The Devil’s Subordinates.
- Gordon RAMsey
- This be Envi, AKA the newest addition to the horrible people club.
- Good with any child that isn’t Satanick’s.
- Only capable of laughing when he’s drunk.(Same tbh….)
- Has the personality that of a twelve year old boy ranting on YouTube.
- Has a keris but murdering people with umbrellas is a lot more fun, amirite?
2. Shingen Kishitani
- This strange man is Yagi.
- His name means “goat.” In other words he’s a moose.
- Likes smoking cigars, drinking alcohol, and doing everything else he can to forget the responsibilities that come with being a father and husband.
- Has the doki-doki for Sullivan.
- He wears a gas mask constantly and taking a look at the man in charge, I can’t blame him.
3. Back alley Doctor
not suspicious figureis Lec Hijohshiki.
- He’s really good at curing illnesses and injuries!
- But that’s for noobs, so it’s back to spreading the plague and pushing old ladies down stairs.
- Has a brother (We’ll get to him later…) He’s the better of the two, actually.
- Like any normal pair of siblings, he’s either calming his brother down or eating his internal organs.
- I don’t want to say his name…but I kind of have to so this everyone, is Roc Hijohshiki.
- His hobbies include: lynching angels, starting shit with random people, and the most notorious…abusing innocent, adorable lobsters.
- He actually has these really weird mouths on his hands. Fuckin Deidara wannabe.
- “YOU CAN’T ARREST ME, I AM THE POLICE!”
5. He’s Beauty, He’s Grace, If you Ain’t Wearing Gucci GTFO His Face.
- This is Benihotaru!
- A derivation of his name is “lipstick” Wonderful.
- Amongst all his fellow comrades he appears fairly stable, probably why he gets no screen time.
- A hysterical clean freak who looks oddly serene.
6. Invader Zim
- This is Edabane (feat. Zigzag’s hand)
- Move over Licorice, this guy is a literal man baby.
- Deeply committed to his wife, Zigzag. (See hand for more info)
- Not much of a talker, apparently.
- I like his hat.
7. ‘Film’ Producer
- This is Hidou….yeeeah.
- He enjoys watching movies. I’m not talking Lion King though,
- He has great footage of Karma biting Roc in the ass.
- Despite this please do not approach this man.
- Look what happened to the angel nurse, she didn’t even make it long enough to get a name.
8. Aconita’s Husbando
- Tis be Kyou.
- Don’t be afraid of him, guys. He just wants your heart~
- Nah but he likes collecting angel hearts.
- A pervert with headsweat issues.
- Faithful to his wife. (Presumably Aconita.)
9. Sinnamon Roll
- Is his name Kan or Hitoki? Whatever he’s a tiny sinner.
- Enjoys feigning innocence (because we know how innocent the Pitch Black World is.)
- Will attack you in your sleep and then make you wonder how he got into your home.
- Has some crazy fucking morals.
- Depraved and weird.
10. SLAYER, SLAYER, SLAYER
- This creepy dude is Dokugai.
- He (as you can see) has lots of piercings but if you thought his no-no bits were clean then boy have I got news for you.
- He loves little boys.
- Probably isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a school.
- Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband.