you and your stupid face and

anonymous asked:

maybe confession HCs for the bros?

HEY LOOK FLUFF> JUST WHAT WE NEED.

Noctis: 
- This nerd is gonna be a mess when it comes to confessing how he feels. 
He’ll probably try again and again over the course of the day, quickly changing subjects at the last minute and blushing every time.
You may hear him call himself stupid under his breath before jamming a smile back into place and distracting you with something else.
After… the seventh attempt, Noct will huff, grab one of your hands and just blurt it out. “I… Dammit. I LIKE YOU.” 
You can see it on his face, the ‘aw, shit’ as he wonders why the hell he thought this was a good idea.
Pro tip: This is where you kiss him.

Prompto:
Neerrrves. This boy is going to be so, so nervooouuussss. What if he messes up? What if he stumbles over his words? Or puke? OR BOTH?
So Prom is gonna have to take a breather before he tries telling you how he feels. He’ll duck into the pathroom, wash his face and slap his cheeks a few time. “You can do this.” He say jabbing a finger at his reflection. “You got this. You like them. Just say it.”
He’ll stutter at first, groan and flail his hands a little. “I… gimme a sec, I just.” Prompto will sigh a rub a hand over his face. “I… I think you’re amazing. I do and I… I really like you.”
And then of course he’ll blush and try laughing a little to lighten the mood. Have pity of the wee birb-boy. He is only a smol chocobro.

Gladio:
Smooooth with a capital smoo. ;D
Gladio would take advantage of a quite moment between the two of you, mybe while watching the campfire, maybe while the sun rises on a new day or maybe just while the two of you are seated at a diner. He’ll turn his big frame to face you fully and get your attention with a casual ‘hey’.
“Listen, so, I just want you to know that the time we have together really means a lot to me.” He lean over a little and give you a smile. A sincere and sweet one.
“I want you to know that I like you. And it’d be my honour to take you to dinner some time, if you’re free.”
Bam. And that’s how it’s done.

Ignis:
So, imagine this. It’s late evening at a motel and Ignis has just handed you something warm and sweet to drink. A hot chocolate maybe. And he asks you if you don’t mind him joining you.
When you say no of course not, he smiles and leans against the railing, looking up at the stars.
“I hope you don’t mind, but I wanted to share something with you.” He guides your eyes towards a particular group of stars. “That’s always been my favourite constellation. I always thought it was beautiful. But no where near as lovely as you.”
Wait, what? As you gape at Ignis he smiles and inclines his head in a little bow. “I find myself growing very fond of you and if you’re willing, I’d like it if we could become closer?”
How can you resist that?

anonymous asked:

Hi ! I just wanted to tell you that your little comments on Tom Hiddleston Gifs make me laugh every time ! You notice every little details, like his "collar bar pin" and I love reading your thoughts about it. Your way of phrasing it is really funny and witty. And I love your tumblr <3

Hi, little gray face!

Aw, thank you.  What a sweet message.  I’m here to have fun, I’m not here to stress release in a nasty way.  I want this to be an enjoyable, safe place.  If I rant and rave, it’s because of infuriating things like this:

Originally posted by blog-vibe

and this:

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and this:

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and this:

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Actually, who am I kidding.  Everything.  Pretty much everything this man does is cause for ranting and raving.  Bah.  Stupid Angel Face.

The Pretzels

Pairing: Steve x Reader
Word Count: 431
Warnings: Masturbation, Beginnings of smut?
Request: Anonymous - 10 with Steve (nsfw if you want, or just sfw, I’m cool with either)
Prompt: 10) ‘Hey, have you seen the…? Oh.’
Late at night, you only expected some people to be up. Those who frequently had and were plagued nightmares.

Originally posted by blackiekhalifa

You were one of those people, a lot of innocent lives hand been lost at your own hands. Lives that you could have saved if you had been competent enough, quick enough. But you were too stupid to see the dangers faster that you did.

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cher1808 replied to your post “How are antis pressed rn? They’re literally getting what they…”

The cognitive dissonance they are experiencing keeps them in a perpetually pressed state. Even if the official narrative seems to be delivering for them, unless they are truly naive/stupid they realise there are an awful lot of things that don’t make sense. And no amount of screaming ‘accept the truth’ (i.e. take things at face value) can make illogical things logical. As tired as we are and as futile as our engagement with fandom can feel, I know which side of the argument I’d rather be on.

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  • yuuri: hey yurio could you sign this restraining order
  • yurio: gladly you dumb pig
  • yurio: now I never have to see your stupid face agai-
  • yuuri: hey victor he fell for it he signed the adoption papers ahah you're grounded mister!! haha just kidding your father and I love you

First, understand that the opposite of panic is not blithe acceptance of the situation – it’s clear-minded, positive, day-to-day action. Panic makes you do stupid shit or, even worse, curl up into a ball and do nothing. Don’t tell me you have reason to panic. You never have reason to panic. You have reason to act.

So yeah, be upset for as long as you want. Get drunk. Do whatever you have to do. After that, I want you to sober up, splash water on your face, and consider some facts.

Gay marriage has overwhelming support nationwide – 55 percent to 37 percent against.

Legal abortion is favored by 56 percent, with 41 percent opposed.

The vast majority of the population supports background checks for gun buyers – up to 90 percent in some polls.

A majority of Americans support some kind of universal health care, 58 percent to 37 percent.

64 percent of Americans are worried about global warming. Only 36 percent are not.

And – get this – Americans overwhelmingly agree that immigration helps the country more than it hurts, by a 59 percent to 33 percent margin.

Okay?

Your country didn’t go anywhere. It’s right here where you left it. America is nothing more than a big ol’ collection of people, and those people are more diverse and progressive than they have ever been. That train won’t be stopped. Donald Trump’s supporters are by and large an aging and shrinking demographic. We didn’t see the backlash coming, but that’s on us – a look at our history would have taught us to expect it.

In light of that, there are a few things to understand going forward.

Don’t Panic

Sometimes you can never explain why you love someone, somehow the words are never enough to express it. Maybe it’s just the completeness you feel in your heart when they hold you, or maybe the smile on your face when they tell stupid jokes, or maybe the way your soul calms when they watch you. It’s just the way they make you feel. That is true. Don’t try to explain it. Just feel it.
—  k.m
yoi fanfic rec list

hey guys, i promised to recommend you a few victuuri fanfics and here goes the list!

FLUFF:

When He’s Not Even Trying by qwartooty (2,8k words, chapters 1/1)

“Do you have any kinks?”
Viktor looked down at Phichit, surprised. “Excuse me?”
“Fetishes. Turn-ons. Things that make you go, ‘Oooh! Wow! Yeah!’”
“I know what a kink is. Why are you asking me that kind of question?”
“Don’t look so scandalized. It’s for my psychology project. Which I just told you about, but you were too busy drooling over Yuuri to listen,” Phichit said.

One Night to Blow by qwartooty (3k words, chapters 1/1)

Victor’s and Yuri’s bachelor parties (incl. Victor throwing money at pole dancing Yuuri)

Stupidly Happy With You by qwartooty (3k words, chapters 1/1) 

“You have that stupid look on your face again,” Yurio said, skating up to where Viktor was watching Yuuri.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Viktor said, putting on a very deliberate frown.
“Face it- Katsudon is sucking the cool right out of you.“
“He’s not sucking anything out of me.”
“Ohoho?” Phichit glided by them with a gleefully scandalized look on his face.

i’m not upset by bixgchan (2,5k words, chapters 2/2)

Yuuri-is-only-mine-please-back-off (aka possessive! Victor)

Addicted (to the taste of you) by smudgesofink (6k words, chapters 1/1)

post ep. 7 universe, dinner with friends (Phichit, Chris etc.) after the Cup of China: Yuuri can’t focus on anything other than Victor, incl. lots of teasing, lots of making out

From The Moon by ButterBeerBitch (5k words, chapters 1/1)

that one time Victor finds out why Yuuri has never let him inside his bedroom

Look & See by icterine (3,5k words, chapters 1/1)

This year, Victor Nikiforov falls in love at the Grand Prix Banquet. He’s so glad he decided to show up.

kairosclerosis by celestialfics (1k words, chapters 1/1)

St Petersburg, domestic Victuuri - this should explain it all :)

Unwritten by kaizuka (34k words, chapters 6/6) - a total classic

Soulmates AU where whatever you write on your own skin appears on your soulmate.

SMUT:

Patience by martialartist816 (3,5k words, chapters 1/1)

"You said you wanted me to do something that would excite you.” Yuuri’s voice sounded cool and even above him. Victor suspected he wore a small smile. “This is what I thought of.”

Russians Do It Differently by martialartist816 (3k words, chapters 1/1)

Victor doesn’t understand the concept of personal space. Yuuri isn’t complaining.

Appreciation by anonymous (4k words, chapters 1/1)

Victor takes care of Yuuri after the Cup of China

Got ya
  • Victor: hey Yurio could you sign this restraining order
  • Yurio: gladly you stupid son of a b
  • Yurio: now I never have to see your stupid face ever agai-
  • Victor: hey Yuuri he fell for it! he signed the adoption papers ahah you're grounded mister!! haha just kidding your father and I love you
Declarations of Love: Crooked Kingdom style
  • Matthias: You aren't a flower, you're every blossom in the wood blooming at once. You are a tidal wave. You're a stampede. You are overwhelming.
  • Kaz: I would come for you. And even if I couldn’t walk, I’d crawl to you and no matter how broken we were, we’d fight our way out together-knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that’s what we do. We never stop fighting
  • Jesper: I like your stupid face.
  • lance: hey pidge could you sign this restraining order
  • pidge: gladly you dumb pig
  • pidge: now I never have to see your stupid face agai-
  • lance: hey hunk he fell for it he signed the adoption papers ahah you're grounded mister!! haha just kidding your father and I love you
Peter Parker #2

A/N: I know I have been AWOL, my computer has been very stupid and annoying. Let me know what you guys think xox 

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“You’re n-not, um, w-wearing anything under that, are you…?”                     “Are you trying to turn me on right now or are you really just that oblivious?”                                                                                                        “I-I just wasn’t expecting that. But I liked it. A lot.”


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I’m not them,” you say. “I’m not who hurt you.”
I touch your face tenderly, cupping your cheek.
“Okay. Then who are you?”
“Someone who is deeply, irrevocably in love with you. And you know what? I don’t give a shit. If you hurt me. If I hurt you. And that’s the difference, you know? Between me and them. I love you more than the fear. I’m willing to risk it. I’m willing to fucking pour my heart out to you- right here, right now, when there’s a very real chance you’ll get up and leave and never talk to me again. And maybe I’m stupid for doing this, but I can’t… I cant hold it in anymore. Every time I look at you, you grow more and more beautiful until I can hardly stand it, so fuck it. If you ruin me, if I ruin you, who the fuck cares about the consequences, about the future? Does it really matter if we both feel the same way? Fuck the idea that wreckage can’t be gorgeous. I think the treetops are grateful for the hurricane that rips off their leaves. Goodness, I think they dream about it. I think thy fucking crave it, because for a single, wind struck moment, they get one inch closer to really living. And fuck, I’ll be the leaves this time around. Do you think I care? I’d set myself on fire to see the flames that dance in your eyes. So if you love me, fuck the fear. Fuck the fear. I may not be worth everything, but damn it, I’m worth more than the pain those assholes left you with.
—  ap (12.28.16) im not who hurt you
  • Sealand: Santa Clause is real!
  • America: ghosts and aliens are real!
  • France: ... England... I need to question your parenting skills.
  • England: *innocent and pure face of a child* of course they're real, you stupid frog~!
  • France: *cries* I can't, someone else tell him!!
One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s too busy laughing at the stupid jokes he makes. And it will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realising that you’re not the reason anymore. And then it will finally hit you: it was her, it was always her.
—  Elisabeth Van den Abeele
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Pirate Rivals Captain Swan AU

“I hate your fucking ship, the stupid smirk on your face, the way I want to fuck you even when I ought to run you through with my sword.”

“Believe me, you’re hardly a stroll through the castle gardens yourself, sweetling.” 

(inspired mostly by @initiala​‘s ficlet and @snowscharming“Melt my heart into the sea”)