you are anything but a monster

dude, south park shows that with the power of a little imagination, you can truly do anything.

like in tfbw, the kids go from physically beating up their bullies (six graders) to destroying chuthulu monsters by just pretending that they can do it.

don’t fuck with little kids who believe in themselves.

EXO Mafia!AU Reaction to you being taken by the SWAT

This was requested by the lovely Channie Anon. Xo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*He’d come to your rescue the moment he finds out where you are. He doesn’t care if he’s seen or hurt, all he wants is for you to be free* “Hurry, they are waiting outside. They won’t catch us again, don’t worry”

Kris:

*Like the mafia boss he is, he already has his whole squad and allies moving to the location where you are. Don’t worry, he has everything under control. Words say he even has someone in the inside* “They will see their mistake… I’ll make them pay”

Sehun:

*He doesn’t care what he has to do, who he has to become, where he has to go. He’d do everything in his power to save you. Even if he becomes the most wanted person alive*

Tao:

*He’d fight until the end, there’s no possible way he’d let them leave with you in their hands.* “Take what is mine…and a beast I will become. You better get your hands off her”

Kai:

*He’d be waiting at the facility even before you arrive. He’d have a surprise for the ones that took you from him. They better prepare themselves because mercy is not in his vocabulary when it comes to you*

Xiumin:

*He’s smart, he’s got a master mind. So he would be waiting, waiting for them to come get you. Because he knows you are his weak point but also his strength*”I have a plan… one that will keep them away… once the battle is over”

Baekhyun:

*With the help of his allies he’d infiltrate the whole operation, he’d pretend to be one of them and take you with him. Escape under their noses, to somewhere you can’t be found* “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you… I know you were scare, I know you are mad. But I couldn’t risk it, I couldn’t risk it and let it go wrong”

Luhan:

*He’d fight until the end, not letting them take you. He’d become someone else, just to keep you untouched. He’d become the one even other Mafias are scared of and show them who’s in charge here. Teach them you cannot be touched*

Chen:

*He’d go insane, lose it completely. Blame himself for not seeing it coming. But don’t think he’d make you wait, oh no. He’s coming, and he’s coming with all he’s got.* “no one… no one messes with you…. they will regret this.. this is war”

Kyungsoo:

*No one would know what he’s thinking, how he even feels. He would close all the doors and not let anyone in. He would become a complete monster, like those that you don’t want to be left with in the dark, those that make you want to run. And they should, because he’s coming. He’s coming to bring them down and take what belongs to him*

Lay:

*He had been informed minutes before that the SWAT was coming for you. Minutes that gave him the time he needed to elaborate a plan to help you escape. He would do anything for you, even sacrifice himself. He’s not worried though; as long as you are safe, he can manage any situation*

Suho:

*Some know him as Mad jun, some have seen him and not live to tell. One would never think he could turn into someone so dangerous, someone out of control. It barely happens, but when it does…he brings the whole world down with him* “There’s no way in this universe I’d let them take you away from me… no way I would let them hurt you… they will pay”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

anonymous asked:

A monster with three sets of extremely sharp teeth, and so many of them that when he smiles it seems like his mouth is full of nothing but teeth teeth teeth. He likes to gently nip over your skin, but always so gently you don't feel anything but a slight tickle. When you one day tell him he can bite a little harder if he wants, and he obliges, your breath hitching in your throat at the prickling feeling, and he rumbles in satisfaction, his form heating as his way of blushing

God I love sharp teeth

anonymous asked:

Hello, I'm from wattpad. I'm not sure how tumblr works, but I came here after seeing the link on your profile. Will you still be using wattpad? I love your stories and I would like to read more, if that's possible

I havent written anything in awhile, but have plans to continue The Monster in the Room and perhaps Knighted
I just havent posted in awhile. I have many drabbles under the tag #drabbles
That you would be new to and are exclusive to tumblr. Just click my blog and type Drabbles in the search bar and sort through to my posts

EBF5 Update

I’ve named all of the areas now, and there’s 20 of them. That number is not a very useful measure of anything though, as they’re all different sizes and may or may not have a boss involved. But it sure *sounds* impressive at least.

I’m strongly considering making the monsters level up with the players, meaning they will always be around the same level. This will:
• Make grinding to beat fights mostly useless. (Though a tiny amount of grinding to get a certain skill might help)
• Make rushing through the game easier, as you can skip most of the fights without making the bosses harder.
• Allow playing through the optional parts in any order you like.
• Possibly make balancing much easier for me.

So overall it gives a lot more options in play styles, which I think is a good thing.
Final Fantasy 8 tried this, but they did it WRONG because if you wanted to min-max you would level up as little as possible until you got the best summons (which boost your stats at level up). EBF5 will have no such exploits.

Thoughts?

anonymous asked:

Have you thought about Christmas monsters? Like snow monsters or Jack Frost?

I have! I really want to do a few winter monsters for Christmas but then I also think “where the fuck will you get the time genius?” So we will if anything I will do you guys and IOU lol.

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I was rummaging through my phone gallery to search for anything disposable, and then i found these!!!

My very first Policetale concept!!!

I remember when i was still in twelfth grade, i was doodling undertale stuff and some fashion ideas that went with Sans, Papyrus, and Undyne. And then them with police uniforms became a thing. I doodled Undyne with a military uniform cus why not. And there you have it; Policetale!!!

But several days later, i figured, Sans wouldn’t be a police. He’s too lazy (and scientific) to be one, anyway, so i was wondering if i should make him as a police or a scientist.. Yeaa, spoiler stuff.

As for Papyrus, i have a thing for tuxedos, and Pap is a lanky guy and tux suits so well with him when i drew that. The Delta Rune flag and the patriotic stuff is an idea, with Pap being dedicated to serve the country and all. My imagination was pretty wild. Still does lmao.

As soon as i mapped out the concept in my head, i doodled Toriel and Asgore immediately. I still change some of Alphys’ clothes, bcs i don’t recognize her overall body yet, so i still have to do some changes to her clothes. Monster Kid is kinda the same, maybe with a lil bit of changes here and there. Yeah, that kind of stuff.

Caelum: Hey, Ari, I though you were sleeping.

Arizona: Well, you were wrong. Go back to sleep. 

Caelum: No thanks. What’s up?

Arizona: You think I can sleeping knowing what I know about my family? I feel like a fucking monster, Cae. 

Caelum: You’re not a monster, Arizona. You are anything but a monster. 

Arizona: What’s that supposed to mean?

Caelum: Shit.

Last Call for Cards

I have a 22 out of 35 cards going out tomorrow! If you want a card for Witchy Wishlists Please get me your address today or tomorrow A.M. I’m taking people out of the country too :)

I am hand making all these cards to spread a little love, I’m not charging anything, all cards are going to be nondenominational holiday cards. I know it’s supposed to be Yule but I know some of my fellow witches don’t celebrate, so I want to make sure people who get them get some joy without a holiday stuffed down their face.

I honest to goodness don’t expect anything back, so please feel free to literally just drop your address into my messages <3 again I just want to spread some love, especially to my fellow american folk trapped in this endless screaming nightmare of a roller coaster that has been our lives this year. I know I struggled a lot all year with life and politics and people on this blue hell site have really helped keep me going, so from my little family to you I want to say thanks.

I could go on and on about why Ready Player One looks like a steaming pile but if there’s one thing that absolutely pisses me off is that in this game where you can be anything, everyone chooses to be a character like Tracer or a battletoad and nobody looks like this

Like you wanna tell me there’s nobody out there who’s just a walking abomination with the name ‘undertale_real_420’? Have you played an MMO?

10 year old me: it’s just that I like being around girls more you know? Like boys are dirty. And girls have better hair and they’re nicer. I don’t have anything against boys its just that theyre not interesting to me. I have friends that are boys and we play monster trucks together but i really wish I was Jessica’s friend…i want to be her friend so bad. I want to braid her hair and buy her ice cream and ride bikes with her and love eachother but like just as friends.

Me now remembering 10yo me:

(long post, sorry)

In spite of everything I love Harley Quinn but, damn, writers treat her so badly. I swear, the temptation to make her actually stupid must be terrible because it’s so often implied, or explicitly stated, that she slept her way through school. First of all, it does not work like that.  Second, she’s not a therapist or a psychologist, she’s a psychiatrist, she’s a fricking MD and a damn young one too. Managing pre-med and collegiate gymnastics that she relied on to keep her scholarship? Harley is fucked up, but she’s not the dumb blonde she plays. (also stop making her stacked, she’s a gymnast. she is 4’11” of pure muscle and is not top heavy)

If you want a good Harley backstory it’s simple. She’s ADHD but medicated and slightly robotic because of it. I want to take special care not to demonize meds but, rather, people’s disapproval of neurodivergence and a lack of focus on what is best for a patient rather than what is most convenient for others. So, maybe, around ten years old Harley is a hyperactive space cadet who’s brilliant at tests but sloppy at coursework, who would be a gymnastics prodigy if she could actually focus on technique and put in practice time instead of fooling around. Then the meds come and it’s actually really cool because she can do the things she needs to do instead of just wanting to do them, doing something else entirely, and getting in trouble. People are proud of her, she’s proud of herself. But now there are expectations. Family and teachers and coaches overschedule her, find worth only in her success and don’t care about her mental health at all as long as she’s performing and castigate her when she does fail. Fuck if you don’t internalize that. But she doesn’t look unhealthy and she’s doing amazing. She actually has to choose between the Olympic trials and continuing her grad studies. She probably has some issues with self-harm but it either doesn’t look like self-harm or is well covered up. 

When Arkham accepts her, fresh from her residency, it’s not a mistake. The woman is amazing. All they can see is a mountain of achievements rather than the seething ball of nerves, self-loathing, and imposter syndrome boiling just under the surface. That’s when Joker comes in. He’s got the Hannibal Lecter shtick down. Where everyone else sees an intelligent driven young woman he sees a frightened overwhelmed girl who is working her hardest to convince the world she’s anyone other than herself. Sending her into a nervous breakdown would be too easy so he doesn’t even bother. Instead he’s open with her, almost friendly. The other doctors are amazed, Harley is amazed, she’s not done anything particularly revolutionary but, for the first time in forever, it looks like the clown prince of crime is showing progress. He unravels her and it’s a challenge, she flinches back and gets very serious when he comes too close to the real Harley under the professional. Still, soon she’s questioning everything. She doesn’t even really like her co-workers. She hasn’t had a real friend in years. She’s forgotten how to have fun. Did she ever want this to be her life or did she just do it for other people? It starts so slowly that it looks, at first, like she’s getting better at self-care. Maybe something totally silly one weekend, a trampoline park where she can enjoy the way her toned body moves without stressing out over landings, a face painting booth at a street fair, some garishly colored downright tacky decoration that clashes with her sensible apartment. Suddenly she realizes how much she hates knowing the difference between cream and ecru. The beigeness of her life is repulsive. She hates the person she’s pretending to be even more that she hates herself which is really saying something.

After her weekend of freedom she would have called in sick if it wasn’t so suddenly important to see him. The relief she feels at talking to one of Gotham’s most infamous supercriminals is disturbing but it is relief and she’s been swallowing a slow-motion panic attack for hours. She admits, though she shouldn’t, that she took his advice about doing something fun and he teases her, what would straight-laced Doctor Quinzel do for fun? Did she realphabetize her sock drawer or buy a new clipboard? It’s not important to impress him, it’s really not. He’s dangerous, cruel, and he looks so proud when she admits that she bought a lamp shaped like a lawn flamingo. The only mistake, he says, is that she should have stolen it. She hopes the wicked thrill it gives her doesn’t show on her face. It does. She almost even laughs. He likes it when he can make her laugh and she likes it when he likes things.

It’s wrong and unprofessional, the relationship she develops, and she knows it but her whole life she’s been so high strung. Nothing she’s done has been for her, she’s not sure she knows how to really do selfish things anymore, but he knows the selfish things she needs to do. It feels good when she follows his advice even when it’s small things like the rainbow striped socks she wears concealed under her very bland slacks and sensible shoes. She’s so happy, almost giddy, and he loves her happiness, he loves her, he loves the real her that she’s had to beat down and hide for so long, the her that even she isn’t able to love. She is able to love him, though, and since he loves her she’s able to love herself for him, to protect and nurture something so important to him.

When the choice comes between her old self, the tedious endless labor of making the world proud, and Him, the spectacular man that brought color into her life, it’s not even a question. She kills Doctor Harleen Quinzel, she throws away the version of her that let herself burn just for medals and hollow accolades. She embraces Harley Quinn and it’s so much a part of her nature she can’t even see that she’s still living her life for someone else’s approval, except this time that person is a murderous clown. She hasn’t let her hair down, she’s just put it in pigtails instead of a bun.

Some of the most iconic quotes from Ragnarok

You’re lucky i have really good memory.

-”Now you might be wondering, why i, Thor the god of thunder ended up here” 

-”Hold on, let me just circle back around- i thought we were really connecting just then” 

-”BEHOLD- my stuff”

-”I named this one Des and this one Troy. Together they are destroy” 

-*upon seeing Loki’s statue* “what the-” 

-”Hello Father.” “Oh shit”

-”I present Thor, prince of-” “No no no, you had one job.” 

-”I swear i left him right here” “Right here on the sidewalk or in that nursing home that’s being demolished?

-”I don’t know, i’m not a witch” “No? Why do you dress like one then?” 

-”I can’t believe you’re alive, i saw you die, i mourned for you!” “Im honored?” 

-”I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES” 

-”you think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t you think for a second you second rate-” 

-”Kneel” “I beg your pardon?” 

-”she’s the, It starts with a b” “trash” 

-”I don’t see thunder, but i do see sparkles!” 

-”Oh do you know each other?” “I’ve never met this man in my life” 

-”He’s my brother!” “Adopted.” 

-”aw now he’s threatening me” 

-”DIRECT ME TO WHO’S ASS I HAVE TO KICK” 

-*being dragged away* “AGH LOKI”

-”It sounds like you had a very intimate relationship with your hammer, so much that losing it was comparable to losing a loved one” “that’s a nice way of putting it” 

-”YES! WE KNOW EACH OTHER, HE’S A FRIEND FROM WORK!” 

-”Oh and Loki, Loki’s alive! Loki, look who it is!” “I have to get off this planet” 

-”YES, THAT’S HOW IT FEELS!” “Sorry i’m just a fan of the sport” 

-”What’s the team called?” “the uh.. revengers” 

-”i want revenge, you want revenge, and you uh..” “I’m.. undecided” 

-”Surprise!” “OW!” 

-”MBLERG ITS ME” 

-”THE SUNS GETTING LOW THE SUNS GETTING LOW” “Would you stop that?!” -”You’ve been on other planets before!” “yeah! one!” “Well, now it’s two”

-”wait you’re just using me to get to the hulk. That’s gross” 

-”Just give me twelve hours” “i can do it in 2″ “…I can do it in one” 

-”Were going through there” “the devils anus?” 

-”We might as well be strangers now, two sons of the crown set adrift” “I thought you didn’t want to talk about it” “…Heres the thing” 

-”Loki, i thought the world of you, but lets face it, our paths diverged a long time ago”

-*holding back tears* “yeah, maybe it’s for the best if we never see each other again”  

-”Hey, lets do get help” “what?” “Get help” “No, that’s humiliating” 

-”Do you have any other ideas?” “No” “were doing it.” 

-”Help my brother’s dying, get help!” *Flings loki at enemies* “HELP HIM” 

-”It’s a luxury ship, like for orgies and stuff” “did she just say this ship was used for orgies” “yeah, don’t touch anything” 

-”I CAN’T FLY THIS THING” “USE ONE OF YOUR PHD’S YOU HAVE PLENTY” “YEAH BUT NONE OF THEM ARE FOR FLYING ALIEN SPACE SHIPS!” 

-”This looks like a gun” *fireworks and loud music erupt from spaceship* 

-”In return, i wish to be granted safe passage through the anus” 

-”You know i don’t like that word” “What? mainframe?” “What? why would you think-? Slaves!” “Oh sorry sir, prisoners with jobs” 

-”YOUR SAVIOR HAS ARRIVED!” 

-”But man, you’re really the worst” 

-”Who are you? Thor, god of hammers?” 

-”I saw you coming” “Of course you did” 

-”You’re late” 

-”Hit her with your thunder!” “I just hit her with the biggest thunder bolt in the history of thunder and it didn’t do anything!” 

-”HULK NO! CAN YOU FOR ONCE JUST NOT SMASH!” “BUT BIG MONSTER!’

-”Asgard is not a place, it’s a people” 

-”Oh Miek’s dead, i stomped on him and felt bad so i’ve kind of just been holding him all day”  

-”It suits you” “I might hug you if you were here” “I’m here” 

-”Do you think it’s a good idea to go back to earth?” “Of course, the people there love me!” “…Do you think its a good idea to bring ME back to earth?” 


DM: As you go to leave the inn, the door opens before you, and a woman enters through. She seems very distraught, and is crying.

Wizard: I ask her what the matter is.

DM: She explains to you that about a week ago, her boyfriend was out in the forest, before he was seemingly taken by monsters.

Wizard: Well, can we he-

Bard (Me): I roll to seduce her.

Rogue: She has a boyfriend!

DM: Roll for Persuasion.

*Nat 20*

Bard: You don’t need no man.

DM: The woman realizes that, indeed, she doesn’t need a man when there’s a woman as…beautiful as you before her. So, you…have a girlfriend now, I suppose.

Bard: Score.

like tbh I’d be surprised if bts have ANY interest in north america or expanding into north america after this. this whole trip was MONUMENTAL for not only bts, but kpop as an industry and hopefully potentially could be recognized as a serious competitor in the entertainment industry and not just be constantly disregarded and mocked and made to feel like their big dreams of selling out western stadiums or attending or performing at award shows is unrealistic and that you can’t succeed. finally getting the disgusting ignorant comments like ‘lol that chinese music? how can you even listen to that, it all sounds the same. what do they even sing about? lol they will never win let alone be nominated for X award. they’re only popular in asia’ to stop 

this was a time for western media to wake up and take its nose out of its ass and for once realize how big the world actually is and how much there is. but instead bts is literally treated like fun new weird foreign things we can play with and exploit for as much financial profit as possible. all these interviews treat bts as one, and not 7 individual people, with individual interests, individual goals, individual ambitions, individual personalities, individual thoughts. 

none of these interviews really bother to mention their accomplishments, their industry breaking records, upcoming projects, the love myself campaign, what inspires their music, how socially conscious their music is, what inspires this music, that their music touches upon such stigmatized issues, how amazing their interaction is with their fans and how deep their personal one on one relationship is with their fans, their work ethic, how much time goes into these insane high production music videos, maybe to recall a memory of when they were struggling and what pushed them to continue, what drives them, LITERALLY ANYTHING. but no. western media decides to not only not even do basic research, but they decide to ask lol what’s your favourite place to eat in the us? what is your favourite thing about the us? you love the us right? why don’t you know english? are you going to write music in english now? you def should now. LOL WE DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU’RE SAYING BUT PEOPLE SEEM TO LOVE IT LOL WTV~~~ who is your us celebrity crush? shouldn’t you make english music now? you’re blessed by being in the us lol you’re dumb if you don’t plan to do music in english now, what’s your fave english song right now?!!!!!!!…..literally not one interview has gone by here without hearing these and you can tell that bangtan is fucking over it. it is the same disrespectful, demeaning, uninteresting, repetitive bullshit. with every interview that goes by, you can see namjoon literally breaking and his patience wearing thin

I can honestly say, just by the looks on their faces, they have ! 0 ! interest in continuing to promote or even ‘debut’ in north america. I can almost guarantee that unless they are coming here for tours or they are accepting an award, anything beyond business reasons, they have 0 interest in pursuing anything in north america. and by the way they have been treated during their time here, I don’t blame them for a second…it’s shameful

BTS Answers Fans’ Biggest Burning Questions – And RM Reveals Why He Changed His Name From Rap Monster!

It’s all about ARMY!

ET’s Denny Directo sat down with BTS on Wednesday at rehearsals for their upcoming performance at Sunday’s 2017 American Music Awards, where they spilled on love, world tour plans, new music, and answered some of their fans’ most burning questions.

From what’s on their playlist, to pet peeves, to J-Hope’s upcoming mixtape, scroll down to get all the BTS scoop!

1. What’s your favorite song right now?

SUGA: “Havana” [by Camila Cabello]!
RM: Me and J-Hope’s favorite song [is] “Gucci Gang” [by Lil Pump].
JUNGKOOK: “Perfect” [by Ed Sheeran].

2. Have you been to In-N-Out?

RM: We did like, four years ago. The first time in L.A., we just arrived in the airport and then we had to go to In-N-Out right away.

3. You guys are like brothers. Is there a habit someone has that gets on your nerves?

RM: [V] always plays games, but with the microphone. He’s always like, “Ahhhh!” or something like that.
V: “Ah!” or “Yay!” or “Wow!” or “Uh!”
RM: He really does that, and I’m sharing my room with him. Yeah, it’s annoying, so I think we got to move onto a better apartment or something.

4. Where do you see BTS in 10 years?

J-HOPE: Happy birthday, BTS!
RM: Maybe like, Bulletproof Adults or something.
JUNGKOOK: Uncle. Uncle!
V: BTS uncles!
JIN: Yeah!

5. Any plans for solo projects? What about J-Hope’s mixtape?

RM: It’s coming. It’s coming.
JIMIN: J-Hope!
J-HOPE: It’s coming home.
RM: There will be a like, huge surprise for everyone. Like, I know. It’s coming. [Jungkook] just got his studio room. He started to produce some beats, so maybe we can expect some stuff from JK.

6. If you could say anything to your younger selves, when you were just starting the group, what would it be?

RM: Please change your name! Please change your hair. Put away those sunglasses.
JH: J-Hope, you everyday awesome!

7. Why did you change your hair?

J-HOPE: I did it for AMAs! Red color, fire!
V: I’m grey hair color.
RM: He said his color just got some darker, so he did it again.

8. RM, you mentioned your name change. What does RM mean to you?

RM: [Rap Monster] came from a song that I made from like, 2012, there was some phrase like Rap Monster, and I just, I thought it was so cool. But as I grow up, and as I came to America, I think it felt like too much. So I just abbreviated it to RM, and it could symbolize many things. It could have more spectrums to it. I don’t know [what it means], like “Real Me” or something.

© Jennifer Drysdale‍ @ Entertainment Tonight