Imagine Pennywise’s s/o trying to teach him how to drive for the first time ever- (Like that would end or go well at all. I’m betting he’d crash the car or something-)
Oh my fucking God
-you tell him to start the car and hey,, he does it!!
-the radio instantly turns on and he JUMPS!! IT SCARED HIM!!
-instead of saying ‘shift’ he says 'shit’ and it’s adorable, he tries so hard
-he keeps slamming the brakes whenever the car moves
-he finds the windshield wipers
-now you have to calm him down from a laughing fit
-he keeps D O ING IT!!
-he starts moving and it’s going pretty good but he JUST FUCKING LETS GO OF THE WHEEL AND STARTS TRYING TO OPEN TGE DOOR
-THE CAR IS STILL M O V I NG
-by the end of everything the only damage that’s done is mental plus a small scratch on the side