you are looking at someone who does not have good eyeliner game this day

silly chloe headcanons
  • “whatever happened to that old medieval brand chivalry? you know where knights laid themselves facedown in the mud and let you walk across their backs so your dress wouldn’t get dirty.” 
    • “that’s….not how that goes, chloe.” 
    • “oh thank god, patent the idea for me, and do you think kim would be interested?”
  • she holds the record for most online purchases made while procrastinating during a single class period (five Lancôme palettes, four Louis Vuitton handbags, three Chanel dresses, and seventeen Louboutin heels). thank you unlimited platinum credit cards. 
  • “wait…you only have one bathroom in your whole house!?”
  • chloe forgot about a history exam one day and straight up slipped mme. bustier an envelope of €500 so that she could “overlook this whole test thing.”
    • she got sent to the principal’s office, all the while complaining that “daddy bribes his staff to overlook things all the time!”
  • whenever chloe insults someone, adrien blackmails her by saying he’ll reveal her crunchyroll premium account and all of her fandom blogs if she doesn’t apologize that same day. it’s his most effective method of keeping her in check, and she highly resents it
  • she’s super instagram famous and likes to post a lot of makeup videos, fashion hauls, and nail tutorials when she’s bored
    • no one will admit to it, but everyone in the class watches her instagram videos all the time because holy shit her highlight is immaculate and how on earth does she get her nail gradients to look so neat?
  • she’s scarily good at the knife game??? one day she was bored in class and was fiddling around with her metal nail file and pretty soon she was an expert. it’s great for scaring away stupid boys who try to bother her during study hall. 
  • one time marinette was complaining in the hallway that she forgot her eyeliner at home and didn’t have anything to touch up her makeup with, and on instinct chloe pulls out her emergency makeup kit and asks “pencil, gel, or liquid?”
    • she may hate the girl but forgetting your touch up bag at home is about the most tragic thing chloe’s ever heard in her life
  • “im a very charitable person! just this morning i told a woman leaving her hotel room that her dress looked like a burlap sack that a drunk, colorblind, has-been artist just finished throwing up all over. a lesser person would’ve let her walk outside in that monstrosity.” 
Everything that happens is from now on. | R.M.

Words: 5114
Warnings: genderbend or female archie, love triangle, childhood, angst


“Just for the record,” she breathes near his ear, five foot on tippy toes as he grips her arm closer. 

“This is a one-off thing, never to be spoken about again.“

"Obviously. I know your shit about Wednesday Addams,” he curls his lips mockingly.

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hey!! lately i’ve been seeing tons of resource masterposts and i decided that i’d be easier if all of these masterposts were combined into one mega masterpost!! i couldn’t possibly link them all but i also added tons of my own links, this took absolutely forever so please, enjoy! :~)


  • 200 words that describe light
  • how to keep a journal
  • read some slam poetry
  • huge writing masterpost 
  • how to reveal character
  • help with writer’s block
  • find the word that’s on the tip of your tongue
  • find out which author you write like
  • write interactive books  (kind of like choose your own adventure)
  • good brainstorming/ organizing tool
  • zen writing tool
  • word on the tip of your tongue?
  • use big and interesting words
  • Inspiration 1
  • Instead of ‘whispered’
  • Music for writing fight scenes
  • Writing fantasy
  • Emotions vocab sheet
  • How to reveal character
  • Writers block resource
  • Writing a death scene
  • Music to help you write
  • Writing prompt generators
  • Got writers block?
  • How to torture a character
  • Degrees of emotion
  • ULTIMATE writing ref
  • Character names
  • Body language
  • 25 days of fic
  • how to write a good essay
  • Writing people of colour
  • nanowrimo start kit
  • All Authors need to Know
  • Alternatives to ‘said’
  • more writing tips
  • read books online for free
  • read/post fanfiction
  • read/post stories
  • Want to know who you write like?
  • 10 sites to download free audio books
  • character flaws
  • 200 words to describe light
  • Obscure color words
  • Body Language Cheat Sheet
  • Awesome colors to describe eyes
  • download free books
  • download free kindle books


  • how to survive college 
  • Scholarpedia (basically Wikipedia but with reliable sources)
  • solve any math problem
  • how to effectively pull an all-nighter
  • teaches everything
  • An already typed essay at your fingertips(type the subject and press random stuff and an essay forms)
  • bibliography maker
  • Didn’t listen in class?
  • look for your worksheets on here
  • finals survival guide
  • free microsoft word alternative
  • homework help
  • learn geography
  • make flash cards
  • math problem solver (2)
  • Masterpost of writing software
  • online ruler
  • pull an all nighter but do well on your exam
  • Stress Analyst
  • when to go to sleep/wake up
  • how to wake up in the morning
  • learn how to study
  • Masterlist of study tips
  • How to cite
  • Take online college courses
  • How to multiply big numbers


  • sleep calculator (wake up feeling refreshed!)
  • chrome site blocker (use these to block websites so you can finally get work done!!)
  • firefox site blocker
  • mac site blocker
  • have some self control (for macs also)
  • focus playlist (i use this to study all the time!)
  • how to find focus
  • noise generator to help you relax
  • chill playlist
  • concentration playlist
  • study playlist
  • coffee shop blues
  • relaxation 
  • masterpost of sounds of nature
  • get a cute kitten after doing your work!!

beauty (credit for most of these!)

  • how to improve your self-esteem (because you’re beautiful!)
  • flaws to embrace
  • Newspaper nail tutorial
  • fun makeup masterpost
  • filling in eyebrows
  • twin buns
  • how to contour
  • everyday makeup routine
  • how to make any color of lipstick… from crayons
  • natural beauty remedies
  • the trick to liquid eyeliner
  • messy bun tutorial
  • skirt types
  • Black/gold ref 1
  • Cosplay eye makeup
  • Rotting skin halloween makeup
  • cool makeup tips
  • stylish eye makeup 
  • fashion guide/vocabulary
  • makeup hacks
  • gradient lip makeup
  • different ways to braid your hair
  • messy buns tutorial
  • how to make your own temporary tattoo
  • apply eyeliner, mascara, and curl lashes with a spoon
  • 5 of the best foundations 
  • acne foundation routine
  • best powder foundations
  • quick foundation tip
  • how to apply liquid foundation
  • makeup highlights tutorial
  • blush for your skin tone
  • how to apply bronzer
  • how to contour your face
  • apply blush like a pro
  • blush according to your face shape
  • fake freckles with make-up
  • wash your face correctly
  • how to wash your face 101
  • ombre eyeliner
  • d.i.y. gel liner
  • get the perfect winged liner
  • get winged liner using tape
  • awesome eyeliner tricks
  • 9 different eyeliner looks
  • different eyeliner styles
  • guide to applying eyeshadow
  • suit your eyeshadow to your eyes
  • glittery smoky eye
  • get the perfect smoky eye
  • get beautiful lashes
  • how to apply fake lashes
  • best eyebrows for your face shape
  • get the perfect eyebrows 
  • eyebrow solutions
  • make-up tricks for brown eyes
  • get rid of dark circles
  • how to change your eye shape
  • a shade for every occasion
  • kool-aid lip stain
  • best lipsticks for blondes
  • hot red lips
  • how to get gradient lips
  • lipstick shades for fall
  • how to make any lipstick look matte
  • get soft kissable lips
  • make-up brush tutorial 
  • brush tricks
  • clean your makeup brushes
  • make-up brush guide
  • long lasting makeup tricks
  • victoria’s secret model tips
  • saving face
  • beginner’s guide
  • when will it expire?
  • 10 makeup tips from mac
  • best tips from professionals
  • 18 beauty essentials
  • basics you should own


  • tons of resources for textures/psds/and backrounds
  • tons of theme makers
  • theme hunter
  • learn how to make tumblr themes
  • pixels galore
  • more pixels
  • good pixel blog
  • kawaii emoji’s
  • textures galore
  • psds galore
  • tumblr picture sizes
  • mass tag replacer
  • huge theme-related download pack
  • post a bunch of things from a blog’s archive 
  • really good redux edits
  • backgrounds
  • code for ask box 
  • see problems with your blog/website
  • see your old themes (also switch back to a theme!)
  • Check your post limit
  • Photoshop tutorials
  • Find any reaction GIF

Photo Editing

  • punk edit tutorial
  • remove backgrounds without photoshop
  • topaz-like action
  • Photo editing downloads for free
  • glitch tutorial
  • double exposure effect
  • photoshop brushes masterpost
  • this blog has a lot of ps resources
  • so does this one
  • how to download photoshop for mac for free
  • how to download photoshop for pc for free
  • in depth tutorial on how to make a gif
  • pretty much any photoshop tutorial you will ever need
  • photoshop help (2) (3) (4)
  • resources for photoshop


  • convert youtube to mp3
  • find mp3 files for any song
  • Music to help you write
  • avatar soundtrack
  • broadway musical soundtracks (amazing)
  • nirvana’s albums
  • panic! at the disco 
  • ed sheeran
  • amy winehouse
  • paramore
  • blink-182
  • all time low
  • unreleased katy perry
  • punk goes …
  • fall out boy (not the newest album)
  • sleeping with sirens
  • imagine dragons
  • darren criss
  • green day
  • ke$ha


  • how to draw ears
  • how to make an animated film
  • learn how to draw anything
  • turn your paper art into digital
  • skeleton practice drawing tool thingy
  • how to draw semi- realistic eyes
  • how to make pixel art
  • good reference for drawing water
  • free digital sculpting tool
  • silk - interactive generative art
  • Painting tutorial
  • Female/male arms
  • Kneeling + Sitting ref
  • Dragon head view tutorial
  • SAI brushes 86786
  • Drawing expressions
  • Sai Brushes 
  • NGE colour palette 
  • 100+ colour palletes
  • Avoiding same face
  • Face contours/highlighting 
  • free art MyPaint
  • Body anatomy help
  • How to shift images using blur in PS
  • Drawing clothe folding
  • How to draw ice
  • Colour palette 
  • Colour palette 
  • SAI brush settings 
  • SAI/PS pixel brushes
  • Warm/Cool gray
  • Flower crown tutorial
  • Skin colour palette
  • Pink colour sheet
  • How to draw butts&thighs
  • The male torso
  • Drawing glowing stuff in SAI
  • Drawing horse/animal legs on humans
  • Drawing clouds
  • Muscular male with bow stock photos
  • Pastel colours
  • Drawing grass fields in SAI
  • Expressions&Legs
  • All about the human body
  • 20+ colour palettes 
  • Colour conversion
  • Kissing ref
  • Creature design 
  • Colour meanings
  • Creating expression
  • Tutorial masterpost (100+)
  • Lineart
  • Canine
  • How to colour
  • Pose studies
  • Feline comparisons
  • How to draw penis
  • Leaf pressing
  • 100+ anatomy references 
  • How to draw folds
  • SAI brushes 3
  • Sitting poses
  • Colour palette 4
  • Cloud painting
  • How to draw 3D rooms
  • Colour info
  • Colouring ref
  • Hair tutorial
  • Clothing ref
  • Bodies and poses
  • SAI brushes 5
  • Colour scheme designer
  • Folding ref
  • Heads&Angles 
  • Paint tool SAI masterpost
  • Drawing ref masterpost (10+)
  • Hair+Fur
  • How to draw faces
  • SAI brushes 4
  • Anatomy of mutant humans
  • What should I draw?
  • Free art software
  • pastel colour ref
  • Mass art ref
  • Soft SAI brushes
  • ways to draw stuff
  • SAI brush settings
  • baseball cap ref
  • Penis ref
  • Drawing human wings
  • Cool free art software
  • Huge art ref
  • Colour blender
  • 2 SAI brushes
  • Photoshop for free 
  • Colorwheel
  • How to accurately draw arms
  • anatomy and rotation of the head
  • human anatomy for artists
  • speed drawing studies
  • nude references
  • hands
  • arm and wing movement 
  • beer bellies
  • body types
  • noses
  • box and egg/run of the stroke
  • a trick for arm proportions
  • body diversity
  • anatomy of the waist
  • feet
  • hands and forearms


  • Boredom masterpost 
  • really interesting websites
  • cute videos
  • vines
  • free hugs
  • fun sites masterpost
  • useless websites
  • play some dumb games
  • color matching game
  • games you played back in the day
  • really cute online games
  • cards against humanity pdf (a must!!)
  • sushi cat 
  • takes you to a random location and you have to guess where you are
  • akinator, the web genie (like guess who!!)
  • create a fake tweet

Feeling down?

  • cutting
  • suicide
  • talk it out
  • venting
  • alternatives
  • the quiet place
  • need a hug?
  • just breathe.
  • cute yahoo answers
  • emergency compliment
  • draw a stickman
  • coping skills and distractions
  • calming gif
  • givesmehope (so adorable!!)
  • break something
  • cut something (blood) (trigger warning)
  • get a hug
  • play cute games
  • Receive Compliments
  • see something cute
  • how to love yourself 
  • Stuff to do if you’re having a bad day
  • Stuff you can do to help someone smile
  • Alternative to self harm 
  • Basic ED recovery help
  • Alternative to self harm (2)
  • Alternative to self harm (3)
  • Someone to talk to
  • How to deal/talk with bipolar and depressed people
  • If you’re having a bad night
  • Movies to watch when you’re down
  • Confidence


  • watch tons of tv/movies
  • movies for when you can’t sleep
  • movies by genre
  • disney movies (so good omg)
  • harry potter movies
  • johnny depp movies
  • zombie movies
  • movies on youtube!
  • A list of scary movies with recovery
  • A list of teen movies
  • Disney Channel Movies from 1998-2013
  • One of the best movie selections
  • tumblr dedicated to find finding movies
  • when to pee during a movie
  • Hannibal ( back-up link )
  • Adventure Time 
  • Bob’s Burgers (1-3)
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • Who’s Line Is It Anyway
  • Kitchen Nightmares
  • Teen Wolf
  • Bates Motel
  • Game Of Thrones
  • Misfits
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender
  • Ghost Adventures
  • Orphan Black
  • Orange Is The New Black
  • American Horror Story
  • Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
  • Criminal Minds
  • Supernatural (season 1) (season 2) (season 3) (season 4) (season 5) (season 6) (season 7) (season 8)
  • Freaks and Geeks
  • Dexter
  • Bad Girls Club
  • Game Of Thrones
  • Whose Line is It Anyway
  • Breaking Bad


  • thousands of quick and easy snack recipes
  • cheap & healthy snacks
  • quick and easy soup recipes
  • chocolate muffin in a mug tutorial
  • study snacks
  • 40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
  • macaroni cheese / mac&cheese in a cup
  • panera mac n cheese recipe
  • different salad recipes
  • fricking recipes
  • harry potter recipes
  • healthy recipes
  • brownie/cookie
  • s’mores pie
  • nutella hot chocolate
  • peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
  • cookie in a mug
  • starbucks holiday drinks
  • fruit leathers (like fruit roll-ups, only much better)
  • Yummy apple thing
  • Cookie in a cup
  • French bread pizza
  • Egg tacos
  • How to microwave more than one bowl at a time
  • How to make the perfect cup of tea
  • Peach cobbler
  • Healthy lunches
  • Tons of pies
  • Cookie dough you can eat
  • Why you should go vegan
  • Shelf life of food
  • How to make different looking cookies
  • Website for lack of ingredients 
  • Cheeseburger cupcakes
  • Deep-dish cookie for one


  • daily workout 
  • tone your arms without weights
  • pilates workout for a slimmer waist
  • abs all night challenge
  • bye bye muffin top 
  • 1-2-3 ab work out
  • get a flat stomach
  • What Makes You Bootyful Challenge
  • Call Me Maybe Squat Challenge
  • Your Best Butt
  • lean legs pyramid 
  • dancer’s legs workout
  • legs like eleanor calder
  • 8 minute morning work out
  • cardio/strength workout
  • fat blaster workout
  • Burning stomach fat
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rating: t+ for sexual joking, swear words, and violence

pairings: nalu, gruvia, gajevy

characters: natsu, lucy, juvia, gray, gajeel, levy

Lucy groaned as the bus went over the third bump during their thirty-minute trip, and Natsu’s stomach lurched. His motion sickness wasn’t as bad as it usually was, but that didn’t mean it was completely gone. Lucy grabbed her satchel from where it was sitting on the floor, afraid of what might happen if they went over a pothole and Natsu’s stomach was feeling particularly upset.

“L-Lucy, can you rub my head?” Natsu asked, his voice waning and weak.

“What? Why?” Lucy was confused for a moment, but when Natsu peered into her eyes with his puppy dog eyes, she couldn’t resist any longer. Sighing softly, she threaded her fingers through his locks. Natsu made a relieved noise and dropped his head onto Lucy’s lap before she could say anything.

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The Game

@sleepingupsidedown <- I blame you for this one
-First off let’s get one thing straight Pidge doesn’t drink because A. Underage and B. Doesn’t like the taste of alcohol so they are the DP (designated pilot)
-Hunk has the best alcohol tolerance and barely ever gets drunk but when he does the kindness skyrockets as if that’s even possible, more hugs, compliments, and he lets everyone know that Lance is his best friend/ brother, and the paladins are also his family but he and Lance are hella tight
-When Shiro gets drunk he becomes a stuttering mess who tries and fails to flirt with Allura, but no worries because he never remembers it in the morning, and he doesn’t really get that terrible of a hangover
-Allura is magnificent in many things but being able to tolerate alcohol is not one of them. She is known as the lightweight™, and she relaxes more and just has a good time with the fam
-Coran is just a mess, he can’t do proper English or any language for that matter (it’s also how the team learned that Coran speaks and reads about 25 different languages fluently and can speak another 5 but it’s slightly more broken and he’s working on it) but he also sobers up really quickly
-Lance and Keith are a different story altogether, it’s like they switch personalities while they’re drunk
-Keith becomes really outgoing, uses wonderful one liners that almost gets him layed many times(but he always says he can’t but thanks the people for offering) how the world may never know, he also becomes a shit post generator. So really when you think about it Keith has 3 levels of drunk and he never remembers anything in the morning
-Lance however gets hit hard by his homesickness, he stops making jokes, he wanders to the edge of the group, starts making excuses to leave in his head, and smiles falsely, hides his hurt whenever he sees Keith flirting with someone and succeeding, because he wishes he were in those alien’s position
-Lance is never able to forget those nights, and each time he grabs a drink he promises he won’t become introverted and every time he succeeds at first until he spots Keith with someone else then it’s game over
-One night while they’re at a neutral trade planet and everyone is enjoying themselves especially Pidge because the others are oh so amusing
-Allura is the first one to go down and starts to laugh openly more and more
-It keeps progressing until everyone but Pidge is drunk, and suddenly Keith suggest they start a game
-Whoever gets the no nonsense bartender to exchange numbers, names, and a promise to talk, will receive whatever they wish from one of the players
-Pidge is immediately determined the judge, and the game begins
-Coran goes first and all he receives is the bartender asking if he wants a shuttle called for him which offends Coran, so he walks away back to the table and claims he is din (read as done)
-Allura goes next and while she’s relaxed and happy, she and the bartender just don’t really click, they would defend one another and not insult the other because girls from every planet should have each other’s back, but that doesn’t mean you really need to be friends so Allura thanks her for her time
-When it’s Shiro’s turn, he’s doing really well until he takes one look at Allura and causing him to apologize to the bartender and telling her his heart belongs to another and he didn’t mean to lead her on
-Shiro decides that he WILL tell Allura about his feelings tomorrow, and writes it down (he does remember, and Allura gives him a dazzling smile and tells him she would love to be in a relationship with him)
-It’s Hunks turn but when he’s on his way to the bartender he gets distracted by this other girl and he just starts complimenting her make up because that obviously took time and girl the winged eyeliner is on point
-And then the girl and Hunk spend time discussing how she applied everything giving him tips Hunk prepared a shopping list in his brain because he’s down to try make up because damn that eyeliner tho
-With Hunk basically dropping out it’s up to Keith and Lance, Keith goes first
-Keith starts off by making jokes and flirting with the bartender which immediately obliterates any chance he had at winning, knowing when to cut his losses he returns to the group
-Lance had seen Keith flirting with the bartender and he found he could no longer hold the fake smile and he stopped making commentary about the game and just sat back dreading walking up to the stranger for the game, he considers dropping out but he doesn’t want to draw attention to himself
-Lance then goes up to her, and the first thing he does is apologize to the poor bartender for all the shenanigans
-And he’s sorry he will be wasting her time and then the next thing he knows is telling he everything, from his homesickness to his feelings for the man who never remembered his name, and how even though he know he has everyone he can’t help but feel alone at times, like he has no one to talk to
-By the time he realized what he’s done he starts apologizing to the bartender surprised to find her smiling at him
-She then proceeds to tell him that it’s okay, her favorite part of her job is to hear people’s stories
-She let’s him know her name is Mel, she asks to exchange numbers because he is not alone, she will be there for him and beside she wants to her updates about the group’s antics and his possible relationship with Keith
-Next thing Lance knows he has a new friend/confidant and he has won the silly game
-So he puts on his fake smile and announces he won, receiving cheers from his friends
-Lance finds it to be too much and excuses himself to go to the bathroom, once he is washing his hands Keith walks in and claims that he always knew Lance was going to win the game
-He had felt it in his bones because who wouldn’t like Lance, Keith then claimed he tried, but ended up falling for Lance
-Lance is too shocked to react and Keith just casually walks out as if what he said was casual and normal
-When they ask Lance what he wants since he won the challenge he looks panicked for a second, which prompts Pidge to jump in and tell the group they should wait for tomorrow when they’re all sober, that way Lance can make a sound decision
The next day
-Somehow Lance manages to wake up before everyone else, only to find Pidge tinkering away with their computer
-Pidge straight up attacks Lance with questions about what happened last night
-Because Lance knows he owes Pidge for saving him yesterday he told them about Mel and then the confession from Keith if you even call it that especially since Keith becomes a big flirt with everyone and maybe he didn’t mean the falling for someone in the same way as others seeing as he doesn’t usually get things that aren’t literal
-Pidge slaps Lance in the face
-Tells him how the pinning has been going on for months and Keith never said anything because he felt guilty for not being able to remember Lance
-And how sure Keith flirted but he never went through with it and it was mostly just harmless, so go get your man™
-Later when Lance finally feels confident enough to talk to Keith about it he goes looking for Keith
-Once he finds Keith, Lance wonders if he should tell Keith and Keith asks him if he knows what his price will be for winning the game (Pidge told Keith about the game and NOTHING ELSE because that’s up to Lance)
- So Lance then decides what he’s going to do
-He asks Keith if he meant it, did he mean it when he told Lance he’d fallen for him and if by the he meant romantically
-Keith gets so red and flustered but he unmistakably says yes how could I not fall for you
-Lance then grabs Keith and starts kissing him only to stop when they hear the others cheering
P.S. Mel totally sent an audio message of her squealing when Lance told her

i won’t apologise (for the fire in my eyes)

alyosha decides to come out, or: five times alexei told his teammates about his boyfriend (and the one time someone told him). title from zedd & kesha’s “true colors” bc i’m shit at titles whoops

one: snowy.

If there’s anyone he’s going to come out to first, it’s his best friend on the team. Honestly, though, being a goalie, there’s a pretty damn good chance that Snowy already knows that Alyosha is – not straight, he supposes. What he’ll bet good money on, however, is that Snowy has no idea who Alyosha is dating.

“I date Kent Parson,” he announces suddenly in between rounds of Call of Duty, late one night when they both should already be in bed but tape just got so boring.

Snowy immediately exits to the main menu, takes a long drag of his beer, and glares at him. “You couldn’t have prefaced that with something like ‘oh, by the way, I’m not straight’ or whatever?”

“Wasn’t important before boyfriend,” Alyosha shrugs.

“Wasn’t important before – Tater, oh my god, you don’t know, do you? You never figured it out?” Snowy asks nonsensically.

Alyosha most definitely knows that he’s not straight, thank you very much, he established that a long time ago, that’s the point of this conversation. “I figure out, that’s why I tell you!” he insists.

Snowy rolls his eyes, flopping his head back onto the couch. “Jesus fucking Christ, you dumbfuck, I had the biggest thing for you when you were first drafted, but I told myself you were very fucking straight!”

Taken aback by this (he can say with certainty that until he met Kent and witnessed his eyeliner game, Snowy’s eyeliner had never ceased to fuck him up), Alyosha stammers and starts and finally manages a, “But what about Kaylin?”

“Oh, I got over you eventually, came to my senses and realised that you were ‘straight’ and therefore unattainable,” Snowy answers, waving a dismissive hand. “Enough about me though, how the fuck did you and Parson end up together?”

Alyosha breathes a relieved sigh and starts telling the story.

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Sunshine II Taehyung Smut

Originally posted by bwibelle

DogBoy!Taehyung because I was dreaming about this for long time…

This is a shit sorry

Taehyung x Reader

/ smut/ a bit of fluff / drama / 

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juzosuke domestic au!!

me and maddie came up with this huge ass juzosuke au to recuperate from episode 11 and i needed a way to keep track of it so its all under the cut!!

WARNING: this thing is ridiculously long?? unless u really want a super long juzosuke au, then go for it my dude

edit: if ur reading this there is now a part two so click this cool link 2 read it 

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anonymous asked:




- he was the one who suggested the idea of matching!
- you two have like 30 ideas and can’t decide
- you finally decide on being a puppy and a kitty (zens going to hate u)
- you jump up behind him with a bloody scream mask and he yelps, loudly
- there are children staring at him and he’s bright red
- sees you holding a skeleton hanging decoration and decides to joke with you
- with fake tears- “mc tell me the truth… have you been cheating on me with him?”
- you glance down and look at him, keeping the joke going
- he’s been boning me for a while now… i thought you knew oppa
- you both burst out laughing
- he never expects dirty jokes from you but when you make them he thinks they’re gold
- also, you guys STOCK UP on candy
- at least four bags because you are not fuckin around, though at least one of those are going to be eaten as soon as you get home
- you two decide to do each other’s makeup and it’s a mess
- he can’t stop laughing when you’re trying to paint on the little puppy nose because it tickles
- when you mess up you just lick your thumb and wipe it off like a mom
- he’s very surprisingly GREAT at eyeliner
- but… awful at everything else, makeup wise
- doesn’t know how to use these tools (literally uses a beauty blender to apply your eyeshadow)
- when you two show up to the rfa’s Halloween party you are slaying the game
- throughout the night you two make cat-and-dog themed puns
- he also licks your face a lot when you’re not expecting it
- yoosung you stop that right MEOW
- “mc today’s been RUFF let me give you my love!!~”
- zen is watching from the corner with death in his eyes

- really wants to do some type of pop culture costumes
- matching Disney prince and princess??? YES
- you decide to be rapunzel and he’s Eugene
- as an actor, he REALLY gets into his character so for the next weeks he’s just going to Be Him
- it’s the night before and you decide to try on your dress
- you two end up dancing in the kitchen and your dress does that spinny pretty skirt thing and you love it?
- then you two are cuddling and drinking together while watching old Halloween movies and OH NO
- he spills wine all over your dress
- tries everything to get it out, but he can’t and now there’s a bright red stain on your pretty princess dress
- you promise him it’s fine and he apologizes a million times
- instead of moping though you two have an even better idea
- so, he goes out and buys a bunch of fake blood for you two
- the next day you two go outside with it all and have a fake blood fight
- he’s squirting it all over you and you can’t stop laughing trying to spray him back
- by the end you two are COVERED in blood stains
- well now seems like a good time for pumpkin carving right
- he carves his pumpkin to look like his face
- and you two cook the pumpkin seeds to bring them to the party later
- finally the party’s one hour away and you’re adding the finishing touches
- adding fake scars and bruises on each other
- you guys are now ZOMBIE rapunzel and eugene
- everyone likes your costumes, and think it’s very creative and unique
- great things really do come from mistakes !!
- near the end of the night you can bet he’s going to be playing seven minutes in heaven with you
- leaves a LOT of love bites and hickeys, but they go well with your costume
- also, he gets wasted on spooky cocktails


- she wasn’t really planning on dressing up but you manage to convince her
- she wants to be simple so you two made little milk-and-cookie themed dresses
- the day before you two go to a pumpkin patch and have lots of fun together just choosing the prettiest ones and talking about life
- you two set up the party yourselves
- decorating the whole house and all that jazz
- diy everything
- got a lot of decoration ideas from Pinterest
- going shopping with her is so nice because she knows exactly what she needs
- buys a lot of candy to hand out to trick or treaters
- she also picks the best movies for y'all to watch
- lots of snuggling and kissing and you take so many selfies w her
- late at night you two watch the stars together and decide to watch at least one scary movie
- it was too scary for both of you now and neither of you want to get up to go pee
- it’s ok you two will just protect each other from scary ghosts all night


- you’re red riding hood and he’s the big bad wolf
- he doesn’t wanna go overboard so he’s just wearing wolf ears and draws a little circle for his nose
- zen thinks this is VERY FITTING (all men are wolves)
- he has a lot of pumpkin candles around the house but that’s as far as he goes decoration-wise
- doesn’t have much of a sweet tooth so he just buys you a bunch of candy
- loootttssss of wine
- he lowkey wants to scare you so he just stands directly behind you while you’re texting
- when you notice him you SCREAM and ask wtf he was doing and he just smiles
- what a CREEP am I right dudes
- you two don’t stay long at the party because he doesn’t want you to be around too many drunk guys
- so he takes you out and you two have a romantic night at home
- he never really cared much for this holiday but with you it was wonderful
- anyways at the end of the night y'all are going straight to the bedroom
- for more spooky fun :)


- you two are definitely going trick or treating before the party
- he wants to go as one of those gross innuendo costumes
- so now you’re an outlet and he’s a plug
- he’s definitely the type to go TP someone’s house (zen……watch out)
- endless pranks
- when you wake up on Halloween morning he rubs your back and you turn around
- he’s wearing a really scary mask and u scream and accidentally kick him off the bed
- he tries to steal ur candy but you don’t let him
- at the party he just fucks around with everyone and tells a lot of jokes
- he holds you close to his side all night though
- at the end of the day it’s 3 AM and you two are watching awful scary movies and trading candy
- also he’s going to get really tipsy and try to have sex with you but then he falls asleep halfway through
- and of course, you draw on his face wth sharpie when he’s asleep

TOS, aka OG Star Trek: The Experience

Well friends, I have watched a bunch of old Star Trek episodes. And ohhhh, I’m in this now, I’m in this DEEP.

Which ones did I end up watching? I will tell you! After so many fantastic and thoughtful suggestions, I put together all the eps recommended to me by multiple people (8 in number, bless a hivemind), arranged in an order that seemed to run from “this is a good introduction, and will help you properly appreciate” >> “BELOVED SPACE INANITY.” It was an amazing adventure and so then I watched most of the single-recs too.

Turns out there was Wisdom In the Group, and the first wave was also the first wave ~in my heart~, with the exception of a couple SOLID GOLD HITS from phase two. Which is honestly convenient as hell, as now we can round this out to ten.


1x11 ‘The Corbomite Maneuver’
- ahhh beware that screensaver! aw hell I’m already so into this
- good GOD do I love hokey ‘60s kitsch, I have made a good decision
- it was like Dr. McCoy was already my favorite, that is how this feels
- I’m really enjoying how much of this show seems to be just people looking intently at lights while considering what a pickle they are in

1x15 ‘Balance of Terror’
- Pickles In Space continues!
- is the navigation seat next to Sulu like the Defense Against the Dark Arts position on the Enterprise
- also how much of Sulu’s time does he spend slyly grinning at the foibles of whoever is next to him, and can I advocate for more of it please
- I have a lot of questions about uniforms, cuts of uniforms, and who gets to wear what color, but also kinda expect this knowledge to just osmosize into my mind over time
- the metallic gold rickrack on the cuffs is really excellent though

2x04 ‘Mirror Mirror’
- three eps in and ACTUALLY, rather surprised that Kirk/Spock was the thing! it seems just as likely that it could have been Kirk/McCoy, e.g. when Bones literally brushed blood off Jim’s lip with his thumb, and I said “??!!”
- UHURAAA!! finally. nice to properly meet you, girl.
- randomly Scottish engineer is a delightful decision, Scotty u rock
- update from Wikipedia: “Doohan tried a variety of accents for the part and decided to use a Scottish accent on the basis that he thought Scottish people make the best engineers.” oh my god. that is such a specific opinion, I am so charmed?
- wait Spock can connect to someone’s mind?? get oOOUUTT
- I love Captain Clever-Charm but good god he’s gonna give me a heart attack. STOP HEROIZING AND GET IN THE DAMN TRANSPORTER, SON.
- Spock is gloriously sarcastic for someone with ~no emotions~

2x01 ‘Amok Time’
- or he’ll DIE??? WHAT!! whaaaaaaat
- I feel like no one directly told me that Vulcans are just walking plot devices, and this is beautiful 2 me. the mind melding, the mating, WHAT’S NEXT
- bloodlust/actual-lust!Spock just cut Kirk a boob window in his puce shirt, and never in my wildest dreams could I have dreamt this up. but here it is, happening, in real life.
- oh yes oh yes,  s u b t e r f u g e
- ok yes I get the Kirk/Spock now, that “Jim!” was deeply Extra

1x26 ‘The Devil in the Dark’
- it has just hit me that I had unthinkingly decided this McCoy’s first name was also Hank. Dear Me: pull yourself together
- update from Wikipedia: it’s Leonard
- Spock’s space-purse gives me life. oh wait it’s like…a tiny TV with a strap. EVEN BETTER.
- I love a show where the music goes Very Dire at the idea of enacting “a crime against science
- “He’s a healer; let him heal” is the synopsis of my Bones fanfic
- BONES CAN CURE A RAINY DAY. this is the title of my second Bones fanfic.
- is it just me or do half of these shots have a vignette filter on them? it makes this whole show feel like, lovingly Instagrammed

1x23 ‘Space Seed’
- I love this one already. Kirk being roguishly superior, Spock delivering world-building exposition, abandoned ship floating in space like an episode of Firefly or something (which I realize was actually an episode of…Star Trek)
- new career goal: on-board Earth historian on a starship
- oh sure Spocksy, you’re “not capable” of irritation. suuure.
- BONES! dryly giving Khan advice on how to kill you most effectively! you brave grumppus, I love you
- “a group of Alexander’s, Napoleon’s…” pls tell me this ship was like, the suspended animation version of Clone High
- wow Khan is SUCH A DICK
- “Illogical.” / “Totally.” lol
- yeessss girls gotta stick together
- I totally get why they came back to this dictatorial überdude

1x05 ‘The Naked Time’
- all planets should be ice planets imo
- actually why did people rag on Prometheus so much, when space scientists taking off their protective garb is CLEARLY traditional
- Sulu’s interests include: botany, fencing, being flawless
- “Sulu, who is at heart a swashbuckler out of your 18th century” bless this episode
- “I’ll protect you, fair maiden!” / “Sorry, neither!” UHURAAAA
- so deep down Spock is… so tender and sad?? marvelous, keep going
- a relaysh I do love a lot is Ship Captain Maybe Wants To Sleep With Own Ship, If That Were Possible
- I’m laughing so hard it’s like, maybe I too have gone space-drunk?? ?
- AND they went back in time, WHAT AN EPISODE

2x15 ‘The Trouble With Tribbles’
- wow everyone is sooooo snarky today! two thumbs up
- Uhura and Chekov cooing over this furball is one of the cutest things I have ever seen
- I thought the universal love was just because of the Tribbles, but this whole episode is truly SO FUN. the pacing, the reveals, the quips
- this bartender’s Piling Up Tribbles physical comedy game is SPOT. ON.
- oh my god Scotty’s so gentle
- wow do I love it when they RUMBLE. their fight choreography is the dorkiest shit I have ever seen, it’s a fucking art form.
- I cannot stop cackling. Captain Kirk is just standing nips deep in a pile of Tribbles, DISGRUNTLED UNENDINGLY.

1x29 ‘The City on the Edge of Forever’
- oh no, Booooones!
- Masters of Nonchalance, these two
- it pleases me how easy it is to bait Spock, just by suggesting that he’s not an absurd genius-pants who can build a device that reads the future from nothing but Depression-era radio scraps and gumption
- what the hell, who is this 1930s sci-fi utopia girl!
- SPOCK BELONGS AT KIRK’S SIDE, wow, wow @ this episode, W O W
- McCoy just felt up a hobo, then collapsed to the ground weeping about how doctors used to cut and sew people like garments
- whoa that IS a fascinating moral dilemma….
- well we’ve hit the point where I now desperately wish to pose in one place and be beamed up somewhere

1x06 ‘The Enemy Within’
- every episode of television should open with George Takei holding a small dog in a fluffy space unicorn costume, with antennae
- best evil doppelgänger reveal I have ever seen? the eyeliner is a gr8 touch
- now Scotty is holding “the animal”
- William Shatner is having the time of his cheesy life, and SO AM I
- now he gets to hold the animal
- now Spock is telling him he’s the captain so he doesn’t have the luxury of being vulnerable, holy—
- now Spock is holding the animal, and I think I’ve zenithed out, this is unable to be topped
- Sulu is so good-humored! oh darling. remember earlier when you were just holding a horned spacedog and not freezing :(
- but ice planets are still the best I’m sorry


One Night

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 1.2k

Summary: Phil wants Dan to go to costume party with him (hint of Jealous!Dan)

“Phil, I’m not wearing that,” Dan sighed, rubbing the palms of his hands into his eyes.

“Dan you’re being ridiculous!” Phil waved the costume in front of Dan, as if a closer look made it look better.

“Am I? I’ll look really dumb in that, Phil.”

“Oh, come on! It’ll be funny, people think it’s just another cute couples costume,” Phil looked up at Dan from under his eyelashes, knowing Dan always had a hard time saying no when his big, blue eyes became watery as if he was on the verge of tears.

“There is nothing cute about a grown man in a Toto costume,” Dan struggled to make eye-contact with Phil. He knew the moment he did he’d succumb to Phil’s tactics. “Fine.”

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Prince Charming – Liam Dunbar Imagine (Feat. Stiles Stilinski)

Prompt: Can you do a liam imagine where they are both freshmen and he’s infatuated with the reader, but she loves Stiles, so it causes alot of jealousy! Thanks you xoxo! Your account is the best (; <33 

Pairing: Liam x Reader x Stiles

Word Count: 1,230

Note: So I got inspired to write this one after watching ABC’s Family Baby Daddy. I hope you like it.

Read Part 2 HERE

My Teen Wolf Masterlist

Kira and Y/N sat at a table in the middle of the school courtyard looking down at their homework. Kira was scanning through the AP Bio chapter she was supposed to read last night, while Y/N was trying to solve the last algebra problem from her homework assignment. Once finishing Y/N closed her notebook and placed it in her book bag. She looked up to see Stiles and Liam making their way towards their table. A big smile forms on her small round face at the sight of Stiles and his dark brown hair, creamy chocolate irises, cute little moles, and dimples at the corner of his lips. 

Stiles was rambling to Liam about the Mets game last night, but Liam couldn’t focus because all he could hear was Y/N’s heartbeat increasing with every step he took towards her. He looked up at her to see her smiling, and he couldn’t help but smile back.

“God, could he be any cuter?” Liam heard Y/N telling Kira with his werewolf hearing.

Kira looks up from her book and into the direction Y/N was looking at. “Who? Stiles or Liam?”

Y/N closed her hands into tiny fists and placed her chin on top as she sighed, “Stiles." 

Liam’s smile falters. She wasn’t smiling for him. She was smiling at the lanky rambling kid next to him. Liam didn’t understand what Stiles had that Liam didn’t. What made him so much more special? He thought to himself. His head hung low. While looking down at his feet, he noticed Stiles shoelaces were untied. A smirk formed at his lips as an idea popped in his head. He looked back up and “accidently” stepped on Stiles’ loose shoelaces, making Stiles jerk forward.

“Whoa,” Liam extended his arms out, catching Stiles before his face met the pavement, and hoping Y/N would see what a hero Liam was. “You should really tie those shoelaces, buddy.” 

“Phew!” Stile said, grateful for Liam’s rapid reflexes. “Thanks, bud.” Stiles slapped Liam’s shoulder before kneeling down to tie his shoe.

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okay but @z160 sent me this prompt and said “dude imagine sterek”

and now it’s all i can think about

“My dick is not having this, man.”

Stiles tugs at his crotch, which, okay he should be more polite and discreet. But, it’s just Scott. And Allison. So, he really can’t be bothered. 

What can bother him, however, is that he was dragged into Allison’s play, Midsummer Night’s Dream, and the wardrobe was strictly tights.

Though, what kind of best friend would he be if he denied Allison, who was taking at her first go at producing and directing for her college career, his talented self as the role of Lysander. 

Allison had took a great spin on the play, changing it to the eventful romance of two men instead of the typical male/female dynamic. Most of the cast was gender-swapped, and the role of Hermia (or, Hermies, in this case) is played by a male.

Derek Hale.

Incredibly attractive, forever-smolder faced beauty, Derek Hale. 

“Stiles, if you rip the tights, we don’t have replacements!” Allison whines, touching up Scott’s face as she does.

Stile frumps, lets go of the fabric. “I feel so exposed. And naughty.”

“Since when do you ever have a problem with being naughty?” Scott scoffs, and Allison scolds him with a glare for moving. 

“Wow, I told you that one time when we were drunk! See if I ever go out drinking with you again.”

At that, the door to the dressing room swings open, and a parade of men in tights walk in, Jackson leading them with a smug grin. Next thing he knows, Jackson is tossing a rolled up ball of socks into his lap from where he’s sitting on the sofa. He tosses one to Scott, too.

“Suit up, assholes.”

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anonymous asked:

do u have any like hcs or cool thoughts on Trans girl Keith?? bc i like the idea of Keith as a Trans girl but haven't seen any meta on that hc

um! i dont have meta per se, because i dont think anything in canon points to it, its just a Feel i’ve got… and idk if my thoughts are especially Fun, but! i have A LOT TO SAY IM SORRY THIS GOT REALLY LONG

  • she kinda gradually figured it out in her like, mid-late teens? (i hc keith as 19) from being on sorta bad parts of the internet. like, there are a lot of trans girls who gradually find themselves through hanging out in fetishizing 4chan threads, unfortunately… i feel like she stumbled across that bc of going there for like, video game threads or whatever, i think practically everyone went to /b/ a couple times as a teenager just to see why people talk about it
  • she doesnt have “girly interests” really so it takes a long time to realize that her body dysphoria is still valid for being trans, and not just a “fetish” or something, the way people online treat it… meeting pidge was a big step in helping that worry
  • shes generally a really private person, so she feels like theres a strong divide between ‘boy keith’ and ‘girl keith’, and like ‘boy keith’ is genuine, but she’s not bigender, she’s a girl… she comes out really slowly, to one person at a time, once she feels like they know her well enough to really understand her as just a Person, not like, “a boy who does/likes x”
    • like, even if the other person is also trans or very accepting, it’s less about concern for Coming Out As Trans and more concern about being ‘vulnerable’ by letting them past the “quiet rough impatient pilot boy” version of her. she’s very private about a lot of things but gender ties into a lot of it because ‘boy keith’ is a standoffish public mode and ‘girl keith’ is a real self
  • she came out first to some online friends, most of whom are also trans; they probably met through some obscure embarrassing like, teen mechanics forum, or a video game fandom, and unknowingly stuck together as Future Trans Kids
  • the first person she came out to irl was shiro, when they were friends pre-kerberos; they hung out a lot doing stuff like dirtbike racing in the desert, and shiro was open about not really liking masculinity stuff, and keith felt a bit like shiro could tell there’s something Not Boy about keith but never treated her weirdly for it, so it felt safe to come out. obviously shiro was accepting and later decided he’s nb (tho i cant decide exactly what sort)
  • hunk was probably next? hunk is easy to talk to, i care a lot about him reaching out to keith, and tbh keith has kind of a crush on him… they spend a lot of time together in general (or at least, a lot by keith’s standards), so hunk noticed her feeling a little strange and stressed around pidge after pidge came out and asked why
  • keith has some inferiority trouble about pidge at first, because pidge Always Knew and is already transitioning, while keith figured it out “late” (teens is still young but you know how it feels) and in a “weird”/”gross” way and couldn’t imagine trying to come out to her foster family (they probably wouldve been.. well-meaning. theyd understand eventually but still be frustrating at first and probably tell her to wait to do hrt as an adult), and feels anxious about the fact that transitioning would be Visible and draw questions… she sees pidge as the Good and Real type of trans and herself as fake and gross. but after admitting this to hunk he assures her that it’s still valid and that pidge herself wouldnt think of someone else as fake or lesser for having a different process
  • so keith decides to come out to pidge and they gradually get closer and become really sisterly; it definitely reassures keith that neither of them are very femme and both have “male” interests. she learns some hacking and programming stuff from pidge, and helps pidge and hunk work on modifications to the lions and stuff
  • lance is last because… i love lance but he did not react very tastefully to pidge coming out, and, the way he interacts with keith specifically is really macho from the start. keith feels like she definitely has to be Boy Keith with lance all the time, because lance treats her as a Boy Rival. she tries to be friendly with lance (the cradling thing, which lance shut down and tbh that hurt her feelings because.. keith doesnt reach out a lot..) and they spend time in proximity because theyre both close to hunk, but it’s harder for keith to get very personal with lance, because of the macho antagonism stuff. 
  • but once shes out to everyone else it feels sort of frustrating and messy to be closeted with Just lance, especially like.. with the voltron mind link.. (i wish we had more info about how deep that goes, though.) so she decides to trust lance and try to take friendly initiative by coming out to him too. probably overly casually, or she maybe gave the others permission to start using she/her in front of lance finally. hes confused and kinda fumbles his reaction but apologizes quickly and thanks her for trusting him
  • akdjks this is so long already sorry so uhh allura and coran basically just find out by everyone else referring to keith differently (she doesnt have very strong one-on-one relationships with them yet, so it hasnt come up), and theyre cool with it
  • once she’s out to everyone she starts changing presentation gradually! because tbh so long as her teammates support her she doesnt have to care at all about human gender standards/impressions, or feel weird about strangers noticing changes
    • she actually cuts her hair shorter, rather than growing it out, because the mullet was kind of a dysphoria thing– maintaining a lazy shitty haircut because you dont know what you actually want to look like, or are afraid to pursue it
    • they find a way to synthesize hrt for her, for gradual body shape changes
    • she used to prefer to keep her arms/chest pretty covered, but knowing that people believe in her gender, and knowing shiro is nb and Mega Ripped, helps her comfort and she wears tanktops more
      • when she grows boob she is Free with it. does keith look like someone who would wear a bra, ever,
    • she doesnt like makeup that much because she doesnt like.. textures, or having to wash it off, but a bit of eyeliner and highlighter helps her look how she wants to. she just leaves it on for days. her skin isnt great and she wont let lance help with that bc not washing her face is her right

uhh!! i THINK thats it. thank you for asking and giving me an excuse to organize all of this, it helped me solidify a few details so im grateful!!

Fic: Getting What You Want

anon prompted: She’s All That and 10 Things I hate about You. Finn can’t date until his nerdy bro Kurt does. Quinn gives Kurt a super hot makeover a la Chris’s new photoshoot that catches badboy Blaines eye. Also, Finn ends up with Rachel instead of Quinn.

Since I’ve never seen either of those movies, this based solely off the description in that prompt. ~2150 words, PG-13, fluff.

“Bro. C’mon. Please!”

“No,” Kurt replied, not looking up from his book.

“But this show’s only in Columbus for two weeks!” Finn said, hands clasped under his chin in a pleading gesture. “If I don’t ask Rachel soon, Jesse will, and then it’s game over. Please, just ask someone, anyone out so Mom and Burt will let me date Rachel.”

“What part of no didn’t you understand, Finn?” Kurt asked, shooting Finn an icy glare. “I’m sorry that Dad and Carole said you can’t date before college unless I do too, but there are plenty of fish in the sea! Rachel and Jesse probably won’t last forever, either.”

“You don’t get it! Rachel makes me feel like I can succeed outside of Lima, like I’m worth more than my football jersey. If you’d ever had feelings for someone, you’d know.”

Kurt flushed bright red involuntarily at Finn’s last remark, and unfortunately for him, Finn noticed.

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anonymous asked:

Can you do a scenario with Jackson where you are a a youtuber and you do the Boyfriend does my make up challenge with him please?

Aww, this idea is soooo cute. I hope I did it well and you like it. Have a wonderful day! Saranghe~ ❤


“Are you kidding me?”

You were very surprised, but you hadn’t other option. You had to do it. Well, at least it was going to be funny.

That was that you thought when you saw the comment in your youtube channel. A person had challenged you to do the “my boyfriend does my make up” challenge. And after a while there were a lot of comments like that saying that ifyou could do the challenge. You were a well-known youtuber and you couldn’t disappoint your suscriptors, so you were going to do it. Oh, yes, it was going to be really funny…

“Really? Hahaha”

“Jackson, don’t laugh that hard…”

“But it’s very funny”

“Well, I know that is going to be funny”

“Oh, yes, I’ll do my best, ______. I’ll do your make up!!! Hahaha”

“Jackson, please!”

“Araso, araso. When are we going to record it?”


“Perfect, tomorrow is my free day so we have all the day long to do your make up… and another things…”

“Jackson! Why are you always thinking at thatkind of things?”

“What? Who is the only one that are thinking “that”?”


“I said that we could do another things… You were the only one naughty-minded, jagi”

“Aw! You’re so annoying!”

“Why?~ But you still love me, right?”

“Aww, Jackson, of course not”

“What? Come here, jagi”

“I don’t want”

“Or you come here or I’ll tickle you”

“Catch me if you want!”

“Okay, you want to play? Araso, araso~ You can run, but I’ll catch you”

When he said that, you knew that actually he was going to catch you and tickle you. So you began to run through the dorm and a few seconds after he was already on top ofyou tickling you. You couldn’thandle it, tickle fights were too much for you. So he always won…

Tickle fights with Jackson were the best thing ever. He seemed very wild and sexy (and he was it), but he often acted like a child. And tickle fights were his favourite game…

After a while, you got him to stop, because you couldn’t almost breathe because of all the time that you laughed. And when he stoped, he placed a sweet kiss on your lips and he said:

“Mmm, should I do the make up well, or maybe wrong…?”

“Jackson! Do it well! I don’t want to seem a ghost, a zombie or a vampire when I took the mirror and see myself in it”

“But jagi, if I do it well it wouldn’t be funny”

“Araso, Jackson, do whatever you want…”


“Of course not, Jackson! Or you do it well, or I’ll punish you”

“Ohhh, my jagi is going to punish me~”

“Why are you thinking about “that” again?”

“I didn’t think at “that”, jagi. I only repeated what you said. You’re the only naughty-minded here”

“What? Jackson, you’re too much for me, really”

“I know it, jagi. But I love you anyway…”

“Aww, Jackson, I love you too…”

“Are you being sarcastic right now, jagi?”

“I don’t know…”

You really loved to tease him. Of course you loved him so much, but you loved more the face that he had when you teased him.

The next day came. You woke up with the sunlight and Jackson was already woken up. He noticed that you had just woken up and he said to you:

“Good morning, jagi~ Did you sleep well?”

“Yeah… I slept well, Jackson. But… Why are you so happy?”

“What do you think? Because today I’m going to do your make up!!! Yeah, so good”

“Jackson, just relax…”

“Yah! This is my phrase, jagi!”


“Okay, is time to get up!”


You got up and had the delicious breakfast that Jackson has made for you. It was the best thing ever… After getting ready, finally you were going to do the “my boyfriend does my make up” challenge. You went to the lounge and put there the video camera and on the table you out almost all the make up that you had. Jackson looked at that and he said:

“Wow! You have so much! This is going to be the funniest thing ever”

You only could sigh when you heard that comment for the twentieth time that day… So you began. You sat down in the couch of the lounge with Jackson next to you and you began to record.

“Hi, everyone! Like so many people said to me to do the “my boyfriend does my make up” challenge, here I am with my boyfriend Jackson to do the challenge…”

“Hii, everyone, I’m ______’s boyfriend, Jackson. And today I’m going to do the spectacular make up of my lovely girlfriend”

“Well, let’s start”

“You don’t say it very confident, jagi. You don’t trust me?”

“Well, the truth is that I don’t trust you, Jackson. At least not in that kind of situations…”

“Jagi, I belong to that world. I have make up. Every day for every event I have to have make up…”

“But that doesn’t mean that you can do it. After all, someone does it, not you”

“Araso, araso~ I’ll begin”

And after saying that, all was a mess. There were make up everywhere. And he was all the time saying things like “Jagi, you look very well” or “I think that I could do this everyday”.

Well, when he finished you had a lot of rouge, too much eyeliner but at least the mascara and the lipstick was okay… Or that was that you thought… Because he didn’t let you use a mirror until he finished. And when the moment came, you were surprised… You seemed a clown!

“Jackson!! What did you do?!?!?!”

“Your make up…”

“Oh my God! This is horrible!!!”

“Jagi, that hurts… (acting dramatically)”

“And what happens with my face?!?!”

“Jagi if I did it well, because I know how to do it, the video wouldn’t be that funny. Right, dear _______’s suscriptors? (facing the camera)”

“Oh, Gosh… Well, my dear people, I did it. Well, Jackson did it. Now you can comment how “good” I look or simply laught at my face… I hope you liked this video, if it’s the case, thumbs up and if you want to know when I upload my videos you can suscribe just here. I hope you have a wonderful day and see you next time!”

“Thanks for watching, guys! And give my jagi all your love! Saranghe~ Bye, bye!”

“See you next time! Bye~”

After giving your suscriptors all your love, you turned off the camera and you began to laugh. Jackson also did it. And you know how it’s his laugh… you only could laugh more and more… Actually it was really funny, but your face was other thing… Well, at least the challenge was done! “My boyfriend does my make up” challenge done!

“Aww, jagi, you’re so pretty. Even with “that” make up you’re still pretty”

“Jackson, don’t tease me, please…”

“I’m not doing it, jagi. I’m just… joking around! Hahaha”


“Okay, I’m serious now…”

“Jackson, we both know that is impossible that you could be serious…”

“No, you’re wrong…”


“Really. I love you~”

“Aww, I love you too, Jackson”

“Well, I would kiss you, but you have too much make up, jagi”

“Jackson! Don’t tease me again!”

And like he didn’t want to kiss you with that “precious make up” face, you gave him a huge peck on the lips… And after a while, you two have make up in every inch of your face…

Merry Christmas @swifty-fox!

For everyone else, this is a short fic based off of a small portion of the Cancer/Youtuber Malec AU Swifty ruined lives with posted about awhile ago. You can read her full post on the AU here. I just wanted to write out this short little portion of it because it’s so sweet, but I wish I had time to write it all. I have other Malec projects to work on though!

Alec curled up in the hospital bed, knees almost touching his face as he fought through another bout of nausea. He had his phone hidden behind his legs so the nurses couldn’t see it and ask him to turn it off. What was a little more radiation at this point anyways? And it was on silent so it was hardly going to bother anyone, and the only machine he was hooked up to was monitoring his pulse. He needed that phone, so screw the rules about not having it on.

He needed to be able to scroll through old videos on the YouTube channel he shared with Jace and Izzy so he could read the nice comments from their fans. (He didn’t watch the videos, because it scared him to think he might not be able to do the things he loved most ever again because of this stupid cancer, but just reading the comments wasn’t painful.) He needed to read through all the emails well-wishers had sent him since they found out he was in the hospital, ones that had doubled when they’d told their fans why. But, mostly, he needed to be able to text Magnus. 

Magnus had become this amazing rock over the last few weeks since he’d first come to meet Alec in the hospital. Jace and Izzy were doing their best, but there was only so much one could take when they were losing a second brother to a terrible cancer. Alec didn’t begrudge them it for a second, he loved them and everything they did for him. They made sure he had non-hospital food as much as he could, decorated his hospital room to feel a little more like home, staged movie nights in his hospital room, and more. The problem was that everything they did had the specter of cancer looming over it.

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