you are perfect and i hate you for it

More adorable freaking letters from Axl to Erin (translated from that blurry shot of his writing to the best of my ability). This one features Axl being a cute romantic and Axl also feeling frisky and writing Erin pure innocent erotica. Lmao.

“Fucking daytime even.
Torque, me dad + the rocker - he’s in has already (something) -  and everybody loves it. Geneva should be real proud. I can’t think of topic that I feel like talking about. 

I’m more concerned with the idea of biting your neck and slowly sucking your lips while I run my fingers through your hair. Hey - this is kinda fun!

I miss OUR bed – I hate hotel beds. Hotel (something), hotel service of any kind, and last but not least hotel phones – I deserved two!

I need to hold you and touch youI miss your fucking perfect waist.  Not so romantic but DEFINITELY concerned/excited. I haven’t slept much, I want to go to sleep with you, in my arms. If this doesn’t sound good to you or only partially then you best (something)…. because you are in trouble.

Well we’re landing – if you need any info on the neck biting, PLEASE CONTACT THE WRITER OF THIS LETTER FOR FURTHER DETAILS AND ROMANCE COURSES.”  

                                           – LOVE AXL –

anonymous asked:

Have you (or anyone that you know of) written and nb!Alex fox about their first haircut and/or really bad I hate how I look days but they get help dealing with it from the people that love them. I don’t know sorry. Really strong feelings about this right now and have trouble dealing. I hope you have the most amazing day and weekend!

Hi sweetie – I am soooooo sorry you’re having one of those days! You’re perfect and valid and I’m sending you alllll of my love. Here, I hope this one helps. If not, feel free to ask again and I’ll write a fresh one! 

<3 <3 <3 

anonymous asked:

Hey! First time messager here :) Love your blog-- could I have some comforting Frank hc's?? I'm doing a project atm and it's making me unbelievably stressed :// X

hiya!! i’m glad you reached out- i’d love to help! i believe in your ability to complete your project, and remember: you CAN do it, but even if it isn’t perfect, it’ll be okay. your life is bigger than just what you can complete in this task. but you can do it!!! you will do your best, and that’s all that counts.

so, here are some soft frankies! to give you motivation!

frank doesn’t like when his girl is stressed. he HATES it. not because it’s bad for her to feel stressed- she is completely entitled to her emotions and he respects that- but because he feels like he’s let her get hurt, somehow, and what right has the world to make her suffer? she’s too good for these assholes. no one has any right to ask her to do something that makes her stressed, worried, pained. so he wishes he could just reach in and take her pain out, but he knows he can’t. so all he does is stay by her side and help her as best he can, occasionally grumbling curses at those who would tax her in this way. 

frank tends to buy his girl small tokens of affection here and there. found a little button at a store that says “apple of my eye” or a magnet or a toy model; some small thing that caught his eye and made him think of her. he likes leaving them for her around the house with little notes attached; “love ya,” says a sticky note signed “your frank.”

frank can’t cook anything gourmet, no, but he can make something nice. pancakes, waffles, toast. sometimes soft and sweet for her, a nice, warm snack for her, complete with fruits and whipped cream and a kiss on her cheek. “a treat for you,’ he smiles, rubbing her back. “lemme know if you want anything else.”

also, let’s be real, frank can do a damn fine deep massage. he sees that his girl’s shoulders are tense so he puts his big, strong hands on them and works the muscles, hushing her with his nice, deep voice. “shh,” he says. “just relax, hon. take a minute.” “but the project-” “can wait. i don’t want you getting any cramps or some shit. just hush a minute.” he pets her hair and kisses her head, then returns to massaging her neck and shoulders. 

he also is strict about “okay, you’ve worked for three hours, you’re taking a break.” and if she goes past 10 o clock at night he will reach around her and shut her books and computer and lift her up, carrying her to bed. “FRANK I HAVE TO WORK!” “nuh uh. it’s bedtime for you, missy.” “I HAVE TO GET THIS DONE!” “and you won’t be able to if you’re not RESTED. so quit squirmin’ around,” he grunts, plopping her in bed and wrestling her shoes off, tossing her pajamas on the bed (though he does wink at her and say that it’d take a step out of the checklist if she just wore nothing), then pulling the covers over her. he settles in next to her and fastens an arm around her waist, pulling her close so she can’t wriggle away and go to finish her all-nighter. nope. she’s staying with him.

i hope that helps!!! i love you!!!

anonymous asked:

You do nothing but jerk off your obsessions with HxH and Avatar over the sane fans of Naruto that make you feel ashamed of what you do on this site.

Funny thing is you’re closer to the definition of a Narutard than the “stans”.

A stan is a hardcore fan who think the series/character is perfect. You have to at least  like the series to even try to be a stan. I fucking hate naruto.

You want me to feel ashamed? ok let me try. nah, it’s not working, I don’t feel ashamed.

irony; when people say you should get a life/ go outside bc you hate their favs, while they’re roaming the internet and get defensive at people criticizing fictional characters.

Yeah I like seeing them react, it’s funny. I think people are especially serious on tumblr, they literally feel entitled they shouldn’t have to see negativity. On youtube, funny rants, humorous negativity channels like cinemasins and honest trailers are very popular. But then tumblr fandom cultures are known to be fucked up. 


Don’t forget Gorillaz fans, Jamie Hewlett exist! He made all you’re favorite band members come to life in the music videos, shorts, ect! He continues drawing them countless times and works day and night to give you new content with the band members! So please appreciate him!!! ❤❤❤

Sun signs according to people I’ve met


Usually very motivated and energetic, they have a really strong aura around them. I admire them a lot, they seem like cool people and may seem intimidating but are super nice in person! Protective of their loved ones. Goals in terms of swag and athleticism they got. Teach me how to carry myself like you please.


The cutest, most amazing (even if a bit stubborn) friends. Best partners for getting food or watching a movie together. Taurus boys are my cryptonite, Taurus girls are the loves of my life. They are very much real in a sense of being human. Sensual, chill and true, really “earthy”. Fake isn’t in their vocabulary. Seriously I know quite a few Tauruses and I love them all to death. Only problem is when we disagree on something major, neither will back down from the argument.


I always lowkey hate on them, but they aren’t all that bad; Conversations with them are the most fun, and when I am with them I never get bored; I know a lot of male Gemini’s and no female ones sadly; in general they are nice people but usually fuckboys. Probably wouldn’t date one (but flirting with them is a lot of fun). Good sense of humour.


Being a Cancer myself I tend to be drawn to a specific type of Cancer females on social media. Those are the The Moms, their entire vibe is really soft and warm and motherly but also protective and strong. We will cook you dinner because we love you. We are good cooks in general. Foul mouths and will fight you any time. Pretend to be edgy, but we usually aren’t. Crying over our partner (or lack of) all the damn time but usually in private.


Ughh. Leo females are okay but Leo males? They annoy me to no end and I always bicker with them, but at the same time they are usually really charming so :/. Lowkey hate them and their inflated ego but they are good friends which I appreciate. Loud and sooo in your face but loyal and can take you to the most bizarre and amazing places. Overall infuriating 0/10 do not recommend. (Jk)


Okay, so I am biased, but Virgos are literally perfect human beings. They are smart, logical, neat and polished and just ugh. Especially females are really classic beauties with killer fashion sense. Overall all genders seem to have a feminine vibe? It’s sooo hard to get them even remotely interested in you but it’s worth it in the end. Can push you to be the best version of yourself. They can literally step on me. Heart eyes motherfucker.


Oookay, so. Libras are weird, man. It’s hard to dislike them, because they can be so nice but you never know if they are real nice or fake nice. Seems like usually fake tho. They are super gorgeous, in a very luxurious way and their lives are the true aesthetics. First impression is that they are pretty shallow, but I wouldn’t assume that about people without knowing them.


Damn I love Scorpios! Deep af, people I can talk to about my deepest thoughts, discussing occult stuff, cry on their shoulders or just hug it all out m8. I feel super comfortable with them. Best partners for planning an assassination on your ex (or Trump) tbh. Aesthetics on point as well. I am living for that mysterious grunge shit vibe. You go my bros.


Don’t hate me for this, but the only sign I usually cannot stand to keep close are Sags. They are amazing conversationalists with the sharpest minds out there and interesting points of view. Talking to them about basically any topic can take hours and not get boring, and you could take them for an adventure for a week and it would be the best choice. But longterm relationship or friendship? Nah. I do not trust.


I have a lot of Capricorn women in my life and I admire them so much. They are so hardworking, punctual and they sacrifice themselves for their loved ones everyday, in every way. Also their love is so good and true, damn. The Cap stereotype is that they are bad with feelings but I strongly disagree. One of the most amazing signs out there. Protect them and treasure them.


Aw my favourite aliens. Just kidding. They are often misunderstood I think, but they are actually super cool. They are not afraid of being different and that’s a really admirable trait imo. Also the best partners for sharing your conspiracy theories with. If you feel like they just walked all over you, they probably didn’t mean it, they just don’t realize it sometimes? The most interesting people to keep around, if you can tolerate their cold exterior.


Damn you Pisces. Why you all gotta be so unpredictable. I know a great deal of Pisces people and each of them is so different, it is simply impossible to categorize them in any way lol. My brother is a confident social butterfly. One of my friends is an aesthetics grunge queen with a lot of sadness inside. My other friend is pretty shy and introverted with a lot of super weird quirks (probably the only one fitting the usual Pisces category). Another one is a typical nerd who is however pretty choleric and fake on the inside. And another one was the spawn of satan and literally the ugliest and most selfish person I know. What even are Pisces lmao.

Merman prince Alfred from a USUK au I thought of with @mi-chan4649. Arthur is a wandering kleptomaniac merman commoner who has become very good at stealing expensive valuables from wealthier merfolk. He likes to wear his stolen items and often lies about his social status wherever he goes. Alfred is a prince from another kingdom who is betrothed to the prince of Arthur’s birth kingdom, and he mistakes Arthur for the prince that he is to marry. Arthur rolls with it for as long as he can, going into it for the money, but they both find themselves falling in love with each other along the way. Arthur’s gotten himself into quite the mess.

The accompanying piece of Arthur by Mi can be found here. Check it out!

You do not owe it to ANYONE, even yourself, to reach your absolute maximum “potential”

I think you should try to lead a good life. To lead a happy life. To do good deeds, and to find a life you can be proud of. But you don’t need to force the absolute highest possible achievement out of yourself. You don’t need to live your entire life without making any mistakes, or missing any opportunities. You are allowed to take it easy sometimes. You are allowed to be human. 

Maybe you have made some big mistakes that got you “off track” in a major way. That’s ok! It doesn’t mean you wasted your life. Maybe you aren’t doing as much as you possibly could each day. That’s ok too! There is no score in life. There is no one best path. You are enough, I promise <3 

Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don’t you know
I would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you.❤

Happy Nalu Day. 07.26.17

me, every time anyone bakes anything on gbbo: yes, this is it - this is what I’ll make for Christmas dinner every year once I’m a RealAdult™ with a PerfectFamily™