you and your winks are just

Imagine: You have an especially close relationship with your mentor, Kylo Ren, and he likes to take advantage of that.

Originally posted by hardyness

“How many times do I have to say it Kylo? P-put a shirt on!” You stuttered as you took in the sight before you. Seeing your half- naked mentor wasn’t the easiest thing to ignore, especially when he insisted on standing so close to you.

He smirked, “But I like seeing you get all flustered because of me.”

“Flustered? N-no, I’m just um, I–”

Kylo laughed, closing the gap between you two and kissing your forehead, “It’s okay, sweetheart. I know,” He winked.

anonymous asked:

Okay, but think about, you're not a gymnast whatsoever, you just go to watch your friend train as a means of moral support. No matter how hard you try to ignore her cocky coach, you really can't seem to look away from him for long, it's really such a shame he's a dick, because he's literally SO FUCKING PRETTY. And he knows it, and that you stare at him like he's the only man you've ever seen. And the cocky bastard just smirks smugly, before sending you a flirty wink and pulls his jacket off.

later you ask your friend for your coaches number for some serious sexting.

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Dating Chad Gable would include:

× winks from across the room
× becoming close with Jordan
× jealous sex
× “I’m sorry but I hate you, Chad”
× “why?”
× “your hair is better than mine, love.”
× cuddling all the time
× forehead kisses
× always being with each other
× “baby girl”
× “dork
× “babe”
× “idiot”
× “Baby”
× “Chipmunk”
× Darling”
× “Love”
× him loving to be dominant
× but holy shit! He thinks that you look so hot when he is sub!
× always being confident and fearless around him
× debating about anything
× both of you crying when him and Jordan won the nxt/smackdown tag team championship
× going shopping together
× he’d be clingy; just because he loves you so much and wants to be constantly by your side
× neck kisses all the time
× “I missed you babe”
× “Chad,  I just saw you an hour ago…”
× he’ll always make sure you’re comfortable with everything
× distracting him when he’s training
× He imagines you all the time in a wedding dress.
× “I still hate you because of your stupid perfect hair Gable, remember?

pale-tiramisu  asked:

OMG! I love your amazing comic. Thanks for all happiness you gave. It's painful to see Dustsans leave his own bro. Hope to see your next part soon (I become your fans now> <). See ya

awww than kyou sooo much!!!!!! and I loove you so muuuuuch! but don’t worry about dustale paps he can be more sad I mean happy, no I mean he’s just an illussion, I mean……. *wink wink ;D

Imagine Luke HemmingsXReader Short

Imagine standing front row of the boys’ concert in Sydney. Then, about half way through, they stop for an interlude and Michael starts teasing Luke and the rest of the boys join in. 

“So, Luke. The three of us all know about a special someone that is in the crowd tonight.” Michael says with a smirk.

“I for one have noticed that you are more nervous during this concert than the others. That’s a little odd, especially since we are back home.” Calum says.

“Guys, just stop. Please.” Luke looks down at his feet, his face red, but I don’t know if its from the teasing or the excitement or the heat. Michael looks over and shoots you a wink, knowing that you were planning on confessing your feelings to Luke after the show.

“Now, I don’t know how many of you know, but Luke’s best friend is standing in the crowd tonight.” Ashton starts, but is cut off my the cheers from the crowd, and a few girls turn and give me looks. “Now, I think-I think that we should bring her up. What do you think?” I flush and look over at Calum, shaking my head. He just ignores me and becons security to bring me over. When I am next to the stage, he leans down and grabs my arms, pulling me up. I end up slipping and falling into him. I stand back up and he pushes me towards Luke. I stumble over and hug him. 

“I’m so sorry about this, I didn’t know they were going to make me tell you this in the middle of the concert. I was going to wait and tell you later.” I just pull away and look at him confused. Then he takes his guitar off and give it to Cal. 

“Luke, what’s going on? You’re scaring me.” I say quietly.

“Okay, um. Look, Y/N, you and I have….. I just…” He turns and looks at Ashton for help. He just shrugs. “Oh fuck it.” He whispers before kissing me lightly. He pulls away and the entire arena is silent. I can’t move, so I Just stand there, paralyzed, until my legs give out and I fall to the floor on my knees.

“Um, Luke, I think you broke her.” Mike says, but Luke isn’t looking at him, he’s just staring at me. I look down and put my head in my hands. “Shit, guys what did we do?” Ash asks, terrified. I feel arms picking me up and then someone is carrying me. 

##Time Skip To End Of Show##

I am sitting on the couch in the boys’ dressing room when Luke walks in, looking terrified. He kneels in front of me. I’ve never seen him looking this vulnerable.

“God, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have let them talk me into that.”

“It’s okay, really.” I whisper, remembering the way his lips felt on mine, the way his lip ring contrasted with the heat of our mouths. “Luke, I love you. I have for a while now.” He looks up, his eyes shining with tears.

“Then why did you freak out? I mean I love you too but why?”

“I’ve never been kissed before. You knew that.” I whisper.

“Fuck, I completely forgot about that…”

“I’m glad you were my first. I love you.”

“I love you so much.” He hugs me and then the boys walk in, grinning like the idiots they are.

anonymous asked:

Can I get a ship please? Hi my name is Emma I am 5'8 I have long brown/dirty blonde hair and brown eyes, I am sarcastic/sass I am a little devil and people try to stay on my good side, I am actually broken but i hide it behind my monster act and bit of loyalty and i do adventurous/dangerous/crazy things all the time, i like to be in control.

We ship you with…Thomas!

Originally posted by mintnewt

Thomas is pretty much the only one who can keep that little devil on your shoulder quiet, even though he gets the both of you in trouble more often than not, cause the two of you just never seem to be where you’re supposed to be. However, he can see right through your tough exterior, and he’s very good at getting you to admit it when you’re sad or upset. And as much as he tries to show he’s tough in front of his friends, when you’re alone at night he doesn’t mind letting you be in control. wink wink.

anonymous asked:

Thighriding Lance anon, you said you wanted more: you lean back and wink at him as your other hand also finds its place in his hair, grabbing and pulling again he moans even louder, his eyelids fluttering shut, head tilting back, and he bites his lip, your pace quickens getting even more turned on by the sounds he's making and sooner than you realize your coming undone, moving to muffle your moans in his neck and once you've regained composure you look into his eyes and just tug once again.

oh god thank you hahah

Sinful Sunday™

I’m Not a Kid

I’m Not a Kid

Word count: 4.2k

Genre: smut


“Y/N” you heard Jungkook sing song. He had been bothering you for the past three weeks. Jungkook was your boss’s son and he had been trying to get you to go out with him since day one.

You had given the papers to your secretary and turned to face him. “Jungkook,” you sighed and walked back over to your office. You walked inside your office and turned to close your door but Jungkook stopped it and walked in. You sighed again and went to sit at your desk. You got on your computer, not looking at him, “Yes, Jungkook.”

“Oh, Y/N” he laughed. “I love when you call me that.”

You looked over at him, “It is your name.”

He just stood there and smiled with a wink. You rolled your eyes, “What did you need?”

He walked over and sat at the on the edge of your desk. “Well, I need a date to dinner tonight?”

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The signs as types of crushes

Aries

The hate crush: The guy you really can’t stand, but your blood gets so hot every time he enrages you that it basically turns you on and you just want to rip his clothes off to make him stop talking already.

Taurus

The barista crush: The guy who makes your coffee at the cart you stop at every morning. He always remembers how you take it and gives you a sweet little wink, so you’re basically in love, right?

Gemini

The see-him-everywhere crush: The guy in your extended circle of friends that you run into all the time. He’s on your bus one morning. You walk your dogs in the same park. He’s at your college friend Heather’s birthday party. But you can never quite find a way to get him into a real conversation.

Cancer

The “This could really be it” crush: The guy you just started dating who has serious potential to be the love of your life. You’ve got all the delightful swoon-y symptoms of a crush, but there’s something even better there too.

Leo

The high school reunion crush: The guy who wasn’t on the football team, so your 17-year-old self never even noticed him, but five years later, you’re suddenly putting on makeup and a cute dress just in case you run into him at the grocery store with your mom.

Virgo

The work crush: The guy you wouldn’t normally be into, but you sit at the cubicle next to him nine hours a day, five days a week, so you’re basically forced to develop a smidge of feelings for him.

Libra

The Twitter crush: The guy you’ve never even met, but your friend retweets him and he’s so cute and always so witty, and now you Google-stalk him weekly and dream of ways to scheme a run-in with him.

Scorpio

The crush you’d never admit: The guy you would never say out loud that you have a teeny-tiny harmless crush on because it’s so, so wrong. Like, say, your best friend’s husband. You’d NEVER act on it, ever (but you did have a weird dream once that made you feel guilty).

Sagittarius

The childhood crush: The guy you screamed “Cooties!” at in the third grade and “went out” with in the fifth for two weeks. It broke your heart a little when you discovered on Facebook that he got married, even though you haven’t spoken to him in 10 years and he’s not even that cute anymore.

Capricorn

The borderline-inappropriate authority crush: The guy who’s way too old for you and you feel majorly creepy admitting it to yourself, but you’d totally do him. Think a college professor or your first boss.

Aquarius

The not-your-type crush: The guy you would never expect yourself to be into, but you are in a big way. He’s stocky and blond, whereas you usually go for lanky and dark. He’s totally corporate and you’re an all-natural free spirit. He’s a skater boy, you do ballet. Whatever, opposites attract.

Pisces

The celeb crush: The guy whose poster hung above your twin-size bed for five years, and you were legitimately certain you’d marry him by the end of every *Tiger Beat *article. You’re so glad the Internet wasn’t around when you were 13 because you might have been one of those crazy preteens making Twitter death threats against his girlfriend.

I will softly pull away
In this broken beautiful mess I’ve made
And in the dead and quiet I will slowly fade
In this masterpiece I made

I’ll burn out and slip away
And this just a part I portray
You’re beautiful, can I hide in you and stay here?


Hush now they’ll hurt you till your heart melts
They know you’re lonely
And they will only break your heart
And this masterpiece will tear you apart

Tried to make a short animation (emphasis on tried) cause I really liked those lyrics and seems to match well with this side of the square. 

This is also a wink to another show I really like so if someone guesses which show, I will draw something for them. Whatever they want (except nsfw)

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chibi lords as your personal hype!squad. they’re in their armors because they’re gonna battle your fights alongside you! you can do it! original art: voltage inc

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Joker Imagine: Harassed

Anonymous said:Can you do a story where the reader is going out with mr j and she wonders off in a club and a group of guys harass her and she’s innocent and just scared and mr j goes crazy and protects her and just yea that’d be amazing and some mr j fluff in it 😜


Originally posted by harleenfrancesqvinzel


J and you were at his club, trying to have a good time after a stressful week. It was Saturday night so the place was absolutely packed! ‘’I’m gonna grab a drink’’ You told your boyfriend and stood up from his lap. He slapped your bum gently just so the other man around saw that you were his and they would better not touch you. ‘’Be back soon or I’ll miss ya’’ He winked cheesily as you walked off.

It took a little while to get to the bar while avoiding drunk people. Just as you sat down on a bar stool and patiently waited for the bartender’s so come to you when they’re finished, some guys sat around you. It was strange that J fell for you because most of the time you were nice and kind. But sometimes your head just got all messed up and you could do awful things, but that was rare.

The man leaned towards you and one even stood behind you so you couldn’t escape. ‘’Hi sexy’’ One of them with a dirty smile winked. He had messy hair and alcohol on his shirt. They all stunk like ass. ‘’I have a boyfriend’’ You defended yourself and nervously tapped your fingers on the counter.’’Oh he doesn’t have to know. Let’s have some fun!’’ Another one chuckled and touched your back. Your breath hitched in your throat and you got nervous.

‘’Leave me alone’’ You tried to warn them. After all if they would continue, J would kill them - no doubt. ‘’Don’t be fucking boring’’ The same voice said again and suddenly you were pulled off of the chair. The men practically dragged you away from the bar, making you so panicked that you forgot what self-defence was. ‘’H-Hey!’’ You tried to yell, but the music was so loud that your voice drowned it it. Suddenly you were pressed against the wall harshly and you hit your head.

‘’I bet you have such a tight little cunt’’One of them said, but you were so scared that you couldn’t recognize who the voice belonged to. Your heart stammered in your chest and you wanted to cry. A hand touched your inner thigh and that’s when you felt tears stinging your eyes. ‘’Let me go!’’ You insisted and desperately tried to yank yourself free from their strong arms, but it was useless.

The hand rose and touched the lining of your panties, making the tears fall from your eyes. ‘’Stop!’’ You begged and wondered how no one saw this? On the other hand the three were towering above you, making it hard to see you. Before they could do anything else, you heard at least three gunshots and the person right in front of you, the one touching you, fell onto the floor. The other two stood there and turned white as sheets when they saw their friend dead.

Joker had noticed this and come to your rescue.

‘’Walk away baby this won’t be pretty’’ He growled and you saw two of his henchmen behind him. Two other henchmen walked up to the rest of the harassers and they were held tightly, not allowed to escape. Fear sunk into their faces and they knew they had fucked up real bad.

You walked away from the wall and watched you step so you wouldn’t step on the dead man. Tears gushed down your eyes and you were trembling. J nodded to his henchman Frost who then put his arm on my shoulder in a comforting way. Suddenly J walked up to the guy that had been on yout left side. ‘’You did something really dumb’’ J growled in his face madly. The people around you knew what was going on, but no one dared to step in whatsoever. 

‘’I-I’m sorry!’’ The man cried out in pure fear, but sorry wasn’t enough. Joker kneed his crotch and a painful yelp escaped his lips. J repeated the action and horror grew on the other guy’s face.  You watched as he started beating the guy like a maniac as the henchman hold the guy. ‘’No one..’’ J started and held onto his jaw tightly. ‘’..disrespects my queen like that!’’ He finished angrily and punched the man straight in the face and I could hear his nose breaking. It made me sick in the stomach.

A sob made Frost look at you again.You covered your mouth with your hands and tried to stay calm, but you were still shocked. Everything happened so fast. You felt disgusting since the guy had touched you there. ‘’Frost do me a favour and take her to my office. I bet she doesn’t want to see the rest’’ J sighed and faced us with his back, clothed with a golden jacket. Frost replied with a ‘’yes sir’’ and then started walking away with you beside him. People stepped out of the way as Frost took me towards the hall where there was an elevator.

As soon as you two got in the elevator, silence fell over. Tears were ruining your make-up and I kept trembling. ‘’I’m sorry miss’’ Frost apologized softly. He was one of J’s most trusted men so I had talked to him a lot. You just nodded and then wiped away some tears which was useless. The doors slid open and you walked to the left until you were behind a black door. ‘’J’s r-really mad’’You whimpered and sat down on a big chair that was in J’s office. Frost nodded shortly.

‘’He flipped the table when he was told what was going on’’ Frost let you know. You looked at him silently. J really cared about you which was weird. Why? ‘’Do you want anything? Water?’’ Frost suggested and saw how uncomfortable you looked. ‘’No thanks’’ You mumbled and then bit the inside of your cheek to hold back cries. 

A few minutes later the door opened and J walked back. His clothes were bloody and his knuckles were already bruising. He seemed pissed as hell. When he saw you sitting there, he hurried to you. 

‘’Oh baby..’’ He breathed out and put his warm hands on your arms and then got on his knees in front of you. He seemed relieved to see you there after beating people up.  You put your hand on his and tried to stay calm. ‘’Thanks Frost’’ J muttered and a second later he walked out, leaving you two alone. That’s when tears started to run down your cheeks again.’’Oh baby..don’t you cry..They can’t do anything to you anymore’’ He promised and gathered himself. He picked you up and then sat on the chair and placed you on his lap. 

‘’I’m sorry..I-I don’t know what happened..’’ You whimpered, still scared of the situation. J wrapped his arms around you softly. ‘’Shh..It’s not your fault’’ He reminded you with a calmer voice and started rubbing your back gently like you were as fragile as a feather. You nuzzled closer to him and then his scent calmed you down. You were safe with him

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I just love how well Victor can read Yuuri’s moods.

“As your coach, what should I say before sending you off to the program? What I’m thinking of right now is…”

This scene literally goes from excited puppy Victor wondering how he’s going to send off his first official student to their first official competition performance, to “Yuuri, seduce me, just like I tell you to do in practice.” plus photo op for the press XD

VICTOR SURE KNOWS HOW TO GET YUURI IN THE MOOD WINK WINK ;D
Criminal AUs
  • “The police just threatened you to put your weapon down and you retorted by saying that you’ll take something extremely valuable, and then you grabbed me wTF DID YOU JUST WINK AT ME.”
  • “Y'know, I wouldn’t be so mad about this whole ‘I was secretly a criminal the whole time thing’ if you hadn’t just killed our professor, I mean c'mon dude I know he was a douche to me but that’s no excuse to just MuRDer SOMEONE.”
  • “Okay, I’m sorry, but I CLEARLY got here first.”
  • “You got thrown into prison because you were covering for a relative/your friend and it’s so obvious you don’t fit in here and it’s actually pathetic, so how about I (someone who’s been in here for ages) show you the ropes?”
  • “Pfft, you’re the newbie and you look like such a wuss it’s unreal, I bet you couldn’t handle a single punc — WOAH I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU TO PUNCH THAT HARD… okay, but you’ve GOT to teach me how to do that and I might be oddly attracted to you?? whaaaat???”
  • “I caught you in the middle of robbing this store and I’m so reporting this, and NO  i will not be bribed; OMG WHAT THEY HAVE THIS I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES… okay, maybe I will. “
  • “okay, I know I’m a security guard and I’m not meant to talk to any of the prisoners but seriously you are just so chatty and lovable it’s kind of hard not to talk to you, how did you even get in here???” 
  • “I’m only talking to you, the security guard, because I have a plan to get out of here but I think i kinda like you a bit more (ok a lot more) than the other guards, holy shit I might not leave because of you.”
  • BONUS: “What do you mean you want me to come with you??”
  • “Hey, you know all the expensive things you’ve been getting me the past few months? How did you even manage to afford that? … omfg please tell me you’re joking — YOU’RE NOT JOKING WHAT THE HELL.”
  • “you take the term ‘partner in crime’ to a whole new level.” 
Rogue One Party Headcanon

-Jyn has pretty high tolerance

-Chirrut is such a lightweight two drinks and he’s gone

-Baze and Cassian both have pretty moderate average tolerances

-Bodhi can PUT IT DOWN and everyone gets so surprised

- It’s hard to tell when Jyn’s drunk because she’ll pretend she’s not              “Jyn, you good?”                                                                                                  “yes” *hiccups*

-She’s honestly just so zoned out 

- Baze and Chirrut have the iconic asian glow

- Cassian is so flirty when he’s drunk. He’ll wink and even give weird finger guns.

- Jyn will usually get clingy when she drinks. She’ll be zoned out on Cassians face                                                                                                                       *Cassian stands up*                                                                                              “Don’t leave me”

- Bodhi gets so emotional

- He will walk by a mirror and stop                                                                         “you are a good person and deserve love”, you are cool, and *starts to cry* brave and and- *suddenly angry* NO your’e a bad ass godammit!”

-Cassian flirts with himself                                                                                     *sees reflection* “hey good lookin”

-Baze is Santa and a teddy bear with the loudest laugh ever

-Chirrut turns into a noodle drunk. like, he has no bones he’s falling down

-The two of them laugh so much at everything. EVERYTHING

- “What’s a hangover”- quote by Jyn Erso

- K-2SO is the DD

Supplicate ➣ Cassian Andor

Request:  There isn’t enough Cassian love on tumblr yet! Could you pls write something where he comes back to the base after a really dangerous mission and he and the reader have a secret relationship so when they ‘reuniting’ *wink wink* they get caught -Anonymous

A/N: You’re so right nonnie, there needs to be so much more Cassian around here! I’m sorry this is so short, I’m such trash xx

Warning: Smut (nothing too intense), mild cursing

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters I write about nor do I own the gif(s) below. If you would like it removed/given credit please message me & I will do just that!

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-always being his partner in class.

-“go away stiles” replied with “you love me Y/N.

-matching his sarcastic comments with equally sarcastic comments.

-"have you eaten today Y/N?”.

-stealing his flannels and him secretly loving it.

-“I just wanna hug stiles…please?”.

-him sending you mugshots of himself.

-“kiss me…*you kiss*… Again”.

-him leaving you funny voice messages when your ignoring him.

-“Loooooooove youuuuuu Y/N”.

-lots of PDA and everyone finding it cute.

-“Zip it stiles”.

-him treating you like his queen.

-“stop playing tricks on meeeeeeee”.

-him winking at you when he knows your secretly looking at him.

-“can you get me some ….uh…. Lady stuff” replied with “ohhhhhhh that’s why your cranky *laughing* of course princess”.

-always going on exciting trips to places where he thinks you’ll like.

-“stop videoing me!!!!” Replied with “but your too cute Y/N”.

-reading his favourite books and having inside jokes about them.

-“bring some spare clothes to school with you…your sleeping over”.

-treating each other to random things that each other talked about ages ago and forgot.

-“no Y/N you can’t just steal all my clothes like that”.

-him yelling your name across the hall and waving when he sees you.

-“Mmmmm you look hot today Y/N”.

-he always tucks you under the covers and pinning you down when your grumpy.

-“marry me?” Replied with “no stiles were too young….wait a few years”.

-doing impressions of each other to make the pack laugh.

-“you make me so happy”.

-him opening up to you and only you.

-“I can’t sleep” replied with “it’s okay I’m coming over right now”.

-he’ll print if any photos that you take together because you make each other so happy.

-“stop making me laugh!!!”.

-constantly being asked to go over his house.

-“thank you mr.stillinski,see you tomorrow”.

-sleeping over each others house because your parents love him and mr.stillinski loves you .

-“does this look okay?” Replied with"I think you’d look better with no clothes on at all" replied with “shut up stiles!”.

-doing movie marathons and him making you watch Star Wars even though you secretly hate it.

-“1…2…3… I swear to god if you don’t come give me a kiss by 5 your gonna get it”.

-fighting over stupid little things but then ending up with stiles fussing over you making sure your okay.

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Prompt #6. Celebrating (wink, wink) Christmas with Fred and George walks in on you.

For: Anon

“You know Y/N,” Fred says, pulling you into his and George’s room at the Burrow, “Everyone has gone off to Diagon Alley, it’s just you and me. All alone. It’s Christmas time, and I think this calls for a celebration.”

You giggle, pushing him back onto the bed and climbing into his lap, “I think you’re right Fred.”

He winks at you before pulling you into a passionate kiss. He pulls off his shirt, and turns you over so that you’re lying on your back and he’s hovering above you, “You look beautiful, you know that Y/N?”

You smile at him before pulling him back down and placing your lips against his.

“Hey Freddie, have you seen m-” George says, barging into the room, “BLOODY HELL, MY INNOCENCE!”

You quickly grab your own shirt that had been removed in the process and cover yourself, and Fred turns to his brother, “GEORGE! You were supposed to be gone with the others! What are you doing here?”

“I left something behind!”

“Haven’t you ever heard of knocking?” Fred argues, you’re too stunned to speak.

“It’s my room as well Fred!” Both brothers are red in the face from embarrassment, “I’m just going to leave you two to it.”

He turns towards the door, and before shutting it, he yells, “STAY SAFE LOVE BIRDS!”

Once George is gone, Fred turns back to you, “Now, where were we?”

Masterlist // Rules List // To-Do List

High school AUs based on my junior year

• “‘Be nice to your seat partner. They might just be your future spouse!’ the teacher says, and you turn to me and wink. Are you even real??” au

• “I just sent you the link to the Hamilton soundtrack and it’s the night before our APUSH test but we’re both too busy crying about the musical to care” au

• "You live two houses down from me and I just discovered that today because we’re meeting for a group project” au

• "You’re offering to give me a kiss if I buy your shitty fundraiser popcorn? Well, in that case…” au

• "it’s raining and I offered you my umbrella but you just shrugged and pulled out a tarp from your backpack, and now you’re wearing it like a cape to keep your backpack dry” au

• "I mean I’ve never thought about it, but I guess ‘lugubrious’ sounds like a phallic-shaped word” au

• "I walked past you sleeping on the ground during lunchtime, dude are you okay” au

• "It’s 3 am the night before our project is due and you’re still online, I guess you procrastinated/still are procrastinating on yours too” au

• "I’m usually excellent at debates but you leave me tongue-tied and you don’t have to be so damn smug about it” au

• "I’m scrolling through all the 'does s/he like me’ quizzes that the Internet has to offer, since when did I revert to being a 12-year-old” au

• "We keep telling each other pick up lines and I thought this was a funny game, but it turns out you were serious?? oh” au

• "You’re unfairly good at everything, but I’m strong enough to carry you bride-style and this for some reason renders you speechless” au