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some more batim mob boss au sketch dump!!!!!!

this time featuring @the-vampire-inside-me ‘s lovely oc, Abel!! i’ve been wanting to draw him for ages, and i hope you dont mind me drawing some abel and cake interactions as well!

mob boss!bendy and the au itself belongs to @thelostmoongazer owu


Weekly Voltron Fic Recs #22

Happy Valentine’s Day, Gen Lovers! No, I didn’t do this on purpose. I’m just slow on getting the recs out this week. It’s becoming less every week and more every seven to ten days. But I have some good ones this week/somewhat-more-than-a-week!

Rules: You can find past rec lists here. This is stuff I like, and I have a huge bias toward Lance, hurt/comfort, and general fluff, in that order. Gen unless otherwise noted. Please comment on the fics if you read and enjoy them!

(Not) A Competition by beloved_key
Words: 3,176 (WIP 1/?)
Author’s Summary: Normally, Lance is pretty good at letting Shiro know he’s not feeling his best. Better than the other paladins, anyway. But when Keith issues a challenge on the morning Lance wakes up with a bitch of a cold, before Lance can go to Shiro, well… It’s not like Lance can just back down, right? Besides, he’s not even that sick. He’ll be fine. Definitely. Based on a prompt by whumpcity on Tumblr
My Comments: SUCH a well-written sickfic, ahhh, I love it. Everyone is in character, and Lance is a dumb teenage boy, but oh my, I do love him. I have the feeling this is just getting started, and I can’t wait for more.

Usual by temporalgambit
Words: 1,953
Author’s Summary:  A pit stop on an unfamiliar planet brings unintended consequences. Allura runs damage control.
My Comments: All the paladins are sick! And apparently Alteans don’t get colds, so Allura is VERY concerned. Extremely cute and fluffy.

Collision Course by winterysomnium
Words: 5,342
Author’s Summary: Keith gets adopted by the Galra empire rebellion, basically.
My Comments: SUCH A GOOD AU. I am all for any fic where Keith gets adopted, by as many people as possible, please. Based on that “Dads of Marmora” art you’ve probably seen, and if you haven’t, you’re missing out. I love the conclusion.

A Tale of Space Cake by imagymnasia
Words: 2,793
Author’s Summary: Hunk’s got a surprise for the Castle of Lions gang– one the Alteans aren’t too sure about.
My Comments: Hunk is the cutest and the sweetest and the best. It’s so nice to see everyone so happy, too, and the ending was perfect. Hunk and Allura!

Scattered by avidbeader
Words: 27,974 (WIP 11/?)
Author’s Summary: Separated by Haggar’s parting shot, the Alteans and their new Paladins must regroup and find one another across the galaxies. Along the way, they will discover tragedy, treachery, and hope. Season 2 AU, no ships.
My Comments: Really good action fic following the Season 1 finale. I got sucked into all of the paladins’ separate adventures really quickly, and it’s so satisfying to watch them slowly reunite. I’m really worried about Keith, though.

We’re Onto Something by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions)
Words: 3,269
Author’s Summary: Over their years of friendship, Lance and Hunk slept pressed together many times. All that changed were the places. Until things did change.
My Comments: Sweet, fluffy Hance. This is exactly how it would go for them, just a sweet slow slide from casual friendship to something not quite so casual.

Shook the Bones of Me by BossToaster (ChaoticReactions)
Words: 2,295
Author’s Summary: Little things begin to add up, until Shiro is forced to face another change about himself. From a request on Tumblr: Shiro has a metal skeleton.
My Comments: The title is completely appropriate. This is sad and horrific, not in a blood and gore way, but in a fundamental violation kind of way. Poor Shiro. I really liked the ending, though. Powerful stuff.

and every color illuminates by contagionangel
Words: 14,881
Author’s Summary: In a reality without Shiro’s dramatic escape and crash, how might the other pilots find the blue lion? Keith as a twenty-year-old dropout who’s left society to be an amateur archaeologist out of a desert shack. Three of the Garrison’s remaining best and brightest invade his life, in a way that’s great and kind of terrible. He makes the best life choices he can, and they get him to space. (Same AU as “your sacred stars won’t be guiding you”, but can be read on its own.)
My Comments: Pre-Polydins. This fic is insanely beautiful. I love how everyone slowly becomes incredibly important to each other, and I love their separate journeys of learning and understanding. I love that they had time to PREPARE. Still want more in this ‘verse, though. They’re not complete until they have Shiro with them. A fundamental puzzle piece is missing, and it itches.

A Name Is a Powerful Thing by windscryer
Words: 2,221
Author’s Summary: Green wants to know why her Paladin has more than one name and ends up learning how her Paladin came to her from so far away.
My Comments: What a lovely, satisfying fic. I love the green lion’s voice in this, and how she and Pidge/Katie communicate. The curious kitty and the curious paladin–they’re beautiful together.

Aftermath by tristen84
Words: 1,975
Author’s Summary: After his ordeal at the Blade of Marmora base, Keith turns out to be in worse shape than he thought. Hunk and Lance try to help.
My Comments: I believe there was a call for more post-ep 8 Keith whump? Yes, it is here. I especially like that it’s Lance and Hunk who do the supporting in this one.

Lost and Found by LittleWhiteTie
Words: 4,030
Author’s Summary: “Keith?” Shiro’s voice is barely a whisper, hoarse and wavering with disbelief. Conflicting emotions seize Keith’s heart at the sound of Shiro’s voice: utter relief in that they’ve finally found him; sheer horror in that they’ve found him here.
My Comments: Mild Sheith. What Shiro went through in this one is absolutely brutal and horrific, but at least we’re focused on the rescue and hugging afterward. Very good, protective Keith here. Shiro deserves to be protected and comforted, especially after something so harrowing.

Previously Recced Fics That Updated:
Road Trip to End Times by VelkynKarma
Someplace Like Home by squirenonny
Aid by Haurvatat
Thread the Needle by Emerald_Ashes
bombs and bullets by ashinan
One Week to Say Goodbye by squirenonny
how to win friends, influence people, and form voltron by brosura
Love and Other Questions by squirenonny
Silver Lining by HeIsSoBlue
Where No One Goes by earthstar
The Size Of Our Actions by buttered_onions
Remember Me For Centuries by 0bviousLeigh (now complete)
Coffee and Faerie Cakes - Chapter 12 - Sunfreckle - Les Misérables - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Jehanparnasse, Fantasy Au, Flirty Slow Burn, Fluff, 42k, Complete!
By Organization for Transformative Works

I promised one more chapter and here it is: a fluffy epilogue to close a fluffy fic!

Let me take a moment to say that I have so much love for everyone that showed interest in this ball of fluff. I had never expected it to take off like it did. Thank you all so much ❤

@badassindistress, you are the best sister, beta reader and partner in literary crime anyone could wish for, without you half of this fic would not exist

@montparnassee, I did my best to grant your wish, I hope you liked your story and thanks so much for your input

@adorablecrab, @trust-me-im-joly, @petalprouvaire thank you for being utterly lovely to me every time I uploaded (and all the times in between)

@just-french-me-up, thank you for your encouragement when this fic was just a little one-shot

@wistfulwishing, thank you for the post that started it all!

And all of you that read, liked, reblogged and left lovely tags/comments (I want to name you all but I can’t): THANK YOU! You made me oh so happy :’)


“Hey hey! It’s Muscle Man! You missed out on something, dude!” Rigby quickly stuffed the last slice of cake in his mouth.
Mitch got a most dumbfounded expression on his face as he suddenly noticed the pink flags, pink balloons and pink garlands filling up the living room.
His eyes then fell on an exhausted looking Benson, cradling a newborn baby on the couch.
At that point he was reminded of the strange phone calls his colleagues had harrassed him with the other day.
Simply gobsmacked, he finally got the question out; “Benson was pregnant?!”

Undefinable (Chapter 1)

Summary:  High School AU. Lance likes Hunk. Hunk likes Lance. There should really be no problem there, except neither of them thinks the other knows they exist. Keith and Pidge just want their dumb friends to be happy but that won’t happen unless they can get them to talk.
Rating: T
Pairings: Kidge, Hance, and a little Shallura

Also posted on and archiveofourown

Chapter 1

Lance sighed dreamily for the fifth time since he sat down, his eyes focused on the back corner of the classroom. “How do you think he gets his hair to look so nice?”

His best friend, Katie “Pidge” Holt, arched an eyebrow as she raised her eyes to look at him. “Good conditioner? I don’t know. Do you think you could focus on our assignment and not on how nice your boyfriend looks today?”

“He’s not–! We’re not–!” Lance moaned in despair and dropped his head onto the table they shared, never noticing the odd looks of their fellow classmates. “Piiiiiidge,” he whined, drawing out her name.

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The End.

He used to tally on his arm in ink how many days it’s been. Then the elements rubbed and washed them away. It’s as though the world were telling him that counting didn’t matter. It’s not as though he’ll reach a milestone that will bring everything and everyone back. And as days began to matter less and less without rescue in sight, morale diminished, and then came hope. Hope ended with his first kill. What began then, was the beginning of the end.

Ciel didn’t need tallies to know it’s been far too long since he’s eaten. Water was low and senses were weakening. He’d come across another neighborhood he hadn’t ransacked yet, though others had done it for him. Still, when approaching new grounds, it’s always best to check for overlooked goods. Quaint homes were always the most dangerous, despite how cozy they may have been before the end. While it may be home of the infected, it is most certainly turf for those looking to survive, and will survive at any cost.

Survival had a new definition, an ache to it in your ears. Surviving was once making sure you never went over budget, or deciding to eat just one more piece of cake to be sure you don’t miss out at a party. What it is now, is bloodshed, just to last another day on foot. It didn’t matter what it was over, or who it was. Ciel had learned that once you find something you need, there is no sharing, no offerings. It’s do or die. 

He wondered if there was anyone out there who thought differently. If there were survivors who sought out peace and friendship. It was laughable, really, now that he thought of this as he pointed his handgun at the forehead of an awfully gutsy blonde girl who dared to challenge him over the handful of canned food he’d scavenged from the innards of a pantry. Though she was just a dumb girl, there was no knowing who was good at what these days, and how they would react; he panted with slight fear, the need to survive. “If you’ve got plans to live another day, I suggest you leave. I’m not afraid to pull this trigger.”

anonymous asked:

Found out the guy I liked went on a date over the weekend :))) kinda low key mad as I thought he was into ME lols. but oh well life goes on, felt a tad shitty but watched Gilmore girls and ate cake and thought oh well he's missing out.

hey, you’re awesome, i like cake and i talking about gilmore girls, i gotcha 

Mark x reader  When you think he is cheating on you

Summary: You thought he was cheating on you when you saw him going out with a girl.

Genre: Fluff

You were out with your girlfriends for some Christmas shopping. It was a few hours of dumping money and walking so all of you decided to go in a cafe and rest a bit. You all ordered a drink and sat at a table next to the window.

All of the girls were talking really happily. Suddenly, one of your friends looked out a window and pointed. 

“Isn’t that Mark? Why is he with a girl?” She said.

You looked out the window and saw Mark with another girl walking into a cake shop. It was not an ordinary cake shop though it was your favorite cake shop. Mark had told you this morning that he would be practicing the whole day for an upcoming concert. You pretended to not be bothered by the scene and continue to chat with your friends. You kept on thinking the possibilities on why he would lie to you. Your mind was on the matter as you zone out of the conversation.

“_________, ________.” You snapped out of your train thoughts and saw your friend waving her hands in front of you.

“If you want to know you can always text him right?” Another friend of yours suggested. 

You took your phone out and texted him.

1 New Message!

From: Bae

Where are you now? I miss you.

Mark was testing out some cakes when he received your message. It was a secret that he would be surprising you on your birthday. So he lied to you that he would be practicing instead of telling you he would be going to your favorite cake shop and learn to bake. He had asked the owner many times but she refused because it was the shop special recipe. Mark called many of his friends that knew how to bake to teach him. Until he found out that the shop owner of the cake shop was a close friend with his colleague. Anastasia was a new model at his company and she asked her to help. Thus why he came to the bakery with her. He didn’t know that you texted because you saw him with Anastasia. 

He texted you back saying that he was in the practice room.

You received the message and you read it. Your face fall immediately when you read the message. Your friends saw your expression and all suggest to continue the shopping spree in order to get your mind of the matter.

You came back from the shopping spree to your shared apartment. It was not long later, Mark came back too.

“What did you do in the afternoon?” You asked him and figured that you would give him the last chance to apologize. “I just practiced for the upcoming concert. Why?” He said. Why did he lie to me? Is he cheating on me? You thought for the worst and tears started to form in your eyes, threatening to fall out. “Because I saw you walked inside a bakery with a girl. Why did you lie to me?” You asked with a small voice. A part of you want to know the truth but the other part of you were afraid to get hurt. You loved Mark really much, it was one of the longest relationship you had. You even thought of spending the rest of your life with him. But now, all of those thoughts were changed by a girl you don’t even know. Hot tears started to fall on your cheeks like beads. Your lips quivering as you waited for his reply. You were scared the truth will be your worst thought. Mark turned around to face you and saw you in a crying mess with some sniffles here and there.

“Hey, why are you crying?” He didn’t know what to say so he just hug you tight against his chest. You pushed him away, leaving him in shock. Confusion was written all over his face. 

 “Don’t hold me if you don’t mean it.” You were infuriated by his actions. How dare he hold you when he cheated on you? 

 “Can you at least tell me what I did wrong?” His voice softens. “Please.” 

There was silence for quite some time until you decided to tell him what you saw this afternoon. He laughed after what you said. You were surprised at his reaction as you didn’t expect him to react like this. 

His hands caressed your head and said, “Aish, it was supposed to be a surprise." 

You were confused after what he had said. "What surprise?" 

"You totally forgot right?” He saw your face and figured you were totally lost. He kindly hinted you, 

“Do you know what special thing is going to happen? Next Sunday?” You think really hard, trying to recall your memory. 

He looked at your face and pinched your nose. “It’s your birthday, dummy." 

"That doesn’t explain why you are in the bakery with a girl.” You retorted .

“The manager and my colleague are best friends. I want to learn how to bake your favorite cake in the bakery then I can bake for you on your birthday.” He said hugging you tight again. This time you didn’t push him away. You let him held you close. 

 "I’m sorry for making you cry.“ His chin rested on top of your head. 

"I thought you don’t need me.” You buried your head in his chest taking in his scent. 

“How can I don’t need you, you crazy girl.” He kissed your crown. “Now you know my surprise. What am I going to do?" 

You looked up, taking in his handsome features. "I can teach you how to bake." 

He looked at you as if you had three eyes. "The birthday girl baking herself a cake? It is so weird." 

"No one said you can’t.” You grinned. “And I can spend more time with you." 

"Whatever you say princess.” He stared at you lovingly. 

“You need to comfort me too.” You pouted. “That’s your punishment for lying." 

"Of course, your highness.” He bowed playfully. 

You followed his playful antics. “I want ice cream. Caramel ice cream." 

 He settled you down on the couch and rushed to the kitchen to prepare your ice cream. You looked at your cute, handsome, caring and loving boyfriend. You promised yourself not to jump in conclusion because that was just stupid. 

Mark came back with a big bowl of ice cream. You were about to take the bowl but he swayed the bowl away from you. "How can a princess eat with her own hands. Let me feed you, your highness." 

You opened your mouth and a spoonful of heaven entered your mouth, teasing your taste buds. 

You two spend the night with Mark pampering you and a lot of cuddling. A lot, a lot of cuddling.

I’m sorry this turned out so crappy. I hope you liked it anonie. I changed the plot a tad bit so it is a bit easier for me to write. Thank you for reading. Sorry for any mistakes made. 

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I get asked a lot about my eating so here it is. Let’s talk eating.

I spent years obsessing over numbers. Tracking every bite. Eating only foods that I perceived as healthy. Saying no to going out to eat because I didn’t know the nutritional value of my food. I was trying so hard to healthy that I failed to realize how unhealthy my behaviours had become. My efforts to ‘eat right’ had turned very wrong.

I used to envy people who could eat whatever they wanted and not worry about a thing. I wanted to eat freely. No restrictions. No numbers. Just simply eat. That’s when I found intuitive eating. If you were to tell me 2 years ago that I would be doing that today I would have said that you were crazy. Well, I guess it wasn’t to crazy after all. Intuitively eating saved my life. I was exhausted of food consuming my mind 247. I promised myself I would do what ever it would take to make peace with my mind and body and so that’s exactly what I did.

No, it doesn’t work for everybody but I was willing to give it a shot. Breaking a habit is never easy and this was no exception but I slowly learned to listen and trust my body. I would stop half way through a meal and ask myself if I was still hungry. I turned off the tv to eat. I would ask myself after my dinner if I was still hungry. I stopped eating only foods with nutrition labels because it was easier to find the macros. I started to eat for both my health but also my happiness. Intuitive eating has made me aware of my body and feelings. Eating when you’re hungry. Stopping when you’re full. Having no labels for foods. Eating what you want. Eating when you want. I was afraid that this would lead me into overeating or eating uncontrollably but I was wrong. Once you accept the fact that no foods are off limits, you aren’t tempted to eat uncontrollably because you know that these foods are always available to you. I don’t have intense cravings where I can’t control myself. If I want a cinnamon bun, I will have a cinnamon bun. I don’t feel the need to inhale it. I can now enjoy it. Somedays I eat the whole thing and others I don’t. It’s nice to not feel obligated to eat everything just because you tracked it and you ‘might as well eat it’. It’s also nice to know that if I don’t finish my food and I want some more later, I can have some.

I honestly feel the best I have ever felt both mentally and physically. I no longer eat for the sake of eating. When I used to track calories I would eat everything I had measured out regardless if I was full or not. I would never go for seconds even if I was still hungry. I didn’t even know what true fullness or hunger was. It was all a number game. Instead of craving foods I wish I could eat, I eat them. I eat them when I’m hungry and I stop when I’m full. Somedays my body wants pizza and other days it wants a salad. It’s nice to be able to listen to my body. Life is way to short to be planning your meals on your calorie app or missing out on a piece of cake because you don’t know the macros. Intuitive eating truly saved my life. My relationship with food is nowhere close to perfect but I’m proud of my decisions. The day I stopped counting calories was the day I truly started to live my life how I should have been living a long time ago.

   for all of my ffxv followers her verse is set predominantly pre-KG and she owns a little tiny ass bakery in the shadier parts of insomnia. you blink, you miss out on the best damned cakes in the world.


aka “happy birthday wonwoo”

Member: Wonwoo

Word Count: 707

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.  

You remembered Wonwoo saying this during that weird period in the spring where he would randomly blurt out interesting quotes. This was before he got sick, and you hadn’t heard one of those quotes in a while.

You couldn’t believe you were saying this, but you actually missed them. 

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sarahslolitaportfolio  asked:

Batman's birthday is coming up right? The 19th? How do you think Bruce celebrates his birthday?(if he even does at all) What gifts do the batkids get him? (^・ω・^ )

listen, i had an actual response for that but i’m pullying an all-nighter and i’m sorry. i’m so sorry

how do you throw a surprise party for the world’s greatest detective? you don’t. that’s ridiculous. plus this is gotham and there’s more than a good chance something’s gonna blow up. on people’s heads. or maybe it’s their heads that will blow up. but, you see, nobody’s gonna say no when dick grayson sends 25 smiley emojis to everyone? and then proceeds to pretend he turned blind when he receives:

  • “bro no.”
  • “yeah like that’s not a bad idea”
  • “grayson, how did you even get my number”
  • “does bruce know you use the emergency justice league homing beacon for party organizing? i mean, i’m definitely in. like i’d miss sourman’s face when you pop out of a cake lmao -ollie”

so you don’t throw it. at all. you lay it gently on the ground. so gently that when bruce wayne strangely emerges from behind the clock at 6AM, you don’t even shout “SURPRISE”. no. you stand there. and stare at him. seven or eight major justice league members and the entire batfamily with unchanging expressions versus a–he’s not gonna admit it–creeped out bruce wayne. let me illustrate:

and after that? there’s no after that. you wait. you wait until everything gets so awkward that tired-from-patrolling-it’s-my-bed-time bruce wayne breaks the silence with a “i suppose you’re here for my bir–”. before he even finishes the sentence, music starts playing, blinds and windows are shut, the cake emerges (you thought it’d be dick in there but it’s oliver queen DAMN you’ve been played), dick gives out sunglasses, alfred’s thinking of adopting barry/wally because finally someone’s eating all his cooking. jason’s heart-eyeing diana. everyone’s having a dandy good time

that, ladies and gents, is how you throw a surprise party for batman


Happy Birthday, Rin! ♥

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