[pulls sheet on like a cape] [glares] “look i’m zarkon”
*allura voice* “so if you could please take us to your leader- paladins why are you laughing”
pidge: “…oh my god….. we’re the aliens”
shiro purposefully cuts the right sleeves off his shirts so he can intimidate enemies with the robot arm
coran is the castle’s reigning video game champ
lance to the alien he just rescued: “hunk is the best. he’s super strong but so gentle. he’s like an enormous, muscular ellen degeneres”
space puns are banned
this is 30% because of lance’s bad space-themed pick up lines and 70% because of hunk
“hunk if you tell one more stupid joke-” “okay okay, i’ll stop, i’m… star-y”
keith, in galra captivity: “maybe we could blow up the hull?” hunk: “oh awesome plan! just one tiny problem - and follow me closely here the science is pretty complicated - if we blow a hole in the hull the air won’t stay inside anymore and we kinda sorta need that to live keith”
I'm trying to talk this out and you refuse to even listen to me. I'm saying how I'm feeling, okay, and you're saying "eat a dick" over and over again. Does that seem mature to you?
No, it doesn't. But, see, I think the issue is I got my father's temper and I'm emotionally inarticulate, so rather than being honest and vulnerable I did a quick switch because I'm hurting inside and I'm trying to hide it so eat a dick, bitch.
After Crowley gets out of the burning Bentley and is talking to everyone, part of his sleeve catches on fire, and Madame Tracy has to swat at it to put it out. Throughout the next fifteen minutes of the show, little bits of his suit keep bursting into flame, until every member of the cast has had to put it out at least once. Crowley notices none of this.
Try to focus on accepting and loving yourself from the very core. If one is able to accept all of their own flaws unconditionally, then it becomes difficult for anyone else to be able to use their flaws against them.