Jack: What are your plans for Valentine’s Day, Lemon?
Liz: I am taking myself out of the equation entirely. I scheduled a root canal for February 14th, Jack. I will spend half the day in twilight sleep. Then I will go home and watch the Lifetime original movie, My Stepson is My Cyber-Husband.
Jack: Wow, that is inspired. You are truly the Picasso of loneliness.
Liz: Or I am that painting elephant of being awesome.
— 30 Rock, Season 4