you are gonna get hit

anonymous asked:

not looking forward to the forced malec drama over this shitty addict plot next episode either. i'd like to think it'll be resolved by the finale at least but i'm not getting my hopes up. i know there was a tweet about the finale from todd saying "beautiful malec" scene but coming from him that could just mean they're stood in the background of the same scene that's probably focused on clary and simon making out.

*hysterically giggling* You know, Anon, I just talked about that “beautiful Malec” hashtag to @warlocks-nephilim today and mentioned something along the lines like… maybe it only means to Magnus and Alec both having dandified haircuts and clothes.

But jokes aside, isn’t it sad how we’re all so suspicious now after they (and especially Todd) fucked us over so often? I mean like… this was all so very unnecessary to begin with. Of course we are all living for spoilers and all but how can you actually tell the fandom shit like “Malec Mania” and then act all surprised when it backfires when the so called mania consisted of 3 fucking minutes? I don’t get it.

And don’t get me started on that artificial drama next week. I know Malec will be all fine and all but that storyline was awful and stupid from the start and can it just please die finally??? It ruined the character of Isabelle completely and now it also serves as a catalyst for more drama, regarding Malec and Raphael’s role. Do. Not. Want.

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BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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~there’s no more everyday. 

Reshop, Heda.

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Someone convinced Andrew and Neil to pose for the covers of Exy Today and Men’s Health. They only do it because they get to talk about the foundation they just started, that helps LGBT kids in the foster system.

for @audreil for the upperclassmen valentines day exchange

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Everyone warned you, everyone told you it was dangerous. But your mind was busy, you were thinking about something and you didn’t paid attention. You engaged on the road, not seeing the car coming right on you.

You froze when you hear the klaxon. Looking at the car. You heard a scream, your scream. But you know it’s too late. You can’t get off the road in time. The car is gonna hit you.

You thought about your friends, your family. How they’ll react to your death. How painful it will be for them. You thought about your mistakes, your choices, the chances you didn’t take. The good moments, and the bad ones. Everything is gonna be over tonight. You’re gonna die, right here, right now.

You didn’t realize the hands on you it until you’re in safety. Breathing and alive. It’s a miracle. Your heart is racing like it ever did. It never was beating so fast.

You looked at your savior, The Flash. He saved your life.

Are you alright ?” He asked, looking at you, worriedly.

You noticed you’re shaking.

I-I’m fine. Because of you.” Before thinking about it, you hugged him. “I thought I was gonna die… T-Thank you for saving me, Flash.”  He hugged you back, calming you down.

20 things people have said about my short hair

1. I mean, it’s cool, but your long hair matches you so much better!

2. Aww! You and your boyfriend have matching hair now!

3. So do you and your boyfriend go to the same barber? Hahahaha

4. Does your boyfriend like it?

5. Aww you have such an understanding boyfriend!

6. Aww you and your dog have matching haircuts!

7. Do you guys go to the same groomer? Hahaha

8. So what made you decide to go so short?

9. You’re lucky you have the face for it, I could never do something like that!

10. Oh how cute, it makes your face rounder!

11. How long will it take to get back to how it was before you cut it?

13. Is everything okay?

14. Sir, what can I get you?

15. So do you get hit on less?

16. How long are you gonna keep it this way?

17. It must be so easy to take care of, I’m jealous.

18. I’ve always wanted to try short hair, but I wouldn’t have it THAT short.

19. Oh you look like “insert literally any celebrity who has had a pixie cut in the past 5 years”

20. Who’s Furiosa?

When a fic has Jean and Marco as childhood friends: mmmh yes 

When a fic has Jean, Marco, Connie, and Sasha as childhood friends: HELL YEA AW YISS

When a fic has Marco and Ymir as cousins/siblings: GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE LET ME TELL YOU–

When a fic has Jean and Eren as friends who fight constantly but talk shit about the other to one of them and you gonna get hit: NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT MMHMMMMM

When a fic shows Eren and Marco as actually being friends instead of Eren ignoring/disliking him for some reason??????: YOU’VE MADE MY DAY DUDE, THANKS BRUH

When Momkasa, Momco, or MommaReiner makes an appearance: JUST FUCK ME UP FAM

When the RBA trio are childhood friends: WOW YES GOOD PERFECT

When the whole 104 are one big squad/friend group:👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Who To Fight - Choices Stories You Play Edition
  • Kaitlyn Liao: If she's a vampire, you're dead.
  • Chris Powell: Wanna fight him? Do it. Unless you're gonna get hit by a football.
  • James Ashton: Seriously, do it. Or not. Idk. Depends.
  • Madison: Why would you want to fight this cinnamon roll?
  • Tyler: Fight in video games.
  • Zack: Same as Tyler.
  • Abbie: She looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you y'know.
  • Tripp: Have a Pokemon battle with him.
  • Darren Taylor: Uh hello? He'll beat you in a game of football.
  • Logan: Same as Darren.
  • Becca: You can fight her but she can fight back. Dare to do it?
  • Edgar: Imagine you're in The Crown & The Flame. Edgar is King Luther Nevrakis. Made one wrong move and Edgar kills you.
  • Sebastian Delacroix: Fight him. Fight Sebastian.
  • Sam Massey: You sure you wanna fight her? You'd be dead for sure. Plus, she knows how to handle a gun.
  • Dave Reyes: He's got strategy so if you're not aware of his strategy, he can take you down. Also don't fight him because HE'S A DETECTIVE FGS. HE'S GOT A GUN. HE KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT. HE'S MUSCULAR ENOUGH TO TAKE YOU DOWN.
  • Reza Fassihi: DON'T DO IT HE'S JUST A PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL LIKE MADISON
  • Nikhil Mantha: Maybe you can fight him and he surely gonna post the fight on social media.
  • Mirasol Bautista: She'll kill you so don't.
  • John Tull: HE'S A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH YOU'RE NOT GONNA SURVIVE ALSO HE'S GOT A GRENADE
  • Hayley Rose: You can fight her if you don't fall for her cutesy pop star act.
  • Kenna Rys: DON'T FUCKING FIGHT HER
  • Dominic Hunter: HE'LL FUCKING KILL YOU WITH HIS FIRE POWERS
  • Val Greaves: You're dead in a matter of seconds.
  • Annelyse Adair: You sure you wanna fight her? Bad idea.
  • Raydan Lykel: He may be mysterious but he knows how to fight so...
  • Rowan Thorn: Fires an arrow through your heart. Still wanna fight?
  • King Luther Nevrakis: Got strategy, got a strong army, got deadly weapons, you'll win the battle against him. If not, RIP Kenna's army
  • Sei Rhuka: DUDE YOU WANNA DIE?!
  • Whitlock: Why in the name of The Crown & The Flame would you wanna fight this cinnamon roll? Whitlock fangirls will tear you up into pieces if you dare to fight Whitlock.
  • Ex-fiance in Rules of Engagement: You can kill him for being a fucking douchebag. -cues Die In A Fire by The Living Tombstone when you fight him-
  • Evil cousin in Rules of Engagement: We don't know if she's good or bad but now she's bad so fight her.
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Derpcraft Episode 1
  • Aphex: *to Chilled* Hey little mama how you doing?
  • Galm: This is why you don't have a girl Aphex.
  • Tom: Is it because he's creepy?
  • Chilled: Did we just get personal?
  • Aphex: Really Galm you're gonna hit me with that?
  • Galm: Hey man you're the one hitting on Chilled.
  • Chilled: Exactly and I'm not even the right gender for you, you don't like boys!
  • Aphex: Well you're a girl in this realm boy so it don't matter.
  • Chilled: That's a weird way to talk to your dick.
  • Everyone: *busts out laughing*
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bunny smile!!!

Cuddle Drabbles Part 4

Word Count: 461

Warnings: Swearing

Summary: Bucky’s playing a video game, and you’re helping…kinda.

A/N: Okay, so, honesty hour. The game that he’s playing in my mind is LOTR: Fellowship of the Ring. When you’re playing as Boromir and you gotta get that Orc guy to hit the statue so you can kill him… Idk. Honestly, it’s the only game I could think of (even though I haven’t played it in a decade). X’D I’m not a gamer. Enjoy, sweet loves!

Originally posted by thespoilerwitchblog


You hissed when Bucky’s character died on the screen. “Ah, dude, that sucks! I thought you had him that time!”

You have no idea what he’s playing. He’s some character on some quest. But, he’s been on this boss level for, like, thirty minutes, now.

“You bastard. I’m gonna get you this time.” Bucky swore as he hit the retry button.

You felt him sigh beneath you, and you propped your head up, resting your chin on your hand, to see him grit his teeth in determination. Bucky was laying on the couch, and you’re on top of him. Your ribs lie between his hips, one of his thick legs is wrapped around yours, and the other is propped against the top of the couch. His arms were thrown behind his head on the armrest, gripping the controller tightly. This angle had a great view of those glorious triceps.

As soon as you thought ‘glorious triceps,’ you put your head back down on Bucky’s stomach and refocused on the screen, fighting the embarrassed blush rushing to your cheeks. These thoughts were creeping into your brain more frequently. You didn’t feel these things for Bucky. Sure, he was a beautiful human being, but you weren’t attracted to him, right? You were bros. …Right?

“Make him hit the statue!” You shout as the boss gets closer to Bucky’s character.

“I know, I know!” He shouts back, mashing the controls with his fingers. You feel his leg hitch tighter around yours as he tenses in concentration.

Your arms tighten around his middle as you shield your face away from the screen. This was way too stressful. You couldn’t watch him die again.

Bucky’s making little grunting noises, like he’s actually fighting this thing. Along with those grunts, you hear little popping, gurgling noises. You press your ear into Bucky’s stomach and laugh.

“What?” Bucky asks, practically swinging the controller like it’s a sword.

You laugh even harder now, realizing that he heard you giggling. “Dude, your tummy’s bubbly.” You don’t even know why it was funny.

“What?” he asks again, looking at you confused for half a second.

You slap a hand over your mouth to contain your giggles. “Your stomach! It’s gurgling. It’s making noises. I don’t know why it’s so funny, dude!” You bury your face into his shirt and start giggling senselessly.

He’s staring at you, now; and he can’t look away. You were so weird. Something so trivial was making you laugh like it was the best joke you’d ever heard. He watched you turn your face towards the screen and yell, “Bucky, look out!”

But he moved too late. His character died with a swift chop to his pixelated neck. “Fucking shit!” he yelled dropping the controller in frustration.