you are a perfect asshole

anonymous asked:

Today a group of boys shouted vulgar things about my weight to me so I stuck my fingers down my throat and threw up everything I could. I feel powerful for the first time.

baby girl.
okay those little fuck boys honestly who gives a shit about them. you’re fine. your weight is a number and you girls are to damn mean about your weight (even when I was skinny) guys used to call me fat. their pathetic assholes you’re perfect already okay? be powerful and go buy pepper-spray and maze them in there eyes.
or don’t.

probably don’t just egg them

anonymous asked:

I love your art and comics, and I saw that you answered another question explaining why you do not post some things because of "assholes." And it may not have been asked, but I think you should do it anyways, fuck the assholes. You are perfect.

I know I should just post whatever I want but people can be incredibly rude just because they don’t like something. I used to not even post my small badger cereal doodles but I post them now. So I am getting more comfortable! Thanks so much tho ahhh!

anonymous asked:

CLINGS TO THE MUN, I FOUND YOU! I lost you when you changed urls and I need to send you more weird AU ideas like Arthas the psychopomp and jusT GOSH YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ROLEPLAYERS EVER AND YOU MAKE ME WANT TO TRY MY HAND AT ARTHAS TO IMITATE YOU BUT HGIUHIGH JUST. LET ME TELL YOU HOW PERFECT YOU ARE AND HOW MUCH I ENJOY THE ASSHOLES SNARKING AT EVERYTHING, AND ARTHAS AND JANIA SOUNDING LIKE BITTER DIVORCEES WHO USE ANYTHING THEY CAN TO BE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WITH EACH OTHER. ITS PERFECT

Originally posted by astrologyexplained

You’re too kind! Far, far too kind! I am really nothing more than a snowflake with an Internet connection, and even that is just a little spotty.

Bitter divorcees, hahaha. I blame Zoen for that entirely. Before her, it was more of a “You used to be good!” “And you’re going Dark, so come back with me” sort of relationship. 

Really, though, sweetheart, you give me waaaay too much credit. Way too much. I’m pretty sure I’m playing him hella wrong, but better a snarky bastard than a muse-killer, I guess.

It’s great to have you back!

Some people don’t understand how fucking painful it is to watch others smoke their lungs away when I’m here struggling with my regular ass fucking asthmatic lungs, like appreciate what you’ve got and look after it because you could be fucked up like me and not be able to breathe with my regular lungs, like you know how jealous I get seeing you assholes with perfect fucking lungs wasting them a way for something that doesn’t do anything good for you.
Stress relief? Smoke weed you ho, it helps your lungs, or fancy doing something legal? exercise because it’s great for stress relief and also great for your fucking lungs.find an alternative that is good for you and doesn’t fuck you up.No one seems to understand how selfish smoking is.

And don’t tell me I’m not worth it
‘Cause you are far from perfect

I am aware that you are are all assholes
Who the hell cares about all of that though?

I am aware that I am an asshole
I really don’t care about all of that though
I’m living my life the way that I want to
And you can’t deny
That honestly I’m just like you

—  Ronnie Radke