you are a cat you don't sit like humans stop that

Basically, This is Basically What Every Dr. Phil Episode is Basically Like Basically
  • Dr. Phil: Hello, I am Doctor Philip, and today we'll be tackling an issue that is very widespread, but rarely spoken about. Gaming addiction. Now, I know many of you know at least one person in your life who plays video games, whether that be a child or, in some cases, a spouse.
  • Audience: *laughs*
  • Dr. Phil: But, when unregulated, gaming can lead to serious addiction. Today I have with me a mother who's home life has been torn apart as her very own son descended into gaming addiction.
  • Mother: *sniffing and wiping tears away* Hello, doctor. Will you cure my son?
  • Dr. Phil: Well, dear, that's... uhh. Let's just bring the boy out already.
  • *dramatic music plays*
  • Gamer: My name is Gregg, I'm 19 years old, I'm a gaming addict, and I don't give a f*ck.
  • Audience: *gasps*
  • Gamer: Yeah, I game for 19 to 20 hours a day and the other four hours I use for looking up sick gaming strats or beating it to anime porn. I once sucked off a dude because he offered me minecraft diamonds. I don't give a sh*t, I would've sucked him off even if he didn't have the diamonds.
  • Audience: *gasps louder*
  • Gamer: Do I hate women? Yes, I hate women. I've emailed Anita Sarkeesian my address. She knows where I am if she wants to fight me. Feminists, square the fuck up. People always ask why I don't do anything other than gaming. I ask them why don't they mind their own f*cking business. I don't think I have a problem. Dr. Phil can honestly eat my whole an*s.
  • Gamer: *walks out onto the stage*
  • Audience: *boos*
  • Gamer: F*ck all y'all! I don't give a f*ck! *flips off the audience*
  • Dr. Phil: Please take a seat, son.
  • Gamer: *sits very disrespectfully*
  • Mother: *starts bawling*
  • Dr. Phil: Son, do you think that was acceptable behavior?
  • Gamer: The only behavior I care about is the behavioral patterns for enemies in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series. I love video games: Master chief, Mario, uhm, Blinx the Cat... Blasto. Love those guys!
  • Audience: *boos*
  • Gamer: I don't care! You think I care! F*ck all y'all!
  • Dr. Phil: All these people are booing you, doesn't that make you feel bad?
  • Gamer: Are you deaf? Have I not articulated the fact that I absolutely 100% do not care about anything except for video games? I. DON'T. GIVE. A. F*CK.
  • Mother: He's always like this, there's no changing him. It didn't used to be this way... just *starts bawling harder*
  • Dr. Phil: I think there is a way to change him, and we'll find out more about that after these messages.
  • *Dr. Phil theme plays*
  • *The lights dim and every goes empty eyed and slack-jawed*
  • Gamer: Heh, this is weird. *nudges mom and whispers to her* Hey, we're getting paid for this, right. Hey, mom? ...Mom?
  • Mother: *completely unresponsive*
  • Dr. Phil: *completely unresponsive*
  • Audience: *completely unresponsive*
  • Gamer: Heh... this is REALLY weird. *looks around nervously*
  • Audience member: Hey!
  • Gamer: Huh?
  • Audience Member: I'm in the audience! Over here! My arms are strapped to the chair! You have to help me!
  • Gamer: *runs to the audience member*
  • Audience Member: Thank god, I thought I was the only one here left with any brains.
  • Gamer: *hastily undoing the straps* What the fuck is going on?
  • Audience Member: I don't know, but this definitely isn't Dr. Phil's show.
  • Gamer: Then what is it?
  • Audience Member: No clue, but we have to get out of here before the commercial breaks ends.
  • Gamer: *successfully undoes the straps*
  • Audience Member: C'mon! Let's go. *grabs the gamer by the arm*
  • Gamer: *resists* Wait a fucking minute. Why am I supposed to trust you?
  • Audience Member: Because I'm normal and everyone else is braindead if you haven't noticed.
  • Gamer: Yeah, but I'm not going anywhere until I know what's going on. Being on Dr. Phil is a huge opportunity for me to, y'know, advertise my brand. I'm a gamer if you haven't noticed.
  • Audience Member: Are you insane? Have you had a look around you? Does this anything happening right now seem normal to you? Who cares about your "brand". Do you even remember how you got here?
  • Gamer: Well... now that you mention, I can't really remember exactly.
  • Audience Member: Yeah, now let's get the fuck out of here.
  • *the gamer and audience member run through the back exit into the hallways*
  • *the Dr. Phil theme blares as the show returns from commercial break*
  • Gamer: My ears!
  • Audience Member: Move it! *jerks gamer's arm*
  • Gamer: Okay, calm down.
  • *the entire audience screams in unison*
  • Gamer: What the fuck is that!?
  • Audience Member: It's the reason we're running! Quick, in here!
  • *the duo duck into a cramped broom closest*
  • Gamer: Listen, you have to tell me what the fuck is going on right now!
  • Audience Member: Shh.
  • Gamer: Don't shush me!
  • Audience Member: *covers the gamer's mouth*
  • *agonized screaming and violently rumbling passes by the broom closest*
  • Gamer: Holy shit!
  • Audience Member: Stop yelling.
  • Gamer: How can I not yell when it sounds the gates of hell just passed by us!
  • Audience Member: You want it to turn back around and find us?
  • Gamer: Alright. I'll calm down... I'll. *start sobbing*
  • Audience Member: Please, please stop crying. You're too loud.
  • Gamer: I can't! I'm under a lot of stress!
  • Audience Member: You'll be dead if you don't shut the fuck.
  • Gamer: I never wanted any of this, I just wanted to go on Dr. Phil so people would recognize me on YouTube and I could become a popular Let's Player!
  • Audience Member: If you don't shut up right now, I'll-
  • *a snake bites the audience member's neck*
  • Audience Member: *eyes roll up*
  • Gamer: *screams like a baby*
  • *snakes slither under the closet door*
  • Gamer: *stumbles out of the closet and falls into hallway covered with snakes* Fuck me! Fuck me!
  • Gamer: *attempts to run away but falls beneath the snakes and into and empty void*
  • *agonized screaming echoes from all around*
  • Gamer: Am I in hell? I have to be in hell. You don't fall through a pool of snakes and wind up anywhere else but hell.
  • Dr. Phil: THERE IS NO HELL.
  • Gamer: Doc, is that you? If this isn't hell then where am I?
  • Dr. Phil: YOU'RE IN MY REALM SON. *Dr. Phil's face appears glowing in the distance, his eyes are empty sockets and his mouth hangs open*
  • Gamer: What the fuck are you?
  • Dr. Phil: I'M DOCTOR PHILIP.
  • Gamer: You're not Dr. Phil!
  • Dr. Phil: I NEVER SAID I WAS, SON. *a wall of gray human bodies lights up surrounding Dr. Phil's massive head, dr. phil's giant snake body slithers towards the gamer and opens its third eye* I'M DOCTOR PHILIP.
  • *the wall of bodies screams in unison as Dr. Phil devours the gamer*
  • *Dr. Phil theme plays loudly*
  • Dr. Phil: THE NEXT EPISODE IS STARTING. I'M LATE. *slithers into the wall of bodies and his snake body slowly transforms into a normal Dr. Phil's body*
  • Dr. Phil: *crawls onto the stage*
  • Dr. Phil: *dusts himself off* Woo, I went on quite an adventure.
  • Audience: *laughs*
  • Dr. Phil: I'm glad we can all find some time in our lives to laugh, but today's episode is covering something that is most certainly not a laughing matter. It's one of the most serious addictions striking America today and it's rarely talked about. I'm talking about people who love to pee on their mattresses and then pay people exorbitant amounts of money to suck their disgusting mattresses clean.
  • Audience: ... *someone clears their throat*
  • Dr. Phil: What's the matter?
  • Cameraguy: Spsss, Doc. That's not what the episode is about. It's about people with terrible gambling issues.
  • Dr. Phil: Oh, ah, fuck! Cut to commercial!

anonymous asked:

don't know if you watch pd101 but if you do could you pleaaaase write a kang daniel college!au? he has effectively ruined my life 🙃🙃🙃🙃

i do!! ill write a mini one for him ^^

  • major: public health + paramedic certificate because he wants to work as a part of an ER response team
  • sports: dance team, football team
  • is essentially the school sweetheart and everyone knows him as the guy who’d give you the shirt off his back if you asked
  • quite literally,,,,jisung played a joke once and asked daniel if he could borrow his shirt because his next period class was SUPER cold and daniel,,,,,,,,,,literally took off his shirt
  • rumor has it some chick fainted from the sight of his bare shoulders but no one knows if this was confirmed or not (seongwoo claims it totally is true)
  • but like he really does his best to try and help others out,,,especially freshman or younger students in the course who seem to be struggling with adjusting to like college life
  • he’s like the reliable big brother who is smiley and soft and will teach you silly dance moves on the quad
  • but is also super serious about helping people and isn’t scared of anything, from jumping into a fire to save someone in need of medical assistance to carrying people who’ve broken legs,,,,,,,
  • also let’s take a moment to imagine daniel in the paramedic like get up like the uniform,,,,thank u 
  • everyone thinks its super adorable that daniel’s first rescue story was saving his cat who got stuck in a tree
  • like how TYPICAL and CORNY but also,,,,,,he’s an angel who walks the earth amiright
  • seongwoo is always like “my bestfriend is going to be the next iron man~ captian,,,,where did you study again my dude??? canada?? captain CANADA” 
  • and daniel is like embarrassed but also,,,,,he loves his friends and is happy they support him but seriously captain canada thats worse than when jisung got the football team to refer to him as quarterback cat-lover
  • you’re actually one of the TAs for one of the tests in the paramedic course and there’s a requirement of paramedics being able to carry at least 125 pounds by themselves and you’re supposed to be checking off who can pick up the human dummy and who cant
  • and so you’re going down the list and ur like “next,,,,kang daniel?”
  • and you don’t look up when he steps over you just motion with your hand toward the dummy and you’re like “pick him up and walk three laps around the room”
  • and when you look up you almost drop your clipboard because ,,,, this handsome boy smiles and is like sure!! and uve never seen someone so happy to drag around a plastic human before
  • but there he is,,,,hosting the dummy up like it weighs n o t h i n g
  • and he turns to u and is like “can i try carrying two?” and ur like ,,,,uh,,,,,s,,,sure???
  • and once again he baffles you,,,picking up the other dummy and going on his merry way
  • and in what seems like the shortest period of time than everyone else you tested he does his three circles and stops in front of you
  • carefully setting the dummy’s down and wiping at his forehead,,,,that pretty grin on his face
  • and he’s like “all good??”
  • and ur like,,,,y,,,yes,,,,um,,,,,,,,yes you’re good
  • with a bow he says thanks and leaves the room and you’re like what,,,,,,who,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and you look down at his name again and you’re like “kang daniel,,,,,,,are you superhuman/!??!?!”
  • for the next week you can’t get him off your mind,,,and you’re sure it’s because he’s not only strong and cute but because you’ve been a TA for the program for this whole semester and no one has ever just looked that happy to do the tests
  • and one afternoon you’re eating lunch with a friend in the campus cafe when you spot daniel,,,,at a table with his health books stacked up near his tray (which is also stacked with food)
  • ad at some point ur friend is like heY,,, hEY stop staring you’re going to DROOL
  • and ur like !!!!!! WOOPS but they also nudge and are like “kang daniel huh? he’s cuuuuute~ go talk to him!!!” and ur like HA,,,I ,,,,,,,,wasn’tlookingathimiwaslookingathis,,,,,sandwich
  • and ur friend rolls their eyes but when u look back daniel???? is staring back at you
  • and when you make eye contact he perks up and waves and ur like ?????????? looking around and then pointing at urself and he nods and waves u over
  • and u get up and ur friend lets out a whistle as you go to sit beside him and ur like ,,,,hey,,,, and he smiles again and the way his cheeks go up and his teeth show is SO DAMN CUTE
  • and he’s like “not to sound full of myself but i noticed you were looking at me for a while, whats up?”
  • and you,,,,,,almost dIE of embarrassment on the spot because oh frick he saw you
  • but you’re also like o,,,oh i ,,,i was just,,,,,um,,,,,,ur the guy who carried two dummies at the test a week ago??? and i was like oH is that you or not you you kno-
  • but daniel just chuckles and closes his book 
  • and he’s like “yep that was me,,,,,but i dont think thats why you were looking.”
  • and you feel ur mouth go dry and you’re like i,,,, um– but daniel just points to your friend with his pen and is like “do you think they’ll be ok with me stealing you away for a little date to the movie tonight?”
  • and ur like!!!!!!!!! ,,,, o,,,oh and u look at ur friend who just shooting hearts and thumbs up at u
  • and daniel is like lol they remind me of jisung but ur also like ,,,, i,,,i think ,,, they’ll be ok with that
  • and daniel winks,,,handing you the pen and rolling up his sleeve
  • and he’s like “here, write your number down and ill call u to set up a time”
  • and u cant believe it as you’re scribbling down ur number,,,,,but it’s true he calls u around 7 and u guys go see a movie and it’s adorable and daniel is a gentleman through and through paying for everything,,,,,telling you he likes the way you look all serious during the dramatic scenes,,,,holding your hand when he takes you back to your dorm
  • even a light kiss on your forehead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it’s a dream come true
  • dating college!daniel: he is really good in all his classes but he tends to be LATE so he’s always rushing in the morning but he never fails to send you a ‘good morning, i love you’ text, doesnt really like coffee so u get into the habit of buying him smoothies and he thinks its cute how u remember this about him also those smoothies are really good for his vegetable intake u are so thoughtful, you and daniel adopt the newest paramedic trainee woojin, daniel is suchhhhh a tease he always sneaks up behind you when ur studying to wrap u up in his arms and kiss on your neck, jisung always makes faces when u guys pda but tbh he loVES seeing daniel so happy with you, seongwoo is like “im his original soulmate” but he’s just joking hehe, daniel sends u pics of cats he sees on the street, you guys get matching rings like a month into it because kang daniel goes HARD for love, favorite dates range from laser tag to night fireworks on the beach, thinks its cute when you wear his flannels to class or during finals because u guys are both studying and u cant see him so often but they remind you of him, daniel takes you with him to get his first tattoo and u hold his hand the whole time, he’s kinda bad at realizing he isnt invincible so sometimes ull find scrapes on him and have to bandage him up, did anyone say morning after laughter under the sheets: yeah i did for KANG DANIEL who loves skinship and YOU 

Feel Good

The Dawn Room- Get and Receive kind words.

The Thoughts Room- Watch your thoughts dissolve into space.

The Quite Place- Escape the world for a bit.

It Will Be Okay- Get some words of reassurance.

Soundrown- Extremely relaxing white noise.

Virtual Shower- Take a Virtual Shower and Relax.

Calm down- Nice music and background to clam you down.

Weather- Control the weather from sunny with birds to a thunderstorm.

Snowy Mood- Listen to the soft crunching of snow.

Self Harm alternatives- Don’t hurt yourself, baby, try these.

Feel happy- 10 thins to do when you feel crappy.

Stressed?- 99 coping methods for stress.

Take a break- Do nothing for two minutes and listen to waves.

Having a Bad day?- Things to keep in mind when you are.

Angry?- then look at these cute animals.

Need a hug?- Just click on it, guys.

Make every thing Okay- Press a button and make it all okay.

Was Someone Mean?- “talk” to them and get it out.

Important Mental Health posts- Take a look at these, it’ll help.

Encouraging posts- These are what you need.

Hotlines- Listed in order of hotline.

Re-hydrate- Cute app that grows a plant when you drink water.

Mental Heath and coping- Huge masterpost on multiple disorders and abuse.

Cramps- Yoga for Period cramps.

Napping- When to and how long to nap.

Bad day?- List of cute things to do to f=make you feel better.

Self care- 25 self-care tips to help out.

Need a Compliment?- Get an Emergency Compliment.

Relax with Sea creatures- Have cute babies follow your mouse.

Comfort Box- Make a box for your bad days, and be prepared.

Cut this and not yourself- Click and drag across the screen.

Open a window

14,000 things to be happy about for .16 cents

Watch a randomized tree grow

Therapy Coloring printables

Sexuality Definitions

Tips to Fall Asleep Fast

How to get up in the Morning

Fake Self Confidence

My Friend Needs Help

Panic Attack- My friend is having a Panic Attack.

Self-Harm- My friend self-Harms.

Addiction- My friend is addicted to drug or another substance.

Eating Disorder- My friend has an Eating Disorder.

Suicide- My friend wants to kill them self.

Art

Color Collective- A collection of colors and photography.

Skintone Swatches- 2 great references for skin color.

Skin detail- Adding quick detail to skin.

Blending tutorial- Article and Video.

Concept Cookie- Huge collection of Concept art and tutorials.

Hair palette- Hair colors and mixes chart.

Draw the Booty- Mini tutorial or drawing the booty.

Clouds- Realistic clouds tutorial.

Bubbles- Look at these beauties.

Grass- Video tutorial on Grass.

Portrait- How to draw a portrait in Photoshop.

Lighting- An ADVANCED video on lighting in Photoshop.

Underwater- Beginners Underwater tutorial.

Color Zones- Color Zones of the face and head.

Eyes- Really basic eye tutorial and face sections.

Heels- Basic tutorial For drawing heels (shoes).

Self-taught Artist?- Try this website for tips you may not have known.

Hands- Really useful hand sculpture, first three aren’t hands, but keep going.

Poses- List of useful human poses and such.

Sitting Poses- Poses used for drawing sitting humans.

Understanding anatomy- Chart of Human Anatomy.

Great Pintrest Boards- inspiration, Ideas, Illustration, Draw, Fanart, Concept.

Lessons- FREE, i repeat FREE, art lesson websites!

Psychology of Color- Explanation and charts of color stuff.

Mixing skin tones- Mixing of multiple of colors and ways of skin tone.

Color palettes- make sure you get your colors right.

Contour and Highlights- C and H of the human face.

How to draw: Hoods- Quick tutorial on hood proportion and placement.

How to Draw: Boobs in a shirt- Really helpful do’s and don'ts.

How to Draw: Hair- Long and short beginner hair tutorial.

How to Draw: Cartoon Faces- Basic faces and eyes, nose, and mouth.

Face Placement- Easy to read face placement chart.

How to Draw: Cartoon Hands- Quick Gif tutorial.

Hot to Draw: Cartoon Mouths- Helpful gif for mouth stuff.

Expressions- Awesome Facial Expression chart.

How to Draw: Arms- Great gendered arm reference.

Clothing- Neat do’s and don'ts for clothes.

Hair- Basic hair styles and colors.

Eye- Nice eye drawings to go off of.

More Clothes- Literally Clothes for EVERYTHING.

Kissies- Face positioning and mouths and stuffs.

Programs- A ton of FREE art programs to draw with and such.

Pixels Galore- Beginner guide at pixel art.

Tutorial Masterpost- Huge masterpost on drawing stuff and things.

Glitch Effect- This Hella cool thing oh my gosh.

Draw your Hand in 3D

Writing (*Cracks Knuckles* My Specialty)

Falling Out of Love

Character building

Make your own family history

Plot a complex novel in a day

Punctuating Dialogue(English)

Tips for writing Smut

Naming Characters

Pixar’s Tips for writing a Story

Insecure about your Writing? Read this.

Make a Likable Protagonist

Character Motivations importance

Body Language

How to Write: Flashbacks

Is your Chapter Good?

How to Write: Action Scenes

Writing Multiple Point of Views

When not to Write(Important)

Constructive Comments

Writing a Series

Summaries

Subtle signs of Love

Are you ready to get Published?

Genera Characteristics

Is that Plagiarism? Better check!

Looking for that word?

Writing exercises

Illegal Information

Amazing Masterpost for writers reference

Fill your Journal up

Writer’s Block? Try this.

750 Words a Day

Fancy Last Names

Greek Mythology Database

Writing Jobs you may not have known about

School

Planner- Neat print-out planner.

Prioritize and Stick to it tips- studying tips and habits.

Manage Exam Anxiety

Apps to control Procrastination

Be a master Note Taker

Find the right place to Study

Study daily, don’t cram before the test!

Planning an Essay

Dealing with School related Stress

Effective Studying Techniques

Manage your Time

Reading and Researching

Google Citations

Googling Tips

When Study Breaking(Three)

How to: Pull an all-nighter

School Supplies Masterpost

Games

Orisinal- Absolutely adorable games to relax to.

Tetris

Make- Burgers, Ice Cream, Pancakes, Pizza, and Tacos.

Piano Keyboard

Adventure Time Princess Maker(Awesome)

Lots of Pokemon

Trivia Galore

Free Indie Games(that will occupy you for hours)

Make a squid(Mine is so cute)

Dress up game masterpost

Make awesome Sand art

Flow(Kinda like spore)

Fly Guy

Filler

Draw a stickman and go on an Adventure

Make some Plants

Coma(Really cute, Kinda confusing)

Alter Ego(This game is so amazing, Please play it)

Terrifying irl games

Akinator(Actual Magic)

Chain Reaction(addictive)

Silk Art

Space Invaders

Balance some stuff

Go through a maze with your mouse

Holy mother of Pacman

Surround the cat

Portal knockoff(But it’s still good)

Sticky blobs

Free Cards Against Humanity

Cookie Clicker

Free Plants Vs. Zombies

Neat Color Game

The End(Really Cool Platformer)

Machinarium(This is so amazing)

Psychological RPGs that mess with you

RPG Games with Description(all free)

One and One story

Vocabulary Game

Pretentious

I saw her standing there(It has Zombies, guys)

Hover

Paint a Nebula

Pointer Pointer(check it out)

Light and shadow thingy

Paint with some Fire

Infinite Line

Play with a Blob

Shakespearean insult generater(for some laughs)

Interactive Movie

Make awesome figurines and buy them

go for a walk, or run, or fly…

Get your anger out and have fun

Try and stop watching this

Music Catch 2

Choice of a Dragon

Online Lego Builder

100 Best Free PC Games

Jelly Cannon

Kaleidoscope spinny maker Thing

Impasse

Hungry Blocks

Hangman

Clothing

Ways to tie a scarf

Visual guide to a shitton of stuff

Vintage and Indie- 1 2 3 4 5

Punk/Grunge- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Ten dollar Mall(where has this been all my life?)

Lily’s Boutique

Tons of Cat shirts

How to: Were X thing

Cheap and cute clothes(Sammydress)

Use the code “ThankU15” for 15% off

Flower Crowns

1015.com cute and cheap clothes

Cute, Cheap, and free shipping to the U.S

Lingerie under 5 dollars!

T-shirts all under 10$

Cute ass skirts under 10$

DressLink.com

Jewelry under 5$

Like 2$ Skeleton Tights

Skull sweatshirt for 20$

Lacey Thigh-highs for 2$

Cute Anti-Duck masks for 8$

6$ self defense Key Chain

Clothes from that TV show you liked

More Cute Ass leggings for 8$

Another Dust mask for 15$

Weird face Dust Mask(again) for 3$

Cool teeth printed Dust Masks for 5$

Red and Black under bust Corset For 18$

Just My size

Pastel Goth(Adorable asf)

How to thrift shop

Fitness

Lazy Girl Workout

Yoga poses at your desk

Ultimate Booty workout

27 Squat Variations

Back on fire, back workout

Easier Push-ups for people who can do zero(like me)

2 Minute Pre-Shower Routine

Increase Flexibility

Tighten your abs

Before you go to school or work yoga

Workout Ideas Masterpost

Yoga Masterpost

DIY spa

Face:

Blueberry Yogurt Mask

Cucumber and Parsley Mask

Mango aloe toner

Apple Honey Acne Facial

Indian Cleansing Milk for Oily skin

Lavender Oatmeal Mask

Avocado Facial Mask

Peppermint Lip Scrub

Sugar Lip Scrub

Hair:

Hair Color Booster

Protective Hair Mask

Hydrating Hair Mask

Avocado Hair Mask

Love Potion #9-Hair rejuvenation

Strengthening Hair Mask

Body:

Wake up Scrub

Dry Skin Creme

Almond Body Scrub

Sunburn Solution

Rose water body lotion

Feet:

Overnight Foot mask

Foot Soak

Cracked heel treatment

Beach Sand Scrub

Hand:

Hand Peel

Gardeners’ Hand Scrub

Lemon and sugar scrub

Lavender Hand Creme

Bath:

Homemade Bath Salts

Tea Balls

Tub Tea

Bath Fizzies

Neat ass Rose Water

Sage and Fennel Bath Melt

Bubble Bath Paint(Woah)

How To: Make your Own Bath Bomb

Extra:

How to: Hot Towel

Meditation- You can also go to your smarthphone’s app store and buy some guided mediation apps. Of course, you can always Google Meditation for Help.

Extras

Complete Text of Shakespeare’s plays

Read Any Book

Color based on the time

Some some books for .1 cents

Live Animal feeds!

The hobby masterpost

Watch a movie with an internet Friend

Pun Generator

How to: make a glitter jar

Masterpost of interesting Links

Masterpost of spooky stories

Look at 100,00 stars

Who do you write like?

Orca follows your mousse

Live porn search feed- seriously just click it

That spinny thing from when you were a kid

Check your Post Limit

Open Sea Cam

How to: Origami

Sleep calculator

Cute OTP things

How to: Blanket Nest

So many Documentaries

Adventure Time Masterpost

Wind currents of the earth RIGHT NOW(Really Neat)

Click to make rectangles

Listen to Wikipedia getting Edited

Acrobots(so much fun)

Cheap fidget toys- good for anxiety

Cheap ass books

Cool Fact Generater

Find Reaction Gifs(three)

One second on the Internet

Make a note that will self destruct after read

Make your Dream Home

Puppy licks you screen

NoSleep Reddit Forum

Urban Legends

Cheap posters

Dots move to your mouse

Buy your own groceries, you chair

How to: GROW THE FUCK UP

Make your Pens as Beautiful as you are

How To: Not even give a Fuck

Funny Bloopers- 1 2 3

Crafts Gone Horribly Wrong

99 Life Hacks

How much of X food/drink would it take to end you?

How to: Pick the Perfect Video Game

How things have changed since you were Born

Have an out of Body Experience Tips

A Washcloth Getting Wrung out in Space

You can Actually Beat Snake 

Food

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Ramen Noodle Stir fry

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chili-Cheese Ramen

Egg drop Ramen

Spinach and Ramen

Ramen Spaghetti

Ramen Alfredo

Ramen n’ Cheese

Stuff in a mug:

Cheesy Eggs

Cheese and broccoli eggs

Mac n’ Cheese

Meatloaf

Nutella Cake

Cheesecake

Brownie

Chocolate Chip Cookie

More:

Potato

Corn on the Cob

Scalloped Potatoes

White Rice

Fried Rice

Baked Potato

Chicken Casserole

Garlic Chicken

Chicken Soup Casserole

Soft Chicken Tacos

Microwavable Pancakes

no-bake energy bars

vegan french toast

banana pops breakfast wrap

vegan pancakes

spinach and eggs  

baked eggs with red sauce and greens

honey butter chicken biscuits chocolate waffles  

pizza omlette

cinnamon sugar french toast sticks  

cheesy bagels whole wheat greek yogurt pancakes  

pizza bites

parsely pesto pasta stuffed aubergine boats

sausage and mushroom risotto  

tortilla soup deep dish chocolate chip cookie  

crab cakes blue cheese drop biscuits

coconut chicken soup  

cowboy steaks

asparagus white bean pesto pasta  

spice up your hot chocolate  

butterbeer recipe 100 cal snacks  

sweet potato fries

peanut butter milkshake  

strawberry banana ice cream  

cinnamon carrot chips with honey yogurt dip  

parmesan roasted broccoli  

greek salad skewers dressed up popcorn buffalo chicken dip  

baked apple chips fried sweet plantains

coconut milk whipped cream  

zuccini + cheese  

fruit dip  

ice cream sandwich  

magic cocoa recipe

triple chocolate mousse cake

cake batter ice cream  

mini chocolate chip muffins  

easy baked doughnuts  

chocolate pie  

almond joy smoothie milkshake  

raw strawberry cheesecake white chocolate mousse cupcake  

toasted coconut chocolate chip cookies

cinnamon rolls (gluten free)  

mini pumpkin cheesecakes more cupcakes  

red velvet chocolate swirled brownie bars chocolate and pomegranate cake

Make-Up

Brushes:

Face Brushes

Eye Brush cheat sheet

Brush 101

Sponges and uses for ‘em

Face:

Routine Flow Chart

Even Skin tone

Contour your Face Shape

Right Blush for your Skin tone

Applying Liquid Foundation

How to use Concealer

Eyes:

Tips for the Smokey Eyes

How To: Winged Eyeliner

Bridal Eye Makeup

Fall Makeup Ideas

Perfect Smokey for your Eye Shape

Mascara Hacks

How to: Mascara

Using Mascara as Eyeliner

How To: Apply False Lashes

Eyebrow:

Grooming and Shaping Tutorial

Tips and Tricks 101

Eyebrow Tutorial(more)

7 Tips

Lips:

Nude Lipstick Guide

MAC Lipstick Dupes

The Red Lip Rule Book

17 Perfect Lips Tips

Perfect Pin for your Skin Tone

Perfect Orange for your Skin Tone

Ten Commandments of Lipstick

Do’s and Don’ts of Dark Lipstick

Some YouTube Tutorials:

Pixiwoo

Tanya Burr

Katerina

Lauren Curtis

MsRosieBea

Zoellas

CutiePieMarzia

Michelle Phan

MakeupbyCamilla2

Hair

Your Probably Washing it Wrong?

Longer, Thicker, And Sexier Hair

The Perfect Ponytail

Lazy Girl Hairstyles

5 Updo Hairstyles

29 Inspiring Hairstyles

Perfect Messy Bun

Ways to Braid

Three Braid Updo

no heat curls

straight hair with no heat

5 hairstyles for medium hair

5 ways to wear a beanie

Crafts (May have overdone this a bit)

Homemade Crayon Lipblam

Tissue Paper Flowers

Cloud Nightlights

Calm Bottle

Jellyfish in a jar

Craft on a Low Budget

Crochet for Beginners

Knitting for Beginners

Free Knitting Patterns

10 Other Uses for Nail Polish

DIY rainbow welcome Mat

BOMB ASS FUCKING NAILS

Make your own Rock Candy

Unicorn Fart Vials

Tabletop Ice Hockey

Origami Paper Nesting Cats

Pixie Dust Pendent

Sparkly ass silly putty

Birthday Candle Crown

Glow in the Dark Water Balloons

Felt wire Crown

Oceanic Crafts

Sail Ice Cubes

Pipe cleaner Princesses

Origami Blinking Eye

Diamond Pipe Cleaner Tutorial

Melted Snowman Ornament

DIY Mustaches- One and Two

DIY Desktop Sandbox

DIY Glitter Tattoos

Hairstyle Doll with growing/shortening Hair

Googly Eye Flip Flops

Lunch bag Drawings

Pom Pom Necklace

Wooden Gem Illusion

Bread Tag Monsters

Cardboard Loom(I’ve done this and can definitely say to try it)

Blessing Bag

Tin Can Lanterns

Leak-Proof Water Blob

20 Uses for Cupcake Liners

Hanging String Balls

Make Stuff Out of Cereal Boxes

Turn an Old Hardcover Book into a Notebook 

Quizzes

What Kind of Nerd are You?

Are you more like Sam or Dean Winchester

Adventure time Character based on Diet

What LEGO Movie Character are you?

What Makes you Hot?

Can we Guess your Favorite Color?

What Teen Titan are you?

What Big Hero 6 Character are you?

Which Invader Zim Character are you?

Which Scooby-Doo Character are you?

Which Titanic Character are you?

Which Full House Character are you?

Which Walking Dead Character are you?

Which Grey’s Anatomy Character are you?

What do People Always Underestimate About you? 


I’ll Update as often as I can with new stuff so stay tuned! 

-Deks

Yes, everybody I know there are no links! Tumblr updated one day and they just disappeared! Sadly, this was a great master post but that’s the end of that!
Insta Live -Daniel Seavey

Requested: Yes 

I got the request for a random Daniel imagine, so this came from scratch. Hope it works!

Word Count: 1,111 !!!  (sorry i thought that was a cool number ok?)

Synopsis: Story in which your relatively new boyfriend and you bicker like a married couple whilst enjoying a game night. Your relationship gets revealed over an Instagram live stream. 


“Cheater! You aren’t allowed to do that!” Daniel threw his hands in the air and shouted.  You slid your metal game piece across the board and took a pile of colorful, fake money. “Last time I checked, you didn’t make up the rules to Monopoly. Did you?” you jokingly snapped back at him. Your boyfriend of one month sat across from you and stared down at the intense board game that was unfolding. “You always win! It’s not fair. There either has to be something I’m not understanding, or the more probable option: You are a dirty little cheater!”  

 “But I’ve played this way my whole life!”

 “I don’t care! That is the most stupid rule I have ever heard of!” Daniel yelled and tossed his Monopoly piece into the air. You fell back onto the floor in a fit of laughter. There was only one thing better than beating Daniel at Monopoly: Daniel getting fake mad about it.

Then, he joined you in laughter as well, finally breaking character. The boy couldn’t act angry with you for more than a minute and everyone knew it.

“Hey! You two!” Jack marched through the hallway of the Why Don’t We house—iPhone in hand. “I’m trying to do a live stream on Instagram and you are screaming over my thoughts!” He swung open the door and panned the camera across the room, revealing the messy game night set up that you two had created. You and Daniel sat on the ground of the living room, surrounded by pillows and blankets. A bowl of popcorn had been overturned in the process.

Instinctually, you held a hand over your face. “Jack! I didn’t sign up to have my face broadcasted to thousands of people.” Of course, you were half joking. You knew that when you started dating Daniel, people would eventually find out and would probably give you extra social media attention for it. So yes, tons of people would see your face at some point. There was just one little problem. You and Daniel had yet to go public with your relationship. A lot of fans speculated your relationship status, but most were still convinced that you two were good friends.

Jack laughed at your camera shyness and started reading off the flood of comments. 

“OMG I SHIP.”

“Is that y/n?”

“#yourshipname is real.”

“Date already!”

 Jack raised his eyebrows and winked at both of you. “Looks like they want you two to stop dancing around the obvious.”

 You gave Jack the evil eye and shook you head. “I have no idea what you are talking about. The only obvious thing here is that I am beating Daniel’s butt.” Daniel raised a hand to his chest, pretending to be shocked. “Not true, y/n! I am a Monopoly master!” You waved your stack of bills in front of your face and proceeded to play along with his banter. “C’mon Daniel. Don’t lie to your fans. It’s not nice.”

Daniel protested again, pushing his default accusation that you were cheating.

“I think you’ve landed yourself a spot in that Monopoly jail cell. I suspect foul play!”

You cupped a hand around your ear and plastered a puzzled look on your face. “Sorry. What was that? I can’t hear you over all of this cash.”

“Fine, fine. You’ve got me,” he raised his hands in surrender. “Win. Lose. I don’t care, because at the end of the day, I still get to kiss your face. So, who’s the real winner here?”

Your eyes widened. His comment actually caught you by surprise. Despite your prior agreement to keep your relationship on the down low, he seemed to be revealing it all on camera. Jack’s jaw dropped at Daniel’s flirtatious response.

“Well there you have it folks! The cat is out of the bag!” The comments immediately started going wild again.

Heat began running to your cheeks, so Daniel reached over and gave your hand a squeeze. “Sorry, love. I couldn’t resist that one. I saw the opportunity and I had to take it.”

Jack passed the phone off to Daniel. “I think you are getting quite a few questions. (yourshipname) is taking over my live.” Daniel grinned at the viewers’ reactions. “Aw y/n they think you are cute! Come talk to the fans.” 

There was no going back now, so you chose to finally embrace being in the public eye. Your boyfriend’s eyes scanned the comments as they poured in.

What’s her name?

- Well this is y/n y/l/n. I think she’s pretty cool.”

Where did you meet?

-We met at The Grove in L.A. I was trying to pull ‘a Jonah’ and just go up and talk to her, because I thought she was really pretty and probably out of my league.” You could feel yourself start to blush again so you ducked out of frame.

Daniel laughed at your attempt to avoid the attention and reached out to grab your arm. “Nooo y/n. They want you to come back!” He moved so that he was sitting next to you and pulled you into his side. “Look!” he said as he gestured towards the crowd of humans on the other end of the screen. “They are being super nice!” Daniel was excited to finally be able to gush over you, so you couldn’t object.

You read through more of the questions and picked out one that caught your eye.

Can you tell us a secret about Daniel? ;)

“Ooh someone asked if I could spill some dirt on you!” you teased. “I can’t say no to that. Can I?” He rolled his eyes in response. You guys were always playfully trying to push each other’s buttons.

“Well. Daniel was actually late on our first date.”

“Hey! In my defense, I was-”

“I know I know,” you interrupted. “He claims that he was late because he spent too long holding the door for all of the people exiting the mall.”

Daniel slung his arm over your shoulders and looked you in the eyes. “It’s true! I promise!” All you could do was laugh at how honestly innocent he was.

“I know! If that excuse came out of anyone else’s mouth, I wouldn’t have believed them. But, that definitely sounds like something you would do. You’re too nice sometimes.”

Daniel kissed your cheek and smiled. His eyes always lit up the same way when he looked at you and fans definitely noticed. The way his eyes scanned your face was what made people doubt your “just friends” act in the first place.

 “Hey!” Jack shouted from the other side of the room. “No PDA on my Instagram live!”


Just some quick Daniel humor/ kinda fluff 

Hope you enjoyed! 

-Faith

P.S. Message me if you need anything :-)

anonymous asked:

Hello!! You def don't have to do this it here's a small Drabble idea: what if, during season 9 and when cas is a human, he's able to adopt a cat for the bunker bc dean is a softie even though he's allergic and cas happens to be allergic too and dean comforts him about it?? I love fics that are sweet and soft!! Anyway, have a nice day!!

I love sweet and soft fics too! Thank you for the prompt <3

I may have… gone overboard. Because Team Free Will and pets. Hope you enjoy!

(read on ao3)

The dog is first.

Castiel catches it sniffing around their trash cans one night after Dean’s shoved him in the direction of the door, bags gripped loosely in hand and grumbling to himself. If you sleep here and you eat here, you help with the chores.

It’s bony and its fur is matted down by the rain, but it lopes right on up to him with its tongue wagging when he offers it the half-eaten take-out on the top of the garbage pile. Its limping gait and war-hardened eyes remind Castiel very much of himself, before the Winchesters kindly rescued him. Castiel looks uneasily back towards the door.

He sleeps here and eats here. He takes out the garbage. This is his home as much as it is Sam and Dean’s, he has been assured countless times since The Fall, so he is also allowed to say who comes and who goes.

“Alright. But just for tonight,” he tells it.

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anonymous asked:

Hi! I was hoping you could do a HC where jimin and JK are married already and are stable enough to start a family and jimin really wants to become a papa already and really wants to adopt a baby boy, so when they go out shopping or something JM drops little hints like pointing at baby clothes or something but JK is cutely oblivious to what JM means, fluff basicsllyI know you don't do mpreg but I was wondering if you are comfortable with adoption! If you aren't that's totally fine too! I get it!

i am literally dying i love this. i might change it to a baby girl tho, we’ll see. fluff lfuffll fluff i love this concept. PS: this is gonna take place in canada just because i don’t really know how adoption works in korea lol. hope you don’t mind. i just don’t wanna mess things up. BTW i’m sorry i don’t know how adoption works that well, i googled it and everywhere was like “it depends!” so i’m just doing it however lmao. THIS GOT SO MUCH MORE DRAMATIC THAN PLANNED I AM SORRY! this is the first time i cried at my own fic ok

+ “Jungkook look! So cute!” Jimin pretty much squealed. Jungkook turned around to see Jimin holding up a pair of pink baby sandals. 

+ “I think they might be a bit too small for you baby,” Jungkook teased. Jimin’s nose scrunched cutely in frustration. He put the shoes down and followed Jungkook through the mall. 

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lilysflowershop  asked:

I can't get to the rules because the link isn't working on mobile? But if this is something you don't do, feel free to just delete! I think I remember your rules though. Okay so how do you think MTMTE Rodimus, poly Cygate, Rung and Getaway would react to their human s/o being able to turn into a kitty whenever they want? I hope that's not too many characters but I put Getaway in there for you ;D

*Gasps!*  You know me so well!  Omfg!  <3

Rodimus:  

  • He’s actually not as shocked as you’d thought he’d be, but remember, their whole race is centered around transformation.  He just sees this as your ‘alt mode’.  
  • “Really?  Neat!  I didn’t know humans could do that!  Oh, not all humans?  Just you?  Huh.  Well that’s neat.  I always knew you were special, though.  *wink*”  
  • Asks you if this makes you a predacon or a maximal.  (You spend nearly the entire day pondering this.)
  • Likes to pet you when your in your ‘alt mode’.  Mostly just with the tip of his finger while you curl up on his desk as he doodles absentmindedly (he’s so worried about hurting you.  You’re already so much smaller than him!  Help!)
  • He gets so annoyed when you go running off around the ship as a cat and he can’t find you.  Please, s/o.  You’re going to get stepped on.  Get out of those vents, you don’t know what’s in there! (sorry, Skids)  S/o please, you’re killing him.
  • Would prefer if you don’t ride in his alt mode in cat form.  Nothing personal, but that interior is very hard to replace and those claws look rather… sharp.  You understand.

Tailgate/Cyconus:

  • Tailgate is surprisingly a bit suspicious at first, but only because his only experience with cats is Ravage and that’s enough to put anyone on edge.  But once he gets used to it, he’s totally enamored with your cat form.  Oh my gosh!  You are just the cutest!  
  • Cyclonus is proud that you posses such a unique a remarkable skill, but… why a cat, s/o?  Couldn’t you have chosen something larger and less easy to squish?  He worries.
  • Tailgate is able to get the most out of petting you because he’s about (or just a bit larger) than the size of an average human.  His favorite thing is when you sit on his shoulder as a cat since your relatively similar heights make it impossible for you to do so as a human.
  • Cyclonus tries to keep the petting to a minimum at first because you’re still a person and his s/o no matter what form you take, and he would never want to make you feel uncomfortable or awkward.  If you mention that it is definitely more than okay for him to rub your belly, well that’s another story.  Those sharp, pointy claws of his feel absolutely amazing as he ever so gently scratches you behind the ears.
  • You know never have to worry about missing anything during movie night.  You’re able to perch comfortably on top of Cyclonus’ helm as he holds Tailgate gently on his lap.  It’s an amazing system, and best of all you only need one seat.

Rung:

  • He asks you about a million questions when you first explain it to him (or at least he’ll wait to make sure you’re comfortable with answering first.  His curiosity can wait.)  He gets the biggest, warmest smile on his face when you show him for the first time.  
  • He advises you not to go running around the ship as a cat however, or at least not in any particularly crowded areas like Swerve’s.  You may be faster and more agile in this form, but all it would take is for Trailcutter to loose his balance, or for Fort Max not paying attention to where he was going and- oh it doesn’t even bear thinking about!
  • Whenever he’s feeling sad or lonely or stressed, you always curl up on his lap and purr to tell him everything’s alright.  The effect gently running his fingers through your soft fur has on him is positively therapeutic and he’s more grateful for your perception and your kindness than you will ever know.  (Maybe next time you stop for a shore leave visit, Rung will look into getting a therapy animal for his patients.)
  • His favorite thing is when you curl up over his spark for a little cat nap.  Rung never lets you sleep in his bed for fear of accidentally hurting you, but he’s perfectly happy to lie back and rest his eyes for a bit while you purr contentedly on his chest.
  • Just please whatever you do, please don’t jump up on his model display shelf.  Those are very rare you know.  He spent ages putting that last one together.  S/o!  S/o, no!  Get off the bookcase!  This has really gone on long enough!  You are not being funny!  And that is most definitely not a safe space to nap!  S/o!   

Getaway:

  • Oh my god, this boy is so impressed, you’ll never hear the end of it!  He showers you with compliments.  How you’re so clever to be able to do that!  How special and unique you are!  How adorable you look in this form!  How proud he is of you!  (You can’t tell if he really means it or if he’s just trying to boost your ego but either way it feels nice)
  • “Look!  Look, s/o!  We match!”  “*sigh*”
  • He’s the aft that’s always scooping you up in cat form to nuzzle you, or squeeze your paws, or rub your tummy.  You’d be offended, but he does this kind of thing when you’re a human as well, so at least he’s consistent.
  • Asks you all kinds of ridiculous questions that you just roll your eyes over.  “Hey, s/o, who do you think would win, you or Ravage?’  “Win what, exactly?  Like in a fight?  Or a popularity contest?  Or a game of Monopoly?  What?”  “Yes.”  “…”
  • “Who’s a good kitty?  Who’s a good little kitty widdy?”  “Not you, that’s for damn sure.”
  • You get the sense that he’s a little too eager for you to test your powers, but that could just be your paranoia talking.  It’s not like that prank where he had you break into Rodimus’ office was anything dangerous or anything.  He just wanted to see the inside of it for kicks….  Right?  

anonymous asked:

My dude, I don't know how much you know about Norse Myth, but I was reading some and it turns out, the goddess Freyja cries tears of gold and I couldn't stop thinking about a "son of Freyja" kind of thing for Gavin because of that one picture you drew of him crying gold and I got really excited and needed to tell you. Also, Freyja's chariot is pulled by cats, she's beautiful, and she loves pretty things and its just so FAHC Gavin and I just really needed you to know.

bruh i LOVE mythology in general and espaically norse myth but i did NOT know this!!!!!!!!! this is so rad!!! but ooooooooo he could also be a child of Sif couldnt he like i know her hair is kinda a wig but this is blending myth adn reality so anything goes but SOOOOO 


A son of Freya, a son of love and beauty, sex and gold and war and death and magic

a beautiful boy with cat eyes, his mother glinting in his hair, his smile, his necklaces, rings, clothes, wreaking havoc on the city where death follows his every step, entranced by the glittering golden boy, and because he is a dutiful son he brings his mother her due,, half of the men he’s killed goes to her and the other to his earthly father figures. He’s a mortal immortal sitting in a Valhalla of his own making, pretends human blood courses through his veins while meat and mead (mostly mead) flow freely, but he cant hide his true nature when it counts, when his mother shines through every sharp grin, every pose, every laugh. When the Golden Boy walks the streets of Los Santos looking for a fight with his mother in step besides him and the Gods look down at a miniature Ragnarok unfolding before their very eyes.


my dude fyck yeaaaaaaaaa i love youuuuuu

k-192  asked:

Can I ask for an scenario about the imagine of "hiding an injury from War and then he finds out"? (And if you don't mind, can you add Death and Azrael too?) >\\\< Thank you!! ^^ Tbh this is my favorite imagines blog so far!

I’ll have to add Azrael and Death in the morning 😘 xx p>You try to suck in a steadying breath as you wind the century old bandages around the enormous bite in your calf. After your narrow escape from a Goreclaw, you’d managed to convince War that you needed to stop for the night, without letting on that you needed to rest your wounded leg or you might risk losing it. 

As the sun sunk below the city’s skyline, War pushed you into the back of what used to be an art gallery. You attributed the tears rolling down your face to the sadness you felt looking at all of your destroyed history, rather than the tremendous pain you were in physically. War seemed to buy it, although he still looked skeptical when you bit your lip and whimpered. 

War was reluctant to leave you alone, but you insisted that he not accompany you to the bathroom. He waited outside the gallery’s loos all the same. Inside, you were having a hell of a time trying not to cry out too loudly as you washed and bound your injury. It wasn’t any easier with War shouting through the half-rotted wooden door, “Are you finished?” 

“Just a second!” comes your strained reply. Semi-satisfied, you hobble out of the bathroom, ignoring War’s suspicious stare as you stumble past. “I’m just tired, War,” you try to reassure him. Indeed, you are exhausted, so he stands over you whilst you lay your jumper down as a make-shift pillow and thump down onto it with a sigh. 

You were asleep when he found out. 

You’re jostled awake by a livid looking War, who’s glaring fiercely at your leg and baring his teeth. You follow his gaze and pale at the sight. There’s blood oozing through your bandages and dripping onto the cold, marble floor. It pools around your feet at an alarming rate and you start to feel sick. 

“Why, the Hell would you keep this from me?!” he bellows, ripping the bandage off your leg, roughly and pressing fresh cloth to the wound. You thought, at first, that it was cloth from his own cloak, what with how red the damn thing was. But you realised with a sinking feeling in your gut, that it was already soaked through with your own blood. You don’t remember much of what happened after that. 

— 

You awaken once more to find War hovering over you, his expression worn and concerned. He’s pouring some sort of fluorescent, green liquid onto your leg. And by God it hurts. War’s face shifts into a scowl when you start to scream. It only deepens when he stops and you start to cry. 

You succumb to the lull of sleep shortly after the pain begins to fade. 

“What was that stuff?” 

You’d come around about 20 minutes ago and to say it was awkward was an understatement. War had refused to acknowledge you, aside from checking that your wound wasn’t bleeding. Sometimes, he had to hold you down with his Tremor gauntlet so that you’d let him examine the bite. 

“A poultice,” he sighs, “from Vulgrim. He thought it might come in handy…” The horseman sneered at the memory of the demon merchant practically forcing the healing potion into War’s hand, insisting that he take it for your sake. Why Vulgrim gave a damn is still beyond War’s comprehension. 

The sound of your moan draws his attention back down to you as you struggle to sit up properly. “Ugh, remind me to thank him,” you grunt, taking War’s proffered hand and allowing him to drag you upright. You squint through your sleepy haze up at the horseman and wince at the stern look on his face. 

“…You’re lucky I discovered it in time,” he grits out, “Any longer without a healing potion, and you’d’ve died from infection…” The abruptness of his statement makes you feel a tad sick all over again, but you push the nausea aside in favour of examining your leg. To your surprise, the bite is little more than the size of a cat scratch, and just as deep. A far cry from the inch deep incisions you’d sported beforehand. 

You test your leg, stretching it out and hissing when it stings in protest. 

“Easy!” War reprimands, settling a stilling hand on your thigh, “You’ll only hurt yourself further.” He stares at you for a long time whilst you chew your lip and avidly try to avoid his intense gaze. 

“Y/n?” he finally asks, causing your eyes to flit up to meet his. 

“Yeah?” you mumble. 

His mouth draws into a grim line and his brow furrows upwards a little, “Do you have any idea of how close you just came to death?”  When you don’t respond, he continues. “Too close. Too close for my liking,” he states, but his voice has softened considerably since your life was no longer in such imminent danger. 

“I’m sorry War,” you mutter, shyly. A soft sigh captures your attention and you look up to see him regarding you worriedly. 

“Just…” now it’s his turn to avoid your gaze, “Just don’t hide something like this from me again, alright?” 

Blinking up at him, surprised, you reply, “I just didn’t want to cause any trouble.” 

“Yes, and look how well that turned out,” he grumbles, indicating your semi-healed leg. Ashamed, you duck your head and chew on your bottom lip self-consciously. Above you, you hear a rumbling sigh before you feel a heavy, metal hand pat your knee, taking care to avoid your injury. War blows air out through his nose and scrutinises you, glowering. 

“Stop worrying about what I think,” he suddenly states, causing you to raise an eyebrow up at him. “I would not think less of you if you were injured, Y/n,” he explains, “You’re human. You get hurt, you might die. I want to prevent that….” War’s show of concern for your wellbeing touches you in a way you haven’t felt for a long, long time. 

“Alright, War,” you nod bashfully, “I’ll let you know next time something takes a chunk out of my leg.” He huffs, but looks at least somewhat satisfied with that answer. War grunts as he places his hand on your shoulder and pushes you down onto the ground, making sure your head hits the make-shift pillow. 

“Sleep,” he orders, never taking his eyes off your leg. He almost looks guilty, you notice. 

Smiling, you reach up your hand and pat the top of his gauntlet, “Thanks for the help, big guy.” 

War looks mildly shocked at that, but he swiftly turns his head away to the side and barks out a gruff, “I said, sleep.” Your eyes unfortunately close before you spot the way his azure eyes travel from the far wall back to your leg and he hums, a worried sound that wouldn’t sit right with you, had you been awake to hear it…. 

Okay so I might have fallen a little bit in love with my own fic, so here’s the follow-up to yesterday Lilo fairy fic. Still very PG, but there’s some kissing this time!

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Living with Liam is great.

Not that Louis lives with him, of course, he just happens to spend most of his time in Liam’s house. It’s just convenient. You don’t have to worry about a great hulking bird eating you, and at night it’s even warmer than sleeping with squirrels.

At first Louis comes in the evening when Liam’s back from work, keeps him company in his human form while Liam makes dinner, then eats half of what Liam’s cooked just so Liam doesn’t have to eat alone. He’s selfless that way.

And when it becomes clear that Liam likes having him around and that he’s sad when Louis leaves, well, Louis decides to stay.

He likes Liam’s little house. It’s not very big at all, in fact it’s just one large room and a smaller one where Liam washes himself, but it’s got a lot of nook and crannies where a tiny fairy might hide (being tiny is a good thing when you’re a fairy. Louis is the tiniest of them all), and he doesn’t waste time in making himself a little nest into a discarded shoe box at the top of a bookshelf, just in case.

But what he likes most of all is Liam’s bed. It’s huge and it’s got pillows and a very pretty patchwork comforter that apparently was made by Liam’s mum when he was a baby. A few patches have images on them, ducks and bunnies and even fairies (none of them are as pretty as Louis, but they’re not too bad), and Louis likes to trace them with his fingertip when he listens to Liam tell him about all these weird human things Louis’s never really bothered to learn about.

He also likes to transform into a cat and go to sleep curled up against Liam’s warm belly, scratching Liam’s hand until Liam gets the hint and pets him. Then in the morning when Liam gets up to go to work (Liam’s tried to explain “work”, but it mostly sounds boring to Louis and he’s not quite sure why humans waste time on it), Louis-the-cat curls up under the covers, right in the hot spot where Liam’s body was, and goes back to sleep.

It’s a lovely way to live, and Louis’s already set on doing this for a good few years when Liam comes home from work one night and tells him to leave.

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This is kind of funny because I didn’t want to write for some time. @mexaina this is your fault, and it’s also your fault I can’t write NSFW for you, you little monster. Hope you still like it.

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Kidd had always liked big cats; they were gorgeous, fucking intelligent, and damn elegant. Kidd had loved them since he had been a child and he had had an encounter with a snow leopard he would never forget. So, when he had to decide what to study in life, what he wanted his future to be, the decision has been easy for him, and soon, he was the most skilled veterinary student of the whole country.

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crazy person speculates wildly on awkward relationship between people she doesn’t know

Part Two: Sho continues to  be clueless, but suddenly Jun forgives him - rainbows appear, flowers bloom, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria

(via shibito)

Under the cut, see more of my wild speculation and then THE THAWING OF THE ICE AGE HUZZAH!

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TFLN Sentence Starters (Part 3)
  • [TEXT] Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
  • [TEXT] Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
  • [TEXT] You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
  • [TEXT] I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
  • [TEXT] Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
  • [TEXT] The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
  • [TEXT] The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
  • [TEXT] Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
  • [TEXT] 2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
  • [TEXT] When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
  • [TEXT] I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
  • [TEXT] The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
  • [TEXT] I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
  • [TEXT] I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
  • [TEXT] Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
  • [TEXT] My ass is underappreciated
  • [TEXT] I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
  • [TEXT] Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
  • [TEXT] I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
  • [TEXT] I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
  • [TEXT] Just put me in your contacts as coyote
  • [TEXT] You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
  • [TEXT] Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
  • [TEXT] Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
  • [TEXT] Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
  • [TEXT] Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
  • [TEXT] It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

anonymous asked:

ColdFlashWave: Barry is married to Len and Mick, but lately he feels on the outside looking in. Len and Mick can't seem to get enough of each other, but don't notice how lonely they're making Barry feel. Barry tries many things to get Len and Mick to pay attention to him but it always falls short. The final straw is when Len and Mick forget the anniversary of when they married him. Barry finally unleashes all his pent up hurt and anger. Make Len and Mick work to get Barry back.

Speaking as someone who was frequently a third wheel when on dates with her own boyfriend, I know exactly how painful it can feel to be standing on the outside looking in. 

I’m placing this ask along the same vein as a few others, where Len and Mick were in a relationship with each other first and then Barry joined them.

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I want a 50k fic of nothing but Steve and Bucky being confused and fascinated and amazed by the modern era

like yeah they’re both geniuses in their own right and Steve has an eidetic memory but learning about new things in between saving the world and fighting nazis and paperwork is kinda difficult

so I need them to team up to fight their confusion together with Thor as the occasional guest star from Asgard (with love) and Sam and Tony arguing about which music to introduce to them next

“there are /how/ many new ice cream flavors wHAT”

“this new slang is so ridiculous what the hell is a ‘swag’ oh my goD NATASHA HELP”

“WHY DO THESE BANANAS TASTE SO AWFUL OH GOD”

“a soda-can? what the hell is a soda-can and what is this thing on the to - OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO FLIP THE THINGY LOOK A STRAW CAN FIT THROUGH IT THE FUTURE IS AMAZING”

“?? ? sushi ?? ? ???”

“who the hell are the Kardashians”

imagine them being so upset that animals are still abandoned and abused and 'accidentally’ adopting like seven dogs and twelve cats and making blanket forts with them and the rest of the team sometimes just cause and what do you mean one of them got into your lab again Stark maybe she just likes the heat coming off your computers STOP JUDGING OUR BABIES TONY

and then the two of them walking into a Walmart or something and just stopping as soon as they’re inside because there’s /so much stuff/ and then they look at each and grin wildly and two minutes later they’re bouncing on mattresses and giggling like school children and the footage may be the most watched video on YouTube but it was a fun day so neither of them care, despite the fact that Fury gave them the chewing out of a lifetime

or leaving the Tower in the morning enroute to this new coffee shop Clint had told them about and getting lost in the metal jungle their city has become in the process and pushing and shoving at each other blaming each other for it and then they start just walking through alleyways and across bridges and past streets talking about 'back in our day’ and reliving all these memories in the places they recognize and when they get back to the Tower it’s past noon and they’re red in the face and breathless with laughter and they haven’t had so much fun in decades

or deciding to marathon all the tv shows and movies they missed while on ice and they get emotionally attached to Star Trek because it’s about the ideal of human evolution and equality but they also feel no guilt for ignoring everyone in the Tower for a week after the Wrath of Khan because no one had bothered to warn them. and the Disney movies… there’s almost too many to count. they both still denies that they cried during the Lion King despite Bruce assuring them that /everyone/ has cried during the Lion King

or spending a day visiting every clothing store imaginable just trying on everything (everything that fits, anyway, because the last time Bucky tried to get Steve in a shirt that was waaaaaay to small for him it tore and none of them wanted a repeat of that) and they keep grabbing as many clothes as possible and then going to the changing rooms and coming out in ridiculous outfits. the picture of Bucky in a pair of six inch heels, a sweater that reached his knees, a feather boa, and a floppy straw hat is still circulating the internet to this day

or visiting an elementary school because the way the kids look at them makes them feel like heroes more than saving the world does, and they tell them funny stories and sit them on their laps and give them piggyback rides and raise them over their heads and fly them around and make airplane sounds and they fingerpaint with them and help them color and let them stand on their feet and hold their hands and dance with them and sing with them and also encourage them to follow their dreams and listen to their mothers and are ultimately really super duper awesome with them

STEVE AND BUCKY DISCOVERING THE FUTURE TOGETHER AND ENJOYING EVERY MINUTE OF IT

anonymous asked:

Hello! What about some headcanons of the RFA + saeran (idk if you do saeran if you don't i'm sorry) about MC suddenly turning into a cat, how will they react? And what will they do? Thank you for everything and have a nice day :D

I love Saeran so much, of course I write him! No problem!

Spoiler warning for Saeran’s. 

Also! Panic Attack Trigger warning for Saeran’s. it’s not super detailed or anything, but if you feel like that might make you uncomfortable please stay safe! 

Yoosung:

  • He really thought having a cat wouldn’t be that bad.
  • He could remember when MC had said that they wanted a cat and honestly, when they said that it actually seemed like a pretty good idea, but now that Yoosung was alone in his apartment with a cat, he found himself rather disliking it
  • Maybe he didn’t dislike the fact that there was a cat around, or maybe he didn’t like the fact that he was alone with a cat
  • There being a cat reminded him that MC had wanted a cat and MC being that cat only made matters worse because he had no idea how to bring MC back to the way they should be and that terrified Yoosung
  • If this were some sort of game, he’d just have to talk to the weird guy in the shop to be sent on the quest to save MC and make them human again, but there was nothing like that and that terrified him.
  • It terrified him that MC could be stuck like this for the rest of their lives
  • It terrified him that he might never see their smile again or hear their laugh or hear them gently tease him when he pouted at Seven’s pranks and them calling him cute
  • Still, regardless of how much he didn’t like taking care of a cat, even if the other RFA members offered to take care of MC for him, he’d refuse because he loved them and he wanted them to know just how much he loved them.
  • He’d stay through their side, for better or for worse and now apparently for human or for cat

Jaehee:

  • Jaehee is quite confused
  • She loves MC and wants to be with them constantly, but there was absolutely no way to expect MC to become a cat
  • Why did they have to become a cat? She found herself wondering let alone who that was even possible after all people didn’t just turn into animals.
  • Still she found herself smiling at the cat on occasion
  • MC, even as a cat seemed to have some awareness of Jaehee’s dislike of animal fur
  • they often spent their time off the furniture unless they wanted her attention which she appreciates  

Jumin:

  • Jumin would be terribly delighted
  • I mean, at first he’d be horrified because he was pretty sure that it was neither normal for good for a human to become a cat
  • Still, Jumin certainly doesn’t have anything against cats, so he’d definitely keep MC around the whole time while trying to figure out how to get them turned back into a person
  • The good thing about MC being with Jumin is that Jumin is used to treating Elizabeth 3rd as more of a person than a cat, so he’d certainly treat MC better than any ordinary cat
  • MC wasn’t just a cat. They were a person, and not only that, they were the one person who he knew truly understood him, which mean that this time his affection wasn’t misplaced

Zen:

  • This was absurd, MC was a person. People didn’t just…suddenly become animals. This had to be some kind of a joke, right?
  • Maybe Seven was playing a joke on him, but wasn’t Yoosung Seven’s normal target?
  • he’d want more than anything to keep MC by his side, regardless but he couldn’t just get over his allergy so easily.
  • You bet he’d try and figure out all kinds of new allergy treatments to get over his allergy
  • He’d probably beg Jumin (okay he probably wouldn’t go that far) Seven to take care of them for him until he could find a way to turn them back into a human and he wouldn’t stop until he could find a way to turn them back
  • He wouldn’t sleep
  • he’d barely eat
  • he’d rarely take any selfies
  • He rarely went to the messenger anymore because what was the point if MC couldn’t reply to him
  • He’d do anything to turn them back and once he did he’d never let them out of his sight again
  • Seven would constantly be texting Zen asking if he’s eaten or just trying to get him to cheer up and say something but most of the time it wouldn’t really work.

707:

  • This boy loves cats so at first he couldn’t help but be delighted at the cat, but when MC didn’t turn back into a human he’d panic 
  • What was he supposed to do?
  • They were the only person he had and now this had happened? 
  • He was used to losing people, to being betrayed, to betraying people
  • He was a secret agent after all, he was meant to live a life alone, he’d always known that, but still, what the hell was this?
  •  How was MC suddenly a cat 
  • that made no logical sense whatsoever and why weren’t they turning back? 
  • Why couldn’t he protect the person he loved most in the world? 
  • He wouldn’t sleep until he could figure out how to fix this
  • Somehow he’d find a way to blame himself. I’m not sure how he’d do it, but he would 
  • MC, even as a cat, would have to remind him to eat
  • You bet they’d just sit in the doorway to the kitchen and meow at him until he finally decided to eat something (or they’d drag over a bag of chips or something) 
  • even as a cat, MC was still MC
  • When Seven started feeling really hopeless about finding a way to turn MC back into a human he’d hold them tight and just cry because how could he let something happen to them

Saeran:

  • A lot of weird things have happened to him in his life
  • His identical twin brother abandoned him 
  • The same brother was a hacker
  • He was a hacker
  • He was drugged and brainwashed for most a good deal of his life
  • His brother found him and rescued him and didn’t hate him for all of the terrible things he’d done and been a part of 
  • He fell in love with the same person that he’d sent to a strange apartment and then tried to kidnap and even stranger, they even fell in love with him too 
  • But still, he refused to believe this. 
  • it was just too weird
  • He refused to believe that MC had just…turned into a cat in front of him
  • This had to be some sort of a joke of a prank of a sort 
  • They’d probably teamed up with his brother or something, though how they’d managed to pull that off confused him more than anything 
  • Still he thought once he accepted the joke they’d come back and tease him for pouting and call him cute again and he’d pretend to be upset and would make them cuddle with him on the couch and make them watch his favorite movie with him again because he was mad and when he was mad it was easy to get them to cuddle with him and get them to hold him tight and tell him that they loved him and everything would be fine
  • But they didn’t come back
  • and he started to laugh nervously because this wasn’t funny and he was getting seriously nervous and why wasn’t MC coming back and this isn’t funny MC
  • and it was getting hard to breath and he could vaguely realize that he was panicking but that didn’t matter, because why can’t MC coming to comfort him? 
  • If MC and his brother were really playing a prank on him, than they’d stop when they realized how upset he was, right? 
  • He was crying now, MC hated it when he cried, so why weren’t they coming out to comfort him? 
  • The cat gently rubbed up against his leg and he allowed himself to carefully hold the cat as he tried to figure out what was going on. 
Some 00qad fluff...

Danny is at home again.

Since his spies all earn money easily into six figures they insisted that him continuing his menial word at the warehouse was pointless and it was so dull that Danny had to agree. He loves that warm curl in his chest that comforts his heart when he knows he’s being taken care of. Still, it means he has a lot of time on his hands.

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comebackwhen  asked:

Oooh... anything for more of your writing! <3 How about... D. Subtle kindnesses with Zack and Genesis?

There were plenty of good reasons to visit Hewley’s. The coffee was great, for one. Despite being an independent artisan sort of store, the prices were the same or lower than any big chains. They always had the best selection of desserts. And, right up there at the top of the list, was the full-time barista, Genesis.

Genesis was the snarkiest little shit Zack had ever encountered, and it was hilarious. Honestly, it was his favourite thing just to come to the store, order his drink, then sit and listen to Genesis mutter under his breath.

He’d brought Cloud in on more than one occasion, just because Genesis’ reaction was great. 

The first time he’d seen Cloud, his eyebrows had risen far enough to get lost in his fringe. “Fascinating. I had no idea that human-chocobo relations were possible, and yet the product is standing right before my eyes.”

Zack hadn’t been able to breathe for laughing for a good few minutes, eventually managing to wheeze out a cackle of “told ya… chocobo head…” Cloud punched him.

Zack was not exempt. Both Angeal and Genesis had taken to calling him ‘puppy’, given his excitable nature and how much he hung around. One chilly day he had been wearing a woolen jumper; warm, but scratchy. Genesis had caught him itching.

“Do you have fleas or something, puppy?”

“I’m afraid we’re all out of bones, but please try and chew on your food and not our furniture.”

“I’m busy. Get your boyfriend to take you for a walk.”

It was like that for everyone. Whether it was being aghast at their choice of literature, or “dear Gaia, socks with sandals? People actually do that? I thought it was a parody. Angeal, hold me, I cannot live in this world any longer,” Genesis always had something to say. Somehow he managed to straddle the line of being snarky, but not quite unkind. Zack could see why he might be a little intimidating though.

So it was with some surprise that Zack heard Genesis– was that Genesis? Was he cooing? He was fucking cooing.

The door to the shop clicked shut behind him, and Zack titled his head. It was coming from round in the alley. Being the insatiably nosy person that he was, Zack went to investigate.

There was Genesis, still in his apron, surrounded by several bowls of milk and even more cats. A couple had collars on, but most looked like strays. Genesis was murmuring endearments to them, in that sing-song baby voice people sometimes used for small children.

Zack couldn’t help it. He snorted. 

Genesis’ gaze immediately flicked to him. His eyes narrowed, glaring daggers. “Not a word, Fair.”

Zack held his hands up in a gesture of defeat, but he couldn’t stop himself grinning like a moron. “Wouldn’t dream of it.”

One of the cats nudged its head against Genesis’ knee, mewling for attention. Genesis tried to maintain an icy demeanour, but the way he melted was practically visible.

“We end up with a lot of leftover milk. Angeal didn’t want it to be wasted,” Genesis explained dismissively.

“Angeal. Riiiight.”

The cats seemed comfortable enough around Genesis that this was clearly not a new thing. Genesis scritched the young female demanding attention behind her ear. “Not now, precious,” he chided, even as he continued petting regardless. 

Zack grinned and left Genesis to it.

Les Amis as Old People
  • Enjolras: is the ninety-year old man with a bazillion tattoos and battle scars still going to protests. He's a fuckin' legend; all the youngins rally around him.
  • Combeferre: sits in on college lectures. You ain't asking for his notes, though; take your own.
  • Courfeyrac: is the friendly old man who sits in his lawn chair and tells cheeky stories about his youngin days.
  • Bossuet: is that old man who has had an arm replacement, but is really excited that he now has robotic parts.
  • Joly: volunteers at the hospital. Works on a side project of trying to create human wings, though. Shhh, it can happen.
  • Grantaire: matures into Bob Ross. I don't mean just that he paints while talking about how imperfection is okay -- he becomes Bob Ross, right down to the 'fro and facial hair.
  • Bahorel: works out. When he walks in the spot, this is what he sees: everyone stops and is staring at him. Nah, but he's that old man you see doing tai chi in the park.
  • Feuilly: volunteers to read to children at the library. They'll tell you that he does the best sound effects. Like, damn, mister, can you teach me to do that??
  • Jehan: ends up on Humans of New York, with a tophat sitting on their head and a cat sitting on their shoulder in Washington Square Park. They are the Cat Whisperer.