you are a comedian

anonymous asked:

You're out of your mind. Either you need psychiatric help or you're running one helluva game preying on weak minds. Either way you need professional help. Medium my ass, more like comedian.

Wow I didn’t know people could diagnose someone over the Internet that you don’t know and have never met. The miracle of science right now.

I have a psychology degree. I’ve learned and worked with psychologists and psychiatrists who are respected in their field. I even confided in one that has a healthy belief in the paranormal and has a lot of experience working with severe mental illness, and he assured me that I have nothing to worry about. I’m good. I’d be far more worried about people who feel the need to anonymously spread hate toward strangers on the Internet. Maybe take a look at yourself and ask yourself why you felt the need to send this, and in this way. You could have just sent me a message asking me “Are you okay, mentally? Because I don’t believe what you say.” And I would have explained myself politely back at you. Why did you have to send this anonymously? Why did you have to phrase things so hatefully? Is this something you do often? If you ever want to chat about this, message me and we’ll talk.

But also, how dare you call my followers and people who ask me for advice as having “weak minds.” Someone who is “weak minded” would be someone with severe brain injury or having little to no function. And you equate that to people who are asking questions about ghosts and fairies and Ouija boards? What is wrong with you? My followers are fantastic people, and people that come to me for help are scared or confused or just want to know more, and I comfort them and explain to them and educate them. What’s wrong with that? What’s wrong with you to think that that’s weak? 

Beast Boy took Raven to a stand-up comedy show once.

She didn’t realize they’d be sitting up front, and Beast Boy assumed that if anything, the comedians would pick on him since he was the most obvious choice.

When the comedian started picking on Raven instead, Beast Boy had none of it; he heckled the jerk all night until the comedian said: “You think you’re so funny? Why don’t you do the show?!”

So, he did it. He went up there and made fun of the guy for as long as he could before security had to get involved. 

Needless to say, they never went back, and Raven still counts it as one of the most selfless things anyone has ever done for her. 

As liberals, we totally got the idea of patriotism jacked from us. When Trump asks for the worst of this country - like a Muslim ban, transgender bathroom bills, defunding Planned Parenthood - he’s considered to be the most patriotic. But when we ask for the best of this country as liberals - No Ban No Wall, Black Lives Matter, equal pay, gender equality, LGBTQ rights - we are considered anti-patriotic. When really, we’re the most patriotic. Fighting for equality is the most American thing you can do.
—  Hasan Minhaj, comedian and Daily Show correspondent, in an interview with Bust Magazine
Not So Berry Legacy Challenge

Do you like the rainbow? Do you like the idea of playing with berry Sims but hate berry Sims? Do you want to mess around with aspects of the game you’ve never used before? Boy, do I have the challenge for you!

Welcome to the Not So Berry Legacy Challenge, a ten generation legacy with a focus on bright colors and new experiences.

Basic Rules:

  1. Each heir must represent the color of the generation (i.e. hair, makeup, clothing), but brightly colored skin is not necessary (these aren’t actually berry Sims, that’s the joke)
  2. The colors of the spouses don’t matter as they aren’t part of the challenge. Unless otherwise stated you can do whatever you please with them.
  3. Money cheats can be used, but not excessively. Suggestion: use freerealestate for your first home, but no cheats afterward.
  4. You may live wherever you please unless something is specified in the rules of a generation.
  5. Every generation is supposed to complete both the career and aspiration of the heir unless explicitly stated otherwise.
  6. Keep the lifespan on normal.
  7. If you play this challenge and want to share it with us, go ahead and post with #notsoberry so we can see!

My good friend @alwaysimming​ and I kind of created this challenge on accident, but I think it turned out pretty great. We wanted to make something that forced us to play with parts of the game we’ve never explored before. Hopefully you’ll have fun too. You can follow our gameplay on @mintiphresh​ and @lea-fey​ (pronounced “minty fresh” and “leafy”)!

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ask me some stuff

I’ve gained a bunch of new followers lately so ask me so send me a number!!!

1. selfie
2. what would you name your future kids?
3. do you miss anyone?
4. what are you looking forward to?
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
7. what was your life like last year?
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
9. who did you last see in person?
10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
11. are you listening to music right now?
12. what is something you want right now?
13. how do you feel right now?
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
15. personality description
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?
17. opinion on insecurities.
18. do you miss how things were a year ago?
19. have you ever been to New York?
20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
21. age and birthday?
22. description of crush.
23. fear(s)
24. height
25. role model
26. idol(s)
27. things i hate
28. i’ll love you if…
29. favourite film(s)
30. favourite tv show(s)
31. 3 random facts
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
33. something you want to learn
34. most embarrassing moment
35. favourite subject
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
37. favourite actor/actress
38. favourite comedian(s)
39. favourite sport(s)
40. favourite memory
41. relationship status
42. favourite book(s)
43. favourite song ever
44. age you get mistaken for
45. how you found out about your idol
46. what my last text message says
47. turn ons
48. turn offs
49. where i want to be right now
50. favourite picture of your idol
51. starsign
52. something i’m talented at
53. 5 things that make me happy
54. something thats worrying me at the moment
55. tumblr friends
56. favourite food(s)
57. favourite animal(s)
58. description of my best friend
59. why i joined tumblr
60. ask me anything you want

Ask me anything

1. selfie
2. what would you name your future kids?
3. do you miss anyone?
4. what are you looking forward to?
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?
6. is it hard for you to get over someone?
7. what was your life like last year?
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?
9. who did you last see in person?
10. are you good at hiding your feelings?
11. are you listening to music right now?
12. what is something you want right now?
13. how do you feel right now?
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?
15. personality description
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?
17. opinion on insecurities.
18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?
19. have you ever been to New York?
20. what is your favourite song at the moment?
21. age and birthday?
22. description of crush.
23. fear(s)
24. height
25. role model
26. idol(s)
27. things i hate
28. i’ll love you if…
29. favourite film(s)
30. favourite tv show(s)
31. 3 random facts
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?
33. something you want to learn
34. most embarrassing moment
35. favourite subject
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?
37. favourite actor/actress
38. favourite comedian(s)
39. favourite sport(s)
40. favourite memory
41. relationship status
42. favourite book(s)
43. favourite song ever
44. age you get mistaken for
45. how you found out about your idol
46. what my last text message says
47. turn ons
48. turn offs
49. where i want to be right now
50. favourite picture of your idol
51. starsign
52. something i’m talented at
53. 5 things that make me happy
54. something thats worrying me at the moment
55. tumblr friends
56. favourite food(s)
57. favourite animal(s)
58. description of my best friend
59. why i joined tumblr
60. ask me anything you want

White woman at Trader Joe’s to Muslim woman: “I wish they didn’t let you in this country”

  • On Saturday, South Carolinian comedian Jeremy McLellan posted a video of a white woman at a Trader Joe’s in Virginia accosting his Muslim woman friend, telling her “I wish they didn’t let you in the country.”
  • The Islamophobic incident began after McLellan’s friend allowed the woman to cut her in the check-out line after noticing she was in a hurry, he explained in a Facebook post. 
  • According to the comedian, before his friend started recording, the woman began speaking ill of another Muslim woman, who was wearing the niqab, or face veil, at the store. The woman asked McLellan’s friend why she didn’t wear the niqab as well. 
  • When McLellan’s friend responded by saying it was a choice, the non-Muslim woman didn’t believe her and decided to lecture her about women’s rights in Islam. Read more (5/8/17)

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“’Between ‘Star Wars’ and the sequel, I wanted to cover as many bases as possible, to establish my identity as an actor rather than as Han Solo.’ Yet it’s hard to escape the space swashbuckler’s image; the Solo figure is on thousands of lunch boxes and other merchandise. ‘Yeah, I’m on bedsheets now, too; It’s everywhere. I just walk past it. I really don’t relate to it. I’m a little spaced out,’ Ford added, ‘but wait until you talk to Carrie and Mark. They’re a couple of parlor comedians.’ He was right. ‘Parlor comedian?’ Fisher exclaimed. ‘Is that what he said? And Mark agreed? I’ll never work with them again.’“ - Chicago Tribune, June 4, 1978.

bisexual-leo  asked:

im so heckin happy for you for winning the shorty for youtube comedian!!!! congrats, Thomas!!!

THANK YOU!! I still can’t believe it!!!!!!!! My first award for YouTube!!!!! It was such a validating moment and I’m so honored you all helped to make it happen!!

I finally found time between commissions to make some art for myself! I fell in love with @not-a-comedian ‘s design of a power suit wearing D. Va, so I asked if I could draw it in my own style. I had so much fun interpreting such a phenomenal design, and putting my own twist one it. I hope you like my version, but also check out not-a-comedians art as well!

Night People

Prompt: “Can i request a smutty scenario with werewolf v in heat?”
Word Count: 5,160
Genre: Smut
Summary: Around this time of year, Taehyung always advises you to stay away from him, but there’s nothing you want more than to see what he’s like when he’s turned.
A/N: So this is a werewolf AU obviously, but I just wanted to mention that there are some “violent” parts when it gets smutty. Also I know it’s hella long and I’m sorry. Please go easy on my gentle soul.

Originally posted by jjks


3 Days

When it was around this time of year, Taehyung always said it was best to stay away from him. Though you had been friends for years, he never wanted you to see that side of him. He said he was too dangerous and that it was best for you to not see him when he wasn’t capable of controlling himself. You understood that he was trying to protect you, but a part of you had always been curious to see what he was like when he turned. You had seen all the movies and read billions of books, but you wanted to see what it was really like. Of course, you respected his decision and tried your best to silence the nagging voice in the back of your mind.

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