you are literally 5 years old

somehow white ppl can understand why the muggle born registry and the ministry taking people’s wands away was wrong but they are too dim witted to apply those same concepts to reality so a muslim registry and detaining (and handcuffing) legal visa holder’s and children as young as 5 years old doesn’t seem so outrageous to them bc it’s being done in the name of “national security” 

like I really don’t understand how yall literally sat and made memes about the parallels between the candidates during the election and harry potter characters but when it comes down to showing compassion for actual humans you have some kind of disconnect?? like u guys cried so much about the government in the hunger games while u enabled our government to literally embody those same ideals and practices??? 

your favorite works of YA fiction have always alluded to history and if you can scrape up empathy for those characters I fail to understand why you are unable to translate that same rationale to reality….that level of compartmentalization is the ultimate manifestation of white american privilege.  

How To Avoid Drinking Your Paint Water And Other Art Tips

  •  See the coke up there?  it’s in totally the wrong place.   KEEP YOUR BEVERAGE AT 4 O’CLOCK.  or 5, if you’re a leftie.  Keep your paint water on your table in front of you, and your beverage off to the side so that you have to physically turn around to get at it.  You will teach your brain that Drink Is Over There, Not On The Desk; your coffee will last longer that way, AND YOU WILL AVOID SPILLING IT ALL OVER YOUR WORK.
  • if you DO spill your drink, cover the page and call it “Organically Dyed Paper”  it ain’t coming out, run with it.
  • Instead of 7-hour continuous playlist, listen to albums so you’re stopping every 40 minutes or so to change the music THEN STRETCH YOU FOOLS.
  • Alternate caffeinated beverages with non-caffeinated.  your hands WILL start to shake if you keep mainlining coffee like that.
  • get this freaking pencil sharpener.  yes, that’s a lot for a sharpener, but this SOB will work forever, won’t eat pencils, and gets you the finest points possible.  this has been stress-tested by scientific illustrators and I promise we are the pissisest possible people when it comes to pencil points.  Mine it literally 6 years old now.  it’s great. (Yeah, yeah, it’s missing from the pic.  Have a backup in case of forgetfulness.)
  • DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ART IN POOR LIGHT.  this means both too little AND too much.  You eyes, brain and spine will all thank you.  This mean making sure you’ve got direct, full-spectrum light indoors (it’ll make laptops and winter easier too, I promise) and wearing sunglasses outdoors.
  • FUCK PRISMACOLOR PENCILS.  The pigment’s good but the binder is brittle and breaks, and the wood is frequently warped.  literally 1 in 5 of the last prismacolor pencils I’ve had were totally unusable.  Faber-Castel is comparable in price/sometimes cheaper and had very high quality.
  • like, not shitting on cheap art supplies, because god knows I use them all the time, but pirsmacolors are EXPENSIVE and having the lead snap for the 7369205790235969th time will give you a goddamn stroke.
  • Remember to Eat maybe????
  • about every 2-3 hours, get up, leave the room, and do something else for at least 20 minutes.  Do the dishes maybe.  Gives your eyes and shoulders a break, lets your brain re-set and you’ll be able to see things that Need Fixing when you get back.
  • FOR FUCKS SAKE, USE REFERENCES.  All the greats did, you’ll stress less, and things will look so much better.  Just google image the sucker.
  • srsly eat something.  even some cheetos.  pls.
  • ok kids it’s 3AM i’ll think of more in the morning.  take care of yourselves.

burningocean  asked:

Top 5 Soukoku moments ? 😎

Hi Ann, look at what you’ve done. Thank you for the pain. 

1. “I used Corruption because I trusted you”. All this scene is sort of heartbreaking. Chuuya trusts Dazai so much it physically pains me. He hasn’t used Corruption in FOUR YEARS, and then Dazai comes and says “let’s do it like the old times” / “yes, why not, I’ll just put my life in your hands like I did countless of times despite the fact that you betrayed me and I haven’t heard from you in FOUR FRIGGING YEARS and I could literally die in front of your eyes”. WHO DOES THAT????????? Chuuya Nakahara, apparently. That being said, I can’t believe my favorite skk moment is also the moment that makes me raging THE MOST. Of course I’m still outrageously bitter because Dazai literally called him partner, folded his clothes (yes, I’m bringing back the vintage receipts here), washed his face from the blood and then…left him there??? WHAT THE FUCK DAZAI???

2. When they pull the power couple aesthetic. When they actually work together as a team, they are mesmerizing to watch. You can see that the roots of their partnership are still there, that they know each other so much that sometimes they don’t even need words to communicate. They are not Soukoku for nothing, after all. 

Originally posted by princelelouchs

Originally posted by nikforovs

3. When Chuuya fake killed Dazai (aka, Soukoku in a nutshell). Ah this is such a powerful moment, the cherry on top of a scene where Dazai did everything he could to push Chuuya on the verge of murder, just to see him almost doing it. I can’t help but think how liberating this gesture must have been for Chuuya, he finally let out a little bit of his frustration (that’s why he was there in the first place. After four years he’s still bugged by him, he still wants some sort of revenge, he still needs a closure Dazai is not willing to give him). But that’s it. You can say you’ll kill him all you want, my little Chuuya, but will you really? I don’t think so, because you care and love him so much it’s almost painful to watch. And if you, Dazai, could stop toying with him every chance you get, I’d really appreciate it. Thank you very much.

4. Every time Dazai reminds Chuuya that he knows everything about him. Tell us more about those moves and those thrusts Dazai, we’re all ears. 

5. DORKS. First of all, I want Dazai saying “CHUUUYAAAAAA” as the sound people hear passing next to my grave. Second. I feel so robbed because in the manga Dazai actually laugh his ass off at Chuuya’s “little rich girl” impression. 

Originally posted by seieiryu

Originally posted by zoemichaelisphantomhive

- bonus: all the official art involving them is a blessing sent from the gods, I think that Bones ships them as much as we do if not more (remember the park date one? HONESTLY). But there’s one that has has a special place in my heart:

LISTEN. L I S T E N. I could talk about this art literally for two days straight because ??? You can try to convince me all you want, but this is made to be somehow romantic. Look at the way Dazai is tilting his chin up, it looks like he’s waiting for a kiss. And Chuuya is looking in our direction but if he was to look down he’ll be right above Dazai’s lips and ???? WHAT THE FUCK??? Not to mention what’s probably the most fucked up thing here that is THE FLOWERS. It’s a Camellia Japonica, or Japanese Quince, and they are the symbol of love, temptation, passion and deep desire. That’s it y’all. I’m out. I don’t even know what to say anymore. Soukoku might not be canon, but sure as hell they are baiting it…a lot. 

Thank you for your message!

Ask me my top 5 things!

anonymous asked:

You do realize that Ashi is still a teenager and Jack is an old man, right?

Ok, I feel like it’s time to finally settle some of the discourse in the fandom over the Jashi ship


- Is an adult woman, probably around 20 years old

- Jack called her a “woman”, not “a girl”

-  She is mature beyond teenage years

- If she were a minor she definitely wouldn’t have gotten all the sexy/nude scenes she did last episode

- She can make her own decisions as an adult

- Jack helped her find her true self and gave her life a meaningful purpose besides simply being an expendable killing machine

- She obviously cares about Jack


- Is technically 75 years old, (thousands of years old if you want to get more technical about it), but neither his physical age nor his psychological age represent a 75 year old

- He is still physically 25 years old, just with more emotional baggage (and as far as mental age goes, mind and body are not completely separate. His brain would still represent that of a 25 year old, still young and developing)

- By the logic of the “age gap” which puts Jack at 75 years old, who tf can he date acceptably then without a massive age gap since he’s an “old man”? Your grandma? That’s not fair to the character 

- He was able to forgive Ashi and does seem to care about her

- It IS possible to ship Ashi with the 2001-2004 version of Jack, ya know

- We’ve had evidence that in the presence of Ashi, Jack’s hallucinations become far less aggressive (blue Jack in episode 3 vs in episode 4), or disappear entirely, so she’s positively affecting his mental health

- So much so that she is able to convince Jack out of committing suicide after 50 years of temptation

Shipping Jashi in General:

- It has become clear now that Ashi is an adult woman

- Jack and Ashi have obvious chemistry

- Both have risked their lives protecting each other

- They have saved each other’s lives

- They are a benefit to each other’s mental health

- There is no evidence that Jack is Ashi’s father

- There is no evidence of an abusive relationship (They were enemies in the beginning, and yes, Jack killed her sisters, but it was in self-defense, and Ashi understands that.)

- However you choose to see the age gap is arbitrary, not factual 

- Compared to many other ships, like those shipping a young girl with a hundred-year-old vampire or whatever, or shipping Jack with a literal ancient demon, Aku, Jashi is a super unproblematic ship


Jashi shippers have a very strong base for their ship that has proven to be mutually beneficial and pure. Whether it becomes canon or not, if you personally don’t like the ship for whatever reason, that’s fine, that’s your own opinion and you have a right to it. What you don’t have a right to is to attack the shippers, especially when there’s almost no reasonable argument against the Jashi ship.

Taehyung as your Husband

Originally posted by kths

Request: Um excuse me, but may I please have Kim Taehyung as your husband please? I love your blog so much! It’s too much for me 😍😍😘🙇 Thank you for existing.

A/N: First of all thank you! I’m so happy you like our blog~ I hope you enjoy!

- so fluffy on your wedding day oml

- cried about 12 times

- which made you cry

- which made literally everyone else cry

- it was a mess of tears

- you’d honeymoon somewhere tropic like the Bahamas or Jeju Island

- getting to see his tanned skin as he runs into the water with you

- he’d carry you bridal-style for at least the first week of marriage no matter what

- “tae, i can walk y’know…”

- “just because my wifey/hubby can walk doesn’t mean they should.”  

- religiously referring to you as ‘wifey/hubby’

- idk why but i absolutely see him doing that okay

- begging you to call him ‘hubby’ too

- ugh you would be so spoiled with this boy

- breakfast in bed all the damn time

- cuddling as much as possible

- still gets all blushy and shy before asking you on a date because????? why did you even say yes the first time??????? how is he so lucky?????

- you are legitimately his world okay

- he needs you the same way we need oxygen

- despises having to be apart from you for extended periods of time

- enjoys ‘casually’ showing off your matching wedding rings

- and wedding photos

- and referring to you as ‘my wife/husband’ so everyone remembers that, in fact, you are married

- this poor boy would be so distraught if you got any amount of hate from Armys

- writes a 10-tweet-long rant about how if they support him, they should support his partner too

- has namjoon translate it so int. Armys see it too

- adopting a puppy together omg

- “this is the start of our family, y/n, i’m so proud of us.”

- sakdhslfdakhf getting to wake up to his bedhead and puffy eyes and no-makeup face every damn morning and questioning how the hell he’s even human???

- him begging you to wear his ‘vintage and specially tailored’ clothing

- which is just an old shirt with holes cut with scissors all over because why not

- honestly you’d be that married couple that still goes to the park and rolls down a grass hill like 5-year-olds

- getting questionable looks from the other couples there and not giving a shit

- because you’re so in love and just having some damn fun

- and yet in that same day you’d go home and talk about the deepest, most intellectual shit at 3 am

- because that’s just how you are

- anniversaries are a very important holiday and he never fucking forgets

- literally taking the week off of work to spent it with you

- giving you gifts everyday for the week leading up to ‘the big day’

- serenading you with a song he spent 5 months writing for you

- every. year.

- aghhhhh tae is such a pure angel and deserves the entire world

- he’d be the best damn husband to ever exist

- treat him right okay?

- i can’t omg

-Admin Yeonie

Sometimes I think about how in the span of like 5 years the word “daddy” as an inherently sexual term to refer to your male romantic/sexual partner became completely and totally normalized and how that’s left an entire generation of young people a little bit pre-trained to be targeted by really gross pedophiles within the ddlg kink scene and I just get…. really sad y’all 

I saw a like, 9 year old girl get side-eyed by her similarly-aged friends for calling her actual literal father “daddy,” you know, because that is a word used nearly exclusively by real actual little girls on their real actual fathers which is the point of the fetish, and told by them that it was gross and she couldn’t call her dad that. Her actual dad

And I hear from people who think the ddlg fetish is gross and disgusting but have this disconnect when it comes to calling their own bfs “daddy” because that’s been so pervasively normalized over the course of a few years and I could write an entire essay on how it happened and why. 

We had a bought of hate on my blog a few weeks ago, and it has spurred me to promote self love even more than I already do. So that’s what we are doing today! Here we go!

  • Basil - courage & confidence
  • Rosemary - happiness & peace
  • Marjoram - love 
  • Lavender - love
  • Cloves - releasing negativity
  • Ginger - confidence
  • Rose (if you have it!)

Okay my little cuties, like always, light the candle you’re gonna seal up your jar with before you start, state your intention. I usually suggest taking some time to meditate or clear your head, to get yourself in a good mental state before you start this. But this time, I have a few other suggestions. If you’re like me you might find it hard to love current you, may it be because you’re not happy with who you are, where you are, etc etc. I think sometimes in situations like this, it’s a good idea to take time to think of yourself as “little you”, or the childhood version of you when starting out with this. This quote is something that helps me with this (I literally wrote it out and had it taped to my mirror for several years with a photo of 5 year old me) —

“Picture yourself when you were five. In fact, dig out a photo of little you at that time and tape it to your mirror. How would you treat her, love her, feed her? How would you nurture her if you were the mother of little you? I bet you would protect her fiercely while giving her space to spread her itty-bitty wings. She’d get naps, healthy food, imagination time, and adventures into the wild. If playground bullies hurt her feelings, you’d hug her tears away and give her perspective. When tantrums or meltdowns turned her into a poltergeist, you’d demand a loving time-out in the naughty chair. From this day forward I want you to extend that same compassion to your adult self.” - Kris Carr.

It helps me to think about little me, it makes me easier to love me, and then to love current me.
With that in mind, it may also be helpful to take time and write a letter to yourself, a letter of love and encouragement to either past you or future you, a letter overflowing with encouragement, compliments and love. Love the way you would love your best friend, your mother, your daughter, etc. Someone you love unconditionally, but let that person be you. Tell yourself all the amazing things about you, allow yourself to let go of all the things that you dislike, the things that aren’t relevant, because you’re actually fucking rad. You’re fucking amazing, you deserve to be showered in love, 10/10. You rock.

After you are feeling fucking amazing because you ARE, go ahead and layer in those ingredients, take some time pouring all that ooey-gooey self love into this jar, believe each of those layers and intents, honey!

Close it up, seal it up with wax (I have an easy tutorial here if you want to check it out!)

Take a bubble bath, make some hot coco, make some art, do something to make yourself feel loved and taken care of (because you fucking deserve it).

I want to see your recreations of this jar if you make it (you can @ tag me or tag witchy-woman in the tags, I check both!)

And if you want to see my other jars you can find those here.

I love you guys so, so, SO much. I hope you love yourself as much as I love you, because you deserve it, you are worthy of love, and you have the right to be loved and to love yourself. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

Have a beautiful day, my little witches. Happy crafting. <3

You will not be able to convince me that Blackwatch isn’t actually full of children. Sure all the agents are 100% deadly and efficient at what they do, but when they ain’t on missions or not doing their god damn jobs, they all degrade to fucking 5 year olds.

Reyes is less of a commander and more of a glorified babysitter.

Reasons why The LEGO Movie is a really, really great movie:

1. It’s got a super great message!
2. There’s not a single character you can genuinely dislike
3. There are tons of celebrities from famous and iconic shows and movies voicing the characters, like Chris Pratt, Liam Neeson and MORGAN FREEMAN, etc
5. Everything is from the perspective from an 8 and a half year old
7. “When you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel, you find yourself with a Will Ferrel.” A quote from the character he voices in the behind the scenes video.
9. Nods to the older lego sets, with the 1980-something space guy, Benny, helmet broken and design scuffed
11. Scribble Cop is precious and he must be protected at all costs.
12. Emmet’s ending speech makes me tear up everytime. “You… don’t have to be… the bad guy. You… are the most talented. The most interesting. The most important person of all time. And you are capable of amazing things. Because you are the Special. And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up. But it’s also true. It’s about all of us. And right now, it’s about you. And you, still, can change everything.”

reasons why speak now is taylor’s best album

1. last kiss, i feel this song so much and i haven’t even had a relationship yet
2. the most romantic lyric ever written in mine: “i remember how we felt, sitting by the water, and every time i look at you, it’s like the first time”
3. back to december is like “you know, I fucked up” and that’s good too. also “maybe this is wishful thinking, probably mindless dreaming:
4. better than revenge and the story of us literally have the best beats ever and it makes me wanna jump every time
5. DEAR JOHN??? the whole track??? written by a 19 year old???
6. enchanted is literally an experience on its own, it’s like you’re a princess in a fairytale (and also it gave us one of the best cinematic experiences: the wonderstruck commercials)
8. ICONIC sparks fly, the best opening for a tour ever
9. did i mention last kiss
10. and last but not least: the whole intro / prologue for speak now made my skin clearer and the message itself is so important!!! and it really helped me a lot in life!!!

Got7 reaction - trying to cuddle their s/o when they’re working/doing homework

request: 💕💕 Their girlfriends have to do work(homework for example) but the boys wanna cuddle ^\^


He is basically 5-years-old at heart, so h would nudge your face with his nose and make his little ‘markie-pooh’ noises. After a while, he would give up.

“Fine. I’ll just cuddle Coco~”

Originally posted by wangjackseons


He would be the ‘manly’ one of the group. If you were doing homework he would pull the chair to get you closer to his or just pull your wrist and tug you into bed.


“Jackson, I’m working. I’ll cuddle later.”

“No~~~~!” He’d literally pick you up and surround the both of you in blankets and pillows.

Originally posted by jack777


He would come up with a compromise and the two of you would have a chill day in bed with your laptop and notes.


He would be the one who tries to hold your free hand or rest his head on your shoulder while you’re at the desk or table.

Originally posted by kookihyunnie


‘No’ is not an option for him. He would just pull up a chair and scoot close to you.

Originally posted by kunpimuak


He would pull you into his lap and have you just sit that way. He would wrap his hands around your waist and kiss your cheek every once in a while.

(I love his big sweaters!)

Originally posted by sugalogy

Hey, I’m Jeon Jungkook, dance major, currently 19 years old. school recently hasn’t been kicking me in the butt as much lately so i decided to create this blog?? anyways, i guess you can ask questions and stuff? idk? :P

i live with my roomate taehyung (who sucks >.<) and like eating ramyun and pizza (i don’t know if it could be considered a favorite food if it’s literally all i eat. whoops.) 

the ask box is open right now!!! 


In case you haven’t already heard about the blog exposing-the-fakes, let me update you. It’s run by a girl who goes by the name Diana Leigh and claims she’s 21, lives in LA, and, most bizarrely, personally knows 5sos. She gives out false and sometimes worrisome information about the boys. For example, she tells people Michael self harms. How would he feel if he saw that; someone he’s never met convincing her 2,000 followers of something so serious? Although it could be accurate, she isn’t someone who would know. The only people who do are Michael and those who are actually close to him. The fact that she’s going around promising it to be true is only doing damage. On top of all that, she’s hinting towards the fact that she’s Ashton’s “secret girlfriend”. Those are just two of her lies. They don’t end there, but listing them all would take forever.

I wouldn’t be concerned about this situation if no one believed her, but for some strange reason — even though she’s never provided any solid proof whatsoever — a lot of people do. Like I mentioned before, she has at least 2,000 followers. Fans are putting their faith in her and genuinely thinking their questions and wishes will get to 5sos through her blog. It’s messed up and has left me feeling uneasy for a long time now.

So, I’m here to hopefully shut her down for good.

Keep reading

pentachloronitrobenzene  asked:

hello!! i love your voltron family au so much! i was wondering if shiro still has the scar on his nose and i so how he got it. (sorry if i missed something if you've addressed this before) thanks ^-^

He does have a scar!!! :D 

[The Voltron Family] The family were currently preparing for their day, the kids taking their baths since it was another day of school. Keith was currently taking his bath while Shiro was in front of the mirror trying to put on some clothes. Then he saw his scar.

Shiro hated his scar that was on the bridge of his nose. Everyday he was reminded of something awful. He wanted to get rid of it but he hardly had the time considering he had a family of five. 

Keith: You’re staring at it again. 
Shiro: *startled* *turns around to see Keith drying his hair* W-What?
Keith: I said you’re staring at your scar again.
Shiro: Oh. *deflates* Well, I can’t just ignore it. It’s literally on my face and it’s so huge and hideo—
Keith: It’s not hideous. *snaps*
Shiro: *shuts his mouth* *eyes widens* 
Keith: *sighs* Sorry. But honestly, Takashi. It’s not hideous or ugly or disgusting or whatever adjectives that you’d like to associate it with. 
Shiro: But…
Keith: I know it reminds you of your patient. 

Shiro had a patient. He was seven years old. Bright and energetic but he had brain cancer. He knew the boy had 5% chances of surviving but Shiro held on to that and pushed through with the surgery. It lasted for 28 hours and it was the first time Shiro cried after a surgery. The boy’s mother lashed out to him while shouting “YOU PROMISED TO SAVE MY SON!!” The nurses were trying to restrain her but that didn’t stop her from grabbing one of the medical equipment and charged Shiro.

That was how he got his scar.

Shiro: He was just a boy, Keith. 
Keith: I know. 
Shiro: Miles was… Miles loved dinosaurs and M&Ms. Totally not related to each other… *soft chuckle* …but every day when I visited him, I gave him a pack of M&Ms. He loved the color yellow the most. Said yellow makes him happy. Yellow reminded him of Pickachu and Pickachu made him smile. 
Keith: So that’s why you bought a Pichaku plushie. *small smile*
Shiro: *nods* Yeah. He didn’t cry when I gave it to him because he said crying will just make other people cry and think he’s going to die. And that would just make his mommy and daddy sad, thus going against his yellow principle.
Keith: What a smart kid. *rubs Shiro’s arm soothingly*
Shiro: He was. *smiles fondly* On that day of his operation, while he was being brought to the OR, you know what he said to me? He grabbed my hand and said “Doctor Takashi, promise me that you’ll let me play with your kids, okay? When I’m better, I’m going to show them my Pikachu plushie so they will smile too.” *tears starts appearing* I just… squeezed his hand and nodded “You’ll love Hunk. He loves yellow too.” *chuckles* Then Miles giggled while squeezing my hand back with the amount of force he had left “We’ll be yellow buddies! I can’t wait!” 
Keith: *starts tearing up* *covers his mouth*
Shiro: *a tear falls down* He was… he was such a great and beautiful kid and I couldn’t save him. That’s why everyday when I see this scar…
Keith: *hugs Shiro* Shhhhhsh. Don’t… just. You did what you had to do. And that proves it even more, isn’t? *cups Shiro’s face*
Shiro: Prove what?
Keith: *kisses Shiro’s scar* It’s your battle scar. You fought for Mile’s life and that’s beautiful. You’re beautiful, Takashi, especially with your scar.

ClexaCon 2k17: Facts.


- Dominique Provost-Chalkley (Waverly Earp) was the first celebrity I’ve ever been a fan of, to meet
- I forgot to say hello to Dominique when getting my autograph so we awkwardly stared at each other for 5 seconds. 
- This was my first con
- My gay level is OVER 9000
- I bought merch, and merch, and merch, and merch.
- I got a total of 12 hours of sleep in 4 days
- I am broke af
- I kept getting girls numbers and not remembering their names, so in my phone I have “Denmark:, “Cape Town”, “Breakfast Club tshirt girl”, “Kristen Stewart” etc
- We just camped out in a section of the con hall because celebrities would walk past us and we would try to get selfies. Yes, we suck but this con was expensive okaaaaaay. 
- Sam almost jumped over a fence to chase down Kat Barrell on the Strip
- Natasha Negovanlis thinks we’re weirdos
- We kept picking up groups of people at the Con
- Sarah Shahi seriously knows her audience
- Nicole Haught aka Kat Barrell is intimidating as fuck but I would 100% propose to her. (This is in fact a lie, we spoke, I didn’t propose)
- Kat was just so amazed at how many people were in the hall to see Wayhaught. It was really inspiring.
- We had lightsaber fights with rainbow lightsabers. 
- I was pushed around (use your imagination) by more than one short person and didn’t hate it. 
- My friend handed me a dollar to give to a half naked dancer at Sinful, and I kept it. Thanks @herrockstar001
- We crashed a private party with an open bar with no idea how we did that.
- We all met IRL for the first time, and subsequently lived together in a hotel for the weekend. So lesbian. 
- We met Chocolate Thunder. 
- I announced my unconditional love for at least 1000 people.
- When Vivienne somebody somebody started to speak in her wild and amazing British accent, an entire room of queer ladies gasped and then laughed at how gay they were (this happened with Dominique too) 
- I fell in love with at least 5 Lexas, shipped a Clarke and Lexa couple, and worshipped a 6 year old Lexa.
- I will be at ClexaCon next year. Hopefully as a guest. But definitely as a fan. 
- We had fun. 

@adventuresinwonderland10, @trikovaheda and @herrockstar001 - you guys were literally the best.
Basic conversation

Small talk :

- hello : bonjour / bonsoir (after 6pm), salut (familiar)

- goodbye : au revoir, salut (familiar)

- good afternoon : bonne après-midi (when you leave)

- goodnight : bonne soirée (when you leave)

- how are you : comment ça va ? ça va ? (familiar)

- I’m fine : je vais bien, ça va 

- thank you (very much) : merci (beaucoup)

- you’re welcome : de rien

- see you later / tonight / tomorrow : on se voit plus tard / ce soir / demain

La présentation :

- what is your name ? : comment tu t’appelles / comment vous appelez-vous ? ; quel est ton / votre nom ?

- my name is _ : je m’appelle _ (literally “I call myself _”)

- how old are you ? quel âge as-tu / avez-vous ? 

- I’m _ years old : j’ai _ ans (”I have _ years”)

- and a half : et demi

- how tall are you ? : quelle taille mesures-tu / mesurez-vous ? 

- I am 5′7/1,70m : je mesure / fais un mètre soixante-dix

- are you single ? : es-tu / êtes-vous célibataire ? as-tu / avez-vous quelqu’un dans votre vie ? (”do you have anyone in your life ?”)

- I am dating someone : je suis en couple / avec quelqu’un)  ; je vois quelqu’un (”I’m seeing someone”) sounds less serious, also used to mention a therapist)

Les questions :

- what about you ? : et toi / vous ? 

- what’s new ? : qu’est-ce qu’il y a de nouveau ? ; quoi de neuf ? (familiar)

- what do you mean ? : comment ça ? ; qu’est-ce que tu veux / vous voulez dire ? c’est-à-dire ? 

- what is that ? : qu’est-ce que c’est (que ça / cela) ? 

- who is that ? qui est-ce ? qui c’est ? (familiar)

- I don’t remember : je ne me rappelle pas

- I don’t remember that : je ne m’en rappelle pas

- sorry ? : pardon ? excuse-moi / excusez-moi ? 

- are you sure ? : es-tu / êtes-vous sûr.e ? 

- are you sure about that ? : en es-tu / en êtes-vous sûr.e ? c’est sûr ? (familiar)

- I don’t know : je ne sais pas 

- I don’t really know : je ne sais pas trop / pas vraiment

- who knows ? : qui sait ? 

Les gros mots : 

- shit : merde / fait chier

- fuck : putain (usable in pretty much any situation)

- shut up : (ferme / fermez) ta / votre (sg) / vos (pl) gueule.s 

- asshole : trou du cul / trou de balle

- fucker : connard / connasse 

- bastard : bâtard

- bitch : sale pute

- / : nom de Dieu (”in the name of god”, when you’re pissed)

- I don’t give a fuck : je m’en fous ; je m’en branle (branler : to masturbate) ; je m’en cogne ; je n’en ai rien à foutre ; je n’en ai rien à carrer ; je m’en bats les couilles (for males) or je m’en bats les ovaires (females)

- go fuck yourself : va te / allez vous faire foutre ; va / allez chier 

- go die : va / allez mourir ; va / allez crever (familiar)

- son of a bitch : fils de pute 

why Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic is the best game;

  1. you can literally make your character either gender, as sassy as you want, nice, evil, and ask literally everyone for money, all while actually being extremely oblivious to everything 
  2. mission vao
  3. hk-47 is literally the best companion to ever come out of a bioware game
  4. you spend 1/5 of the game beating a gang up and literally just trying to find an engine for your swoopracer so you can save your friend/gf bastila
  5. did i mention mission vao, the coolest 14 year old twi’lek you will ever encounter
  6. literally the old republic, non of the skywalker™ bullshit for you
  7. so much story and characters to love
  8. literally the first thing in star wars to have a canon lesbian
  9. shes a cat babe too and so sweet and tragic too
  10. you get a wookie friend too
  11. you spend 30 minutes talking to a child on your ship who speaks mandalorian, trying to learn her language while an actual mandalorian is less than 10 meters away from you
  12. darth revan is a fucking babe and the original cool sith lord and first bro to wear a mask and hood (fuck you kylo ren)
  13. ????
  14. literaly so good go buy it it wont cost you anymore than 10 dollars on steam and literally any computer can run it its from 2002 

that is all go buy it