile just a little.

“Just don’t worry. We’re okay with you, we’re your friends. What kind of friends would we be if we didn’t like you for who you are?” Lydia asked from beside you. “Don’t be scared about being who you are.”

“Yeah, you really thought we’d not want to be friends with you anymore?” Kira asked.

“Well I didn’t know,” you shrugged.

“On the other hand, we’re still going to tell you if whoever you’re going out is kind of a dick,” Stiles took out his box of food from the bag of takeout.

“That’s kind of a friend thing though,” Malia added.

“Thanks guys,” you smiled, happy that your pick of friends was good. They were accepting, and just plain true friends.


- Once again, don’t be afraid of accepting who you are. You’re amazing, but don’t be afraid of change, you’re gonna be just as fantastic if your sexuality changes. Also, if you need anyone to talk to, my ask is always open :) -

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Shin/Ran Anniversary Doujinshi [Megro111]

Somebody, stop me from saving everything from Megro-san’s twitter. I. Just. Can’t .Stop.

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  • R: Really… That Shinichi. On such day, he could’ve made it home without stopping somewhere else.
  • S: Sorry, Ran. I have some place to go, so you go on ahead of me.
  • R: I hope it’s not a crime… Although it’s possible…
  • R: This place* feels more comfortable than the living room. 

TN: Reading room. The artist used kanjis for reading room but used the word ‘here’ to determine the meaning.

  • R: Am I starting to resemble Shinichi? That’s annoying…

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*Dean-centric

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Dean pulled a book off of the shelf. He’d never seen this book before, and was surprised that this college library would have it. Flipping through it, he saw that there were a few pages of valuable information. He began to walk towards the end of the shelf, looking more thoroughly through the book. Something finally jumped out at him.

“Sam!” he whispered to his brother. “Look at this.”

Sam leaned over his brother’s shoulder and read the page that the book was open to. “Looks legit,” he said.

“We should take this with us.”

“Dean, this is a college library.”

“So?”

“So you have to have a student ID in order to check something out.”

“We’ll just flash our badges,” Dean said.

“Why would two FBI agents need this book?” Sam asked.

“Then we’ll steal it.”

“Dean.”

Dean sighed. Sometimes his brother’s righteous streak really got on his nerves. He glanced around the library, looking at the students sitting at the tables, frantically studying. No doubt if he asked one of them to help, they’d bite his head off. Then his eyes found his target.

The girl was sitting in the corner, quietly taking notes in her notebook. Dean found it strange that she was hand writing the notes, as opposed to everyone around her typing away. He quietly made his way over to her, Sam shaking his head behind him.

The girl took no notice as Dean slid into the seat across from her. “Hey,” he said. The girl looked up. She looked a little disappointed at having been drawn out of her work, but not so upset that Dean didn’t feel that he should stop talking to her. “Whatcha studying?”

“Sociopaths.”

Dean wrinkled his brow. What was a girl like this doing studying something like that? “What for?”

“Psychology.”

He sighed. She was already getting him in over his head. This was more Sam’s territory. But she was cute and hadn’t immediately dismissed him, so he pressed onward. “Is that what you’re majoring in?”

“It’s a required course for those going into criminal profiling.”

This took Dean by surprise. “So, what, you can look at a crime scene, figure out who had been there and guess their next move?”

“Sometimes.”

“Can you also read people and guess if they’ve committed crimes?”

“It’s a little more complicated than a guessing game. But yes. Reading people does come with the territory.”

“Try me.”

The girl looked slightly bored– she must get this request all the time. Sighing, she looked Dean up and down. “You’re the older sibling, prone to taking care of the younger one. You often act out of impulse, and are known to have somewhat of a short temper for certain topics. You have a bit of an ego, thinking that you can make any girl do your bidding, so long as you lay on the right amount of charm. You act like you let things roll off of you like water from a duck, but in reality you are quite in tune with your emotions. And you most likely have a few unresolved issues with your father.”

Sam laughed– this girl had nailed Dean almost down to the letter. The girl looked at him once. “And you’re the strong, silent type, yet you also think the pen is mightier than the sword. You tend to think things through before responding, unless it relates to your brother, in which case you do your best to protect him as he’s protected you. You are very much the foil to him, the Hamlet to his Laertes.”

Sam raised his eyebrows. This girl was good. And smart.

“Alright, if you’re so good, tell me why I came over here,” Dean said, drawing the girl’s attention back to him.

“I’m not a psychic. But if I had to guess, it’s because you want something.” She glanced at the book Dean still held on to. “Perhaps to check out that book with my ID?”

Dean gave his most charming smile. “You’d really be helping out on a very important case.”

“You’re police?”

Dean flipped out his FBI badge. “Better.”

The girl glanced at the ID. “You know that I know that that’s fake, right?”

Dean tried not to be too flustered. “Look, can you just check this out for us? It’d be a big help.”

The girl shrugged. “Okay.” She put all of her belongings in her backpack and took the book from Dean, heading for the front of the library.

The boys followed. “Wait, was it really that easy for us to convince you to do that?” Dean asked. He couldn’t get a read on this girl– he was sure that after she’d ripped him to pieces, she’d have shot down his request immediately.

“You seem like honorable guys,” the girl said, handing the book and her ID to the woman behind the checkout counter. The worker scanned the book and handed it back to the girl. She turned and walked away from the desk, leading the boys out of the library. Once outside in the warm Spring air, the girl turned to the boys, holding the book out to Dean.

“Thanks,” he said, taking it from the girl.

“We’ll return it,” Sam promised. “On time. We won’t cause you to have any fines.”

“I trust you,” the girl said. “But maybe you guys should give me your numbers– just in case I need to track you down.”

Dean handed her one of his FBI cards. As he passed it off, he noticed a glint in the girl’s eye. “Ah,” he said. “Very smooth.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” the girl said, a sly smile sliding over her lips. “Well, I hope that book helps with whatever it is you boys are working on.”

“Thanks,” Sam said. “You’ve been very helpful.”

The girl smiled and walked away. “Hey,” Dean called after her. “What’s your name?”

The girl turned her head back to the boys, hitching her bag over her shoulder. “Y/N,” the girl said.

EXO using pick-up lines

insp.

Xiumin: “I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!”

Suho: “You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.”

Lay: “Is your dad an art thief? Because.. Uhm.. You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.”

Baekhyun: “There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!” *gets slapped*

Chen: “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

Chanyeol: “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

Kai: “I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but.. I’m Batman!”

Kyungsoo: “I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.”

Sehun: “Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?”

BONUS

Luhan: “Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.”

Tao: “See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.”

Kris: “Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.”

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Steve x Fem!reader

Request: omg this is so weird but you should do a Steve x reader when the reader is in her period. where Steve like takes care of her and becomes so overprotective and stuff you know fluffy stufff. I’ve seen some of those around and their pretty darn cute and fluffy chu know and plus we are girls so why not.. I mean you don’t have to. just a suggestion. -little-mermaid-megan

There was so much blood, it looked like a crime scene. You could say being on your period was a crime. You knew that you were going to get it soon, but why did the monthly visit from hell have to happen today? You were supposed to be going on a mission, but the cramps hurt so much that you couldn’t stand without falling over soon afterwards. Being the stubborn person that you are, you tried to get up again, only causing you to let out a cry of pain from inside the bathroom you were in. After that, you couldn’t hold back your tears anymore.

A certain American hero happened to be walking by the bathroom and heard you crying. Concerned for you, he knocked on the door, “Y/n, are you okay?” Steve asked gently from the other side. All you could do was start crying louder, embarrassed by the fact Steve had found you in this condition.

“Steve can you please leave me be? I’m having… girl problems.” You told him, hoping he understood. Steve’s eyes widened, realizing your problem. He stood outside the bathroom door and pondered over what he should do.

“I’m going to reassign our tasks for the mission to other members of the team. I’ll stay here and take care of you.” Steve said, not even letting you have a chance to argue with the choice. “Y/n can you please unlock the door now?” He asked. You were already by the door so you shuffled a little and managed to unlock the door. Steve opened the door for you, making sure not to hit you with it. He stepped around you before carefully picking you up, carrying you bridal style out of the bathroom and to your room, where he placed you on your bed.

Steve tucked you in and sat on the end of the bed, giving you a smile. “Would you like me to get you anything?” He asked. You nodded and asked him if he could get you something to eat. Steve left and you were now alone again. You shut your eyes and tried to rest a bit.

Next thing you knew, Steve was waking you up. You opened your eyes and smiled, seeing him here made you feel better. “Good morning sleeping beauty.” Steve started, then he pulled out a grocery bag, “I went out and bought you a few things.” He stated. You questioned how long you had been asleep when he emptied the bag out.

“I got you some snacks and a lot of chocolate, because you’re probably craving something sweet. I also got some soda, when I was younger my mom said caffeine helped with headaches.” he explained. You were shocked by how much money Steve had spent on you.

“Thank you… for taking care of me. You didn’t have to go through all of the trouble.” You said, feeling slightly guilty you had taken his attention away from the mission. Though part of you was relieved that you could have someone, especially Steve, here for you.

Steve shook his head, “There wasn’t a bother really, I want to help you. It makes me feel terrible knowing you are in pain.” he said. You barely heard the last bit of it because Steve had said it so softly. You felt your cheek start to heat up. Knowing you were blushing now, you took one of your pillows and quickly hid your face with it.

Steve was a gentleman and always so caring, especially towards you. Ever since you had joined the team, Steve treated you with respect. He made you feel queasy whenever he was around. The way he smiled at you was breathtaking. If you were in a room with the rest of the Avengers, Steve would always go out of his way to make sure he talked to you first. Maybe it was just your emotional state, but you were starting to think he liked you back.

Your thoughts of Steve were interrupted by the man himself. Steve removed the pillow from your face slowly. The way he treated you made it seem like with the smallest touch he would break you. You stared up at Steve, who was closer to you now since he had taken away the fluffy lump of protection that had hidden the blush still plastered on your face.

Gaining some courage you decided to test your theory, “Steve do you like me?” you asked. He didn’t hesitate when he answered your question, “Of course I like you Y/n.” He said. You nodded and thought about what you should do next, you should have phrased that differently.

He was right there, so close to your face. You slowly got closer to him, before filling the space and kissing him on the lips quickly. When you pulled away, you noticed Steve’s face was completely red. “Oh… that’s what you meant.” he said as he looked at you.

You apologized, realizing that you had made things awkward. Steve shook his head, “No, please don’t apologize. Y/n what I should have said earlier is that I don’t just like you… I love you.” He confessed, face still red.

All you could do was smile. Steve smiled back at you. You laid back down on your bed, patting the space next to you. “Can we cuddle?” You asked, giving him puppy-dog eyes. Steve couldn’t say no to that. He laid down next to you and you immediately wrapped your arms around him. You closed your eyes, feeling completely relaxed as he wrapped one of his arms around you. Steve started to play with your hair as well. Steve watched as you fell asleep next to him. The only thing he could think of was how he was so lucky to have someone as beautiful as you loving him back.

I hoped you liked it. This was so much fun to write! Periods are a pain, but at least Steve makes it better. - Admin Akane