you are not supposed to be this pretty

late for dinner late again lAte for dinner late again LATE FOR DINNER late again LATE FOR DINNER LATE LATE LATE LATE laTE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE LATE LATE LATE-Whizzers supposed to always be here….mAking dinner set to sCREW that’s what pretty bois should do…check their hairlines….make the dinner and looOOVVEE MEEEEE this is going nowhere and fast /Whizzer/ this little thing that we have will not last! don’t feel responsible after all is through (I’m not responsible!) life can be wonderful ISNT THIS WONDERFUL!!?!?? and this had better come to a STOP /Whizzer/ NOW whizzer CIAO whizzer BENNNND-this has better come to an END-I was supposed to make the dinner :((( make it pretty ONNN his plate, every wife should pull her weight….have it ready, make it tasty and loooOOOVVEE HIMMM this had better come to a STOP /Doctor/ this has been a TRAGIC AND HORRIBLE FLOP (don’t feel responsible after all its through!) who is responsible?!?! don’t ask me questions I’m frIGHTENED of questions but grateful that it’s come to a STOP Trina smile Trina I’ll help you mennnnd I met this man today, he wasn’t very smart but he was rICH MARVIN whICH MARVIN DO YOU PREFER I LUST FOR BRAINS OR MONEYYYYY (brainsssss I’m not so riiiiichhh) BRAINS OR MONEY (but hell im smaaarrrtt) love me (no) love me please….or break my hearrtttt (this is all very neat) this is all very neat (this is all very smaaaart) this is all very neat this is all very smart and this had better come to a STOP, MENDEL don’t touch me!! don’t condescenddddd this had better come, this had better come to a this this THIS THIS THIS HAD BETTER COME TO AN ENNNNND this had better come to an end………chopchopchopchop I chopped it I served his food the aSSHOLE forced me (chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop) AND STILL THE B A S T A R D DIVORCED ME (CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP) LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN (it isn’t like he says) LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN (you probably hurt his pride) LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN (he’s got to have it all) LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN (he’s like a baby who’s deniiiiIIIIEEDDD) this had better come to a STOP maaarrvin this has been a lousy but FABULOUS flop, (WHY IS IT ALWAYS OURSELVES WHO HAVE TO CHANGE) (this is incredibly boring) you’ve got a temper that redefines temper and this had better come to a STOP maarvinn WHY Marvin TRY Marvin BENNNND this had better come this had better come to a THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS HAD BETTER COME TO AN ENNNND (this had better come to an ennnnd) THIS HAD BETTER COME TO AN ENNNNNNNNNDDDDD

late for dinner late again lAte for dinner late again LATE FOR DINNER late again LATE FOR DINNER LATE LATE LATE LATE laTE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN LATE FOR DINNER LATE LATE LATE LATE-Whizzers supposed to always be here….mAking dinner set to sCREW that’s what pretty bois should do…check their hairlines….make the dinner and looOOVVEE MEEEEE this is going nowhere and fast /Whizzer/ this little thing that we have will not last! don’t feel responsible after all is through (I’m not responsible!) life can be wonderful ISNT THIS WONDERFUL!!?!?? and this had better come to a STOP /Whizzer/ NOW whizzer CIAO whizzer BENNNND-this has better come to an END-I was supposed to make the dinner :((( make it pretty ONNN his plate, every wife should pull her weight….have it ready, make it tasty and loooOOOVVEE HIMMM this had better come to a STOP /Doctor/ this has been a TRAGIC AND HORRIBLE FLOP (don’t feel responsible after all its through!) who is responsible?!?! don’t ask me questions I’m frIGHTENED of questions but grateful that it’s come to a STOP Trina smile Trina I’ll help you mennnnd I met this man today, he wasn’t very smart but he was rICH MARVIN whICH MARVIN DO YOU PREFER I LUST FOR BRAINS OR MONEYYYYY (brainsssss I’m not so riiiiichhh) BRAINS OR MONEY (but hell im smaaarrrtt) love me (no) love me please….or break my hearrtttt (this is all very neat) this is all very neat (this is all very smaaaart) this is all very neat this is all very smart and this had better come to a STOP, MENDEL don’t touch me!! don’t condescenddddd this had better come, this had better come to a this this THIS THIS THIS HAD BETTER COME TO AN ENNNNND this had better come to an end………chopchopchopchop I chopped it I served his food the aSSHOLE forced me (chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop) AND STILL THE B A S T A R D DIVORCED ME (CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOP) LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN (it isn’t like he says) LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN (you probably hurt his pride) LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN (he’s got to have it all) LATE FOR DINNER LATE AGAIN (he’s like a baby who’s deniiiiIIIIEEDDD) this had better come to a STOP maaarrvin this has been a lousy but FABULOUS flop, (WHY IS IT ALWAYS OURSELVES WHO HAVE TO CHANGE) (this is incredibly boring) you’ve got a temper that redefines temper and this had better come to a STOP maarvinn WHY Marvin TRY Marvin BENNNND this had better come this had better come to a THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS HAD BETTER COME TO AN ENNNND (this had better come to an ennnnd) THIS HAD BETTER COME TO AN ENNNNNNNNNDDDDD

kanashiimi  asked:

Why do you think Lizzy is obsessed with Ciel?

Because of how she acts around him? I didn’t mean it as an insult! I just interpret her adoration of “Ciel” as pretty intense, comparable to Edward’s own obsession towards Lizzy I suppose? There was the time she sneaked away from home to see OC.

There’s also her typical mega-adoration and “rough” treatment of him, not that she means to be heavy-handed! It’s just that she likes him that much.

Plus the fact that Lizzy abandoned her family in the current arc in order to see RC, which isn’t the most rational decision. I really like Lizzy and OC’s relationship though they’re super cute aa, but she can be quite passionate about him… even at the expense of herself (eg: the shoes).

Not to say Lizzy hasn’t mellowed out a bit over the manga, she does try her best to treat OC in a collected manner.

Uhh well… most of the time.

anonymous asked:

What's the posting schedule like for "if you wait"? Need to know because castle is waaaay more patient than me in the waiting department.

Ha, yes, Castle’s patience is rather exemplary, especially when he knows that what he wants is worth waiting for. But in this case, I don’t have an accurate answer for you just yet. This piece was only supposed to be a one shot, but then inspiration kind of hit without warning and I’m writing on the fly. I don’t expect this to be a very long multi-chapter though and I’m making it through pretty quickly, so I’m probably going to post the usual three days a week. Right now, I’m thinking Tuesdays, Thursdays, and then either Saturday or Sunday. But I’m open to preferences. :)

anonymous asked:

What do you suppose caused Kishimoto to get so attached to Uchiha?

I think it started with sasuke, since he’s a main character, when Kishi tried to expand his story, he expanded his clan. I mean Itachi was created to be a goal and conflict for sasuke’s character. Madara was a sasuke parallel, sorta. 

Then, kishi started getting attached to the uchiha cos he liked drawing them, that’s how I feel anyway. Kishi likes his bishie lean and androgynous. When he drew the the reverse harem jutsu, he didn’t draw hunky men, he drew pretty boys. He once drew something for jojo’s 25th anniversary, and he drew the pretty and youngest jojo, not the more masculine and better known ones. When Kishi draws uchiha, he can draw men with soft features, long hair, feminine eyes, that’s why he likes them.

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liz. i suppose i should tell you something about liz. here’s what it says in her dossier… sherman, elizabeth anne. born in kansas city, kansas, april 15, 1962. pyrotechnic abilities first manifest at age II. resultant fire leveled one city block. total fatalities, 32, including three firefighters. mother, father and only known sibling, a brother, among dead. became ward of b.p.r.d. in 1974. has since been trained to properly control pyrotechnic abilities. last uncontrolled manifestation, july 4, 1984. pretty impersonal. you’d hardly even guess they were talking about a human being.

anonymous asked:

I watch the leak for Star vs. the forces of evil and just noticed David biting Rivers leg how angry do you have to be to bite somebody

Ok for starters, i want to clarify that the clip is NOT a leak.


A leak, would be something someone taped ((Usually on a phone)) that was not supposed to be shown to the majority of viewers, it was supposed to be a surprise that would be shown much later with the permission of Disney ((Or whatever company owns it)).

Like the intro.

This was shown at Comic Con, and then put out by Disney for the viewers to see just a bit later. It’s not a leak if they wanted everyone to see it and put it out themselves.

It’s a Clip, not a leak, more like a teaser if anything.


I’d say pretty angry, biting is not typically used in fights unless you’re really playing dirty or it’s your last option for self defense. Guess whatever started that fight really pissed him off.

He went RIGHT for the leg too, like geez what the heck started this?

I’m partially amused neither Moon or Wrathmelior are doing squat to stop their husbands from outright murdering each other . They’re just letting them go at it ((Although Moon sure looks a bit upset herself at whatever happened and whatever they said to each other.))).

Dave, hate to break it you, you’re not a demon. You’re not gonna be able to chew through River’s leg.

Character Thesis Q&A:

To him:

Be whatever you wish. Haunt me, taint me. I was never allowed to keep something so fragile by my said. You existed and then you did not. Only death is quicker.

Fragile, but not so breakable. You were breakable only by my hands. My image of you. The desire I felt to keep you safe. Both of those shattered in my grasp.

You survived.

And you survived still. Do you still think of me? I suppose it would be hard not to if the scar I gave you is as prominent as my own. Those of us with scars cannot help but inflict new wounds upon others. We wish to transfer our scars in the hopes of sharing them and feeling piece.

You did not deserve to be scarred. I was scared. You were fearless.

You left anyway.

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry…


About names, possession and everything I have ever admitted to anyone:

The first thing you left me with. The first you gave me, my first possession. I would not know it until I could speak my name, but it was a precious relic to have left someone.

Your house is now haunted. I am afraid I have done most of the haunting. Was it me that filled it with ghosts, or the other way around. Did your ghosts follow me, cling to the unravelling threads I left in my wake, to find me here? You knew I would come here when you left. It would not be mine now if you had never have known.

She is not a ghost, but I still possess her. To keep her safe. Or perhaps she possesses me. The hold she has over more has grown ever weaker since I realised I wanted to live again.

That is the great truth; I wish to live again. At their side.

I wish to live though life has forsaken mine. I wish to live, having forsaken life, and taken it like it was my own.

It was never my own. You gave me life. You gave me my name.

I cannot take it.

To angels:

To think you may watch over me is quite laughable. The forsaken are no longer under the thrall of heaven.

All that is left to me is the opposite. I cannot think of anything else.

Even so, I feel in love with one of you. My life is a bitter parody of itself. I held one of you. I listen to your voice and light seems easier to breath in. I am not so suffocated any longer.

So do you wish to punish me for my sins? Or is it guidance you offer?

Do not lose your wings for my sake.

Questions to death:

I am left behind.

It’s cold and dark. I cannot hear their breaths anymore. The last sound was my name. You leave me to wake to this silent infinity. It is black. It is void. It is burning, acrid fumes, pain in my lungs, my chest, everywhere. You leave me and take them.

Could you have not taken me also? You take, take take take, take all from me. I am nothing without them.

Did you take her too?

She made the choice and left and it was like your hands had wrapped around her throat until she begged for mercy. She escaped me.

The next did not. I took so that you could not. I took, waited, watched.

When I meet them again, it shall be to their cries of sorrow.

You were not what we wanted. You were Left Behind.

To her:

Please leave me.

Leave whilst I cannot ruin you. Leave me behind like Death once did. Find a way to erase me from your memories.

I remember the day you fell into my mind. Cut across darkness. A voice across a room, too sweet for my ears to bear. You sang with sorrow and I replied without a voice. I like to believe that it was unavoidable. That I did not make the choice to be close to you, to watch you suffer even more.

I will not help you. I will only break you. I am no better than him. I am worse. I masquerade under masks that you tear away and leave me raw. My wounds open at your touch. Have you studied them enough? Have you understood what I cannot tell you yet? Whenever you stitch me back together, the gentle desperation tells me you have.

Please run. Be safe.

Do not let me keep you safe. I will destroy you as I have myself.

Questions to the body:

I lost myself to my mind and you did not stop it. My hands still bear the marks, invisible as they are. My heart does not know its own boundaries. My fingers are deft and skilled in both life and death.

Did you ever once think you were meant to fight against me?


To the heart: 

I lost you. I will lose you again.You were never mine. You are fragile and resilient, brilliant and bold. You give everything because you are there to be taken. You have survived longer than me. Give yourself away and tell her to keep it.

Keeping the heart does not keep a person.


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@oquiznakitznary @spacedorksandlions this is the thing I was talking about HAHAHAHA 

this is still a rough WIP btw 

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drawing some yasuhooooo because i love her! also josuke is there….

time for some bi lance

Okay, so I’ve seen people saying ‘what if ____ is how the team finds out Lance is bi?!’ and I wanted to contribute.

What if when Matt inevitably meets the team, they’re having their friendly introductions but because Lance has no filter he just goes “Pidge, you never told me your brother was this hot.” Because, let’s be real, Matt’s been wonderful even before he was a badass.

And the entire team just,,, looks at him, and Lance is like “What? I’m bi.”

Awkward silence, and then we get a scene pretty much exactly the same as when you find out Pidge is a girl.

Hunk: I’ve known for a while, but I’m glad you’re telling everyone else about it now.

Pidge: Yeah… I kinda figured.

Allura: Me too.

Coran: Wait, we were supposed to think he was straight?

Shiro: Lance, owning who you are will make you a better paladin.

Keith: Wait, what!?! He’s bi?! hOW?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!1?!

Because Keith is oblivious, and he just found out that the straight guy he was crushing on isn’t actually straight, so he might be freaking out a bit.

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I have to .. there’s something you need to know.

“I grab both sides of her face and force her to look at me”

“I don’t want to ever see you like that again.”
“I’m alright. I’m still here. Okay?”