you are a babe and a half

Moments Series – “I didn’t mean to wake you up.”

1 year, 5 months

A thud wakes you up. You roll over and squint into the darkness. The shadow of your boyfriend turns around. When he sees you’re awake, he says. “Shit, sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you up.”

“It’s okay,” you say groggily, “What are you doing?”

“I’m just going to the bathroom but it’s dark and I hit my shin on the bed.” Even though you’re groggy and still half asleep, you can’t stop yourself from laughing. When Shawn comes back to bed a couple minutes later, you’re still awake.

He gathers you into his arms, his hands cold from washing them. You giggle, “Your hands are freezing!” You say.

“I’m sorry babe,” He says, pulling them back and rubbing them together to warm them up before reaching for you again and pulling you back against his chest where he holds you until you fall asleep in his arms.

My Mrs Minter? (Simon Request

(Running on a half an hour car sleep since 6:30 yesterday morning puts me in the mood to focus on writing instead for a bit! Sorry for all of you waiting so long for requests x) ~~~Simon’s POV~~~
“Alright I’ll be back late tomorrow babe” She mentions as she grabs her bag from the side.
(Y/n), my girlfriend of two years now, was off to see her parents for the weekend but since ‘I had to work’, I was staying in London at the house we shared with JJ, Josh and Vikk.
“Let me know when you get there beautiful,” I reply, kissing her lips lightly and watching as she gets in the taxi waiting for her.
“Now she’s gone, can you tell us the plan?” The boys all question from behind me, lined up on the stairs.
“Not until the rest get here. I need to explain this to all of you” I nod
Within a few minutes, Harry, Tobi and Ethan all arrive and I sit everyone in the lounge to explain.
“Okay guys” I start, “I’m going to ask (y/n) to marry me”
All of them burst into exclamations of excitement or ‘About time’s.
“And I need your help” I begin again.
“You’re really trusting us to help with one of the most important things of your life?!” Ethan scoffs.
“Yeah so don’t fuck it up” I laugh, “You all in?”
“Of course dickhead!” JJ grins, “What do we do?”
After a quick explanation, all of the boys disperse around the house with laptops and phones out to begin their work. And I just had to do my part. Pushing my nerves as far away as possible.
Within a handful of hours, everyone seems to be done and I’m relieved when I see everything ready.
Now it was just putting all of these pieces together to work seamlessly. That would be a task with seven of us.
~~~Your POV~~~
By 10pm the following night you’re comfortably in the seat of the Uber connected to your portable WiFi to see what you had missed in the world of YouTube.
Strangely, all of the boys besides Simon had uploaded today which was certainly unusual.
And it only fueled your confusion when you saw JJ’s video being the most recent in your sub box. It was only two minutes long and was titled ‘Will…’ with a thumbnail of you and him at Upload.
Inquisitively you clicked on it of course and began watching the montage of your moments with him. From eggs covering both of you to beating him in FIFA. The music over it was one of your favourite songs and it confused you as to why he would post this. It wasn’t your birthday and even then JJ was hardly the sentimental type.
Before you could ponder any further, the video was over and the next in your sub box was from Harry, titled ‘You…’ And again it was a montage of all of your moments. The pair of you were always messing around so there were a lot of them.
And then it was Josh with 'Be…’
Tobi next, titled 'My…’
Then Ethan, 'Mrs…’
And finally Vikk with 'Minter?’
You felt a lump in your throat as the taxi turned into the drive of the house.
“Here you go” The man smiles and you politely thank him, sorting everything out and getting out with your bag and phone.
You’re slightly scared to walk into the house. Those six words repeated in your head over and over.
'Will you be my Mrs Minter?’
Though when you open the door, you freeze instantly.
Simon is lowered to one knee on the floor in front of you with a small box held in his hand
You’re even more speechless if that was at all possible.
“I guess it’s my turn to play a part in this” He smiles, “Will you be my Mrs Minter babygirl?”
You still can’t talk. One hand covering your mouth and your bag left discarded on the floor.
A nod manages to move your head and he quickly gets up to wrap you in his arms as tears already fall from your eyes.
“Thank god you said yes because it would’ve been pretty awkward trying to explain those videos to everyone” He laughs.
You chuckle and he cautiously takes your hand, placing the ring on your finger to fit perfectly.
“She said yes!!!!!!!” JJ yells and soon enough six pairs of feet come pounding down the stairs to greet you.
You laugh and see Simon roll his eyes considering they had a habit of ruining the moment.
“We did it boys!” Tobi grins and all of them wrap you in the centre of their embrace.
“Well, looks like we’re gonna have to go back to see your parents pretty soon” Simon mumbles, his arm wrapped around your waist and his fingers laced with yours there. Two of his fingers playing with the delicate ring you now wore with pride. And you couldn’t help but imagine how much his viewers were going absolutely crazy right now.

Travelers aka holy crap that’s good and where the hell can I find season 2?! And a fandom?! I need fanfics! :D

Philip Pearson (played by lovely Reilly Dolman) from the new TV show Travelers made by Netflix and Showcase. In case you haven’t seen it go. Watch. It. Now. Right now. At this moment. Please. 

Photoshop CS6, 2 and half hours. Brushed made by psdelux and Grzegorz Rutkowski. 

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Art by Corisan

anonymous asked:

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aw thank you friend :’))

Originally posted by thornescratch

“Come inside, I’m sorry.”

“Not until you apologize.”

“I just said I’m freaking sorry.”

“Oh,” You mumbled, playing with the rubble on the porch.

“Babe, please, come inside before you freeze, you’re too drunk for this.”

You turned back and looked at him, your mouth gaping. “I do not drink.”

“Says the girl who just drank half of our fridge.” Andre chuckled, stepping outside and lifting you up by your waist. “Come on,”

“No!” You groaned, trying terribly to get out of Andre’s grasp. “Let me protest.”

“Love,” Andre said, kissing your head. “It’s about one in the morning right now, you might wake the neighbors.”

“I don’t care about the neighbors,” You whined. 

Andre then slipped his his arm under your legs and picked you up, holding you against his chest.

“I wanna protest,”

“You’re not protesting your boyfriend, hon.”

“Yes, I am.” You yawned, closing your eyes and leaning your head on his shoulder. “Watch.”

“The only thing I’ll be watching is you to make sure you don’t suffocate on yourself in your sleep.” He kissed your nose. “Go to sleep,”


It didn’t seem like that much to you but to Jimin, it was the coolest thing in the world. The slick design and details are what catches his attention every time. Lately you had been thinking about getting another one or at least a touch up. “Jimin babe, should i get a touch up or a new tat?” You asked rubbing the current one you had lightly. “You should get a new one! But with my name” he said and winked. You rolled your eyes and laughed. “What should i get for real. Maybe music notes going from my wrist to my thumb.” You said looking at the area and imagining the design. “How about the Yin yang symbol or you get the dark half and i get the light.” He said implying he wanted one too. “Thats a cute idea but where?” You asked cuddling into him closer. “Shoulder, nape, wrist, ankle. We can get it in any of those places.” He said and kissed you forehead. You traced shapes on his chest. “Alright. Just tell when youre ready yeobo.” You told him and kissed him on the lips. Jimin kissed back softly but energetic. Between the both of you, you knew how much and how long he had been wanting this. And to share the moment with you was even better.

Originally posted by bwipsul

anonymous asked:

Put my name down for the Neko Sinbin Anon Beating army tbh like I'm short and British and an ex cadet, I will fuck a bitch up (and look damn fucking good doing it, fite me lads) like... neko babe I love you to pieces, I'm sorry I'm not around more, I will fight your corner my babe - better pray I ain't poison ivy, fuckers 🌿

I-Ivy-senpai….sugoi…my haato goes dokidoki 

literally half of this is me spiting an angry anon calling me a weeaboo eat my whole ass u h8r

Zodiac Signs: One-Liners

Aries: In the morning, I begin again.
Taurus: Safety is a place only in my mind.
Gemini: You can have all of me, not half of me.
Cancer: Listen to what I don’t say.
Leo: Tough luck babe, your loss.
Virgo: As long as it takes
Libra: I forget myself sometimes.
Scorpio: I’ve drowned a thousand times.
Sagittarius: I like feeling lost.
Capricorn: The pain will feel normal.
Aquarius: Everything disappoints me
Pisces: I feel it all.

matt: hey babe can you do me a favor

shiro: babe sorry can’t. being held prisoner by the galra empire

matt: my baby sister is alone on earth without an older brother figure and i’m worried for her because she’s missing half her family and i-


Headcanon: Kara always tries to stay awake until Lena gets home late from work but she’s really bad at it. So she always half asleep on the couch with some tv show playing when Lena gets home. And lena just sighs and shakes her head grinning at Kara’s face smooshed into a pillow and she goes to their room to get into pajamas before coming back and turning off the tv and waking up Kara with soft forehead kisses and whispered babes and gently pulls on her hand guiding a half asleep murmuring kara to their bedroom. 

imagine you're dating seven, and you're both talking and are half asleep
  • MC: Psst,,, seven
  • Seven: Yeah babe?
  • MC: I love you
  • Seven: I love you too elly
  • MC: WHAT
  • Seven: AAAAAAAAA
  • Seven: IM SORrY I love yOu

Imagine Person A wrapping themselves with Christmas wrapping paper, making them look like a present. (It doesn’t have to be A’s entire body.) When A is done decorating, A waits for B to come home. What happens next is up to you. Bonus 1: B has brought company. Bonus 2: The company B came home with is Person C or at least one of them.

anonymous asked:

RFA + Saeran with an MC who's still in college? :)

ohoo, this was fun!! i haven’t written for saeran before but it wasn’t as hard as i originally thought it was going to be! thank you for the request~


  • he’s also in college so like
  • study buds for life holy shit
  • actually so happy he’s not the only student
  • “see? i’m not the baby!”
  • yes he is
  • oh my god he’d randomly just show up at your school
  • “i just wanted to see my babe working hard!”
  • “you’re skipping aren’t you”
  • fuck she caught me
  • y’all would make breakfast together
  • tht’s my life goals
  • omelets everywhere
  • constantly late


  • omg he loves his hard working gf
  • probably shows up randomly in a goddamn limo
  • “that’s my baby!!!”
  • he’s so proud
  • shit did you just ask him for help
  • he can’t help i’m sorry
  • you get to tutor him sometimes tho
  • “when will you ever even use half of this in real life???”
  • he shouldn’t have dropped out
  • while he was getting that good kush and into bike accidents you’re over here getting these degrees
  • he’s so in awe
  • literally this is a new world for him
  • will stay up with you just to see your new grade pop up
  • fuck he’s so cute


  • she understands ur pain
  • shit ur crying over all ur work
  • me too bitchc
  • such a good motivator
  • mom instincts activate
  • she doesn’t want to overwork you but she just wants the best for you
  • makes sure you study
  • “i told you you’d do just fine”
  • [sobbing] u were right
  • refuses to let you stress and will totally give you massages wtf
  • i’m so gay
  • will actually pat your head when u get that good score
  • gives you coffee while you work and corrects things for you
  • fuCK


  • he went to a university abroad so
  • he’s so educated wow
  • that’s hot
  • but he will help tutor you when you ask him
  • professor han
  • jumin with glasses hahahah i’m no longer breathing
  • he will bribe your professors to get you that A
  • “no jumin that’s not necessary–”
  • “do you want more? i have–”
  • i appreciate it hon but please calm down it’s not a big deal
  • he’s the sweetest
  • professors are afraid of him
  • somehow you’ve been getting less schoolwork lately???


  • oh no
  • he absolutely would hack into their website and change your grades
  • “saeyoung– oh my god stop don’t do it”
  • he didn’t
  • but he’s actually really good at every subject??
  • a good tutor
  • but he needs to stop drawing the most extra things when you get 100 percent
  • you love him more than life itself but he explains things in the weirdest way possible
  • make him stop
  • but one day during a test you remember him jumping off the stairs to help you remember gravity
  • and it works
  • how could you forget him almost breaking every bone in his body
  • at least you aced it
  • he will fight the professor who marked you down because you didn’t indent far enough.
  • will always call you after an exam
  • “i already have my fingers ready to change your grade–”


  • he doesn’t really know much about school
  • he skipped a lot
  • mr edgelord incoming
  • no but he’s smart
  • like really smart
  • what the hell how
  • he hates history
  • and anything involving partners
  • and uh
  • he hates school in general ok
  • you’d probably force him to go to school
  • you need to be by him all the time
  • he’ll go crazy
  • “stop glaring at everyone”
  • “i’m not, i’m trying to look nice”
  • he just wants friends poor baby
  • look if he sees one more emo kid and asks them about the lord and savior you were going to have to take him home

Marco- Star I have something to confess, I don’t really think i like Jackie. recently I’ve found someone in my life who means much more to me and I want to treasure forever. I know we’re only friends right now but I’m hoping that I can turn that into something more

Star- oh Marco you feel that way? I love you too!

Marco- thanks for your support star- I was nervous to tell you at first but now I think that I’m ready to make it official

Marco- WITH TOM!

Star- *wakes up screaming*

Marco- *runs into the room half dressed* Star! What happened?!?

Star- (frantically) I had this dream where you liked me except you didn’t like me you liked tom and you were trying to tell me and

Tom- (from across the hall) false alarm?

Marco- Yeah I’ll be right back babe

Larry Play I Spy
  • Louis: Oh I know, let's play I spy!
  • Liam: I know how this ends.
  • Niall: Don't we all?
  • Louis: Harry gets to go first!
  • Liam: Shocker.
  • Louis: Can you please watch your tone Liam. Go on Haz.
  • Harry: I spy with my little eye something beginning with L.
  • Liam: Louis.
  • Harry: No! Give me some credit.
  • Niall: Louis' bum?
  • Louis: I'm sitting down.
  • Liam: I'm half convinced he has X-Ray vision. Only explanation for that kind of staring. Okay um.....Louis' eyes?
  • Harry: Aren't they pretty? But no, wrong again.
  • Louis: Louis' pretty eyelashes?
  • Harry: Flutter them for me? *sigh* So pretty.
  • Liam: Stop. I'll puke. Did he win?
  • Harry: Nope.
  • Louis: I won your heart babe.
  • Harry: Damn straight.
  • Niall: Someone get me a bucket now.
  • Liam: I'm done. Final guess. Louis' mouth? Not like you've looked at much else.
  • Harry: Wrong again. The answer is...drum roll pleeeease baby?
  • Louis: *drum roll*
  • Harry: LOVE OF MY LIFE
  • Liam: Every. Fucking. Time.
  • Niall: It's a wee bit cute.
  • Louis: MARRY ME
  • Harry: YES BABY
  • Liam: They remember their wedding right?
  • Niall: Only thinking about their wedding NIGHT by the looks of things. Time to evacuate.
  • Liam: Oh fuck. He's getting louder, Harry's about to do the only thing he can to shut him up.
A Little Push

For my beautiful birthday anon!

“Do you even love me at all?” Jason’s eyes almost watered as he let out the words, his lower lip poking out.

“Jason, me going to the kitchen to fetch some water for my self has nothing to do with me not loving you.” Your eyes rolled once again. He had been like that for half an hour. He wouldn’t let you go pee or to your room, he was forcing you to stay in the home cinema room, with all the lights dimmed.

“No babe! You stay right here and tell me if you love me or not!” He sound confused, angered even. “I mean you’re gorgeous and beautiful and you’re so sweet, god it’s even your birthday today and I didn’t even buy you a gift” his voice was shaking and tears were spilling from his eyes.

“No Jason, baby, no. Don’t be like that!” Your arms went around his head to hold him close and tight against your chest. “I promise you my little bird, I’ll kill anyone who made you feel like that after I get some water.”

In the moment you swore you felt Jason moan in delight, like a little baby, in your hands. And as much as you loved cradling him in your arms Jason everytime he felt insecure or everytime he needed to let out his feelings, you were thirsty like hell. And Jason’s crying wasn’t going to stop you from getting you your water.

“Jay, my stomach and esophagus burns and I gotta drink water baby.”

“The kitchen is flooded” Jason sniffled

Your eyes snapped opened as your pushed, or rather tried to push, Jason’s head away from your body.

“Is Alfred okay? Get up Jason I need to go.”

“I cant let you see Dick’s dead body on the hallway” he sniffed again.

Of your eyes could pop from your skull, you were sure they’d have reached Antarctica at the moment. What was he talking about? The kitchen flooded? Dick died? What the hell was going on.

“I’ll murder you Drake!”
You heard the faint voice speak, not so far away from the room you were in.
“Guys keep it down, what the hell?”

Before you could get up and see what the hell what happening for yourself, Jason pulled you in a life sucking kiss, allowing his brothers to gain a little more time on getting in the room.

The moment the boys entered the room, Jason’s lips left yours, making an audible sound. There Dick, Tim and Damian walked with what seemed like the hugest cake of the world in their hands, and cursing one another as their voices sang the birthday song along with your boyfriend.
“Happy birthday to you”
Tim what the hell hold the cake

“Happy birthday to you!”
I’m trying Dick, okay?

shut the hell up

“Happy birthday dear (y/n), happy birthday to you!”

Jason wiped the fake tears away from his as he hugged you right before you went to blow the candles. A warmth spread in your body, by the great gesture. Nobody had ever surprised you on your birthday and this was way beyond dreamy. The cake decorated with light blue frosting and colorful tips of whipped cream was just like it came out of your wildest dream with unicorns and ponies. It was delightful. So delightful that you didn’t want to wait to make a wish.

“No (y/n). A wish first!” Dick pushed you away from the cake and onto Jason’s arms. The action only received a ‘what the fuck dude’ from Jason and get another push towards the cake, though this time, it was way harder than Dick’s.

Your face, landed in the soft blue cake, and emerged from it with the angriest expression a human being could ever master.

“Jason Peter Todd, you better start running!”

And he did.

don’t think about the other times isak has called even baby tho. “baby, what time is it,” slurred and half-asleep still when even kisses him awake too early on a satuday morning. soft and quick like the kiss they share in the hall at school right before they split off for their separate classes, “see you later, babe.” quiet and low on the days when even isn’t feeling up to getting out of bed, “minute by minute, babe.” teasing and with a smirk when he’s distracting even in the kitchen, “careful, baby, don’t burn the eggs,” and even says, “maybe you should stop kissing me then,” and of course isak doesn’t. “babe, what do you want on the popcorn?” called out from the kitchen later, and listens while even calls back some ungodly mix of spices from where he’s sitting on the couch with the movie paused waiting for isak to come curl in next to him again. and every night as they’re settled in bed, isak’s head tucked into the curve of even’s shoulder and even’s hand in isak’s hair, fingertips tracing lazy circles into isak’s scalp that push him closer and closer to the hypnotic, hazy edge of sleep, and he clings just long enough to breathe out “love you, baby” before he drifts off

Being married to Percival Graves includes:

- You first met him at work, you were one of MACUSA’s most important lawyers.

- Honestly, he intimidated you at first, as he’s always serious and focused at his work.

- You got to now him better when you were both assigned to the same case and that’s when you got to know him better.

- Once you got to know him better you found out he’s not what you thought of him at ALL and he’s the sweetest ever.

- So obviously you both got closer and he asked you out.

- For your first date he took you to one of the fancy resturants and he walked you back home (I CAN IMAGINE HE’S SUCH A GENTLEMAN TBH)

- He calls you “sweetheart” or “darling” (I really can’t imagine Percival saying “baby” or “babe” tbh)

- You’re the only person that can call him “Percy”

- You both date for two years and a half before he pops the question.

- Honestly the proposal wasn’t planned at all and he suddenly realized he wanted to marry you when he had a close call during work.

- You both have a small, private wedding, you both didn’t want a huge bash with people you hardly knew.

- Both of you went to Europe together and that’s when Grindelwald popped up and kidnapped you both and took on Percival’s identity. 

- Grindelwald in disguise lied that you both had divorced and you had moved to England to work there 

- After he had been captured, MACUSA had rescued you both.

- It take a long time to get over the horrors of when you had both been captured, but you had each other.

- After everything, you still were happily married together forever (◕ ω ◕✿)

A list of Things That Definitely Happen To Jake And Amy After Amy Gets Pregnant For The First Time

- They both agree to wait to tell anyone besides Holt until after the first trimester, which backfires after Charles catches Jake staring at the ultrasound picture on his phone while on a stakeout. Charles bursts into tears and is so overcome with emotion that Jake has to drive them both back to the precinct, where Charles shouts “You’re pregnant!” at the top of his lungs the moment the elevator doors open. Cue the Classic Santiago o__o Face

- Upon discovering that their baby is the size of a peanut, Jake immediately begins referring to the baby as Peanut (“It’s gender-neutral and adorable, babe!”)

- Amy buys every pregnancy book under the sun, and Jake begins quizzing her on all the information. Eventually it becomes an elaborate game involving playing cards and dice

- Peanut kicks for the first time in the middle of the night, and Amy hurriedly wakes Jake up. He’s still half-asleep until he feels a tiny foot protrude for just a moment against his palm, and then he’s wide awake, both hands roving over Amy’s belly, desperate for more. He cries when he feels it again

- Amy’s cravings are really weird and she gets really self-conscious and Jake assures her that chocolate-covered jalapenos aren’t really that odd

- Jake secretly buys a child-sized police costume he finds in the children’s department of a bookstore because it’s literally the most adorable thing he’s ever seen and keeps it hidden beneath his dresser

- Amy definitely throws up the first time Charles eats one of his Classic Charles Meals in front of her. He’s banned from the bullpen during lunch hour from that day on

- The precinct surprises both of them with a baby shower on Amy’s last day in the office before Maternity Leave. Amy openly cries and Jake gets a little misty, too

- Holt agrees to put Jake on desk duty until Amy has the baby

- Amy freaks out because Peanut is super active whenever (s)he hears Jake’s voice, and Jake assures her it’s only because he’s not around Peanut as much as she is. Amy only calms down when Jake says, “It would be the same way if I was the pregnant one,” because she can’t stop picturing pregnant Jake. He, of course, extends his belly as far as it will go and caresses it tenderly while Amy laughs

- Jake is the king of foot/shoulder/neck rubs and proves to be a very comfortable pillow whenever Amy involuntarily falls asleep on the couch next to him

- Peanut manages to maneuver his/her way onto a nerve near Amy’s spine toward the end of the pregnancy, causing ridiculous amounts of pain and spasms, so Jake takes to hovering near Amy whenever she’s on her feet to ensure that she doesn’t get hurt because of it

- Rosa comes over a few days before the due date with a home cooked meal, and Amy (who is feeling particularly crappy that day) thanks her weakly from the couch. Rosa glances at Jake, who grimaces at Amy, and says, “Peanut’s kickin’ the crap out of her today. Peanut’s so strong.” Both women clearly detect the pride in his voice

- They both remain completely calm when Amy goes into labor - like so calm it’s almost unnerving in and of itself

- Jake forgets to call one of Amy’s brothers in the chaos on the way to the hospital, but the brother doesn’t take it personally considering he lives in Utah and wouldn’t have made it anyways

- Jake feels his whole life change the second he sees his daughter

- He for sure cries when he cuts the umbilical cord, and is speechless for the first time in his life when he gets to hold her

- Jake smothers Amy’s face in kisses and thanks her profusely

- “Welcome to the birth” is his greeting for everyone who tip-toes in to visit

- Ray’s so proud of them that he can’t speak, so Kevin nods politely and says, “She’s beautiful.” and Jake has to blink back tears

- Jake stays up all night holding his daughter, trying to match the features on her face to Amy’s

- He’s so in love with Amy and he loves his daughter so much and he can’t believe he ever thought he was going to die alone because his heart is so impossibly full

- this took a sharp turn toward too-sweet fluff goodbye i must go