you and your shoes!

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

How many times do we hear cases of people complaining about life suddenly becoming bad, evil eye and many spiritual illnesses. However, my question is how are we using social media? You’re looking extra good, you put upload it on Facebook. A new house, your wedding photos, that expensive dress, the delicious food, the latest car, the new suit, the coolest phone- you put it on social media. You bought a new headscarf or thobe and it matches your shoes - boom put it on social media. Your smile looks extra nice today, so the world has to see it. You been banging weights and all your mates have to see the 6 pack or the new vein in the bicep so upload it for all to see. That new make up has made you look extra pretty so your friends must see it. You prayed, fasted, cried and gave charity, so your 5,000 friends have to know. Be careful of how you’re exposing your blessings to the world. Not everyone possesses what you do and not every person wants to see you happy. Make sure you pray, recite verses of protection daily and before you sleep. Not everything has to be for social media.
—  Shaykh Mohammed Aslam
Let Me Process First

Yoongi x Reader

Fluff

Warnings: none

Word count: 612

Summary: Your best friend Yoongi has something to confess to you.


He parked the car in your driveway and turned off the engine. Suddenly it got really quiet and you remembered what he had said earlier. “I have something important to tell you before you go by the way.” 

Nerves crept up your spine, but you kept your cool, waiting for your best friend to say something. 

He hesitantly shuffled in his seat and then turned his head to look at you. You raised your eyebrows when he didn’t say anything. Regaining his confidence, Yoongi patted his legs, indicating you to move to sit on his lap. A bright blush crept on your cheeks and you prayed to God that he wouldn’t be able to notice it in the dimly lit car.

You didn’t want to seem too nervous, so without hesitation, you kicked your shoes off just to make sure you wouldn’t dirty his car. Your body responded to his request so fast you were afraid it was too fast, but he didn’t seem to react to it.

You carefully slid yourself on his lap, taking support by placing your hand carefully on his thigh to lift yourself up enough. Yoongi kept his cool, even though he was screaming and panicking from the inside.

You nervously brushed some of your fallen hair away from your face behind your ear. Yoongi placed his arm protectively behind your back, his fingertips brushing your skin through the thin fabric of your shirt, sending shivers down your spine.


He locked eyes with you again, took a small deep breath to prepare himself.

“So you remember when we first met at that music store?” he started calmly.

“Why do I sense this is going to be the most cliche thi-” your words were cut off by Yoongi covering your mouth with his hand. “Don’t ruin this now (Y/N).” he shook his head and you giggled to his hand, raising your hands in surrender. He removed his hand and continued.

“The real reason why I came to talk to you was not because I wanted to ask you about the latest Justin Bieber album-” he was interrupted by your small giggle, glancing at you, but soon going on. “-truth is, I couldn’t take my eyes off of you.” he finished. Realization hit you like a train at what he was saying and all you could do was stare at him while he was looking anywhere else but your eyes.

“So, I guess this is my confession.” he added, confident enough to bring his eyes back to yours. Not much to his expectations, you just kept staring at him with a hint of shock on your face, combined with a sly smile. 

“Oh God, say something!” he threw his hands in the air out of frustration, which made you smile wide, realizing how nervous he actually was.

“I’m still processing this!” you defended yourself, half joking. 

“Still processing? It’s God damn daunting!” he chuckled nervously at you.


You needed to give the boy a relief, after all it must have been difficult to confess like this, so you put on the widest smile and basically dove into his chest, hugging him.

“This is me accepting your confession.” you smiled and mumbled against his chest. Yoongi instantly let out a huge sigh of relief, wrapping his arms around your smaller figure, pressing his head against yours. He smelled so good and felt so warm. You felt so safe and protected wrapped in his arms like in a cocoon. As you rested there comfortably, you soon felt a pair of the softest lips press a kiss in your hair as his thumb rubbed calming circles to your back. Pure happiness.


-


A/N: This is pretty short and it sounded a lot better in my head hahaa *nervous laughter*

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Tumblr Accent Challenge  (Audio or Video):

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

I tag @drunknoah @dragonswithtypewriters @clover-faerie @kyluxxury @cinnamoncountess @dontkillthecharacters @drarryking @baconorigami @elsa-the-snowbitch @maybeshescalibornwithit

anonymous asked:

So, I am the same anom whom asked for the your shoes poem. I really hope that you could write one that has a different story I want you to write one about young love. Take your time.

Young love
Newborn hearts
The kind where you kiss grazed knees
And hold hands in the dark
Fresh eyes
Look into mine
Before the toil of life
Has torn out my smile
Shiny skin
Under broad sunlight
What a wonderful feeling
To brew inside

thanks @paulbenjamins for tagging me!

  1.  Are you named after someone? not that I know of
  2. When was the last time you cried? I can’t remember
  3. Do you like your handwriting? hahahaha no
  4. What is your favorite lunch meat? probably baloney or roast beef 
  5. Do you have kids? thank god no
  6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? idk
  7. Do you use sarcasm? yeap
  8. Do you still have your tonsils? yes
  9. Would you bungee jump? probably
  10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Quaker oatmeal squares
  11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? nope
  12. Do you think you’re a strong person? not really
  13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? mint chocolate, pistachio, green tea
  14. What is the first thing you notice about people? I’m not sure
  15. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? idk
  16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? purple and barefoot
  17. What are you listening to right now? Litourgiya - Batushka
  18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? grey
  19. Favorite smell? my place in Seoul
  20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? probably my dad
  21. Favorite sport to watch? hockey I guess, or tae kwon do
  22. Hair color? black
  23. Eye color? brown
  24. Do you wear contacts? no
  25. Favorite food to eat? Korean junk food
  26. Scary movies or comedy? horror, unless it’s black comedy
  27. Last movie you watched? Our Children (2012)
  28. What color of shirt are you wearing? red
  29. Summer or winter? winter if it’s clear/snowy
  30. Hugs or kisses? hugs
  31. What book are you currently reading? Biopsychology by Pinel :)))
  32. Who do you miss right now? my high school friends
  33. What is on your mouse pad? “Medison Healthcare”
  34. What is the last TV program you watched? Bloodline
  35. What is the best sound? Seventh Wonder’s soaring choruses
  36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? idk
  37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Seoul-Toronto
  38. Do you have a special talent? nothing in particular…

I’ll tag @impala-pilot67, @capriciousuke and @sociallyawkwardsoprano again from my activity page and anyone else that wants to do it^^

1. Are you named after someone? No. My name is too unique and i have no idea where my mom got it. Jazrine is my real name, Rin for short. Hihihi

2. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday after watching the last episode of Bloodline, Season 1. 

3. Do you like your handwriting? No. My handwriting is a mess tbh

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? It’s a Filipino food named Pork Sinigang.

5. Do you have kids? NO

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I guess

7. Do you use sarcasm? Yes lmao

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes

9. Would you bungee jump? Yes!

10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Koko Krunch <3

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Yes if i wear sneakers

12. Do you think you’re a strong person? i would have killed myself anytime now if i’m not.

13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Strawberry, Mango and Vanilla

14. What is the first thing you notice about people? well people are people that’s all i can say

15. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? My feet

16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? uh i wear a shirt and shorts and slippers right now???

17. What are you listening to right now? A korean ballad entitled Rain by Soyou and Baekhyun

18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black

19. Favorite smell? A newly bought crayons! <3

20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My daddy <3

21. Favorite sport to watch? i’m not fond of sports

22. Hair color? Naturally black, currently light blonde

23. Eye color? Brown

24. Do you wear contacts? No

25. Favorite food to eat? Pasta

26. Scary movies or comedy? Both

27. Last movie you watched? John Wick Chapter 2

28. What color of shirt are you wearing? White

29. Summer or winter? I haven’t experienced the winter season and we only have two seasons here: summer and rainy

30. Hugs or kisses? BOTH

31. What book are you currently reading? Dang i still need to finish the Library of Souls by Ransom Riggs

32. Who do you miss right now? My dad, my relatives in Nevada and London, my old friends and Cacau @notbenmendelsohn 

33. What is on your mouse pad? Just a design of Windows 10 in it

34. What is the last TV program you watched? A Korean TV drama, Pretty Woman

35. What is the best sound? Any genre will do except screamos

36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? The Beatles

37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Shanghai, China.

38. Do you have a special talent? Singing and playing guitar (i still need more coaching on plucking tho ;;)

Thank you Bre @orson-bigdaddy-krennic for tagging me <3

Tagging: @notbenmendelsohn @stripperanakin @tullusaufidius @queeniegoldsteiinn @mikkelsenmads @missmendelsohn and @mendelsin // tag me for those who wants to do it! :)

Keeping Yourself Protected

Ways to provide protection from spiritual and physical beings:

  • Make a witches bottle: They provide you with protection against curses, hexes, and spells sent your way as well as to protect your property and possessions.  
  • Salt circle: A salt circle provides the person inside with protection from negative entities and demons. Line your window sills and door way entrances with salt to create an impenetrable barrier.      
  • Iron: Repels evil.Three iron nails driven into a doorway or window sill will block negativity from entering your home. Note: Iron repels Fae!
  • Plants: Some plants have protective properties. 
  • Ask your deity for protection
  • Mint leaves in your shoes protects you from curses
  • Put pepper in protection sachets to protect against magickal attacks.
  • Burn bay leaves to reverse curses
  • Scrawl your home and clothes with protective sigils
  • Quartz Crystals: Provides protection.
  • Visualization
  • Paint your front porch blue to ward off ghosts:They fear water so this may confuse them.
  • Hang an upside down horse shoe above your door: to ward off evil spirits.
  • Hang wind chimes around your home: To scare off bad spirits
  • Nazar or evil eye: Protects your home from bad luck.   
  • Rowan: Two branches from rowan trees bound together with red thread in the shape of a cross. It provides protection when hung above doorways, according to celtic traditions.
  • Arrowheads: Placed above your door will help keep burglars and unwanted guests out.
  • Cinnamon Sticks: Tied over the door will protect your home.
  • Rosemary wreath: A wreath of rosemary bound with green thread can provide your home with protection. Add other plants that correspond with protection as well. 
  • Ivy: Grown up your house provides protection,
  • Mistletoe: Hung in the house protects it from thunder and lightning.
  • Acorn: According to Norse mythology, placing an acorn on the window sill protects the home from being struck by lightning. 
  • Pine branch: Where it for protection.
  • Create your own protection amulet
  • Place mirrors around your home to deflect the evil eye  

Sources: Charissascaulderon.com, scribol.com                                  

Stay safe and have a Happy New Year!

==Moonlight Academy==    

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This was another thing I thought of after I saw the comic. Genji’s proud, of course - Hanzo is finding his aesthetic and Genji thinks this is adorable as heck - but that won’t stop him from making fun of Hanzo about it.

(he needs to warn McCree before he goes in for a sudden glomp though)

musical theatre gothic

•it’s tech week. it’s so hot under the lights. you haven’t been home in four days. you’re so sweaty. you’re so miserable. and it keeps getting hotter. is it hell week? or just hell?

•the sound effects don’t work. the sounds don’t work. the sounds you make don’t work. you open your mouth and try to make a sound. it doesn’t work.

•your makeup is too orange. you try to scrub it off, and then you realize it’s already gone. this is what your face looks like.

•you try to take off your character shoes. you realize that they are now your feet.

•you can only speak in your character’s accent now. you don’t remember what it’s like without it. haven’t you always spoken that way?

•people dressed all in black are always hurrying by. they never slow down. once, you bump into one. they have no face.

•your prop is missing. you begin to doubt you ever had a prop in the first place.

•someone is napping backstage. they cannot be woken up.

•your leads are dating now. your leads are married now. your leads are parents now. your leads are grandparents, are retired, are dying in each other’s arms. it’s only been two weeks.

•"we need to get this down by opening night,“ barks your director. you’re always working towards opening night. opening night never comes.

have you ever been in a situation where you could catch someone in a lie, except the lie was so piddling and the evidence is such a weird thing to notice that you’d end up being the asshole

like “you said you hurried and even took the back route to get here faster but there’s no mud on your shoes, clearly you took the sidewalk that takes ten minutes longer”, who even cares, how do you call someone on that without looking like

anyway i propose a new show about someone who would be a master detective but they’re been letting people get away with murder for years because they were awkward and didn’t want to say anything

Organized by Ao3 hit count, here are the

MOST READ LOUIS AND HARRY FICS OF 2013

  1. Pull Me Under by zarah5
  2. Things Have Gotten Closer To The Sun by starseas
  3. Red Brick Heart by hazmesentir
  4. Like A Bastard On The Burning Sea by vashtaneradas
  5. Speaking of Marvels by navigator, quitter
  6. Never Shut Us Down by togetherwecouldbealright
  7. Nothing Else But Us Right Here by supernope
  8. Take Off Your Running Shoes by polkadotpeacoat
  9. You You You by isthatyoularry
  10. We’re Okay by scottmcniceass
  11. Fall Into Your Gravity by zarah5
  12. This Shifting Ground by zarah5
  13. Learning To Breathe by youcomecrash
  14. Another Hazy May by deLILAh
  15. River Flows In You by sarcasticfluentry
  16. Sing When You’re Winning by hazmesentir
  17. I Hear You Calling In The Dead Of Night by Thelonelycoast
  18. Kink Therapy by PuzzlingApproach
  19. No One Does It Better by nodibs
  20. Talk Like A Top Take It Like A Bottom by harrysprostate
  21. Monsters At Home by theteapirate
  22. A House Built Out Of Stone by robpatFF
  23. These Roads We Stumble Down by onewasturning
  24. Don’t Look Down by zarah5
  25. A Grocery List Pinned To Blue by dangerbears
  26. Bring Your Body, Baby by smuttythings
  27. Push You Over The Edge (So I Can Pull You Back) by orphan_account
  28. Put It All On Me by LoadedGunn
  29. Thank The Hotel by PuzzlingApproach
  30. You Come Beating Like Moth’s Wings by supernope
  31. There’s No Way That I Could Share You by paladincoolcats
  32. Sizing Up Your Storm Clouds by darkerwings
  33. One Day by sarcasticfluentry
  34. You Give Me Fever (What A Lovely Way To Burn) by OneDirectionsErections
  35. Can I Make It Any More Obvious? by slashter
  36. The One Where Harry Really Doesn’t Have Ten Cats by LoadedGunn
  37. You Let Me Violate You (You Bring Me Closer To God) by OneDirectionsErections
  38. Celebrity Discount by LoadedGunn
  39. Truly, Madly, Deeply (10 Things I Hate About You) by sunsetmog
  40. Glimpse Of The Silhouettes by orphan_account
  41. We Are Honey And The Bee by soleilouis
  42. I Had The Life Of Ordinary, I Spat It Out by TableForThree
  43. Trusting Things Beyond Mistake by sarcasticfluentry
  44. Three Day Getaway by smuttythings
  45. This Is The Road To Ruin (And We’re Starting At The End) by orphan_account
  46. Promise Not To Stop When I Say When by becka, mediaville
  47. Maybe This Time by sunsetmog
  48. Hold Onto Your Stars by vashtaneradas
  49. Outlast by disarm_d
  50. Heroes Of The Orange Skies by queenmcgonagall

Post 2/? of the Louis & Harry Fic History series

y'all are mean. what if komaeda’s shoes have feelings? do you think they cry themselves to sleep whenever someone calls them ugly? “wELL TOO BAD THEY CANT BECAUSE THEY’RE SHOES AND SHOES DONT HAVE FEELINGS” IS WHAT YOU WOULD SAY. but hey what if komaeda’s shoes have them?? WHAT IF THEY GOT THE ABILITY TO FEEL FOR 2 MINUTES AND THE ONLY THING THEY GOT TO FEEL IS YOUR HATE and they spend their whole life depressed bc they can feel nothing but your salt. why dont we talk about amami’s shoes.. they’re horrible anD YET NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THEM like really what the fuck are those… i’m also fighting momota’s slippers. i’ll fight your shoes too btw. i’ll fight your friend’s shoes. i’ll figHT EVERYONES shoes. fuck it im becoming a sjw. I AM BECOMING A LAWYER. watch me make a positivity blog for the double zippered shoes. poor shoes were cursed from birth its not their fault… and y'all are just blaming them like that..what if they were having a nice dinner with family and suddenly they remember what username monodaddy said about them being a disgrace and tHEY CANNOT ENJOY THEIR DINNER ANYMORE. GOOD JOB YOU RUINED IT. IT IS TOO LATE NOW. dont come asking for forgiveness later… what are they supposed to do when their children ask them why cant they live the same normal life as other shoes? wHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM?? even if you hate komaeda’s shoes and you’re like “hah serves them r i g h t"you should at least respect komaeda’s fashion sense… this boy did his best to look cool for you guys and thats how you repay him.. smh. they try ok. they do their best.

Heavy Petting (M)

MASTERLIST

Genre: Smut, Cathybrid! AU

Word count: 4k

pairing: Jimin x reader

Warnings: rated M, sexual content, language, cat/human hybrid, (reverse?) thigh riding, sub!Jimin

A/N: part of cathybrid!BTS miniseries!

others:  Yoongi   |   Taehyung

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”Its not dark enough.” “Darling it’s black” “Not black enough


“Why are you crying did someone say something really stupid again”


“I didn’t mean to sound like a psychopath when I said that I just hate people”


“Fucking hell am I the only one here who is not an uncultured swine”


“How am I supposed to express my emotions if I can’t even fucking swear in the essay professor”


“I’m sorry do words with more than 3 syllables confuse you?”


“If you don’t shut the fuck up about how uncomfortable your shoes are I will get you muggle crocs for Christmas.”


“Professor am I not meant to be truthful? Then why am in trouble for for calling her out on being a raging bitch?”


“I love you but I don’t need this right now please leave”


“Stop crying, he’s not worth your tears”