you are all jealous and you know it

anonymous asked:

Hey could you write something about the skam squads ( girls, boys and balloon squads) are together at a party when the summer ends, and Yousef gets jealous when a guy approaches Sana and tries to flirt with her + Sana enjoying Jealous!Yousef... I can't wait to read it!

Hey :) This is not too long but I hope you like it. Let me know!  😊


Summer is ending, school will start in two days, people will have to get back to their jobs. It’s bittersweet, really. 
Summer holidays ending means having to go back to your responsibilities, which you could forget for some time in your summer vacation. At the same time, the summer holidays ending means everyone comes back from their vacation and meet all together for the first time in weeks.

Since the last party at Chris’ house went so well, she decided to invite all her friends to an end-of-summer- party in her garden. She invited all the people that were invited to Eva’s birthday party as well.

The sun is shining bright, music is playing loudly, a lot of different foods are spread across a long table Vilde announced as the best buffet she has ever seen. Everyone brought something so that they have so much food from different cultures to eat. 

Mahdi, Adam and Vilde didn’t ever go far from that table since they arrived. 

Mutta and Chris have their plates full and went to sit on the grass and have been talking and laughing for the past half hour. 

Isak, Mikael and Even are deep into a discussion about different iconic movies. Being and living with Even has turned Isak into the same kind of movie buff Mikael and Even already are.

Magnus, Elias and Yousef talk about the latest football game they watched. Yousef never would’ve thought that Magnus is so into football but when Magnus overheard Elias and Yousef talking and heard his favorite non-Norwegian football team’s name, he immediately joined the conversation. 

As much as Yousef is interested in the conversation with his best friend and Magnus, his eyes keep on wandering around the garden and always find the same beautiful girl.

Sana is standing across the garden with Eva, Jonas and another guy Yousef doesn’t know. She looks as pretty as ever with her light pink hijab. She is happy, surrounded by her friends. 
Yousef just came back from his vacation in Turkey yesterday night. The first time he saw Sana after those two months of just texting and facetiming her, was at her house a few hours ago. The whole Balloon squad met at the Bakkoush house to walk to Chris’ house together. Yousef had hugged the four other boys to say Hello and Sana was standing there too. He knew he wanted to hug her but he also was hyper-aware that his friends, including Sana’s brother, were watching and waiting to see what happens. They didn’t even hide it. Both, Sana and Yousef, felt too weird then and on the way here they send each other looks. When they finally arrived here, Sana was dragged along by her friends she didn’t see for a few weeks either and Vilde had found Yousef and asked him non-stop about Turkey. Apparently she always wanted to go to Turkey.

Sana meets Yousef’s gaze from across the garden and smiles at him. This is torture, Yousef thinks to himself. He’s in the same country as her, they are in the same garden, but they’re not talking. Just sending each other a look every few minutes.

Sana turns to Eva who seems to say something to her and Yousef looks at the guy standing in front of Sana. He doesn’t know him but apparently all the Nissen-students here do because nobody asked about him.

Yousef nods along to whatever Elias is saying but his eyes are trained on Sana. He sees that Eva and Jonas leave Sana and that unknown guy. Yousef doesn’t care enough to know where they are going to follow them with his eyes. What he cares about is that the unknown guy looks after Eva and Jonas and then turns to Sana with a small grin. Yousef’s eyes widen and his blood starts to boil. He knows that grin too well. He is friends with Elias and Adam, after all. That grin can only mean that the unknown guy is interested in Sana, in a way that Yousef doesn’t approve of.

“Hey, Magnus.”, Yousef interrupts whatever Elias and Magnus were talking about by now. He couldn’t care less right now. “Who is that guy over there?”, Yousef points to the guy that is making Sana smile in this very moment. He loves seeing Sana smile more than anything but not if the guy in front of her has the wrong motivations.

“Oh, that’s Elias.”, Magnus answers oblivious as to why Yousef is asking. “He’s an old friend of Jonas.” Yousef just nods to that answer.

“Hey, he has the same name as me!”, Elias exclaims but Yousef just narrows his eyes at his best friend. Elias looks at Yousef with a look as if to say ‘What’s wrong’ but after he follows Yousef’s gaze and sees the other Elias obviously flirting with Sana, he understands. Sana’s brother doesn’t like seeing guys flirt with his sister but he also knows it’s not his business to get involved. What he also knows is that Yousef must be dying of jealousy because he can’t keep his eyes off of Sana and that other guy.

Sana looks over to Yousef and her brother and sees Yousef’s frown on his face. She raises her eyebrows as if to ask what’s up but he doesn’t answer with a smile like he usually would. Now it’s her turn to frown. She is confused. Why would he act like this now? The question is answered seconds later because Yousef is shooting daggers at Jonas’ friend she is talking to. Well, he is talking. Since Jonas and Eva left them alone Sana hasn’t said much, she didn’t get the chance to. But Jonas’ friend is funny though. That she has to admit. 

Sana realizes Yousef is jealous. And he doesn’t even try to hide it at all. Sana nods along to what Elias is saying to not be rude but she is distracted. She can’t help herself and looks over to Yousef, too often. He’s doing the same. He is nodding along to what Magnus is saying but he is distracted by Sana. Should he go over there? Just invite himself to their conversation to at least be close? 

Yousef watches as the random-Elias guy says something and makes Sana laugh out loud before smiling to herself. To that the random guy also smiles to himself, knowing he’s successful with his attempts to flirt. 

That’s it. That’s enough. Yousef is in no way controlling. Sana can talk to whoever she wants to. But he hasn’t had the chance to properly talk to her since he came back from Turkey and now that random dude has been talking to her and making her laugh for the past ten minutes. 

From the corner of her eye Sana sees Yousef approach them. She noticed Yousef watch them talk and how his usually friendly face turned ice cold. He kept on glaring at Elias. Sana thought to herself, if he minds this situation so much, he can come over. And when he didn’t but kept looking like he was ready to scream any second Sana decided to have fun with it.

Whenever Elias made a joke she laughed more than she would have normally. He is really funny but she was too distracted by a tall, lightly curly-haired boy to fully get into the jokes. And it worked. Every time Yousef’s frown would get deeper. Sana almost feels bad for making Yousef look like that. She loves his friendly smile he always has ready to show everyone. 

Her guilty feeling vanishes as soon as Yousef walks up to them and stand right next to Sana.

“Hi, I’m Yousef.”, Yousef says to Elias. Yousef doesn’t know how but he manages to not sound too harsh.

Elias puts his hand out for Yousef to shake: “Hey, man. I’m Elias.” Then he looks at Sana and grins at her: “The same name as Sana’s brother.”

Yousef scoffs quietly and raises his eyebrows unimpressed. Sana notices and looks up to Yousef who is standing so close that their hands touch lightly. She is enjoying this more than she should. She decides to play along a little more.

“Yes, and he’s as funny as Elias is.”, Sana mentions and shows Elias a small smile and then looks up at Yousef again. He has his lips pressed together and obviously tries to not show how much he hates this. Sana meets his gaze and smiles innocently. 

Yousef then looks away from Sana and again to Elias. “Hey, man. I think Jonas was looking for you!” Sana chuckles but presses her lips together. Elias looks confused but looks around the garden for Jonas but he is nowhere to be seen. That’s what Yousef notices too so he quickly adds: “I think he’s inside and needs your help with something.”

Once Elias is gone, Sana and Yousef turn to each other and stand in front of each other with little space between them.

Yousef is still frowning but when Sana smiles brightly at him his expressions soften a tiny bit.

“Is everything okay?”, Sana asks him innocently. 

Yousef raises one eyebrow, silently asking if she is being serious.

“Don’t act like you don’t know.”, he says and now that he thinks of it he lowers his head a bit embarrassed because he was so being so obvious with his jealousy but he couldn’t help it. 

“What do you mean? What did Jonas need Elias for? We were having a fun conversation.”, Sana says and tries to keep a straight face. She really is having too much fun with this.

Yousef looks her into the eyes and lightly tilts his head: “Sana.”, is all he says and looks like this really bothers him. 

Sana nods and reaches for his right hand. He is surprised by her action but doesn’t mind at all. Sana looks from their intertwined hands into Yousef’s eyes.

“Okay, okay. I’m sorry.”, she confesses indirectly that she did exactly what he thought she did. Annoy him with something she knew Yousef would definitely get annoyed by.

“No, you’re not really sorry.”, Yousef exclaims but starts smiling his smile only reserved for Sana again which makes Sana’s heart grow. 

Yousef strokes the back of Sana’s hand with his thumb and Sana needs to concentrate to be able to answer. “Okay, true. But it was really funny seeing you jealous.”

“Sana!”, he says annoyed but then laughs. He loosens his grip on her hand but doesn’t let go quite yet. “Maybe we should see if you get jealous at all.”, he suggest with the same innocent smile Sana was sporting minutes ago. Sana quickly stops laughing and tightens her grip on his hand a little and shakes her hand.

“Okay, I’m sorry. Now I really am.”

“Yeah?”, he asks, now smiling.


anonymous asked:

Thank you so much for doing the Fernand jealousy hcs! How about Lukas jealousy hcs? I don't know why, but I myself always sees Lukas as a cool cucumber, however you push his buttons just right and he will become the most savage person in Valentia.

Lukas jealousy headcanons:

Thirsty Note: No problem at all! Those headcanons were super fun to write! Thanks for another great request! 

  • Lukas doesn’t get jealous very often. He likes to believe that his s/o is his and his alone and he has enough trust in them to not go crazy every time he sees them talking with another man. Since they are part of the Deliverance as well, it’s expected that they have contact with the other men that make up the army, and he knows that they are good men and respect him enough to stay away from his s/o.
  • Lukas typically just watches from afar when someone is near his s/o. He doesn’t tend to go over to where they are or get involved unless something really makes him feel the need to, though most times there is nothing suspicious with a friendly conversation.
  • When there is more going on than friendly conversation, Lukas will be quick to join his s/o and be by their side. This is usually enough to deter any kind of advances onto his s/o, but when the person will not back down, Lukas gets a bit… different. Lukas is typically the calm one in the relationship, but when someone or something threatens his love, he gets mad and fast. He doesn’t appreciate others making his beloved uncomfortable.
  • First Lukas will speak up and verbally tell the assailant to kindly f-off, but if that is still not enough to get the person to back off, Lukas will show off his strength and sock the person straight in the face without a moment’s hesitation. When the person is rightfully on the ground bleeding, Lukas will calmly lead his s/o away from the person back to safety. It amazes everyone how quick Lukas can become angry, react, and go back to his usual calm and collected self.
  • It surprises his s/o that he gets mad at something like that. In all honesty, they never imagined that Lukas would react like that, as he is always level headed. It was like seeing a whole different Lukas, he never raises his voice or uses physical violence against people who aren’t considered their enemy. His actions just prove how much his s/o means to him. He feels the need to protect them and be their savior in uncomfortable situations.
  • After Lukas gets jealous, he tends to target the person who caused his jealousy. He likes to try and remind them that he is always around and watching. He becomes their worst enemy, calling them out in front of the rest of the Deliverance, or making their training more intensive than it needs to be. He will always make sure that when he sees whoever caused his jealousy, his s/o is by his side. Lukas isn’t one for PDA, but he will pull his s/o a little closer when that person is in the vicinity, though they’ve learned their lesson to never mess with Lukas’ lover.
Signed Sealed Delivered: Jealousy

Written for a prompt SSD: Robin is jealous (actually ended up filling at least one other prompt too).

And okay, you guys know that my fics are usually a bit raunchy but i’m letting you know that this is VERY raunchy, as in, the filthiest thing I’ve written to date.

Thanks SO MUCH to everyone for keeping me going on this fic and telling me not to delete all the porn and make this PG rated. @somewhereapart, @repellomuggletum15, @the-alpha-incipiens, @starscythe, @brookeap3, you guys are the best.

special thanks to bea for being my beta, and to Jen for great sex toy advice, lol. The toy featured in this fic is the womanizer and everyone should have it.

He hadn’t been snooping. Truly.

He’d just been using her computer to check his email, just to make sure nothing pressing was happening in that full week between Christmas and New Year’s. He’s taken the whole week off after Christmas Eve, and despite it being a verryyy last minute vacation, his employer had understood, assuring him it would a slow week, and it would be unlikely any clients would call with pressing needs. Besides, as his boss Carmella had conveyed, he needed another mini-honeymoon with his wife.

So he had just been reading over his emails, calming any anxiety about his impromptu holiday. And then the chat window had appeared out of nowhere.

Hey, beautiful. Long time no chat! I texted you but I didn’t hear back. Just checking— are we still meeting next week?

His breath is still caught in his chest, heart still racing as he pours over the message for the fifth time..

He shouldn’t click that chat — he really shouldn’t. But he does anyway, because he’s a weak, sad little man.

It takes him to Regina’s profile.

He can’t breathe. Good god on high, she’s so bloody beautiful in the photos she picked. It’s nothing sexy, just these very natural, candid shots of her — two of which he can remember taking himself — and she just looks, well, perfect.

Roland is not pictured on her profile but she mentions him, and the fact she’s a package deal and those who cannot love children need not contact her.

It seems this requirement has done nothing to take down the amount of suitors, however.

He should not be looking, but he’s so hurt and scared, he can’t help him himself. He goes to her inbox and checks recent messages. Of course her page is full of messages from men. Of course it is.

He swallows down the bile rising up his throat as he reads messages from men to his wife, his, dammit.

It cuts deeply, and it’s terrifying. He knows Regina is a catch, he’s never lost sight of that fact.

But these men, some of them aren’t really bad men (he shouldn’t be looking, shouldn’t be looking at this). They are good looking professionals. Doctors and engineers and architects, a vice president of a large tech firm… wealthy men. Powerful men.

Men who might be able to give her a better life than he can.

It’s strange, though. She doesn’t reply all that often. He can see a day or two where she responded to a couple of men, with something short, but there are no long conversations (he should not be looking at this, should not at all, the voice repeats in his head like a dull drum beat he’s set on ignoring, apparently). She’s very selective. But there are a few men she’s responded to, and this guy who recently messaged her appears to be one of only a handful that she’s ever written back. Someone she talked to quite a bit (he sees the string of messages and resists reading it and pouring through every last word).

Robin snoops on this guy’s profile (his name is Andrew, but the man doesn’t deserve a name at all in his opinion).

This is a man who, he recalls, has Regina’s phone number, fuck, she trusted him that much. He’s a pediatrician who works in the city and lives in Mclean, Virginia. He’s has dirty blonde hair and these bright blue eyes and has a six-year-old son of his own.

Robin hates him. Hates him, despite the fact that on paper they seem like they would get along just fine. They both enjoy rugby, a good lager, and activities Robin has come to enjoy in the states like whitewater rafting, skydiving, and mountain climbing. And he loves his family, two brothers and a very loving mother and father who love their grandchildren.

He thinks of his wife going on long camping weekends, his child playing with this guy’s child, and it’s enough to send him into a mini-panic attack.

He almost lost everything.


Almost, but he didn’t.


It’s been three days since Christmas Eve, and Regina and Robin have… been a little preoccupied. Each day has been filled soaking up every activity they can milk out of Roland, and quite frankly they have fucked each other into exhaustion every night (not that he is complaining).

They haven’t really talked too much about the future yet, besides the little talk on Christmas Eve where Regina made it clear she wants him to live with her. She made her choice, he knows she did. She’s not leaving him. They are together.

But some deep rooted insecurity inside him has him wondering why the ivy-league, all-American doctor with a mansion in McLean and a beautiful family isn’t a hell of a lot better than Robin. He won’t be able to afford that, he can’t give her first-class trips to Rio and Peru and Tokyo. He can’t give her a picture perfect family right out of a Hallmark movie. His family is broken and messy and complicated and not what she deserves.

And it sounds silly but he worries maybe she didn’t make the right choice.

He closes the browser and deletes the browser history, his mouth dry and his stomach flip flopping.

He should not have seen this. It’s an invasion of her privacy, and shamefully pathetic that he even looked at all. He should just pretend he never saw it, right?

He shouldn’t talk to her about it. He has no right to be upset or hurt. She did nothing wrong.

But frankly he promised her honesty and the thought of keeping this from her seems worse than confessing.

He’s still trying to work out what to do when she comes into the den, oblivious to what has just happened.

“Hey, babe,” she leans over to kiss his cheek. “Roland is out like a light.”

He swallows thickly, tries to put what he’s seen out of his head. “He had a busy morning,” he replies, trying to keep his voice steady and nonchalant. But she can tell something is off right away, raising an eyebrow and looking rather concerned.

“What’s wrong? Did something happen with work?”

“No, everything’s fine at work,” he says. He’s still sitting at her little desk, laptop opened to his work email. He shouldn’t tell her, it’s just going to start a fight, she’ll be so mad at him for this, and she has every right to be so, yet…

He takes a deep breath and turns to her, swiveling the little chair away from the laptop.

“I… uh, saw something I should not have,” he says, motioning back to the screen.

She looks genuinely confused, searching her mind for what he could have seen.

“A message for you popped up, and I know I shouldn’t have, but… I looked, and…”

“What message?” she asks. She sits on his lap and motions at the computer, and okay, this is a good sign. She doesn’t seem terribly upset.

He sighs and types in the address of her profile. He doesn’t look at her face, so he misses the way she frowns at the sight of it.

She takes his hand off the laptop and replaces it with her own, and checks her inbox.

“Oh. Andrew.”

He grimaces. He doesn’t like hearing that man’s name out of his wife’s mouth.

“Yeah…” Robin says dumbly, not sure how to voice exactly what he’s feeling.

She sighs and turns to him, looking a bit defensive as she reminds him, “Robin, we were broken up. And you fucked Marian. And at the time I thought you two were still dating and this is none of your—” she starts to get off his lap as she speaks, but he is a weak man and the idea of her leaving him is awful, so he reaches out for her, urging her to sit back on his lap. She does.

“I know, I know, I’m not mad at you and you had every right to move on. I mean, you have every right to… you still have that right.” His voice sounds high and pitchy, and he hates it.

“What are you saying?” Her head tilts as she stares at him half-annoyed, half-curious.

“I… looked at his profile,” Robin explains, holding his hand up as she stiffens and opens her mouth to protest, “I know, I have no right, but it happened so fast, and I just…” he shakes his head. “I have no excuse. But he’s a good man, it seems, with a good family, and plenty of money, and…”

She furrows her brows. “Are you jealous of Andrew?”

“Not just Andrew,” he says before he can think better of it. “There are so many guys who want you—”

“You looked at other messages?”

“No, I just… I saw them and looked at the profiles of some—”

That’s enough, it seems. She gets off his lap, putting her hand in her head as she walks away. He feels the loss of her immediately, and it leaves him cold and anxious. Shit, this is a mess. “You read those, oh god…” She sounds less angry than he expected more… upset. The way her cheeks pink and flush he’d almost swear embarrassed is the emotion she feels, but that can’t be it. She has nothing to be embarrassed about.

“I didn’t read them, I just…” He sighs. God, herself ’s an ass. “I visited some of the profiles of those you wrote back to but I didn’t read the conversations, I swear, and I’m not accusing you of anything, that’s not what that is about.”

“Then what is this about?”

“I’ve always known that you could have anyone you wanted, never doubted it for a second, but seeing it, it’s just…”

A shy smile spreads over her face. “Oh. I was quite popular on that site.”

“Of course you were,” he says emphatically. “You’re a catch in every way. And those are men who… they can give you things I can’t.”

She sits down on the couch, that smile splitting wider across her face. “You mean like a summer home in Tuscany and a six-bedroom home in an exclusive neighborhood right outside of D.C.,” she surmises.

He nods.

“When have I ever cared about that sort thing?”

Never. If she had cared, she would have married one of those men her mom kept trying to set her up with.

He knows this, he should know this, but hearing her say it brings him more relief than he would care to admit.

“You still deserve it. And I want to be the best for you.”

“You already are,” she assures. She walks back towards him and takes a seat back on his lap. “You give me things no one else can.”

She’s too good to him. She knows he needs affection now and she gives it freely, nuzzling into his neck and cuddling him as if he were a child (he is, at this point). His fingers skim down her back.

“Like what?” He cannot help but ask, insecurity bleeding into the question.

“Do you want to read the conversations?” she asks. “I feel like all jealousy you have will be gone if you read them. Though I’m dreadfully embarrassed of my flirting skills in text form.” She cringes, and so does he, but for different reasons.

Continue on

update: first year of uni, not what I expected

i’m so jealous of all of you who are already enjoying your summer break!!!! i still have a week left (only two exams to go!!!) but i really wanna make a post talking about first year of uni and how it was not what i was expecting and why i might be changing and doing another degree, would any of you be interested in that? i feel like all the post i’ve read don’t really say the bad aspects???!!? let me know if you’d be interested!!! hope your year went well and you’re enjoying summer break (or any break you might have haha). hugs ✨

Twelve: You’ve been acting weird about Bill all day. I think you might be jealous.

Nardole: Of course I’m jealous! I was never hiding that.

Twelve: Oh.

Nardole: She’s tall, she’s funny, she can pull off an earring-

Twelve: She doesn’t have an earring.

Nardole: We both know she’d look good in one.

Twelve: What do you want me to say, Nardole? I’ve been trying to include you in this all day. And yes, I forgot you that one time, but I’ve made up for it.

Nardole: You’re supposed to be my friend.

Twelve: I can have two close friends. Hell, I can have three close friends.

Nardole: You wouldn’t!

herbitallbivore  asked:

Norvegan claims that you tried to get all of his vids about you removed by filing privacy claims? But you bang on about how positive these videos are for you and how grateful you are to him for the exposure. Who's lying here?

He put up my private personal email…

I know where he lives but Im not about to put his address up on the fucking internet because he is a hater.

People are FINE to use whatever original copyrighted content of mine for fair usage (even if they are beta cucks like Michael Hebo who is just jealous he has a lying GF named Hannah Chloe who lied to his face and her dads face) BUT just dont put up my personal info or I WILL have it removed from youtube.

The videos are positive and I encourage them to be made. The sharing of personal data is NOT cool though and just shows how dark these people are inside.

Keep it fun, keep it factual and STOP USING DEAD PEOPLE for your own agenda and STOP sharing private personal data. 

Signs as girlfriends

Aries: very protective, can get jealous, lots of touching, seems shy but actually very aggressive, tries to wrestle you but ends up making out, jaw and neck kisses, wraps their arm around your waist all the time

Taurus: lots of giggling, loves tight hugs, holds your hand all the time, bakes cookies for you, cares about you a lot even if she doesn’t show it as much, wants attention, very quirky and fun to be with

Gemini: knows how to turn you on, likes to leave hickies, gives you annoyingly cute nicknames, rests their head on your shoulder, likes ruffling your hair, likes to take control, likes spooning

Cancer: seeks approval, good at making out, cares about you a lot, big hearted, likes just being in your presence, tries to seduce you but ends up giggling, wants to cuddle all the time

Leo: super flirty, wants to show you off, will talk with you all night, isn’t afraid to belt out songs in front of you, lots of pda, has a folder of photos of just you on their phone

Virgo: wants to push boundaries but is shy/inexperienced, wants to be protected, eyebrow raises, dances crazily to your favorite songs, best friend and lover, makes suggestive jokes to tease you

Libra: very charming, knows how to make your knees weak, tells you how hot you are everyday, likes corny romantic dates, makes you watch chick flicks, happy with a simplistic relationship

Scorpio: steals your clothes, breathes in your scent, seduces you easily, likes sitting on your lap, gets to know you deeply, has lots of inside jokes with you, traces all your curves and admires your entire body

Sagittarius: super chill, wants to try new things with you, likes to let you take control sometimes, loves being wrapped up in you, admires your butt a lot, likes watching sunsets with you

Capricorn: lots of witty banter, will challenge you to think, likes watching movies with you, will lie in bed with you all day, out of the blue acts of love, teaches you new things

Aquarius: innocent and carefree, will beat you in your favorite video game, makes dirty jokes, will just stare at your face in love, dresses up for you, tells others how much they love you,

Pisces: makes you little gifts, lip bites, sends you cheesy texts, lots of light kisses on the hand, cheek, forehead, tells you how awesome you are, tells you all her dreams and ambitions

Soulmate AU where:

When your soulmate is eating something you can taste it on your lips, just slightly. And maybe feel it on your lips too, like the powder of a cinnamon donut, except you can’t lick it away, so you’re just stuck with it like ‘damn you asshole, lick your goddamn lips! This is annoying!’

If they’re having cravings you do too. Sometimes you’ll get cravings for what you’ve just eaten.

If you taste something like strawberry lip gloss you know their either getting ready for a night out or kissing someone. Or maybe they just like the taste.

You constantly lick your lips when they’re eating something you like because 'oh gods this taste so good, what is it?’ or 'I haven’t had that in ages!’

You get jealous of the fact that they have such nice food ALL THE DAMN TIME.

When they’re eating something you don’t like you try to not lick your lips for so long. It gets annoying and is hard to do for a while so you just put on lip gloss. Then you think 'awe, man. What if they don’t like… And that’s why they put on lip gloss the other week?’

One day you try to send them a recipe. So you just, like, munch on a piece of toast, then lick some honey, then eat some banana so they’ll try your favourite meal and you’ll have that taste on your lips without actually eating it.

One day you think 'what kind of idiot eats peanut butter with jam - holy shit it’s an American! Or someone in America… Maybe they just like it? Oh god will I have to take 20-something hour flight to find them? Uuuhhhggghhh!’

You’re in the middle of a test but just can’t stop licking your lips because 'oh god glazed donuts…’

You can’t place a taste but you know you’ve tasted it before.

After going to Harry Potter world you realise 'it’s butterbeer!’ and then you try a butterbeer cappuccino or whatever and are just - 'goddamn it you jerk you ruined all my experiences!’

You start craving a signature dish from your town that is only served there. You go to the restaurant and see three people eating the meal, so you just walk up to the counter, order something that is nothing like the dish or something that you know that person hates because every time after you eat it you taste mouthwash.

You calmly sit down and just watch the people as you eat your meal. The person you least expected it to be - oh god it can’t be - looks up and is just like 'fuck’ and has that expression on their face.

They look around and see you. Their eyes widen at what you’re eating. You’re the only one eating it. You smirk and wave at them because 'haha sucker you laughed when I was teased about my soulmate and it’s you!’

Or one day you turn to your best friend like 'hey, can you see if anyone is eating -’ your eyes widened as you see they’re eating the EXACT MEAL you can taste.

Or a different ending where you follow a celebrity on Instagram and just see a picture of a steak with the caption being 'why the hell do I taste banana and honey… I’m eating a steak!’

And you just drop your toast. Your family stares at you as you squeal. Then you realise 'shit. That could be anyone.’ But you do taste steak… 'But anyone can be eating steak!’ You rush to the kitchen and pull out dark chocolate and go to the bathroom and start brushing your teeth.

Soon you see another picture of a steak and a caption of 'okay, now I’m tasting ANOTHER thing that clashes with my meal. Soulmate, please let me eat in peace… AND WHO HAS DARK CHOCOLATE AND TOOTHPASTE?!?! Will my future babies eat like this too? God save me…’

Something like that.

The Signs in love 2

Aries: they try to attract your attention, compliments you generously and do everything to spend time with you.

Taurus: they support you, encourage you, become all sweet, and are very useful when something is wrong.

Gemini: they ask you full of questions to know you well and then know how to really please you.

Cancer: they don’t know how to hide their feelings, do not stop smiling, talk about you to others with much praise.

Leo: they become very jealous and protective, they annihilate anyone who could interfere or harm their relationship.

Virgo: they remember everything you do and say, and will come out to surprise you pleasantly.

Libra: you will be their new addiction, very possessive, they often think of you but will never admit it openly.

Scorpio: they open a little more and are affectionate, especially in front of others to show well that you are their prey.

Sagittarius: they become much sweeter and kinder, they try to charm you by their words, their gestures, to comfort you.

Capricorn: they have eyes only for you, putting everything else side, but they have difficulty to make progress.

Aquarius: they try to always be on your side and create a solid bond with you, becoming surprisingly romantic.

Pisces: they will listen to you attentively and then try to fulfill all your desires.

giorgospiros  asked:

Hello! How are you? 😄 I have a question.. Well, we all know that unhealthy types usually act different in a bad way. For example, an unhealthy ENFJ can be manipulative, care only about power etc. Can you write how each type acts when unhealthy? Thank you! 😄😄

I am great, thank you! And, yes, I’ve been meaning to do this for awhile:


  • Unhealthy ENFJs are manipulative, fussy, whiny, very emotional, self-conscious, self-hating, depressed, and sporadically cruel.
  • Healthy ENFJs are kind, orderly, well-kept, passionate, confident, and self-sacrificing.


  • Unhealthy ESFJs are mean, very emotional, jealous, egoistic, sassy, dramatic, power-hungry, and sporadically cruel.
  • Healthy ESFJs are kind, orderly, well-kept, good leaders, community workers, and self-sacrificing.


  • Unhealthy INFJs are manipulative, fussy, self-hating, explosive, critical, feels constantly victimized, and egoistic
  • Healthy INFJs are kind, orderly, well-kept, self-aware, altruistic, humanitarian, and community workers


  • Unhealthy ISFJs are manipulate, compulsive liars, chaotic, dramatic, critical, stifling, condescending, and mean
  • Healthy ISFJs are nice, sympathetic, self-confident, passionate, dedicated, achievers, and organized


  • Unhealthy ENTJs are condescending, mean, explosive, stifling, control-freaks, dogmatic, cold, lazy, and self-centered
  • Healthy ENTJs are organized, good leaders, self-aware, coolly confident, self-sacrificing, and understanding.


  • Unhealthy ESTJs are condescending, control-freaks, dogmatic, explosive, “OCD,” inflexible, and self-centered
  • Healthy ESTJs are organized, good leaders, self-aware, kind, self-sacrificing, understanding, and structured


  • Unhealthy INTJs are mean, controlling, manipulative, spiteful, egoistic, have a superiority complex, and lazy
  • Healthy INTJs are put-together, understanding, organized, coolly confident, flexible, open-minded, and self-aware


  • Unhealthy ISTJs are control-freaks, “OCD,” inflexible, dramatic, very emotional, egoistic, and explosive
  • Healthy ISTJs are moral, kind, good leaders, open-minded, organized, efficient, hardworking, and dedicated


  • Unhealthy ENFPs are highly emotional, frantic, stifling, rude, self-centered, “cry babies,” and oblivious
  • Healthy ENFPs are kind, altruistic, self-aware, self-confident, helpers, achievers, and passionate


  • Unhealthy ESFPs are manipulative, egoistic, unfocused, lazy, selfish, rude, crazy, and mean
  • Healthy ESFPs are orderly, well-kept, helpers, understanding, good leaders, energetic, and quirky 


  • Unhealthy INFPs are self-centered, oblivious, “cry babies,” depressed, anxious, lazy, explosive, and egoistic
  • Healthy INFPs are kind, self-aware, stable, charitable, creators, open-minded, coolly confident, and passionate


  • Unhealthy ISFPs are “cry babies,” self-centered, oblivious, explosive, highly emotional, dramatic, and critical
  • Healthy ISFPs are kind, creative, fun, quirky, hardworking, dedicated, stable, self-aware, and passionate


  • Unhealthy ENTPs are self-centered, rude, cold, know-it-alls, manipulative, lazy, “cut-throat,” critical, and hateful
  • Healthy ENTPs are kind, quirky, excitable, motivated, energetic, creative, and good leaders


  • Unhealthy ESTPs are self-centered, rude, mean, “ADHD,” unpredictable, critical, and know-it-alls
  • Healthy ESTPs are motivated, hardworking, challengers, good leaders, energetic, fun, and motivators


  • Unhealthy INTPs are know-it-alls, mean, self-hating, critical, highly emotional, explosive, and oblivious
  • Healthy INTPs are thoughtful, kind, altruistic, coolly confident, creative, fun, and hardworking


  • Unhealthy ISTPs are risky, unpredictable, mean, know-it-alls, dramatic, fatalistic, and cold
  • Healthy ISTPs are dedicated, hardworking, energetic, kind, altruistic, creative, quirky, and coolly confident 

*Please take into account that many traits overlap with one another, and that those with average health fall in between; you may have traits from both the healthy and unhealthy descriptions. Healthy types may exhibit one or two traits from the unhealthy sector when in a bad mood/situation. Unhealthy types may exhibit a few traits from the healthy sector when in a good mood/situation. 

Imagine Keith meeting an alien female that resembles Mothman and him getting all geeked about it and he starts talking to her about Earth and stuff (Jealous Lance in the background ofc) and she’s like:

“Earth? Oh I think I know which planet you’re talking about, my sister moved there a couple millennia ago. She said the mountains as you call it there are quite lovely in the warm weather. She also says the Shenandoah mountains are quite lovely in the cold weather too. I wish I could go visit her.“

And Keith is just slack jawed because he literally is talking to the sister of Mothman that isn’t even a man and long story short this is the only time he has and ever will feel this much love for a woman in his life.

Keith: “I want to marry her Pidge.“

Pidge: “Your gay Keith stop it, besides Lance called dibs.“

Keith: “WHAT?!?!?!“

Lance: “Pidge!“

Pidge: “Oh please Lance everyone knew. You yelled it out before Hunk could when you first saw Keith at the garrison.“

Hunk: “My only regret in life was not being fast enough to call it first.”














Signs As Girlfriends (new)

Aries: very protective, can get jealous, lots of touching, seems shy but actually very aggressive, tries to wrestle you but ends up making out, jaw and neck kisses, wraps their arm around your waist all the time

Taurus: lots of giggling, loves tight hugs, holds your hand all the time, bakes cookies for you, cares about you a lot even if she doesn’t show it as much, wants attention, very quirky and fun to be with

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Zodiac facts IX

Aries listen only to their own advices. After all, who knows them better than themselves?

Taurus are not really jealous. They’re above that.

Gemini are as much attracted by good as by evil.

Cancer are either cold or warm, but never tepid.

Sometimes Leo forget that they are human and take themselves for some kind of superheros.

Virgo prefer to live alone than to be in bad company.

Libra have an overflowing imagination.

If you have the trust of Scorpio, they will not abandon you.

Sagittarius like to entertain their friends, their family, and even everyone else.

Capricorn do not like stupid people.

If you make a promise to Aquarius, do not even think of breaking it.

If Pisces are wrong and hurt someone, they always try to catch up.

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the wardrobe

James: Look at him being all “I’m a cool teacher”. Wanker.

Lily: Shut up you are just jealous.

James: Jealous? Jealous?! He became everything we hated Lils.

Lily: You are as dramatic as Sirius today Jamie.

James: Ooh, the Longbottom kid is first, I bet he is afraid of Augusta, Merlin knows Frankie was.

Lily: Did he just say-

James: Oh yes he did. That bastard bullied that kid so much, he became his biggest fear.

Lily: I- I’m-

James: I’m so excited! He is gonna make Snivellus look like Augusta, I remember that red handbag!

*Wands at the ready, Remus opens the wardrobe Snape walks out*

Lily: *watching warily* He looks so different, like he is taller.

James: It’s because the poor kid is scared of him shitless, Riddikulus Neville come on.

*Riddikulus and Snape is now wearing Augusta’s clothes*

James: *doubles over laughing* Moony– You– legend.

Lily: *tries not to laugh, fails* If Severus hears this–

James: *still laughing* Moony doesn’t give a fuck.

Lily: *grinning* I can see that.

James: Merlin– that hat. It suits him well. *tries to regulate his breath*

Lily: *smiling* That smirk on Harry’s face is all too familiar. 

James: Like father, like son.

*Boggart morphs into a mummy in front of Parvati*

James: That Parvati girl did well! 

Lily: Oh my– Seriously Seamus, a banshee?

James: I mean, kid has a point, that thing is scary.

*Dean walks up to the wardrobe*

Lily: A severed hand, like the one from the Addams Family?

James: From the what?

Lily: Don’t worry about it, Muggle thing. 

James: I know most Muggle things.

Lily: *disappointed* I never had the time to show you this one.

James: *changes the subject* Oh, Ronniekins of course has spiders for Boggarts.

*Harry walks up to the wardrobe, wand at the ready, looking excited*

Lily: It’s Harry’s turn, what if–

James: It wouldn’t assume his form Lils

Lily: But

*Remus throws himself in front of the Boggart*

Lily: Of course, it’s the full moon. 

James: The one thing he is scared of. 

Lily: He probably thought what we thought, still protective of the fawn.

James: Well, of course he is, don’t you remember how scared he was when he first held him?

Lily: *with a smile* Of course, I do

James: Well at least there’s someone who’s looking out for him now.

Lily: Soon, he will have Sirius back, too.

James: If the idiot doesn’t get himself locked up for committing the murder he was locked up for.

Lily: Well, that’s a possibility but Remus is sensible, I trust him.

*cue to the scene where Remus says “together” and Lily just stares at the camera like she’s in the office*

Lily: Have you ever seen a Boggart?

James: Yeah, once when I was 18 and I couldn’t do shit until my mum came and found me.

Lily: What did you see?

James: All of you guys were de-

Lily: *looking away* Oh, I- I see.

James: Those are foul creatures Lils, I’m actually glad Moony stopped Harry from facing his Boggart. 

Lily: Me, too. 

For anyone who ever falls in love with her or is lucky enough to get into a relationship with her. But hopefully she’s mine till the day I die. But take some of these things on board. - From someone who is in love with her and has been for 3 years. And always will be.
She loves FaceTime calls, especially video calls she’ll probably like seeing you because I definitely like seeing her. And hearing her voice. Her voice is special, and perfect to me because it’s hers. I could listen to her talking all day. Even if she’s complaining. She absolutely hates slow replies and being ignored, so reply to her as quickly as you can. And if you go out or you’re busy, make sure you tell her. Don’t allow her to overthink, and worry about you. It’s bad for her. Listen to her. Especially when she talks about something that makes her happy or inspires her. Listen. Even if she talks for hours , listen. Have deep conversations with her, about anything. She loves that. Talk to her for hours until 4am and you’re both tired , but happy so it doesn’t matter. Talk about weird things , like I do. Reincarnating into a tiger and a dolphin, so when we both die we can be happy together. Yes that’s weird but it’s us, and I love that. I’m sure she does too. Make her feel wanted, she absolutely hates feeling unwanted. I can assure you she’s wanted. More than anything by me. Send her cute messages and paragraphs , anything to make her smile, it’s difficult to make that girl smile. So it’s extremely precious to me when I see her smile. Be patient with her, it takes time to understand her. Wait. Wait a long time, as long as you need to wait until she’s comfortable to tell you something, for example if she’s in a bad mood. Don’t pressure her to tell you, don’t assume things. Yes I do that because I’m insecure and I overthink. But don’t make assumptions. Wait until she’s ready, but reassure her, so she knows you care. Please be patient and she’ll open up to you, if she trusts you. And it’s very hard to gain her trust. Appreciate her. Everything about her, how beautiful she is from head to toe. Her soul, her heart , her mind. I mean everything. This girl is special. Real fucking special. When she’s insecure and gets jealous of other girls , remind her she’s the best. To me she’s the best anyway. I wouldn’t want anybody but her. Admire every single thing about her. Emphasis on admire. She’s perfect. My perfect dolphin, I’d call her. That’d make her smile. All our little weird conversations mean a lot to me, and all our memories. I love her smile though, she hates it. But out of all the thousands of smiles I’ve seen hers is the best. I honestly can’t put into words how beautiful she looks when she smiles. The way her eyes glisten, sparkling omg. She hates her eyes too, because they’re “ boring brown” but to me they’re far from boring. They’re the type of eyes I could look into all day long and not for a second be bored. Even sitting in silence with her is perfect. The vibes off her are the besttttt. It’s unexplainable tbh. Don’t use her, never do that, she’s been hurt way too many times before and doesn’t deserve any more pain. Her happiness means the world to me. And if she ever becomes yours, do your best to keep her happy. This girl is different from the rest, NO ONE is like her. I swear you’ll never come across someone as perfect, precious, beautiful, amazing, out of this world etc. (I could go on) like her. Sometimes I have to ask myself if I’m dreaming, because the amount of love she shoes and all she does for me is unbelievable. And if you can ever call her yours , you’ll be very blessed to have her. This girl has her guard up too, a huge wall you have to break down bit by bit, for a very long time. Until you know her. I don’t know her to the full extent but I know her better than anybody else. And I lover her more than anybody else has or ever will.
She loves being called babygirl, princess or wifey. Or in our special kinda way she’s my dolphin. Something like that will make her smile. Don’t call her “B” or “baby” or “ babe” she thinks it’s cringe, or “ year 7 relationships” she’d say. And don’t put like 100 heart emojis or weird emojis when you text her, just be normal. When she’s happy she’ll put a lot of emojis. Pay attention to them. They represent her mood. It’s pretty important to me.
She’s passionate about reading and she’s soooo fucking good at writing. Anything. Literally. She’s the most intelligent, smart , brainy ( whatever you wanna call it ) girl I’ve met. No exaggeration at all. She absolutely loves getting new stationary, fine liners , coloured felts, glue, sticky notes, sexy note pads. You name it. And if she loves you she’ll spend hours and hours creating things for you. She’ll write you books if she’s 100% in love with you ( I’m lucky asf to get that ) even make a canvas of photos together. She will do a HELL of a lot. So appreciate that. If she’s ever yours. I appreciate her and I’m so thankful for every single thing she does.
She loves bright colourful sunsets ( purples and pinks , blues ) she likes it when they start to go dark though right at the end of them. She would spend ages taking photos of the sky , until it’s “ right ”. Sunsets are another thing that make her happy. Her happiness is key, remember that. And I hope In the future, me and her can sit and watch sunsets together. But if she becomes yours, please sit and admire the sky with her. Do anything you can to make her happy. She deserves happiness. And more. She loves romantic movies, tbh they’re her favourite, and horror movies. Lying in bed and watching a movie she’ll like, will make her happy. Some days she will push you away, and she’ll get angry at you for little things, but you need to understand that, that’s her. But try and stay, reassure her. Tell her how much she means to you, she loves when I do that. She will just stay in bed some days , not move at all, cry and hate herself. Those are the difficult days, don’t leave on those days. Do whatever you can to make sure she’s okay. Remind her that everything will be okay , the bad thoughts will go away. They don’t last forever. Better things will come.
She gets jealous too, very easily , if she loves you. Focus on her and nobody else, don’t ever take her for granted. Ever. And she doesn’t like going out, in crowded places , so don’t pressure her to go out. Whenever she’s ready you’ll know. She’ll prefer being indoors as long as she’s in the presence of someone she loves. That’d make her day, she’d say to me. There are a thousand of other things I could say, but hopefully this gives a decent idea. If you’re ever lucky enough to call her yours , protect her, love her, appreciate her etc. Take all of this into consideration. There’s much more but this is what comes to mind right now. But hopefully nobody else will ever have her and she’ll be mine until forever ends. If one of us die. But I will always love her no matter what. Regardless of anything, literally anything. I promise that.
—  for my wife.
why i hate the signs

Aries - I know it’s cliche but you really have the worst tempers imaginable and you can never see when you’re the one at fault in any given situation.

Taurus - Why are you so jealous all the time? Your jealousy can get so sickening that I don’t even want to be around you sometimes.

Gemini - You love to party and have fun but the second shit gets real you’re gone. You don’t want anyone to know your thoughts and feelings and you definitely don’t want to know anybody else’s.

Cancer - You’re whiny and attention seeking and way too dependent on others. You need to learn to keep your feelings to yourselves sometimes.

Leo - You’ll do just about anything to keep your ego alive.

Virgo - You give up on people way too easily. It feels like you think no one is worth your time.

Libra - You really couldn’t make a decision for yourself if your life depended on it. Sometimes being with you is like babysitting a child.

Scorpio - The only person you can keep a secret for is yourself and it’s pretty astonishing how far you’ll go to hurt someone.

Sagittarius - You can’t commit to anything.

Capricorn - I don’t really talk to ya’ll often and it’s because you have a bad vibe. You’re just off putting.

Aquarius -  Your genitals control your whole lives it seems. Sometimes I wonder if you can even feel love.

Pisces - You’re like Cancer but you’re also extremely manipulative.

There’s a reason complete strangers keep mistaking Sherlock and John for a couple.

Sherlock, being Sherlock, always notices it when people are checking John out. He dislikes it. It makes him feel…panicked. However, John disapproves of him making rude deductions at unsuspecting strangers, so Sherlock has to find a subtler way to deal with such outrageous affronts.

Sherlock leans in close to talk to John, touches his arm to get his attention, smiles at him in a smitten way, steals food off his plate: all those behaviours he has observed in romantic couples. It is excellent; The dull cretins oogling his John invariably sighs in defeat (”Why are all the good ones taken and/or gay?”) and refrains from making any further moves. 

John never notices. After all, Sherlock acts like this all the time, and John is remarkably unobservant.

Then Sherlock and John actually get together, and Sherlock comes to the pleasant realisation that it is no longer necessary for him to be subtle. So the next time a young barista twirls her hair and draws an anatomically-incorrect heart on John’s coffee cup, Sherlock wraps a possessive arm around John, presses a kiss to his hair, and glares at the offending barista over John’s head. 

John turned around, smiling.

“What was that for?”

“You’re very attractive,” Sherlock said primly, all innocence.

John chuckled and slipped his hand into Sherlock’s, and they walked out of the cafe sipping their drinks.

“You know,” sip, “you react to competition like a twelve year old girl.”

Sherlock’s coffee burnt his tongue. He spit it out, spluttering. 

“What are you talking about?”

“I mean this,” John demonstrated by stroking a hand down Sherlock’s arm exaggeratedly, “and this,” he leans up to breathe heavily into Sherlock’s ear.

“I thought you didn’t notice.”

“Yeah, not at first. But then that time at the Dancing Dragon you stole all the broccoli off my plate while glaring aggressively at the woman at the counter. And you don’t even like broccoli.”

Sherlock frowned heavily, reading to commence the world’s greatest sulk. But John was still talking.

“That’s when I realised,” John stopped and turned to face Sherlock fully, “that you wouldn’t really mind if I just-” 

John put his free hand on Sherlock’s shoulder and snogged him full on the mouth, right there on the busy pavement. Morning commuters swerved to avoid the two of them, stoically ignoring them in that fine London tradition. He could hold up the traffic for once, Sherlock thought dizzily. Mycroft did it all the time.

“Anyway,” said John, clearing his throat and rolling back on his heels. “Just wanted you to know. Don’t get your knickers in a twist. You don’t have any competition. But if you still feel like snogging me in odd places, that’s fine with me.”

“At crime scenes?”

“Not at crime scenes.”

“But you just said-”

“Got to draw the line somewhere, Sherlock.”


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Sex with Ethan and Grayson would include ♡

Request: ‘’What do you think Grayson and Ethan would be like in bed, like in detail??? xxx‘’

Just to be clear: I think that the twins most of the time would be really gentle and passionate buttt also could be really rough and lowkey kinky when having sex. Because let’s face it: they’re sex gods and just from looking at them I get really turned on, lol. BUT I do think that Ethan is more into kinky stuff and Grayson into more romantic sex ;) Hope you enjoy xx


↪ Lots and looots of sex

↪ Sexting before as a warm up ;)

↪ He would be dominant af, but sometimes sub as well

↪ Lazy morning sex

↪ Rarely slow and passionate sex and most of the time really rough and maybe even kinky?

↪ You stripping down for him and he licking his lips when you do

↪ He would be the KING of foreplay (I mean looook at those fingers)

↪ Teasing the freaking fuck out of you until you’re almost begging him to fuck you

↪ Running his lips over your panties and pulling at the waist

↪ His lips on every centimeter of your body

↪ You pressing your mouth against his shoulder to keep yourself from crying out his name

↪ Lots of making out, and kisses everywhere!

↪ HICKIES and love bites on very visible places on your skin

↪ ‘’E, I can’t go out like this’’

↪ ‘‘Sure you can, everyone will know that you’re mine’’

↪ Him grabbing hungrily your ass and squeezing your boobs

↪ Sex in public bathrooms if he’s feeling very horny or jealous when he saw other guys staring at you

↪ Sooo much moaning and panting

↪ Him smirking when you moan SUPER loud (which is like all the time)

↪ Low and deep groans from him (just imagine this omg)

↪ Sweaty and hot skin

↪ SpANKinG


↪ Hair pulling !!

↪ Eye contact (SO sexy)

↪ Lots of dirty talk

↪ ‘‘Eyes on me’‘

 ↪ ‘‘Be quiet, babygirl’‘

↪ ‘’Yeah, you like that huh?’’

↪ Eating you out like 24/7

↪ Him biting his lips when he sees you reaching your orgasm

↪ Him begging you to give him a blowjob

↪ Taking turns in pleasing each other

↪ Letting you know that you’re the most beautiful girl in the world

↪ Really intense orgasms

↪ Experimenting with different positions

↪ Soft whimpers

↪ Him grabbing your waist when you climb on top of him

↪ Him getting even more stimulated and loving it when you scream his name

↪ Him breathing heavily and unsteady into your neck

↪ Holding your hand when you cum (when you have really passionate sex)


↪ Sex like ALL the time when you’re spending time just at home

↪ Usually it would be pretty spontaneous but sometimes he would prepare some things and put lots of effort into making it special, like:

↪ Your favorite music playing in the background, dimmed lights, scented candles

↪  Most of the time he would be really gentle and careful but sometimes it would be really fast and rough

↪ Again: FOREPLAYYY! Foreplay would for sure include fingering, teasing and touching you everywhere (because let’s face it: Gray is really touchy)

↪ I just know that Gray would be very good at foreplay (I mean LOOK at those fingers and big hands oh my)

↪ Shaky hands when you reach your orgasm and him holding them

↪ Tracing your skin with his soft fingertips

↪ Slow movements

↪ ‘’Just fuck me already’’

↪ ‘’Patience, baby’’

↪ Every little thing you would argue about would get heated and lead to sex

↪ Also A LOT OF make up sex

↪ Him admiring your body and smiling when you undress yourself

↪ Complimenting you on your cute lingerie

↪ And him taking forever to pull it off

↪ ‘’Need some help?’’

↪ ‘’I will treat you like the queen you are’’

↪ Lots of making out and sweet kisses

↪ Giggling all the time

 ↪ ALWAYS asking if you’re comfortable since he’s worried that he would hurt you

 ↪ ‘‘Are you sure you’re okay? Do I need to slow down?’’

↪ Sex in his new car, sex in the shower, sex at the beach, sex in the bath, sex against the wall… Literally everywhere as long as you’re okay with it

↪ You grabbing his muscular arms when you reach your climax

↪ Him grunting when he’s thrusting into you

↪ Offering blowjobs as favours

↪ Him saying ‘Babe, tonight is all about you’ but like, every night

↪ Neck kisses and leaving hickies there also

↪ He would get ten times more horny when he sees you getting an orgasm while closing your eyes

↪ Him whispering ‘come for daddy’ when holding your legs apart

↪ Multiple orgasms a night since he knows your body so well and the things you like

↪ Cuddling and more soft kisses afterwards and limbs tangled in the sheets

↪ Him calling you baby/babygirl/princess/love/darling

↪ So much intercourse

↪ Eating you out like everytime you guys have sex

↪ And when he does you stroke your hands through his fluffy hair

↪ Lots of ‘i love you’s

↪ Bruises on your hips from his tight grip

↪ You falling asleep on top of him after the sex

↪ Him being completely fine with that and whispering sweet nothings into your ear and stroking your back