you are so cute i can't

little klance thing i’m hung up on today:

“listen, Keith. we can’t just go in and blow things up like a psycho. planning is important.”

and he was super impressed and proud when lance presented his plan!

but not only that, Keith took it to heart:

“i don’t understand your plan but i’m gonna make my own one”

“are you seeing this, lance?”

“lance, i did it, i made a plan!” 

“isn’t that amazing, lance?”

“i’m so proud of myself rn, i listen to advice”

“i’m gonna go up this ladder and sneak towards my target, be proud of me, lance!”

k so i just wanna say how grateful i am for jungkook (and the other members of bts) okay like im still replaying the memories from the ellen show in my head and like im so sad that the fan interactions during commercial breaks won’t get aired. during the commercial ‘i can’t feel my face’ came on and lemme just say.. ive seen jungkook sing along to songs plenTY of times on camera but like guys. witnessing it first hand.. wOW it was life changing. he is so cute and sOo precious and he is such a soft boi and all of the other members were singing along too and they all walked over to us and we were all singing and wow im just so emo and thankful for them like. i wish that was the shit that got aired. im so soft for jungkook and the rest of them let me livE ok bye

guys having four cats is the best oh my god? everywhere i go in the apartment there’s a cat just waiting to be loved. like lately Bedelia keeps coming up to me and tapping me on the arm/back/etc with her little paw very softly like “excuse me i would like you to pet me now please”and it’s so pure. i’m just warm all the time!!!

ahah ahah 


someone: *draws hunk skinnier in an effort to make him look more attractive*

me: screencapped and emailed to my lawyer. She will have filed charges by tomorrow afternoon. By law We must allow you 48 hours to remove the offending material. If not, you will be charged with defamation of character, libel, and criminal mischief, all misdemeanors. You will face a judge trial.


Chris is truly one of the kindest people I’ve ever met, to the point where sometimes I would look at him and it would kind of break my heart. He’s really vulnerable, and he’s really straightforward. He’s like primary colors. He has beautiful, big, strong emotions, and he’s really sure of them. It’s just wonderful to be around. His heart is probably golden-colored, if you could paint it. - Jenny Slate


ending scene vs bonus