you are perfect shh

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whenever i think about that dog protecting pregnant lady video i think of blackwall

he gets bit and he’s so fucking touched like “yes good dog!!! doing your job protecting the baby!!! who’s a good girl??? who’s the best, most fiercest guard dog in the world???“

the inquisitor is just like “thom, please do not reward the dog for biting you”

and when she’s not looking he turns to the other dog and he’s just like “you need to step up your game. look at your sister she’s a good dog.”

“THOM DON’T CHASTISE DAFFODIL FOR NOT BITING YOU”

“well maybe daffodil should be more like dandelion”