Hey kiddo! I hate that you're having a rough time. Just imagine going to a drive-thru with a bearded dragon on your shoulder. Ive done that before and the looks you get are hilarious. Just imagine the faces of those poor restaurant workers when you roll up with a giant lizard just chilling on you. Hope that gives you a giggle.
holy shit! i love bearded dragons! i wanted one when i was a kid and some of my friends had some and they were awesome!