you and all your friends are dead

Different Types of Gryffindors
  • The Do It For the Viner: will do anything just so they can say they've done it. All about Bravery™
  • The Knight in Shining Armor: lives to prove that Chivalry™ is not dead. Will fight someone for your honor.
  • The Daredevil: plays "what are the odds" constantly. Will dare anyone to do anything. Most common phrase is "do you dare me to..." probably would do it anyway
  • The Stress-Ball: has really bad anxiety. Faces it every day. Probably thinks they're not brave, but super are. That shit's tough.
  • The Big Talker: exaggerates every story, probably only done half of what they say they have
  • The Sidekick: super awesome alone, unstoppable with friends. Doesn't like being the center of attention.
  • The Gamer: lives for action video games and combative games, might fight you at any moment
  • The Page Master: loves reading, especially action novels. Not afraid to be different.

anonymous asked:

My boyfriend's friend just passed away. Can you teach me some spell or something to relieve his family's pain? Also, any spell for the soul of the dead? :(

First of all, I am so so sorry for your loss. 
I don’t have anything particularly for a loved one’s passed soul, you could maybe light a white candle for them? 

I have some spells for grief though– 
Relieving Grief 
Grief Powder
A Grief Ritual 
A Jar of Grief Spell


I hope this was helpful, again, I am so sorry. ):

10

Well, tried ‘Garm Struggle’.

The main gameplay is divided into ‘story’ and ‘quest’. ‘Story’ is well just stories where some of the lines are voiced. Not quite sure what the main story is about actually… Something about some guy trying to destroy the world while you’re this ordinary high school girl whose parents are dead and you live with your uncle. The boy with short red hair, Mao, is your childhood friend. The one with blue hair, Sotaroh, is your classmate and you’ve been having strange dreams recently… That’s as far as I got.

The ‘quest’ is a series of puzzle battles where you have to link bubbles of the same colour to attack. All 5 of the characters are automatically part of your team. You can’t remove any of them and can only change their positions or who to set as the leader. You can equip different costumes and accessories on them.

There are 2 gachas - card and costume/accessory. Looks like the cards are just for getting special stories and do not affect your battle team.

Anyway, I guess it’s alright but the artwork isn’t really my style and not really interested in any of the characters… so I don’t think I’ll be keeping it.

2

So your friends are throwing you a birthday party and you thought you’d invite her. She made you realize how stupid that would be though (“A Talon assassin alone and unarmed surrounded by Overwatch agents? Do you really want me dead?”) and refused your invitation. It made you sad, but you understand.

Yet she came anyway. Even after all that she said, she’s here. You’re pretty sure Jack’s losing it in the background but you already tuned everything out when she pulled you close to her.

“Happy Birthday, chérie,” she whispered and you smiled.

Yeaaaaahhh, sorry about the text, I don’t really write. ;-;  The idea hit me this morning and I had to draw it but then the drawing doesn’t really explain the whole story I had in mind so…

Skincare tips ✨💧

1. Always keep a bottle of water bottle nearby. Hydration is 🔑, your skin will thank you!
2. DON’T POP YOUR PIMPLES. EVER.
3. Honey + green tea=a mask that will reduce dark spots and acne
4. Exfoliate 1-3 times a week, get rid of that dead skin/sebum build up 😷
5. Coconut is great for your skin + removing makeup! (Use it wisely tho, could clog up your pores)
6. You can never go wrong with face masks!!! Treat yourself to a nice face mask every now and then
7. Cut toxic people out of your life and remember to moisturize daily
8. DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE🙅🏽
9. In my opinion lush has the best skincare products, all organic and they’re cruelty free🐶
10. Change your pillow cases regularly if you don’t already
11. Sunscreen is your best friend, always apply before leaving the house to protect your self from harmful sun rays/premature aging🌞
12. I know y'all have things to do but get at least 7 hours of sleep to rejuvenate your skin!
13. Pat your face dry instead of rubbing when using a towel.
14. Listen to music and chill and try to keep the stress minimal, this will do wonder for your skin
15. Rose water is bomb for your skin and the scent is a bonus 🌹
16. Your skin is an organ so it will reflect the state of your insides, eat beneficial foods and drink plenty💧💦🍎🍉🍓🍒

how to be a donna tartt character

wear old-fashioned clothes in all black or all white, odd glasses are a bonus

have weird nicknames with your friends and only refer to each other by them

intellectualism™ is important. make sure everyone knows that you love homer more than them

moral ambiguity is slightly more important. wanna scam people with fake antiques? wanna murder a friend? wanna steal your stepmom’s dog and drugs and run away across america? wanna semi-accidentally steal a painting and worry about it for years? wanna get into an ecstatic state and murder some random farmer? no time like the present

speak a few languages, preferably dead ones or russian

embrace your angst. amplify your angst. worry

consume copious amounts of substances. smoke, develop a drug problem, get sick drinking as often as possible

forget having actual romantic relationships with people, instead opt for romanticizing someone and obsessing over them and then confessing your love unsuccessfully or being totally gay for your best friend and then denying it later when they try to bring it up

Omg had to get this off my chest. Everyone seems dead set on making Pidge the one to ship people together (in really creepy ways) But you know who would really ship klance? Hunk. He would be like, Keith and Lance’s number one fanboy. And, he wouldn’t be creepy like people make Pidge out to be! He would just constantly poke Lance with a little grin on his face, and he would be like ‘You gonna talk to your booooooyfriend soon?’ And laugh as Lance gets all flustered. So let’s give the 'shipping’ friend position to the person who would actually do it. Stop making Pidge creepy. Start making Hunk that cute friend we all wish we had when we had a crush on someone. (Besides. As if Pidge would care about that kind of stuff. She really doesn’t care XD )

Dating Dan would include:

A/N: I tried something different. I enjoy these kind of things a lot so I wrote my own. I know it’s not a full story, but it’s something. I’m pretty busy today since tonight is my prom! 

Masterlist

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staying up late almost every night

really late like Dan asking you ‘Hey, did you know that cows have best friends? at 5am

lots of cuddling 

Dan is mister super squish and his cuddles are the best

‘omg you are so short’

‘no, you’re just a giant’

‘i love you so much’ sex

watching movies and eating popcorn with Phil 

holding hands on the tube 

holding hands all the time 

‘stop editing and get into bed with me’ 

‘no, honestly Dan the video is perfect already’

being best friends with Phil and other youtubers

deep conversations 24/7 

‘stop saying that! i love your hobbit hair’

phil catching you two having sex 

him writing a song on the piano for you 

‘no the leather t-shirt can’t come back from the dead’ 

‘omg have you seen that baby!’ 

listening to him waffle all the time 

getting in the shower together 

phil banging against the wall because you are too loud in bed 

‘you are such a dork, but i love you.’

traveling the world with him

being slightly irritated by his haru pillow that stares back at you during the night

going to award shows with him

him calling you sweetheart, darling or baby

‘no i won’t watch that anime with you. you’ve got Phil for that’

you giving him lots of stupid nicknames

having big plans for the future together like buying a house and getting a dog

understanding each other without words

‘baby, I need your help. are those two different shades of black?’

‘nah it’s fine. you always look good anyway’

Hamilton characters as things my friends have said
  • Alexander: -about a broken oven- i will be your oven...and roAST YOU
  • Burr: maybe I should tell him my backstory and he'll go away right away
  • Mulligan: i was a pervy child i think...i don't remember
  • Lafayette: -screeches in a foreign language-
  • Laurens: -after learning a corgi's butt floats- rain drop drop top his booty go bop bop
  • Washington: yes, while i may have gotten all i needed to get done, i am dead inside
  • Peggy: i have the courage of a chicken nugget
  • Angelica: i like my boys how i like my liz; stoic and ready to start a revolution
  • Eliza: i just want to make lots of money so we can gift each other things
  • Jefferson: so yeah, unless you're married or own an aerosmith tee strAIGHT FROM THE SEVENTIES...get out
  • Madison: i accidentally listened to its quiet uptown and ruined my life
  • King George: I do not like the 4th

One Piece ワンピース [Thriller Bark Saga] : Shichibukai “Shadow’s Asgard” Gecko Moria vs The Straw Hat Pirates

“Even if I had allowed you to continue peacefully on your voyage…at your level, death is all you would have found. You’re nowhere near ready for the ‘New World’!! Though it would appear you have gathered yourself quite a fine crew, you would only lose them all!! My words…come from experience. My subordinates…they were famed, far and wide… Why did I have to lose them all?! My friends were lost to me precisely because they were still alive! If they had all been zombies, dead from the start, I would have lost nothing! For zombies are invulnerable!! Eternal warriors; even if they are purified, a replacement can be found. I will take my army of the undead and seize the title of Pirate King!!”

The Shichibukai of the day; Gecko Moria, King of Thriller Bark! Many of my friends said they didn’t really enjoy this arc but I absolutely loved it! It had a bunch of cool moments such as finding out the Yonkō Kaidō had slaughtered his entire crew in the “New World”, Zoro obtaining the Meito Shusui from Ryūma, and ofc my personal favorite; Zoro vs Kuma. (On a side note, when Oda revealed Ryūma I was really hoping he was the humming swordsman who eventually joined the crew cos he was so cool!! I loved his design & ‘yohoho’ laughter). I also really liked the whole “Nightmare Before Christmas” vibe Thriller Bark gave off and the Kage Kage no Mi was so unique and versatile! Moria may not have turned out to be much in the end, but I thoroughly enjoyed my first read through of the Thriller Bark Saga. 

Happy Halloween~! ☠

unkind zodiac haikus

fire burns just like  
you and your wrath consumes green
and dead wood alike
- aries


darling be wary
of the gold you seek it’s not
yours to freely take
- taurus


being two faced has
never ended well but you’ll
make a fine sinner
- gemini


why must you crush all
that you’ve held within your grasp?
ribs break so easy
- cancer


you’ll lead all your friends
like lemmings to a slaughter
i hope it’s worth it
- leo


how many heads fell
so your people would kneel in
perfect symmetry
- virgo


not making a choice
will leave you with nothing but
ashes in your mouth
- libra


how much it must hurt
to never live up to your
own expectations
- scorpio


hope is going to
kill you and it wont be a
pretty death. sorry
- sagittarius


people will never
bleed enough to fulfill your
vision of justice
- capricorn


having no heart means
no one can stab you in it
so there’s that, at least
- aquarius


you march to someone
else’s siren song. they don’t
even know your name
- pices


(haiku #52 to #63)

8

Bastard, was the only word written outside the scroll. No Lord Snow or Jon Snow or Lord Commander. Simply Bastard. And the letter was sealed with a smear of hard pink wax. “You were right to come at once,” Jon said. You were right to be afraid. He cracked the seal, flattened the parchment, and read.

Your false king is dead, bastard. He and all his host were smashed in seven days of battle. I have his magic sword. Tell his red whore.

Your false king’s friends are dead. Their heads upon the walls of Winterfell. Come see them, bastard. Your false king lied, and so did you. You told the world you burned the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Instead you sent him to Winterfell to steal my bride from me.

I will have my bride back. If you want Mance Rayder back, come and get him. I have him in a cage for all the north to see, proof of your lies. The cage is cold, but I have made him a warm cloak from the skins of the six whores who came with him to Winterfell.

I want my bride back. I want the false king’s queen. I want his daughter and his red witch. I want his wildling princess. I want his little prince, the wildling babe. And I want my Reek. Send them to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your black crows. Keep them from me, and I will cut out your bastard’s heart and eat it.

It was signed,

Ramsay Bolton,

Trueborn Lord of Winterfell. ― Jon XIII, A Dance with Dragons.

You’re Alive

Request from @ezrasrosewoodliars: Hey!! i’m such a big fan!! please can you do an imagine where Draco sees reader for the first time since the night dumbledore died and he thought she was dead because the reader is friends with the trio and goes hunting for horcruxes etc so he sees her and it’s so cute and stuff!! thank you!!

Thanks, I love PLL! Sorry this has taken a while, I’ve had so many imagines to do. I really enjoyed writing this!! Also, sorry if this is a bit crap, I got so carried away I wrote it all in one take, and it’s also really long because I wanted to make sure I got as much in as I could.

Originally posted by drarryxsexual

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  • Cheating on test in shows: Everyone's skillfully getting answers from the smart people in class. The teacher's unaware
  • Cheating on test irl: You share answers with everyone directly beside you, even the kid in front of you turns around and stares dead at your paper. A kid mouths "what's # 15", to someone who's 3 seats away. They make a C with their hands. Kid who usually sits in the front moves to the back right next to their friend who made a B on the last test. Five different kids are linked in a group chat sending answers under the desk. Some kid writes all their answers on a ripped piece of paper, folds it, and 'goes to ask the teacher a question' all while handing another kid the paper. The teacher is barely a foot away.
Paper Hearts (Part 2)

Originally posted by tbhobi

Genre: Angst/fluff

♡ Pairing: Reader x Jungkook

♡ Length: 4.1k

♡ Summary: It has been nearly a year since you started writing anonymous letters to Jungkook, giving him words of encouragement behind the thin mask of a paper. He never considered you as a possible suspect behind these letters, because you were nothing more than a best friend. And you couldn’t put all the blame on him either, after all, you were too afraid to confess in fear of tarnishing your precious friendship.

Part 1 ♡ Part 2  ♡ Part 3

It was funny how things worked out in life. You had imagined this very scene for the past year, replaying it over and over in your mind until you could point out the most minor details in your sleep, yet why did it play out so differently in reality? Everything that could have gone wrong, did go wrong. As unsettling as it was to consider… maybe you didn’t know who your best friend really was.

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A topic one of my friends and me talked about. She asked: “Why are the killers able to catch a survivor who’s running like mad and they’re just walking normally?!”

Here’s your answer Sherry.

I randomly chose Michael as killer for this comic (and because I never drew him…). Not that you think this topic is specifically about him, oh no. This goes for all of the killers.

Spring Awakening Songs Explained
  • Mama Who Bore Me: Give Me Sex Ed
  • Mama Who Bore Me Reprise: Give Us Sex Ed
  • All That's Known: Oppressed White Boy Wants Education
  • Bitch of Living: But Why Am I not Having Sex Right Now?
  • My Junk: I Masturbate Over You
  • Touch Me: Everyone is Lonely and Horny
  • Word of Your Body: Pain Kink
  • The Dark I Know Well: Sexual Abuse (I couldn't make this one funny)
  • And Then There Were None: Fuck the Only Person Left Who Cares About Me
  • Mirror Blue Night: Very Poetic Masturbation Sequence
  • I Believe: Church Kink
  • The Guilty Ones: We Sinned Instead of Going to Church
  • Don't do Sadness/Blue Wind: Please Don't Kill Yourself Moritz
  • Left Behind: Goddamit Moritz
  • Totally Fucked: Grown Ups Really Suck In Case You Couldn't Tell Already
  • Word of Your Body Reprise: Pain Kink Gay Edition
  • Whispering: Babies Make Everything Better
  • Those You've Known: All My Friends Are Dead
  • The Song of Purple Summer: We Know This Song is Meaningful But it Just Sounds High
What my friend, who doesn't play MysMe, has learned about the game through fandom posts so far:

- You play a girl with a rare medical condition wherein she doesn’t have eyes.
- A cat is your main rival for Jumin’s affection.
- Zen is a mutant.
- Yoosung is precious and must be protected at all costs.
- Seven is precious and must be protected at all costs.
- St. Jaehee, patron saint of employees.
- There is a half-woman, half-snake character named Rika.
- Jumin and Zen are secretly dating.
- It’s not incest if the other person is dead.
- It’s perfectly acceptable to fall in love with more than one person at a time.
- These are real people with real feelings.
- “in Mystic Messenger hell” is a legit relationship status.