you are a pirate bro

This post has woken up a need deep inside of me for something I didn’t realize I wanted. A need for a Star Wars/Treasure Planet crossover.

I mean, just imagine it.

*The map from Treasure Planet is actually a Sith holocron, programmed with a map to a lost Sith homeworld. Jim Hawkins figures it out because he’s awesome that way, and Delbert is what everyone thinks Palpatine is: a historian with a particular interest in Sith and Jedi history. Except he’s not, you know, a secret Sith Lord.

*Silver would totally know Hondo. C’mon. Pirate bros for life.

*Captain Amelia meeting Captain Rex (there’s some awesome art for that scenario on the post). Captain Amelia being a Zygerrian that despises the fact her people are slavers. Captain Amelia, my first ever female crush, just being her natural badass self in Star Wars.

*Obi-Wan meeting B.E.N. (and being awestruck by the fact that there is finally a droid that talks more than Threepio).

*One of Silver’s arm gadgets is totally a lightsaber. Give him a lightsaber dammit.

*Jim teaching Ahsoka how to sky-surf.

*Anakin and Jim bonding over their love of mechanics.

*Anakin drooling over Silver’s cybernetic implants.

*All the clones loving Morph so you just start seeing random splotches of pink with eyes on armor everywhere.

*Jim spending most of his time casually carrying a Sith holocron around in his pocket.

*Idk about you, but Captain Flint reminded me of the Sith species in Star Wars, so lets say he’s a Sith that survived and Silver lowkey had to train under him before Flint up and died somewhere. Now he’s a pirate could-have-been-Sith who’s a total softy underneath the gruff ‘I’ll kill ya to get what I want’ personality.

*Jim is already 50% towards having a Padawan haircut, all he’s missing is the braid. You could even call him an Initiate that never became a Padawan, so he went back home and WHOOPS here’s a dude crashing into his mother’s bed-and-breakfast with a Sith holocron in his chest. Time for adventures!

*Jim and Obi-Wan bonding over the fact that Jim was a failed Initiate who was never chosen.

*OBI-WAN BEING LIKE ‘I’LL TRAIN THE BOY’ and now he has two pirate captain besties because like fuck is Silver just disappearing in this scenario.

I MADE A LIVEBLOGGING BLOG JUST FOR THIS SCENE CONGRATULATIONS ONE PIECE

Robin no…

Robin don’t…

Robin please…

Robin stop

Quickly Franky join the crew before it’s too late!

You can still stop this!

…You did the thing…

You have NO SHAME NICO ROBIN

I’m so sorry Franky my child

DON’T JUST STAND THERE LUFFY STOP HER!

CHOPPER PREPARE THE ICE!

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS FRANKY BUT YOU JUST HAD TO BE A TSUNDERE ABOUT IT!

ICEBERG! PAULIE! HELP THIS MAN!

GIRLS PLEASE HELP YOUR BRO!

A FUCKING TANGERINE

ROBIN YOU ARE STONE COLD

this is a david nolan appreciation post