honestly ship whatever you want all you want but can we all collectively agree that it’s a really good thing peterick isn’t real, for the sole fact that those two men trying to raise anything more than a hamster together would be a fucking nightmare for everyone involved?
Of course I'm not *dating* him. We just have sex sometimes.
Harry, you've been coming back late every night this month.
Okay, we have sex often.
So... only sex?
I mean we talk too— he's surprisingly funny you know. And we study together. And play a bit of quidditch. He even invited me to stay with him over the holidays so we can play together at the Manor!