You know what’s awesome? Having elevators in the parking garage, so that people in wheelchairs can go to you and visit your store.
You know what’s not awesome? Having elevators that drop you off at the top of a flight of stairs which is the only way to enter the actual mall.
Carrying My Friend’s Wheelchair Down Two Stories While She Scoots Down The Stairs on Her Ass, Laughing Hysterically And Proclaiming To Confused Bystanders That I Am Her Sherpa Boy