you are sleeping you do not want to believe

sweet n soft asks

sweet- what’s your favorite type of candy
smooth- do you like classical music
baby- do you want to be a parent
courage- are you a strong athlete
lovely- what’s the adjective you use when people ask “how are you”
cutie- what’s your favorite orange thing
skin- do you want any tattoos
pictures- is art important to you in any way
stars- use one word to describe space
religion- do you practice religion - what religion if so
one- are you a competitive person
makeup- what is your most heavily used makeup product
sheets- how many blankets do you sleep with
chalk- what subject are you best at in school
blush- are you easily embarrassed
water- when was the last time you cried
karma- do you believe in luck
lips- what is your favorite thing to taste
cupcake- cookies, pie, ice cream or cake
music- list your 3 favorite bands or artists
night- how many hours of sleep do you get
smile- how was your day today

I hate how I can’t ask you how you’re doing so I pretend that you’re miserable.
I tell everyone how you’re a wreck, how I abandoned you, how you can’t sleep and you cry. You cry so much.
Even if it’s untrue I want to believe it. I want to believe that you’re so goddamn miserable that on your planet Earth the sun never shines and you miss me and you realized that you love me. You love me so much.
And it’s sad really because I saw you the other day and you were laughing. And your sun was shining.
It’s my world that’s falling apart without you.
—  Why Did You Forget About Me?
Winter Starter Sentences
  • “Baby, it’s cold outside." 
  • "Don’t forget your sweater." 
  • "Do you want marshmallows with your cocoa?" 
  • "We’re snowed in!" 
  • "The roads are too icy, looks like you’re staying here." 
  • "What do you want for Christmas." 
  • "I got your present today!" 
  • "Do you believe in Santa?" 
  • "You still believe in Santa?" 
  • "Your nose is as red as Rudolph’s." 
  • "Are you looking forward to guiding Santa’s sleigh?" 
  • "Can you name all the reindeer’s?" 
  • "What’s your favorite Christmas song?" 
  • "Merry Christmas, baby" 
  • "Merry Christmas!" 
  • "I’m cold." 
  • "Cuddle me?" 
  • "Do you have an extra blanket?" 
  • "Could you sleep with me tonight? For warmth." 
  • "Is that mistletoe?”

CONNIE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING STAYED THERE TO SLEEP.

YOU WONDERFUL NERD I LOVE YOU.

Do you think she noticed the pic of herself behind the bed?

Seems the word got around.

Like the fans everyone seems to want to see more of these three.


“You need to crack more jokes, “Amethyst”!”

“Do you want me to crack you then?”

“I don’t….”

“Because you’re a joke. Sorry my insult sailed over your head.”

LAPIS OH MY GOD.

PERIDOT AND HER ARE SUCH DICKS I LOVE IT.

I can’t believe Connie’s fucking dead.

“Heh!”

That laugh cured my depression twice now.

If Jamie and Claire could text: Sleeping outside her door edition
  • Claire: doing okay out there?
  • Claire: How's
  • Claire: *how's the blanket?
  • Jamie: nice and toasty
  • Jamie: thanks again
  • Claire: thank YOU
  • Claire: still can't believe you're sleeping on the cold hard floor for my sake
  • Jamie: it's my pleasure, ssnch
  • Jamie: truly
  • Claire : 😊
  • Claire: are you *sure* you don't want to come in?
  • Jamie: notonebit
  • Claire: what?
  • Jamie: what?
  • Jamie: go watch this video of kittens
  • Jamie: right now
  • Jamie: dinna scroll up
  • Jamie: just watch the video
  • Jamie: and forget what an arse I am
  • Claire: 😊
  • Claire: never
  • Claire: you're a *sweet* arse at least
  • Jamie: /your/sweetarse
  • Claire: WHAT
  • Jamie: WHAT
  • Jamie: LOOK KITTENS AND OTTERS PLAYING TAG GO WATCH IMMEDIATEL
  • Jamie: **after you delete all texts from me
  • Claire: **knowing smile**
  • Jamie: Christ claire I'm sorry dna ken what's got into me tonight. Shouldn't have said
  • Claire: !!!!
  • Claire: OMG
  • Jamie: shit
  • Jamie: can Ye forgive
  • Claire: no no no lookit their lil paws when they tag each other!!
  • Jamie: 😊😊😊😊😊
  • Jamie: thattagirl
  • Claire: OMG HERES ONE OF WEASELS PLAYING SHINTY
  • <<< three hours later > >>
  • Jamie: think we should go to sleep?
  • Claire: nahhhhhhh
  • Jamie: 😊
  • Claire: cuz I just found a vid of 18 y.o. DOUGAL MACKENZIE doing DRUNK KARAOKE
  • Jamie: godiloveyou
  • Claire: _what_
  • Jamie: LOVE *KARAOKE
  • Jamie: LETS HAVE THAT LINK
Disney (and Some Pixar) Movie Asks

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: Have you ever stayed in a strangers house before? If yes, why? 

Pinocchio: What’s the biggest lie you’ve told that no one knows about? 

Dumbo: Have you ever been to a circus or fair? 

Cinderella: Do you have any family members who you really don’t get along with? 

Peter Pan: If you stopped aging right now, what could you do for the rest of your life? Would you want to stop aging? 

Sleeping Beauty: What’s the last dream you remember having? 

One Hundred and One Dalmatians: How many pets do you have, what are they, and what are their names? 

Robin Hood: Do you believe in the idea of taking from the rich and giving to the poor? Why or why not? 

The Fox and the Hound: Who is your best friend? 

The Little Mermaid: If you could have anything you wanted in exchange for one of your talents, which talent would you give up and what would you give it up for? 

Beauty and the Beast: What is your favorite book/book series? 

Aladdin: Could you give up your happiness for someone else’s? 

Nightmare Before Christmas: If you could reinvent a holiday, which one would you remake and how? 

The Lion King: Have you ever lost someone important to you? 

A Goofy Movie: What was your favorite family vacation and why? 

Pocahontas: What do you think it means to sing with all the voices of the mountains and paint with all the colors of the wind? 

Toy Story: If your toys came to life, what things could they hold over you and blackmail you with? 

Hercules: If you were a god or goddess, what would your powers include? 

Mulan: What are your opinions on gendered products? 

Tarzan: Do you believe that animals are capable of “human” emotion? 

The Emperor’s New Groove: Have you ever changed your views because you were in the wrong? 

Atlantis: What are you passionate about? 

Monsters Inc: Did you believe there were monsters in your closet when you were a kid? 

Lilo and Stitch: What is your relationship with your sibling’s like? If you don’t have any, would you rather have an older or younger sibling and why? 

Finding Nemo: Do you think parents should allow their children freedom after a certain age? 

Brother Bear: If you could become any animal, which would you choose? 

Meet the Robinsons: Who do you consider “family?”

Tinkerbell: Have you ever tried to be someone you’re not for the sake of fitting in? 

Bolt: How far would you go for someone you cared about? 

The Princess and the Frog: If you dug a little deeper, what would be your ultimate goal in life, provided income wasn’t an issue? 

Tangled: Could you sacrifice yourself for someone you barely knew? 

Wreck-It Ralph: What’s your favorite video game? 

Frozen: Do you believe in love at first sight? 

Big Hero Six: If you could be any superhero, who would you be and why? 

Inside Out: Which of your emotions do you think controls your brain most often? 

Zootopia: Have you ever experienced discrimination first-hand? 

8

 “Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I betcha don’t, you’re probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody? And you knew that, if only that person *really* knew you, they would, well, they would of course dump the perfect model that they were with, and realize that. You were the one that they wanted to, just, grow old with. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you haven’t even talked to? Have you ever been so alone you spend the night confusing a man in a coma?“

Lucy Eleanor Moderatz  - While You Were Sleeping,1995.

ao3 link


“Smooch.”

A kiss on the nose.

“Mwah.”

A kiss with more passion, now on the forehead.

“Kiss.”

A softer kiss, this time on the cheek.

“Victor, why do you have to vocalize your kisses?” Yuuri groans from where he is in bed, splayed out under the covers. Victor grins from where he’s kneeling by the bed, his arms crossed and on the edge, his face right next to Yuuri’s.

“I don’t always do it, I only do it when I’m trying to wake you up but I don’t want to pour water on your head to wake you up. It’s much nicer to wake up with kisses,” Victor explains and he sounds far too cheery for whatever time it is, sometime that Yuuri believes to be fairly early since Victor is always up early.

Yuuri flails his arm to the other side of the bed and frowns when he realizes it’s empty.

“You’re already up?” Yuuri questions, his voice sleep ridden, his eyes not even bothering to open. “What day is it?” quickly follows.

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kaleighstyles34  asked:

Prompts for magical character accidentally using new spells on their significant other

“I swear I didn’t mean to give you rainbow hair.”

“While it’s nice to see that you can shrink people, I’m not sure I want to be this small forever.”

“I can’t believe I can glow in the dark now. I’m not sure I want you to fix it.” 

“You will find a solution. For now, you’re sleeping on the couch until you do.”

Hey, America? An open letter from a Christian.

I’d really appreciate if you took a moment to read this. Get to the end, read with an open mind and listen to what I’m saying before murdering me.

Your new President appears to support Christianity. That’s fine. Bashing other religions? That is not okay. I’m sorry, you guys don’t deserve that disrespect.

His party’s beliefs appear to be very conservative, and some of the things that Mike Pence believes in are crazy conservative.

Can I make some arguments, here? I am a Christian. I have conservative(ish) beliefs. I don’t smoke, won’t have sex before marriage and don’t really drink that much. But you know what? Those are my beliefs. If you want to get drunk then go sleep around, that’s your call, it doesn’t affect me. All I’ll do is make sure you’re safe, make sure you’re consenting and make sure you get home alright. My beliefs don’t have any effect on your choices and I won’t make you live by my standards.

A lot of Christians believe that same sex relationships are wrong. Personally, I am not making a judgement call on this, it’s not my position to decide. Either way, whether someone supports your choice or not, they shouldn’t judge you or treat you any different. EVEN IF a Christian thinks a gay relationship is wrong (just hear me out), that shouldn’t change a thing. They should still treat you the same, love you, support you, be your friend. I have gay friends, bi friends, ace friends, trans friends, I don’t act any different towards them. Everyone is a person. Everyone is worthy of love. We’re all equal.

If a ‘Christian’ attacks you for your beliefs or tries to force their views on you, they’re not representing our God correctly. Literally, our second most important commandment is “love your neighbour as yourself”. Love, respect and empathy are core to our belief, so if someone hates you for what you’re doing, please do not think it’s because of their faith. That is their personal issue. They’ve got some ‘I’m high and mighty coz I’m a good person bow to me trolololo” complex going on. 

We do not have the right to treat anyone as lesser than ourselves. No right. Whatsoever. No matter what. Never. “But what about-” NO. Shush. Love your neighbour. It doesn’t say “unless they do this thing”. Have a look at Jesus’ lifestyle, okay? He loved hanging out with criminals, prostitutes, tax collectors and beggars. He didn’t bash them, he didn’t spit on their life. He had dinner with them. Do y’all wanna come have dinner with me? I don’t have social meals enough so I’d love that! Someone bring the pie.

To the LGBTQ+ community, I am so, so sorry for all the hate you get. I promise with all my heart that that is not what my religion is about. I cried when I heard about the shootings this year. My heart is broken at the thought of anyone being killed for their lifestyle choice. I, and many others, will treat you no different to any other person. There are so many people like me, we just happen to be less vocal than the hateful minority that feel like they have the right to bash you. They’re not justified, and never will be. Even if someone disagrees, they should let you live your life and love you just the same.

Next issue: Abortion.

Abortion is an awful choice. I would hate the thought of any woman being in a position where she must choose that. Not all people see it as morally wrong, so to make a law that tells them to stick to a moral that they genuinely don’t believe in, doesn’t feel right to me. I believe the option should be there, because if it was illegal, people would still do it illegally, and probably less safely.

It’d be like if a vegetarian became president and made it illegal to eat meat. They may genuinely believe in their heart that killing and eating animals is wrong, and they’re entitled to that opinion and can live by that lifestyle. For everyone else that doesn’t have moral issues with it, it seems insane to be forced to live under rules that are there because of one group’s opinion, not nationally shared beliefs.

Some people think abortion is wrong the whole time, some think it’s fine the entire time, others think it’s okay, up to a point, like just the first trimester. It depends on when you believe life begins and how the mother’s rights fit in with the child’s. That’s just the way the world is, people have different views, so we may as well make do with what we can, and support individuals no matter what they choose rather than attack them for their mistakes. 

Too many people say “abortion is wrong” without personalising it. Would you really say to a 14-year-old girl who got raped by her uncle that she is a murderer if she gets an abortion? Context is so important. Yes, some of us may believe is wrong, but telling someone that will hurt them, ostracize them and push them away. We simply cannot make someone hold to our standard just by telling them that we see it as wrong.

You don’t have to be pro-choice to respect people’s decisions. What I do have a problem with is situations where young women are guilt tripped or forced into having an abortion. There should be serious education about the matter so women and girls can make the decision they believe in without getting crap from either side of the debate. 

It’s so easy for someone who is in a safe, loving environment to have strong beliefs without personalising it, and realising there are people in pretty shit situations allows you to empathise and support someone through a hard time without bashing them. Neither choice is easy, so we should be supporting the mothers so that they too are safe.

Forcing abstention, not protecting the LGBTQ+ community, trying to ‘turn gays straight’, not believing in evolution (I’ll come back to this), not allowing gay marriage… These are all things that conservative ‘Christians’ may believe. And hey, if they wanna believe that, that’s fine by me. They can do that within their own lives, that’s cool. The second they try to push that on others, they have overstepped. 

No matter how conservative or liberal your beliefs, you should just stick to them and live by them, and let everyone else do their thing. I do not believe that all laws should be based on Christian beliefs. Christians can still be conservative and believe these things even if everyone else does it. Eating meat is legal, vegetarians can still choose to not to do it. Hence another reason why I am unhappy with the presidential winner. These beliefs cannot be forced on a nation. That just isn’t fair.

Evolution… 

I hear Mike Pence doesn’t believe in it. A lot of Christians don’t. That’s their choice. Personally, I do. I think it’s really, really immature to ignore fantastic scientific research just to adamantly support a passage of the Bible that was written poetically (if you want the details of this, feel free to flick me a message), not literally. As someone who believes in a God, I think God used evolution to create the world. So, hey, the world may just be billions of years old and God just kick-started it way back when, and now here we are (quite a lot of Christians that are educated in both religion and science will agree with me). 

Either way, it doesn’t matter. We’re here now. If you’re a hard-core atheistic evolutionist or a strong believer in young earth creationism, it doesn’t matter. That’s another thing we can’t push on each other, no one was there, so we can’t reaaaally prove it either way, unfortunately.

Where am, I going with this? I suppose what I want to say is I am so sorry for any impending law changes that attack things you hold to be true, just because someone else has different beliefs to you. No one deserves that. Anyone who does so is not accurately representing the true, core values of our religion.

TL;DR. Your election has been insane. I’m sorry. If some conservative beliefs get put in place as laws, please do not hate my religion. The people who are representing it are not doing so accurately, and there’s a significant portion of us who agree with what I say. We’re on your side. We are. Anyone who’s not does not have the right to call themselves a true Christian.

Feel free to message me about any of this. Try not to kill each other (or me) in the replies, but please pass this on. I’d love to be able to extend a hand of apology and love to as many people as possible. We’re on this earth together and we gotta get along. Black, white, yellow, tan, brown, pink, blue, green, sparkling in the sunlight like a vampire, orange (yes, Trump too), gay, straight, male, female, local, tourist, immigrant, refugee, or anything in between, we’re all human. We’re all worth love. Every single one of us is worthy of life, joy, safety and happiness. Give someone a hug today. They may need it. 

Alec: i never thought id see the day, but,, guess what happened??

Aline: what

Alec: golden boy Raj, leaving VICTOR ALDERTREES BEDROOM @4 o'clock in the morning

Raj: AJSHUSBSHBI I M

Aline: raj how COULD YOU??? SPILL THE DIRT

Raj: it was literally NOTHING THOO

Aline: yeah, right .spill

Raj: are u calling me a liar

Alec: we sure as hell aint calling you a truther

Raj: NAGISVSUABAVA we were just working on another lead we got on Valentine and it got late and with all his British kindness he asked me if I wanted to sleep there in his room?? But cloTHES STAYED ON I SWEAR

Aline: im sorry doesn’t raj live in the institute

Alec: he do

Aline: that’s some gay shit @raj

Raj: listen at least i didn’t go all the way to central Brooklyn for cocktails and came back home

Aline: i still don’t believe those cocktails had a tail tbh

Alec: JWVSJSHANAVAJAV

Raj: you left us hanging and had nothing to bring back to feed us

Alec: ahGjavsTOP™

Aline: where is THE ACTION LIGHTWOOD MY CROPS ARE DYING

Alec: just like your game

Raj: ooh buRN

Aline: fuck yall

Alec: we have boyfriends :////

334 and 360 w/ Peter Maximoff

334. “Wow, somebody needs a happy meal.”

360. “Wanting Mcdonalds is not an emergency.”-”Sure it is.”


“I can’t believe I’m here at 2 in the fucking morning!” Peter groaned, placing a hand over his face.

“Shh, be quiet Peter. Besides, hunger never sleeps.” You replied impatiently.

“Yeah, but don’t you think it’s a bit early to be eating?” He questioned looking over at you. 

“Tell me, what time do stomachs close? Hmm?” You responded looking at him.

“Fair point.” He sighed. “I just don’t get it. You called saying there was an emergency. Wanting Mcdonalds is not an emergency.”

“Sure it is.” You retorted.

“No it isn’t Y/N. I could be asleep right now dreaming about Twinkies.”

You scoffed. “Really? Twinkies?”

“What’s wrong with Twinkies?” He defended.

“Nothing.” You smirked. 

“What’s taking them so long?!” Peter snapped, banging his fist on the table making you jump.

“Wow, somebody needs a happy meal.” You mumbled.

Peter dragged his hand down his face. “I’m sorry. I’m just tired and grumpy and I want to go home.” He whined like a 3 year old.

“Well we an go home once I have my chicken nuggets.” You sassed.

Peter sighed. “Fine.”

Merry Christmas, Baby

This is the last installment in the “Holiday” series. It’s literally been a year for this one. 

Christmas Party Embarrassment,
New Year’s Kiss,
I Love You,
Just Kiss Me,
Easter Sunday.
I’m A Fool For You
Fireworks
Happy Birthday
Trick Or Treat
I’m Thankful For You
Christmas Party Do Over

Words: 1088

A/N: If you want to be tagged in something, send me an ask.

You woke up on Christmas morning with the biggest smile on your face. You were still reeling from the night before. You couldn’t believe you were actually engaged to Jensen. It was seriously a dream come true.

           “Merry Christmas, Baby,” Jensen said, kissing you when he realized you were awake next to him.

           “Merry Christmas,” you beamed.

           “How did you sleep?” he asked.

           “I slept great,” you said, “Once I got to sleep.”

           “Couldn’t sleep?” he asked.

           “Too excited.”

           “For Christmas?” he smirked knowingly.

           “Because I got engaged to the love of my life last night,” you kissed him, “And I’m freaking excited.”

           He chuckled, putting his arms around you, “I’m freaking excited too.”

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NU'EST Song Title Asks
  • FACE: Have you ever faced or confronted bullying, whether personally or from a third person point of view?
  • Action: What motivates you? What are your goals?
  • Sleep Talking: What is the most significant or memorable dream you've ever had?
  • Beautiful Ghost: Do you believe in anything paranormal? If so, what kinds of experiences have you had if any?
  • Bridge the World: What do you want your legacy in life to be?
  • Goodbye Bye: When did you experience significant change in your life? What brought this on?
  • Pretty: What is your favorite feature about yourself, whether physical or based on personality?
  • Overcome: What has been your greatest struggle in life to overcome, or what obstacle are you most proud of yourself for overcoming?
  • Daybreak: What's your favorite time of the day?
  • Love Paint: How do you prefer to express yourself? The arts, sports, etc?

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Prompt: Could u do “YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR” with Kirk. This seems super obvious to me that the reader would do this bc Kirk wants all the presents
Word Count: 309
Warnings: Cursing, yelling
Author’s Note:

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Why I Made My Tumblr: I saw it when looking at Death Note stuff last year, but my iPhone 4 didn’t download anything so I had to wait until a year ago
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Zen's Lullaby
  • Zen's Lullaby
  • Mystic Messenger
Play

It’s me. Are you still up?
Uhm… Sorry to call you all of a sudden. But I had this dream and it keeps bothering me.
…Ugh… I feel so complicated. I’ll try to organize the details and send the message to everyone.

MC: Did you have a nightmare?

No, it wasn’t a nightmare… You might not believe me even if I tell you.
I shouldn’t have woken you up. I was just so surprised that I had to call someone.
If you can’t sleep, do you want me to sing you a lullaby? Oh… maybe Jumin won’t like that.

MC: Sing me a lullaby.

Ahem… let me just get my voice ready… Ah- good.

Good night my baby~
The birds and baby lamb are sleeping~
on your front yard~
The moon is singing you to sleep~
Good night my baby~

…You’re asleep, right? I’m sorry I woke you.
Good night… and talk to you later.
Bye…