you are not the duck

  • Nino: ok wait I have an idea
  • Nino: you gotta call out 'babe!' and see who looks up
  • Nino: I'll go first
  • Nino: BABE!
  • Adrien: lmao nobody even flinched
  • Nino: you try then
  • Adrien: I will
  • Adrien: BABE!
  • Nathanel: what?
  • Marinette: yeah?
  • Chloe: you called?
  • Nino: what the fu

anonymous asked:

I showed that picture you did yesterday to my Swedish fine art lecturer this morning (if you did not know Sweden is the Land of Ducks seriously everybody reads those comics here) and the guy just sat staring at it with his hands on his cheeks like he could not actually believe what he was seeing, so yeah you broke my lecturer


queenstrife  asked:

“How did we become this?” With Spider-Man ???

“How did we become this?” Peter said in quiet awe.

“Become what?” Y/N asked as she rubbed her eyes. They had been pouring over research all night trying to figure out something Tony had asked Peter to do, their half empty boxes of takeout moved to the side and forgotten in their studying.

“A domestic superhero couple.” Peter answered as he took a sip of his energy drink.

“Pft, I am not a superhero. You are the one who wears that title in this relationship.” Y/N laughed.

Peter’s eyes softened as he pushed a piece of hair away from her face. “You are more super than I could ever be.”

Y/N blushed and ducked her head. “Enough of that. We need to get back to work.” She said as she focused on the papers.

(900 follower celebration)

I’d Rather Feel Pain Than Nothing At All [a future!Barry Allen imagine]

a/n: SURPRISE ITS EARLY!  fuckin future barry is literally my husband, end of fuggin story it is law. IT IS LAW

Barry Allen is the live action version of the beast from Disney. You are pretty sure of it. As soon as the green down arrow on top of the elevator flickers, you enter the dusty hallway, sighing. You duck under a piece of hanging plastic, frowning at the sound of your ruby red heels. Barry loves you in red.

Nothing happens when you call out for him. You expected as much; the man never answers anyway. Another sigh escapes your lips as you advance into the main room. “Y/N.” comes a complete monotone voice from the dark corner. What is with him and hiding in dark corners? Talk about depressing…

Frowning deeper, you fold your arms over your scarlet blouse. “Barry.” you reply in the same tone, sucking on your lower lip. Your eyes scan the table, that’s still covered in dust, and you walk over to it, swaying your hips. “You know, you can still take up my offer.” you mutter, dragging the tip of your finger on the surface. “This place is disgusting.” you grimace, wiping your finger on your jeans.

“I can’t move in with you, Y/N.” he whispers in his deep voice, avoiding your presence as he leans on the table. You try not to roll your eyes at your boyfriend. “I’m broken.” he adds, navy blue sweater flapping around his black t-shirt. “I don’t even know why you love me.” he says softly, scoffing.

You adjust yourself so your hip is on the edge, facing him; watching his lengthy brown locks hang in front of his face. For years, the speedster has been saying that, and your answer has always been the same. “I can’t choose who I fall in love with, Barr.” you hum, smiling softly. “You deserve to feel something… you deserve to love again.” you muse, going to brush his hair behind his ear.

He whips his body around, finally staring at you. You can see all the veins in his neck. “The only emotion I feel is pain, Y/N!” Barry shouts, stepping forward. Wow, dramatic much? Those shimmering green orbs focus on you, slowly drifting down your body. You know how much he loves you in red. “There’s no love without pain.” he says softly. “I’d rather feel pain than nothing at all…”

Reaching out, you grip his cardigan, pulling him forward and pressing your lips on his. You would like to say it’s soft and passionate… passionate? Oh hell yes. But soft? Absolutely not. It’s teeth, it’s tongue, it’s… love. Inhaling deeply, you detach your lips, catching the way his eyelashes flutter. “Love isn’t supposed to hurt, Barry.” you whisper, pushing his bangs behind his ear.

The speedster sets his lips in a thin line, slowly moving his hands to your waist. “I want to move in with you,” he shakes his head, swallowing a lump in his throat. “But I’m not there yet.” he sighs, beginning to back away from your embrace.

Oh no, not again. You pull him back; chest pressed to chest. “Then just stay for the night.” you offer, searching his face. “I don’t like leaving you here alone.” you admit bashfully, twisting your fingers in the fabric of his sweater. “Please.” you pout, eyes darting around his face.

Barry sighs, bowing his head; thick locks tumbling off his forehead. “Okay.” he agrees; voice gravely. “Just tonight.”

anonymous asked:

YOu and the rest of the foujishi fangirls don't give to two shit if not only for SNS or any gay pairing in any series!! You're over here "offended " that Neji died? Plz, you're all mad Hinata stayed with Naruto that's it, leave your social "justice " aside hypocrites!! I don't like Hinata, but anyone can see that SNS is a selfish fandom as the NH fandom that cares only for their pairing individually you all ducking hate Naruto since Sasuke is the prize same with NH only thinking about Hinata.

1) I’m not a fujoshi. If you would spend any amount of time on my blog, you would see that there’s barely any sexual content. I’ve made lots of analysis posts that have literally nothing to do with sex. You can try to stereotype me however you want but that doesn’t mean you’re correct.

2) Yes, I’m angry that Neji died and no, it’s not just because I dislike NH. Kishimoto spent time developing Neji as a character, pointing out the flaws in their clan, and perfectly set it up so Neji could have been the one to fix them. Instead, what does he do? Kill a good character, FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF creating a “NH moment” that ended up being about all the people who have made sacrifices for Naruto. The Hyuuga clan was partaking in low key slavery. If you can just blow that off as some “snowflake social justice warrior bullshit”, then that’s on you. It’s fucked up and I have a problem with it. 

3) There are SNS shippers who dislike Naruto but I am not one of them, by any means. It literally says “PRO-NARUTO” in my blog description, if you would do just the smallest bit of research, before sending this dumb shit. 

Naruto OBVIOUSLY loves Sasuke, they both love EACH OTHER. SNS brings both of them happiness. 

4) You’re a fool. 

anonymous asked:

you seem to really enjoy and create things that have an air of gentle absurdity... is there a reason for this

i think because it reflects life in a lot of ways. the plodding of a duck is really sweet and fun, but if you give that duck like…idk, sunglasses and a vuvuzela, it becomes unenjoyable to me, it’s not natural. I appreciate sincerity in art.

(Just something dorky i came up with)

Imagine bringing your camera around to follow Lipton and catch his smiley moments

Smokey: …our new First Sergeant!!

Y/N: *cheering* Hey!! There’s our Mama Lip!!

Y/N: *approaching* Hey boys, how’s your day?

Lipton: * looks up at you* C’mon (Y/N), get that camera out of here. *he walks off, ducking down to get out of the frame.*

Y/N: *laughing* Aww is someone camera shy?

Winters: *shakes his head with an amused smile* Alright back to work.

Y/N: *sits behind Lip, turning on your camera*

Lipton: *turns and glances at you with a smile* You still running around with that?

Y/n: Of course. Gotta make sure everyone is graced with the beauty that is Carwood Lipton. *grins and zoomed in on his smile slightly.*

Lipton: *smiles and looks down* Get outta here. Take a look in the mirror would you?

Y/N: *pulling out the camera to capture Lip clapping* Enjoying the game?

Lipton: *Looks towards you and grins* Enjoying watching you and your effort. Go get ‘em! Work up a sweat out there! *shouts mockingly, then starts laughing towards you as Harry laughs along*

Y/N: *rolls your eyes* Haha!! At least you’re smiling!!

(not my gifs)

( also I’m tagging @queenofkeys simply because I can’t think of Lipton without thinking of you and how perfect you would be together)

pomrania  asked:

"Darth Vader vs Parenting", and "So You Accidentally Adopted an Uncle".

Darth Vader vs Parenting
What, in the name of every star in every system, was the boy doing here?! This was the middle of a convention of Imperial allies! Luke flashed a nervous grin and fiddled with the strap of his satchel. “Er…can we talk about this?”
Vader could already feel the headache building behind his eyes.”
in which I base a plot summary off of Me Vs The 501st Garrison at comicon last month

So You Accidentally Adopted an Uncle
Nobody else seemed to notice at first – except maybe the space mice. They saw everything – but by and by Ulaz had become a fixture in the Castle of Lions. It wasn’t until Lance started comparing the Galra’s interactions with Shiro to the way he interacted with Coran that they started figuring it out. “I think he imprinted on you,” Lance said seriously, “Like a baby duck.” “

em-isnotavampire  asked:

Why did you choose duck as a nickname? Was it just random or..?

It’s a British nickname meaning “darling, lover, etc…” and I thought it kinda fit the way Ketch speaks.

He’s used “Love” as a sarcastic / condescending nickname and I can’t see him using “dear, baby, darling, sweetheart etc…” so Duck it is!

toonlady  asked:

I know canon is hard to define in the duckverse and Scrooge is much nicer in the newer comics but do you think this experience of his as a duckling with Scrooge turning his family away is why he might have developed a fear of success?

You know, I think that’s definitely something that could’ve happened. My girlfriend’s got a headcanon somewhat related, that Donald just heard all the bad stuff about Scrooge while he was growing up, for whatever time of his life Hortense was still in it (because there’s also the “raised by Grandma Duck” bit to consider).  If you think about that, it could’ve easily colored his perceptions about success and hard work and what it really does to a person.  How mean it makes them when they let it go to their head, how much it can run away with them.

Donald didn’t really start to shape up until he had the nephews in his life.  There’s not much of teen Donald in the comics, if anything, but another friend of mine likes to mix the shorts into this area.  His immaturity and childishness, and all around jerk behavior, until Huey, Dewey, and Louie arrived, and suddenly it wasn’t just about him anymore. Suddenly he HAD to work, HAD to support the family, HAD to grow up.  But his personality mixed in with the fear of success is just what sees him bouncing from job to job, trying to piece together just what it means to work hard without work running you over.

I’d love to hear what other people think about this, too ♥  It is, of course, all just headcanons and theories, but man I love talking out things like that >.>

anonymous asked:

I got some tickets for the future concert and they were VIP and I was gonna go with my cousins but they haven't paid me yet and I've told them twice already but I think Ima just sell them to not lose the money because they haven't said anything and the concert is next Friday. I'm hella pissed though like I don't even wanna fuck with them anymore yet alone see them cause they kept ducking me. What you think? Should I let it go or fuck them?

Fuck them !!!! sell those hoes quick and turn up by ya damn self with the money too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

srj1990  asked:

Hun, please don't let people get you down. Your writing is amazing, you are amazing. We love you. Keep your chin up, duck <3

Thanks Love ! I’m okay, it was just a rough start to the week. 💜 It’s getting better and I’m hoping to have one, possibly two fics up tonight.

anonymous asked:

If I were dating you we would talk about PJO/Magnus chase/Carry On etc. Cuddle and make blanket forts and eat scones. I'd take you to go look at ducks and then go look at some koi. Maybe adopt a few dogs. Then come home and eat pasta and look at the stars. <33



A happy birthday present- from me, to you! Well. And to me. Because hell this is super self indulgent even as doodle comics go, but had to get some of that hype out of me regarding the reboot.

This is part one- Part two can be read here!