you and your face should just stop

cuddly / platonic-ish memes

  • “your feet are cold.”
  • “movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”
  • “you’re hogging the blankets!”
  • “we should cuddle… for warmth.”
  • “is that your hand on my leg?”
  • “scoot over.”
  • “can we watch something else? this is scary.” 
  • “are you shivering?” 
  • “if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”
  • “did you eat all the popcorn?”
  • “your hair keeps getting in my face.”
  • “are you even wearing pants??”
  • “stop kicking me!”
  • “you’re a good pillow.”
  • “do i look like a foot-rest to you?”
  • “do i look like a pillow to you?”
  • “i’m cold.”
  • “why can’t you ever just lay still?”
the signs as iconic tweets

aries: @MarinasDiamonds: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me. Shocked & upset. 

taurus: @zaynmalik: Ask me if I give a motherfuck ?!! 

gemini: @LanaDelRey: U should feel lucky to have my $79 lipstick kisses all over your face. Ur probably used to those cheap tricks kissin u w their .99 cent lips 

cancer: @zaynmalik: @Louis_Tomlinson remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine ?

leo: @kanyewest: kim doesn’t understand what a blessing I am to her 

virgo: @rihanna: Fuck I look like ho? I look like yes and ya look like no 

libra: @justinbieber: If u didn’t get tickets to the believe tour find a way to sneak in lol 

scorpio: @NICKIMINAJ: When I was about 11 I snapped @ a slumber party n startin beatin da shit out this girl who was pickin on me! Lmao. Her name was Dameka 

sagittarius: @KimKardashian: Her eyes were closed and I was feeling my look! Can I live?!?! 

capricorn: @Real_Liam_Payne: I can promise I am not engaged this I can promise you. I’m only 17 I love green beans 

aquarius: @ArianaGrande: @ItsGiovannaP Not for eating my own used tampon, that’s for damn sure. 

pisces: @Louis_Tomlinson: Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis

The signs as Monster Factory moments
  • Aries: The Arbys witch
  • Taurus: When The Boy Mayor could not stop dancing
  • Gemini: When the Bee Movie creation came back as an enemy
  • Cancer: Just Like Bart
  • Leo: "I think dogs should be able to vote!"
  • Virgo: Their reactions every time they find the similar face feature
  • Libra: "How does your backyard barbecue go, The Smiths? Pretty good, it does not seem. Haha. I tell little joke. Next time you invite Pam."
  • Scorpio: When they named a guard 'bookshelf' and put a book on him and said nothing
  • Sagittarius: Succotash gliding to 'On the Wings of Love'
  • Capricorn: Everyone started yelling "Totinos"
  • Aquarius: Shrek nipples
  • Pisces: A Chiquita Dave beach party
Christians facing Mental health problems

Your belief in Jesus has nothing to do with it.
It has nothing to do with a lack of faith.
It has nothing to do with how often you read your Bible.
It will not go away just because you read it more.
No matter how hard you pray if you have meds you should still take them and see your doctor.
Having depression does not mean you are ungreatful for what God has done for you.
You are not possessed by Satan or demons.
This is not because of your sins.
Going to church more will probably not stop it.

You deserve to see a doctor, you deserve treatment, you deserve to be given medication if you need it.

The Sister of my Alpha ~Naughty November~

Prompt: Being Scott’s little sister and seeing Liam behind his back.

Pairing: Liam x Reader

Word  Count: 470

Warning: Just a quick blowie

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EXO react to coming home to you asleep in lingerie

m8y if you think this is too erotic you haven’t met me

Also this is gender-neutral :3


Sehun:*he didn’t notice you were asleep at first but he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw your peaceful face. Was very conflicted after seeing you exposed like that and he couldn’t just forget so he thought of a bunch of excuses for waking you up, none of which were any good but that didn’t stop him*


Kai:*you’d think he’d be shy but not today. When he walked into the bedroom to see your body lying asleep and barely covered he couldn’t help but wander over and sit gently next to you and gaze at you he creeping, tracing every curve of your body with his eyes lustfully, unsure if he should wake you*


Tao:*already ripping his top off when he caught a glimpse of you in lingerie only to realise you were sleeping so he pouted and waited for you to wake up. When you didn’t for a long time he eventually resorted to taking his laptop into the bathroom to relieve his frustration nothing*

dana dis gif for u


D.O:*very fluffy and turned on when he walked in on you almost naked and fast asleep. He carefully climbed onto the bed beside you and cuddled up to you, admiring every inch and curve of your body as he settled a hand on your thigh, a gentle attempt to wake you because even he couldn’t resist your bod*


Chanyeol:*surprisingly he didn’t wake you up when he came stumbling into the apartment after staying late at the studio. He smirked at the sight of you sleeping on the bed wearing his favourite lingerie that you owned. Since you’d probably tried to stay up for him, he didn’t see the harm in gently shaking you awake there was a lot of harm you were not happy*


Chen:*naturally his first instinct when he walked in on you sleeping and basically naked was to wake you up and continue what you’d semi-started. In the rush to undress you further, he forgot how cranky you get when you first wake up and didn’t expect you to moan at him - in the wrong way aahha im so funny. However as you stared at his pouting smiling face you couldn’t resist jumping on him because who could let’s be honest*


Baekhyun:*when he returned home to you sleeping on the couch in lingerie, he wasn’t about to settle down. So he ran through a mental list of ways to wake you in the most ‘accidental’ way and eventually dropped a pile of books on the floor. It sure woke you up, but as it was an ‘accident’ he didn’t get the blame and instead got the pus/dic*


“Oops :3”


Lay:*the biggest struggle of his life was not waking you up and banging you right there and then. You looked so gorgeous and quiet lying there asleep in very exposing clothes and he had difficulty leaving you there in peace. Resorted to carefully covering you with a blanket so he wouldn’t be tortured by your body and left the room*


“Resist, boi”


Suho:*he crept through the apartment late at night after a long day of practise, expecting you to be asleep - which you were. But he was taken aback when he saw you asleep in lingerie, and although you looked so beautiful lying calm and sleeping, he thought you’d look even more beautiful underneath him*

sudaddy has been messing with me i needed this


Kris:*walking in on you asleep on the couch in lingerie was the perfect surprise for him that evening. You stirred as he closed the door - possibly a bit loudly on purpose - and once you sat up all you saw was Yifan across the room, beckoning you over. His eyes were lustful and you quite happily jolted the sleep from your limbs and wandered over to him, anticipating whatever he had planned*


Luhan:*quietly sneaked into the house after staying late at work and saw you fast asleep in lingerie that complimented your body perfectly. He felt the biggest urge ever to march straight over to you, pick you up and pin you against the wall, removing the few clothes you were already wearing, and sure enough that’s what he did*


Xiumin:*did a double take when he saw you half naked and spread out elegantly on the couch. However in your wait for him to get home you’d dozed off, and as adorable as that was to him he couldn’t help but wake you and have you spread out in a different way what i what nothing*

going through all my xiu gifs and narrowing it down to one real struggles


Idon’t own the gifs, credit to respective owners

The Mythical Disabled Person Who’s So Much More Disabled Than You

Speaking out about your experience of disability can be an uncomfortable thing. I often find myself beset with the question, ‘am I disabled enough to advocate as a disabled person?’ ‘Am I qualified to speak here?’ ‘Maybe I’m a fraud. I was diagnosed so long ago, maybe I’m making excuses and not trying hard enough?’ And, the ever-annoying, ‘What about the Mythical Disabled Person Who’s So Much More Disabled Than Me?’

Just as disabled people face pressure to attain an abled ideal, we’re also often haunted by the Mythical Disabled Person Who’s So Much More Disabled Than You. You’re not that disabled, stop whining, just think about someone else who has all your difficulties plus this other one that you don’t have! Shut up about your amputation, what about the quadriplegics of the world! You should be grateful. It could be worse. Don’t ask for accommodations, that’s for REAL disabled people who are So Much More Disabled Than You. Don’t look into the disability benefit, that’s for Properly Disabled People Who Are So Much More Disabled Than You. Don’t park in the disability space, that’s for REAL PROPER disabled people! Yes I know you can’t walk further than 5 metres but YOU JUST NEED TO TRY HARDER.

These messages come from the outside, then, all too often, become our inner talk. We’re indoctrinated with an ‘ability hierarchy’. There are the abled people above you, people similar to you, and below you are the People More Disabled Than You. You figure you’re supposed to spend your life trying to become like the abled people above you, and in this eternal quest you’re supposed to think about how much easier you have it than the People More Disabled Than You and then feel guilty about every struggle you ever have. 

The problem is, this ability hierarchy has no basis in the lived realities of disabled people. It’s used against us in ways that harm us. Because we are all wedged in the awkward middle, where we don’t sail through the world like the normal folks but we’re made to  feel like any assistance, empathy or compassion should be reserved for the Real Disabled People Who Are So Much More Disabled. 

The ability hierarchy makes us feel ashamed to ask for services and accommodations that we need and qualify for. It alienates us from each other. And, like so many other disability myths, it frames disability as an inherent negative. You’re expected to feel grateful you’re not More Disabled. And since you’re not More Disabled, surely Normality is within reach? Maybe you’re not trying hard enough. Just THINK of the MYTHICAL DISABLED PERSON who’s SO MUCH MORE DISABLED THAN YOU!!! You should feel LUCKY!!!! 

The Mythical Disabled Person Who’s So Much More Disabled Than You actually doesn’t exist. There’s always going to be someone facing more challenges. Or different challenges. There is always the possibility of another difficulty cropping up. For every disabled person on the planet, there is that Mythical Disabled Person So Much More Disabled Than Them. It’s really just a myth used to dismiss the needs of disabled people. What right do you have to speak up about your needs, in light of this Mythical Disabled Person Who’s So Much More Disabled Than You? What right have you to argue that disability should be more accepted? What authority do you have? You’re not the Mythical Disabled Person Who’s So Much More Disabled Than You, so you’re just speaking from a place of whining. 

There is no real ‘ability hierarchy’-disability is diverse and complex. You might be able to get up on stage in front of thousands of people to tell jokes but have a panic attack over a cinnamon cookie (hi, that would be me). Your difficulties might not be easily condensed and summed up. There may be days when you’re completely ‘normal’ and days you’re completely not. None of this invalidates your struggles. Instead of thinking in terms of ‘more disabled’ or ‘less disabled’, try to think in terms of meeting people’s needs, taking them seriously, and banishing the stigma of disability. No disabled person is ever going to win this game-it’s time we all stopped playing.

BLOODBORNE SENTENCE MEME.

  • The morning always comes.
  • This will be your home, for now.
  • Look at you, you sorry drunk.
  • Don’t you worry. This will help you forget.
  • I’ve never been use to anyone.
  • I only wanted to help…
  • Your blood is tainted.
  • You shall not abscond your crimes!
  • Is it the blood, or are you just raving mad?
  • This can’t be the real you. …Please, stop.
  • I have no time for your petty lies.
  • I will never leave your side.
  • Your presence somehow soothes.
  • I only wanted…to be your….friend
  • Would you ever think to love me?
  • You let the blood get the best of you.
  • Remember yourself. You are not a beast.
  • You are no more than a beast. I should’ve known.
  • Too proud to show your true face, eh?
  • I don’t seem apt for this life anymore.
  • Please, just stop. Stop, please!
  • Of course…I do love you.
  • We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood.
  • My eyes grow heavy…Let me rest a while. I’ll be fine, just wait.
  • Whatever can be gained from this place, it will do more harm than good.
  • We must find a way to surpass our own stupidity. 
  • Isn’t it time someone put you out of your misery?
  • I’d like to tender my thanks, but I haven’t much to offer.
  • Just think about what you’re doing. It’s utter madness.
  • What good is your immortality now!
  • You’ll be one of them, sooner or later.
  • May you find your worth in the waking world.
  • Have you got a screw loose? Or is it your…animal intuition?
  • You hunters have got more blood on your hands.
  • Hunters are killers, nothing less!
  • You call me a beast? A beast? What would you know? I didn’t ask for this!
  • Without fear in our hearts, we’re little different from the beasts themselves.
  • You can’t bottle everything up inside. You mustn’t be afraid to share.
  • Rancid beasts, every last one of us.
  • I should think you still have dreams?
  • But…do the gods love their creations?
  • May the good blood guide your way.
  • You know not the value you posses. 
  • The things you hunt, they’re not beasts. They’re people.
  • If you insist on hunting them, then I will hunt you first. You understand me?
  • What is the meaning of this? Why turn your blade on me?
  • Oh don’t you worry. Whatever happens, you may think it all a mere bad dream.
The Lucky Numbskull

- Po Town is connected to Wonder Trade, remember?

You were just a Grunt. That’s all you were known as; Grunt. No one special, no one cool. Just Grunt.

Yet even so, you tried your best. Behind Guzma’s back yoU talked with Nanu, trying desperately to get a better understanding of how to raise Pokémon. Plumeria helped, though she would often remark that you were being dumb, and should stop acting so shady. You didn’t though.

Then, a miracle happened. Well, something like a miracle, though the feeling of your face on fire begged to differ. The miracle came through Wonder Trade.

Most members of Team Skull didn’t use Wonder Trade, seeing it as being weird wacky science. But after forever you just had to give it a try. And as you said goodby to your Formantis, a Pokémon was sent in return.

At first you had no idea what the hell it was. Plumeria eventually told you it was a “Larvesta” and that it was a bug/fire type. A very, very strong one too. It loved to fight, even if it would act as though it received its victories with grace. Ever though you needed help, and turned to Guzma.

You look around you now, hoping he’ll show up. Guzma was your boss, your leader, your boy. He was an example of how far strength could get someone, and he’d been the one to suggest you pull up your pants and start training the Larvesta.

It took a lot of time and patience; oh boy did you need patience. Raising it took forever, and it didn’t help that it occasionally didn’t listen. Only those with Island Stamps could get them to listen. And with how Guzma had felt you didn’t know if he’d approve you taking on the Island challenge.

Holding your challenge badge, you grip it tightly. The falling out had been brutal. You’d been all but tossed head over heels when you told them you wanted to take up the challenge again. Guzma had fought you, trying to show you just how much you still had to learn before you were ready. You didn’t care though. You had to go.

Now you stand, alone, the Elite Four defeated and the champion before you. Your team is at your side, all eager to see what they will do, and yet your eyes turn to the stands around you as they’re filled with people. You’d hoped, wished that they’d show up. But then that seemed a dream.

All of a sudden, there’s a raucous whooping and hollering. Blinking, you turn to the area behind you, looking into the stands. As you turn, a group of people pull out flat boards and hold them over their heads. There are words on them, and an arrow pointed your way.

“THAT’S MA BOY”

It’s Team Skull, making a nuisance of themselves and a general ruckus. But your eyes are on Guzma, who locks eyes with your own. He shrugs, clearly taken aback that you’ve come so far. Then, staring past you at the champion, he smirked and shakes his head.

He knows. You both know. But now, you don’t care. Win or lose, this is the day you’ve dreamt of. And for that, you and your team will show the champion and the world just how thickskulled the finest Grunt of Team Skull truly was.

SHINee when you try to flirt with them

Originally posted by sibelhomme-tumb

ONEW: Your shy and awkward attempt to flirt with Onew would make him fall for you instantly. He’d see the same quirkiness and weirdness that he too possesses.  

“I can’t flirt either but I hope my weirdness is attractive in some way. Is that why you like me?” 

Originally posted by shinee-l

KEY: Key would chuckle and run his hand through his hair with a smirk on his face. 

“Oh babe, we really need to get you some flirting lessons don’t we? It’s just lucky that you’re gorgeous so it doesn’t matter. Let me take your number.” 

He confidently gets out his phone and adds you under ‘gorgeous lady.’

Originally posted by sataeminism

TAEMIN: “Ahhh sorry, I’m not really good with this whole interracting with girls thing. I think you’re really pretty too… Damn, sorry. Was that too forward? Should I stop?” 

*Minho shouts at him* “Just ask her out already!” 

Originally posted by dearmyfairyboy

MINHO: Minho would think you were adorable and love your innocence. 

“You’re so cute! Though let’s have a drink. I’m not the best at flirting when I’m sober either.” 

He’d bravely take your hand and guide you to the bar. 

Originally posted by celes-tae

JONGHYUN: Jonghyun would completely ignore the fact that you were shy and introverted when you were trying to flirt and just notice how perfect you were. 

“Oh, don’t apologise for being nervous! I barely even noticed! Umm, would you notice if I held your hand for the rest of the night though?” 

Always stop, and look at who is beside you. When you’re in the middle of Times Square, when you’re at the ocean, when you’re all screaming at the top of your lungs at a concert, stop. Yes, what is in front of you is incredible. Yet what’s beside you, should not be missed either. The look on your best friends, your mothers, or your little brothers face, is not something to be missed either. That is completely irreplaceable. Capture that moment, just as clearly, if not clearer than what is actually in front of you. Never forget the look of euphoria on the faces of those you love. Hold onto those images, like the great treasure that they are.
DEAR PHANDOM

Dear PHANDOM i challenge all of you What do i mean you ask ? It’s almost phil lester ’s 30th birthday he’s growing up and we accept that It’s not bad or anything we now he will never stop being phil which makes me relieved So on to the challenge .. On his birthday eve or just his birthday Draw cat whiskers on your face and take a photo Or just draw cat whiskers on objects if you don’t want your face seen (me) And post it on tumblr or anywhere else Spread the word if you care about phil lester I CHALLENGE ALL OF YOU!!!! P.s I think we should send it to phil too then he’ll have to see that we care Bye spread the word !! Meow And don’t cry CRAFT! And by the way when your done tag ‘phil’s 30th birthday ’ okay cause that is important

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Okay listen Imagine lying in bed all cuddled up next to your boyfriend Calum, while he is still asleep. So you use the moment to not so creepily watch him, because he usually gets to shy when you study his features and you just can’t yourself and admire your handsome boy, wondering how you got so lucky. After some time he opens his eyes and as soon as he catches you staring he starts to hide his face in his hands and crawls further under the blanket and demands with his raspy morning voice that you should stop staring. You do as he wishes, because you know how embarrassed he gets and tell him that you’ll go and make breakfast, but Calum just holds onto you and doesn’t let you leave the bed, trying to hold on to one of the rare mornings you both have together as long as possible. Soon you start to notice that he studies you features just as well, as you try to do with his and ask him why he is allowed to do so and you aren’t. And he just answered that he tries to not to get to close to you, in case you have to break up over the long distance or he fucks something up while he is on tour. And you knew calum had some issues with relationships and the term of love, that is what everyone was saying at least. So you start to ramble about how you want to spend the time you together as close as possible in the best way ever, so you have nothing to regret in case you may break up. And suprisingly he agrees and in your euphoria about the achievement, you accidentally let the three big words slip out of your mouth and you immediately close your eyes, you don’t wanna see the reaction of the boy that apparently isn’t capable of love. But he just says it back, telling you that the time he spends with you, is in fact the first time he feels alive and at peace since a long time!

Why the girl from high school is not so much at fault

I don’t like how everybody are hating on the girl from high school. Like, I understand that Bum has a disorder, and I understand that she was pretty shitty at the end (no one should say “go die” to someone) but let’s face it: she was young and Yoonbum was a creep.

Like, she was really nice to him at the beginning? Even when her abuse stopped? Some people said she started ignoring him afterwards, but no, not at all - she goes shopping with him! She just started to freak out because Yoonbum clearly said to her ‘’Well, I can buy you this ring because I’m your boyfriend, right?’’. Seriously, which girl would in her right mind not freak out when someone say something like that??

So she stopped talking to him: maybe not the more mature response to this, but well, it’s better to start ignoring him when he has this kind of ideas, right? But the guy is still insisting. The guy just talk and talk and talk to her, even steal from her, even find out what’s her breast size is! She’s not even insulting him, she’s just avoiding him with repeating to him that they’ll talk ‘’next time’’. She snaps one time (ONE TIME) by telling him she destroyed his letter, and he starts screaming at her, telling everybody in class that she was raped by his father. Like, he screams like that her biggest secret just because he’s upset?

I would be hating the men. I mean, seriously, I would be so angry at him and creeped out to. But she still continue to ignore him - until she heard that the guy is telling to everyone that they’re dating.

Who the fuck, in their right mind, wouldn’t be angry? And who the fuck, when you confront him, wouldn’t freak out when the guy just talk about her breast, and how much he liked the bruises left by her father? Personally, I would have surely slapped the men, or call the the school to help me because I would be scared.

Seriously, I love Yoonbum. I want to protect this child from all harm in this world, and hope he really find happiness. But that’s because I know he’s mentally ill, and that we know him in a way strangers don’t. I understand the reaction of this girl: there’s a slightly mentally ill guy who likes me in my class and, even if the situation is far from this extreme and even if I stay polite to him, it’s kind of unnerving when the other party doesn’t understand ‘’no’’.

This girl in high school had a right to react how she did, even if it’s cruel. It’s very hard to understand mental illness.

  • Draco: *flattens hair anxiously*
  • Harry: Draco, stop. You look incredible.
  • Draco: There's going to be so many reporters, I knew I should have worn my other suit.
  • Harry: Stop worrying. Nobody is going to look at you and think "his hair is terrible" or "that colour doesn't suit him."
  • Draco: Sentimental gi-
  • Harry: They're going to be like "Draco Malfoy is dating the fittest lad in Britain."
  • Draco: You're a git. Just a git. There's no sentiment. I hate your stupid face.

It hurts, seeing him for the first time in what feels like centuries. He’s handling you so gently but there’s a storm of violence buried in his eyes. He grins at you, lip almost stained with blood. Blood that wasn’t there before, last you saw him, standing proud. Blood and pain that you know you caused. But hope blossoms in your chest and your hands stop shaking when you say his name.

It hurts, finding him again after you both ran. Losing yourselves in otherselves, other lovers, other leaders. His eyes are hard when they look at you and you can’t name the emotion in his face, it’s one you can’t recognize, one you’ve never seen before. He looks lost, like he’s on a long path in the forests and it’s dark and his one light just flickered out of existence. You want to cry, he should never look so horrified and broken.

It hurts, fighting with him, throwing your body and words into causing him pain. You know him like you know the back of your hand, like you know your mother’s laugh, you know him better than you know yourself most days. You know how to twist the knife, how to make him bleed, how to hurt him. But hurting him hurts you and he can’t bear to see you pain. So you win but’s a empty victory, you feel like you’ve lost more than you’ve won when he looks at you with such betrayal. 

It hurts, all of it. The way he wraps your injuries, the way he stands by your side, the way he believes in you. It’s a throb in your chest, an ache in your heart and when you say you trust him you know in your bones that nothing has ever been closer to the truth. 

You ask yourself, looking at him, is this love? Is love meant to hurt this bad? And when he turns to you and holds out his hand all you do is think, yes

Fluffmas Day 21-Meeting The Family (Hamilsquad x Reader)

You nervously played with the sleeves of your jacket as your heart pounded in your ears. You mentally rehearsed your introduction to Mr and Mrs Washington as you walked up the driveway with your boyfriends. Your mind playing out all the worst things could happen.

“Calm down, Babydoll. You look like your about to throw up.” soothed Hercules, obviously noticing your nerves about what’s about to happen.

“I think I just might.” You held your stomach. “I think those butterflies decided to have a rock concert. Maybe I should sit this one out—”

Alexander and Lafayette laced their arms in yours, stopping you from running away.

“Sorry, babe, but you won’t solve anything by running away.”

“Nothing to worry about, mon belle. It is only Christmas dinner with Les Washington.”

“How is that not terrifying! What if they don’t like me?! What if I trip and fall on my face in front of them?! What if I end breaking some priceless antique or knock over a bookshelf?! What if they hate me so much they ban from seeing you guys and that makes us break up and—”

John quickly spun you into his arms and gave you a kiss to quiet you. When you pulled away from each other, you silent in embarrassment.

John patted you the head. “None of that’s going to happen. Stop thinking the worse and just relax.”

“They’re going to love you. Just like we do.” added Herc, grabbing your hand.

“You think so?” You looked at your boyfriends. “I just don’t want to embarrass myself in front of The Washingtons. You guys are always saying how Mr Washington has like a father to you all and I just want to make sure they like me. I really hope they like me.”

“Well we’ll never know unless we find out.” stated Alex, knocking on the door.

“Wait! I’m not rea—”

The large wooden door opened to reveal the beautiful older woman that your boyfriends had shown you in pictures who was known as Martha Washington.

“Hello, boys. We were wondering when you lot were going to het here. Come in out the cold before you freeze.” She gestured all of you in, eyes falling on you as you nervously followed behind your boyfriends. “Is this the illustrious (Y/N) we’ve been hearing so much about?”

“Hello, I’m Mrs Washington. Nice to meet you (Y/N).” You croaked. Realizing your vocal slip up, you mentally slapped yourself.

Mrs Washington laughed at your mistake. “I think you have that backwards, dear.”

She looked over to your boyfriends, who were smiling at your cute embarrassed face. “Nervous, isn’t she?”

“Extremely.” giggled Alexander, getting a glare from you.

“Well that just shows how much she cares for you. A person’s brain can go to pudding over the person or people they love.” She turned back to you. “You must really love these boys, don’t you?”

“Of course!” You blurted out before you could realize it, making your boyfriends smile more.

Mrs Washington looked at you and smiled. “I like you even more now. Come into the dining room for dinner. I hope you like authentic Southern cuisine.”

“That sounds delicious, Mrs Washington.”

“Please call me Martha. Later I’ll show you some pictures of the boys in high school.”

This got your boyfriends’ attention.

“Wait a minute!”

“I thought I burned all those pictures!”

“I’m sure no one wants to see that!”

“Oui, there is absolument zéro things to see!”

“I’ll tell you these boys weren’t always so handsome.” Martha whispered into your with a grin.

i dreamt that Rebecca Sugar gave me a lineart on aquarelle paper of lapis lazuli & peridot to color. neat right?

but in my dream i just did a really terrible job. i colored it with aquarelle and it was fine but then i proceeded to completely ruin it with tons of glitter glue. you know when youre drawing and you just realize that you should have stopped drawing a while ago, because at some point youre just gonna start ruining it instead of making it better.
yeah? it was that.

i did all this while being too embarrassed to admit i was actively ruining the drawing (i think i was livestreaming it or something??)
so i just kept on drawing while loudly exclaiming that wow im doing such a great job this is exactly how i meant for it to go, while filling in lapis entire face with a blackish teal glitter glue with orange and green sparkles

HAHAHAhhhh thIS IS DEFINITELY TURNING OUT BEAUTIFULLY [makes black glitter polka dots on lapis lazulis arms] BEST THING IVE DONE SO FAR [colors peridots eye-whites with iridescent rainbow glitter glue]