Marichat May Day 28: Kiss It Better
Chat is a drama queen: the sequel
“This is a disaster.”
“A tragedy! The greatest tragedy that ever was!”
“I’m dying. This is it. The end of the great Chat Noir.”
“Goodbye, cruel world! Princess, princess, please come here. Thank you for all the cookies and hot chocolate and for the petting. Tell Ladybug I loved her with my whole heart.”
Marinette crossed her arms. “Chat, get off the floor and stop being overdramatic. It is just a paper cut.”
Chat looked downright offended. “Just a paper cut?! What kind of metahuman are you to not know paper cuts are the worst?” He got up as fast as he could and pointed to his check. “On my beautiful face! My good looks, gone!”
Marinette groaned. “Chat, you are still handsome. A small papercut can’t change that.”
His ears and tail shot up. Then he got the biggest shit eating grin on his face. “Oh, the princess thinks I’m handsome. Shocking!” he slapped his cheek for emphasis and then winced.
His bottom lip began trembling. “It hurts. Please, Mari, kiss it better.”
Marinette rolled her eyes, but still kissed his cheek. “Happy?”
Chat didn’t bother to answer, just wrapped his arms around her waist and began to purr.